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you’re a vampire now

crwthcrwth THAT'S ITRegistered User regular
in Social Entropy++
only rule is you have to stay in your citys limits for now

what’s your first move

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    I go try to get a tan

  • FANTOMASFANTOMAS Flan ArgentavisRegistered User regular
    I sign up for an MMO, because Im going to have insane ammount of time to grind during the day.

    Yes, with a quick verbal "boom." You take a man's peko, you deny him his dab, all that is left is to rise up and tear down the walls of Jericho with a ".....not!" -TexiKen
  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I’m in the sun right now!!! Fuuuuuck!!!


    Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

  • EtiowsaEtiowsa Registered User regular
    Eat the rich. It's cool and ironic when you're a vampire.

  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Gonna have to determine which of my closest friends I can trust to form our own coterie

  • SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    I am opening a sick nightclub

  • smofsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    What if I don't live in a city?

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Honestly…I’d get the hell out of Brainerd MN.

    Can’t be a night owl here stuff closes too early. Need to live in a city.

  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited July 4
    Brovid Hasselsmof wrote: »
    What if I don't live in a city?

    town. village. municipality. whatever

    crwth on
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  • smofsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    I don't know why I asked that question really, since I never go anywhere anyway

    I'd probably go and see if I could communicate with the bats that live in our shed

  • Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    I pray real hard to our Lord Jesus Christ the Redeemer and I return to my mortal form in a shower of light. Then I ask a lot of questions about all the bad things Christians, especially priests, have done and why him or his dad don’t do anything helpful so he turns me back into a vampire. I get real good at pool for the next 300 years, at which point I’m destroyed in a comical fall onto a bit of broken wood in a local pub during one of the Salt Riots.

  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    I fire my clumsy nanny and sinister butler and drink V8 juice as I please

    Fixer Restorations -/- Satan's Wish List!!!!
  • miscellaneousinsanitymiscellaneousinsanity grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt peopleRegistered User regular
    go party with the local goths obvi

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  • NarbusNarbus Registered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
    only rule is you have to stay in your citys limits for now

    what’s your first move

    > inventory

  • JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    Wall directly into a wooden stake.

    I'm ready to wrap this one up, undeath is not an option.

    Ok, first I might turn into a bat and spread some rabies around at a few choice political conventions.

    https://www.instagram.com/evansinkworks/
  • MatevMatev Cero Miedo Registered User regular
    Find a shitty, cheap place to use as a starter lair, take a night job, and turn the partners. We'll figure out the rest from there.

    "Go down, kick ass, and set yourselves up as gods, that's our Prime Directive!"
    Hail Hydra
  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    No change to my lifestyle whatsoever

    phots on my flickr pics on my tumblr
  • CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    I'm really irritated it took like 15 years after I renounced God

    Happiness is within reach!
  • AphostileAphostile San Francisco, CARegistered User regular
    It’s not even weird to be sparkly outside here.

    Nothing. Matters.
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »
    Honestly…I’d get the hell out of Brainerd MN.

    Can’t be a night owl here stuff closes too early. Need to live in a city.

    Don't try to bribe any state trooper that pulls you over

  • PellaeonPellaeon Registered User regular
    "now"?

  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    Pick a fight with a Stop sign

  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    Fix all my money problems via mind control and/or turning into a bat and robbing a bank

    Then, hang out with the family for the next hundred years or so. I've had this conversation with my wife and she is not into the eternal life thing

    After they're all dead, then who knows

    Maybe run for president

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  • MegaMan001MegaMan001 CRNA Rochester, MNRegistered User regular
    Sign up to work straight nights at the hospital. Use the bood bank to feed while I figure how this is all gonna go.

    I am in the business of saving lives.
  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    buy a cape

    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Robert Khoo wrote: »
    Real strong, facetious.

    Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
  • DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    what kind of vampire? like, what media is the vampire lore from?

  • smofsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    spono wrote: »
    Fix all my money problems via mind control and/or turning into a bat and robbing a bank

    Then, hang out with the family for the next hundred years or so. I've had this conversation with my wife and she is not into the eternal life thing

    After they're all dead, then who knows

    Maybe run for president

    How much money do you think a bat could carry out of a bank vault?

  • Al_watAl_wat Registered User regular
    Probably get baked and play valheim

  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    Brovid Hasselsmof wrote: »
    spono wrote: »
    Fix all my money problems via mind control and/or turning into a bat and robbing a bank

    Then, hang out with the family for the next hundred years or so. I've had this conversation with my wife and she is not into the eternal life thing

    After they're all dead, then who knows

    Maybe run for president

    How much money do you think a bat could carry out of a bank vault?

    I don't know, like one or two of those stacks of 100's

    So maybe like $10,000 at a time

    I can make multiple trips, I've got infinite time

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  • SteveRageSteveRage Registered User regular
    if i'm a vampire then fuck rules. i leave the city. you cant control me. i'm a vampire. pbbbbbbbbt.

    -in warframe (pc), i am fungible-
  • Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 What are you? Some kind of half-assed astronaut?Registered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
    only rule is you have to stay in your citys limits for now

    what’s your first move

    I brood

    You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water, our shark.
  • durandal4532durandal4532 Registered User regular
    "city limits" means like how people understand a city right not like some bullshit where you're not "in Boston" because you're in Cambridge

    We're all in this together
  • initiatefailureinitiatefailure Registered User regular
    Oh that sucks

  • Al_watAl_wat Registered User regular
    I watched enough vampire diaries to know that it's definitely the bullshit version: city limits as specified by laws, not what is commonly understood.

    A clever / politically connected vampire could abuse that by getting the city limits changed

  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    SteveRage wrote: »
    if i'm a vampire then fuck rules. i leave the city. you cant control me. i'm a vampire. pbbbbbbbbt.

    you’re killed by a gang of vampire hunters sorry

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  • GarthorGarthor Registered User regular
    Vampires can't cross running water so I'm pretty sure I'm completely and utterly fucked by modern plumbing.

  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Can a vampire play basketball

  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Garthor wrote: »
    Vampires can't cross running water so I'm pretty sure I'm completely and utterly fucked by modern plumbing.

    Suddenly a species who is avsolutely thrilled by the looming water crisis

    phots on my flickr pics on my tumblr
  • RT800RT800 Registered User regular
    Well I mean what are my vampire powers?

    Can I turn into mist? Turn into a bat? Can I fly? Am I super fast and super strong? Can I hypnotize people?

    I need to know what I can do before I know what I will do.

  • ElderlycrawfishElderlycrawfish Registered User regular
    I'm going to sparkle, that's what vampires do right?

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