pokémon chuckability rating

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  • HeadCreepsHeadCreeps NOW IS THE TIME FOR DRINKING! Registered User regular
    Caterpie - it has a very throwable shape,just grab it by the tail!

    Magikarp is pretty chuckable, too

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    yall gonna post pictures of these pokemon or what, there's a billion of these fuckers and I cannot judge chuckability on a name

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  • MaddocMaddoc I'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother? Registered User regular
    Arrokuda is like a javelin, I bet that thing could get some real distance

  • discriderdiscrider Registered User regular
    Could probably get some distance on a Corsola.
    You'd have to wear some gloves though.
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  • LasbrookLasbrook It takes a lot to make a stew When it comes to me and youRegistered User regular
    At just 8 inches and .7 pounds I bet I could get a wishiwashi to go pretty far, pretty uniform shape too.

  • RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    I don't think some of you have ever tried grasping a fish

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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    Am I allowed to drop kick

  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited June 24
    Which Pokemon could chuck me the furthest Machamp?

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  • RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    Blastoise with a water cannon blast would be a contender

    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
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  • ShadowfireShadowfire Vermont, in the middle of nowhereRegistered User regular
    Wailord out the blowhole.

  • DidgeridooDidgeridoo Flighty Dame Registered User regular
    Mysst wrote: »
    yall gonna post pictures of these pokemon or what, there's a billion of these fuckers and I cannot judge chuckability on a name

    No, now you have to design what you imagine these chuckable pogis look like

  • AlexandierAlexandier Registered User regular
    Chuck a pile of Exeggcute at your house if you hand out pennies.

  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Is there not a Pokemon that launches smaller Pokemon

  • PaperLuigi44PaperLuigi44 My amazement is at maximum capacity. Registered User regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    Is there not a Pokemon that launches smaller Pokemon

    Dragapult launches its babies like missiles (they enjoy it)

  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    this monster blood motherfucker

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  • DysDys how am I even using this gun Registered User regular
    If it wasn't over 100 pounds, I would say Skarmory:
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    It's metal, it has wings, and it's pointy; the thing is pretty much a big angry lawn dart.

  • PsykomaPsykoma Registered User regular
    I feel like you could get a decent football spiral out of a Kakuna or a Glimmora

  • NorgothNorgoth cardiffRegistered User regular
    edited June 24
    I reckon you could get a decent distance off an Ekans, if you grabbed it by the tail and put some spin into it mario 64 style.

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  • ChallChall Registered User regular
    I bet you could hurl an Luvdisc like a frisbee or a boomerang and weighs about the same as an Olympic hammer or shot put. I bet someone could chuck one of those real good

  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Central OhioRegistered User regular
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    These are all roughly softball-sized and shaped

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    Norgoth wrote: »
    I reckon you could get a decent distance off an Ekans, if you grabbed it by the tail and put some spin into it mario 64 style.

    so long gay ekans

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  • Kane Red RobeKane Red Robe Master of Magic ArcanusRegistered User regular
    I think Azurill there probably loses a lot of kinetic energy as the two ends impact each other from repeated expansion and contraction of the spring tail.

  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    I think Azurill there probably loses a lot of kinetic energy as the two ends impact each other from repeated expansion and contraction of the spring tail.

    Use Azurill as a catapult for another one

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  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    Shadowfire wrote: »
    Wailord out the blowhole.

    Pretty sure this blowhole talk belongs in the other Pokemon thread.
    The one that's closed.

  • LasbrookLasbrook It takes a lot to make a stew When it comes to me and youRegistered User regular
    Ringo wrote: »
    I don't think some of you have ever tried grasping a fish

    Fish Pokémon always look bone dry, and also spend the majority of their time on land. I don’t think a wishiwashi would be that slippery, and even then you can probably grasp it in one hand.

  • PolaritiePolaritie Sleepy Registered User regular
    Pumpkaboo seems very chuckable. ...it may involve catapults, just like with real life pumpkins.

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  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Central OhioRegistered User regular
    edited June 24
    Oh sorry, I didn’t mean to post Azurill in the “thrown weapon” group

    It’s clearly a nunchuk poke

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  • Kane Red RobeKane Red Robe Master of Magic ArcanusRegistered User regular
    Oh sorry, I didn’t mean to post Azurill in the “thrown weapon” group

    It’s clearly a nunchuk poke

    Actually having thought it over you could probably huck an Azurill bolas style maybe? Worth a shot at least.

  • Sir FabulousSir Fabulous Malevolent Squid God Registered User regular
    edited June 24
    Best pokemon to chuck:
    Carbink
    This guy is 1 foot tall. It weighs 12.6 pounds. Pretty prime dimensions.
    Then, it's made out of rock, so you're gonna get a satisfying thunk out of it and with base 150 defense, you're not gonna be harming your little buddy. It probably gets a kick out of this.
    Finally, you can grasp it by the ears and spin it around and throw it that way. It's got good handfeel.

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    Best pokemon to nickname Chuck:
    It's Throh. Obviously.

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  • discriderdiscrider Registered User regular
    You probably get a satisfying *Splat* from throwing a Grimer

  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Central OhioRegistered User regular
    edited June 24
    Best pokemon to chuck:
    Carbink
    This guy is 1 foot tall. It weighs 12.6 pounds. Pretty prime dimensions.
    Then, it's made out of rock, so you're gonna get a satisfying thunk out of it and with base 150 defense, you're not gonna be harming your little buddy. It probably gets a kick out of this.
    Finally, you can grasp it by the ears and spin it around and throw it that way. It's got good handfeel.

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    Best pokemon to nickname Chuck:
    It's Throh. Obviously.

    Now I’m imagining using its ears, one in each hand, swinging it up and down to build momentum to chuck it over a bar 15’ in the air as a HighlandGalar Games competition

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  • ChallChall Registered User regular
    discrider wrote: »
    You probably get a satisfying *Splat* from throwing a Grimer

    I feel like if you try to pick up a Grimer your arms get schlorped up into its body so it would be very hard to throw

  • Dark Raven XDark Raven X Laugh hard, run fast, be kindRegistered User regular
    Just like that other rating system, Vaporeon. I think you grip it by the tail and start spinning like with a hammer toss, using the spines for grip. At the optimal moment, you shift your grasp so the spines are away from your palm, the natural slimes of the Pokemon's skin will reduce the friction to zero and send it.

    Oh brilliant
  • milskimilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    see317 wrote: »
    Shadowfire wrote: »
    Wailord out the blowhole.

    Pretty sure this blowhole talk belongs in the other Pokemon thread.
    The one that's closed.

    Ah, Hot Skitty On Wailord Action

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  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Central OhioRegistered User regular
    The answer is every Pokémon is chuckable

    When it’s in its ball

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  • RELtasticRELtastic Registered User regular
    Chuck a Cubone, they've already got head protection.

  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    Throw it like a dart or paper airplane and it'll just glide and glide

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  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Trying to think of a Pokemon I could hurl like a throwing star. Staryu seems the obvious choice but apparently it weighs 76 pounds

  • cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
    Psykoma wrote: »
    I feel like you could get a decent football spiral out of a Kakuna or a Glimmora
    I was thinking the same thing about Seedot.
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  • discriderdiscrider Registered User regular
    Chall wrote: »
    discrider wrote: »
    You probably get a satisfying *Splat* from throwing a Grimer

    I feel like if you try to pick up a Grimer your arms get schlorped up into its body so it would be very hard to throw

    Looking it up, Grimer is apparently the size of a small child with the weight of a large one.
    Pokemon Go seems to give a variance of +15kg on the heavy side of its weight, so maybe if you got a super tiny Grimer it would only be 30-15kg, with a height of 0.5m.

    But maybe you're not going for distance, and you just throw it off the side of a building?

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