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How Raven is this?

AnzekayAnzekay Registered User, Moderator mod
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore,
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door. “
“'Tis some visitor,” I muttered, “tapping at my chamber door—
Only this, and nothing more.”

Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December,
And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor.
Eagerly I wished the morrow;—vainly I had sought to borrow
From my books surcease of sorrow—sorrow for the lost Lenore—
For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels name Lenore—
Nameless here for evermore.

And the silken sad uncertain rustling of each purple curtain
Thrilled me—filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before;
So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating, “
“'Tis some visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door—
Some late visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door;—
This it is, and nothing more.”

Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer,
“Sir,” said I, “or Madam, truly your forgiveness I implore;
But the fact is I was napping, and so gently you came rapping,
And so faintly you came tapping, tapping at my chamber door,
That I scarce was sure I heard you”—here I opened wide the door;—
Darkness there, and nothing more.

Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing,
Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortals ever dared to dream before;
But the silence was unbroken, and the stillness gave no token,
And the only word there spoken was the whispered word, “Lenore!”
This I whispered, and an echo murmured back the word, “Lenore!”—
Merely this, and nothing more.

Back into the chamber turning, all my soul within me burning,
Soon again I heard a tapping somewhat louder than before.
“Surely,” said I, “surely that is something at my window lattice,
Let me see, then, what thereat is, and this mystery explore—
Let my heart be still a moment and this mystery explore;—
'Tis the wind and nothing more.”

Open here I flung the shutter, when, with many a flirt and flutter,
In there stepped a stately raven of the saintly days of yore.
Not the least obeisance made he; not a minute stopped or stayed he;
But, with mien of lord or lady, perched above my chamber door—
Perched upon a bust of Pallas just above my chamber door—
Perched, and sat, and nothing more.

Then this ebony bird beguiling my sad fancy into smiling,
By the grave and stern decorum of the countenance it wore.
“Though thy crest be shorn and shaven, thou,” I said, “art sure no craven,
Ghastly grim and ancient raven wandering from the Nightly shore—
Tell me what thy lordly name is on the Night's Plutonian shore!”
Quoth the Raven, “Nevermore.”

Much I marvelled this ungainly fowl to hear discourse so plainly,
Though its answer little meaning—little relevancy bore;
For we cannot help agreeing that no living human being
Ever yet was blest with seeing bird above his chamber door—
Bird or beast upon the sculptured bust above his chamber door,
With such name as “Nevermore.”

But the Raven, sitting lonely on the placid bust, spoke only
That one word, as if his soul in that one word he did outpour.
Nothing further then he uttered—not a feather then he fluttered—
Till I scarcely more than muttered, “other friends have flown before—
On the morrow he will leave me, as my hopes have flown before.”
Then the bird said, “Nevermore.”

Startled at the stillness broken by reply so aptly spoken,
“Doubtless,” said I, “what it utters is its only stock and store,
Caught from some unhappy master whom unmerciful Disaster
Followed fast and followed faster till his songs one burden bore—
Till the dirges of his Hope that melancholy burden bore,
Of ‘Never—nevermore’.”

But the Raven still beguiling my sad fancy into smiling,
Straight I wheeled a cushioned seat in front of bird and bust and door;
Then, upon the velvet sinking, I betook myself to linking
Fancy unto fancy, thinking what this ominous bird of yore—
What this grim, ungainly, ghastly, gaunt, and ominous bird of yore
Meant in croaking “Nevermore.”

This I sat engaged in guessing, but no syllable expressing
To the fowl whose fiery eyes now burned into my bosom's core;
This and more I sat divining, with my head at ease reclining
On the cushion's velvet lining that the lamplight gloated o'er,
But whose velvet violet lining with the lamplight gloating o'er,
She shall press, ah, nevermore!

Then, methought, the air grew denser, perfumed from an unseen censer
Swung by Seraphim whose footfalls tinkled on the tufted floor.
“Wretch,” I cried, “thy God hath lent thee—by these angels he hath sent thee
Respite—respite and nepenthe, from thy memories of Lenore;
Quaff, oh quaff this kind nepenthe and forget this lost Lenore!”
Quoth the Raven, “Nevermore.”

“Prophet!” said I, “thing of evil!—prophet still, if bird or devil!—
Whether Tempter sent, or whether tempest tossed thee here ashore,
Desolate yet all undaunted, on this desert land enchanted—
On this home by horror haunted—tell me truly, I implore—
Is there—is there balm in Gilead?—tell me—tell me, I implore!”
Quoth the Raven, “Nevermore.”

“Prophet!” said I, “thing of evil!—prophet still, if bird or devil!
By that Heaven that bends above us—by that God we both adore—
Tell this soul with sorrow laden if, within the distant Aidenn,
It shall clasp a sainted maiden whom the angels name Lenore—
Clasp a rare and radiant maiden whom the angels name Lenore.”
Quoth the Raven, “Nevermore.”

“Be that word our sign in parting, bird or fiend!” I shrieked, upstarting—
“Get thee back into the tempest and the Night's Plutonian shore!
Leave no black plume as a token of that lie thy soul hath spoken!
Leave my loneliness unbroken!—quit the bust above my door!
Take thy beak from out my heart, and take thy form from off my door!”
Quoth the Raven, “Nevermore.”

And the Raven, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting
On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door;
And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon's that is dreaming,
And the lamplight o'er him streaming throws his shadow on the floor;
And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor
Shall be lifted—nevermore!

- The Raven, by Edgar Allan Poe

How Raven is this? 58 votes

Yes
12%
Kadithcj iwakuraRanlinHeadCreepsKristmas KthulhuMrMonroeHavelock3.0 7 votes
The most Raven
20%
the cheatJasconiusTomantaLanzHacksawXaquinRhesus Positiveaiouaqwer12StronginthearmEndless_SerpentsElvenshae 12 votes
So Raven
31%
Lindsay LohanSolyspBahamutZEROSirToastyQuetziSkeithMetzger MeisterBeastehCaptain Inertiainitiatefailure101BhowLucedesMr FuzzbuttAnzekaySir FabulousDr. FlamingoEvilCake 18 votes
Not Raven
10%
MulysaSemproniusHoukchromdomProhassKelorGnizmo 6 votes
Larlar Raven
25%
andrewmatthias00ShadowfireReynoldsKayuraFuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudAndy JoeHadesTonkkaFig-DLJDouglasRomanian My EscutcheonTefCrippl3Polaritie 15 votes

Posts

  • RanlinRanlin Oh gosh Registered User regular
    Yes
    I think I figured it out

  • LanzLanz ...Za?Registered User regular
  • LucedesLucedes Registered User regular
    So Raven
    moderately raven

    fairly raven

    THE raven

  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    The most Raven
    The best Treehouse of Horror segment

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    The best Treehouse of Horror segment

    I dunno, "Stupid Smarch Weather" does a lot of heavy carrying

  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    The most Raven
    That's good, but it doesn't have the horror

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
  • Mc zanyMc zany Registered User regular
    I'm raven I'm raven

  • localhjaylocalhjay Registered User regular
    Mc zany wrote: »
    I'm raven I'm raven

    Erm yes

    Stark raven mad mebbe?? Kek

  • OdinOdin Registered User regular
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  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    The most Raven
    66ge1py4y7w6.jpg

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    Larlar Raven
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    did absolutely nothing to stop 9/11

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    You know that for a fact?

  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    she put mark wahlberg on the wrong plane

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    American Hero Mark Wahlberg

  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    The most Raven
    She was busy stopping 9/10

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    She was busy stopping 9/10

    But nothing happened on 9/10…OHHHHHHH

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    The last so raven I got before yesterday was in 2014.

    How are the So Raven reactions a decade old already?

  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    Larlar Raven
    The last so raven I got before yesterday was in 2014.

    How are the So Raven reactions a decade old already?

    We are I regret to inform you, now the old people.

  • AnzekayAnzekay Registered User, Moderator mod
    So Raven
    Imagine if you could go inside the world of a book or poem or other piece of written work

    and you got trapped inside of The Raven
    I have read a book where this happens and I would not like to be stuck in The Raven

  • AnzekayAnzekay Registered User, Moderator mod
    So Raven
    also I can't believe 3 people have voted 'not raven'

    that's fucked up

  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    The most Raven
    Anzekay wrote: »
    Imagine if you could go inside the world of a book or poem or other piece of written work

    and you got trapped inside of The Raven
    I have read a book where this happens and I would not like to be stuck in The Raven

    I know the book of which you speak

    It's great

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
  • HoukHouk Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    Not Raven
    Anzekay wrote: »
    Imagine if you could go inside the world of a book or poem or other piece of written work

    and you got trapped inside of The Raven
    I have read a book where this happens and I would not like to be stuck in The Raven

    I dunno man the guy has a kick-ass den and his only problem is a stupid bird

    like just don't open the door idiot

  • AnzekayAnzekay Registered User, Moderator mod
    So Raven
    Anzekay wrote: »
    Imagine if you could go inside the world of a book or poem or other piece of written work

    and you got trapped inside of The Raven
    I have read a book where this happens and I would not like to be stuck in The Raven

    I know the book of which you speak

    It's great

    I love that whole series so much

  • HeadCreepsHeadCreeps NOW IS THE TIME FOR DRINKING! Registered User regular
    Yes
    tl;dr

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  • SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    You have to tell us what book it is!

  • Havelock3.0Havelock3.0 What are you? Some kind of half-assed astronaut?Registered User regular
    Yes
    Dear diary I got harassed by an unreasonably persistent corvid and now my Day is Ruined

    You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water, our shark.
  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    Yes
    Call to a member function Raven() on string

  • SlymSlym Registered User regular
    Why is there no "somewhat raven," "moderately raven," or "fairly raven" option?

    My friend is working on a roguelike game you can play if you want to. (It has free demo)
  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    So Raven
    SLyM wrote: »
    Why is there no "somewhat raven," "moderately raven," or "fairly raven" option?

    Why the hell would there be

  • initiatefailureinitiatefailure Registered User regular
    So Raven
    I know how to deal with the raven. Show it the new rare vintage we have in the cellar

  • YellowhammerYellowhammer Registered User regular
    on one hand fuck the baltimore ravens.

    On the other hand it's kind of kickass that they have a football team themed after a poem.

  • AnzekayAnzekay Registered User, Moderator mod
    So Raven
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    You have to tell us what book it is!

    The Eyre Affair by Jasper Fforde!

  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    The most Raven
    Jokerman wrote: »
    on one hand fuck the baltimore ravens.

    On the other hand it's kind of kickass that they have a football team themed after a poem.

    Like the less successful Winchester Grecian Urns, Greendale Beowulfs, and Brandenburg Daffodils

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
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