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Things are on fire at [Tanuki’s Current Events Monitor] ₍ ᐢ ⓿ ᴥ ⓿ ᐢ ₎”

LanzLanz ...Za?Registered User regular
edited January 11 in Social Entropy++
We hit a hundred pages, so once more its time for a new iteration of the Tanuki House and Current Events Monitoring station

Shit going on in the world? It can go here!
Wonderful shit you found on social media? It can go here!
Terrible shit you found on social media? It can go here!
Dunking on the dumbest, richest motherfuckers on the planet? It goes here!

Tanuki?

Tanuki live here.


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Because Tanuki Bring joy, even in a dark and hostile world.

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  • AnzekayAnzekay Registered User, Moderator mod
    Want me to lock the old one @Lanz

  • LanzLanz ...Za?Registered User regular
    edited January 11
    Anzekay wrote: »
    Want me to lock the old one @Lanz

    Yeah, thank you; was just about to send you a PM about it

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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Too late!

  • AnzekayAnzekay Registered User, Moderator mod
    Quetzi wrote: »
    Too late!

    can't believe you stole this treat from Daeg!!!

  • LanzLanz ...Za?Registered User regular

    #エゾタヌキ
    #北きつね牧場
    ※2025/1/1

    #EzoTanuki
    #KitaKitsuneRanch
    ※2025/1/1

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    Blep

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  • HeadCreepsHeadCreeps NOW IS THE TIME FOR DRINKING! Registered User regular
    The Tanuki must flow

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  • LanzLanz ...Za?Registered User regular
    HeadCreeps wrote: »
    The Tanuki must flow

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  • LanzLanz ...Za?Registered User regular
    edited January 11
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  • Johnny ChopsockyJohnny Chopsocky Scootaloo! We have to cook! Grillin' HaysenburgersRegistered User regular
    This power metal song likely knows more about coding than Elon does.

    https://youtu.be/yup8gIXxWDU?si=mzNeTMRqbB4CfLfQ

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    Steam ID XBL: JohnnyChopsocky PSN:Stud_Beefpile WiiU:JohnnyChopsocky
  • JragghenJragghen Registered User regular
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    I....honestly shouldn't even be surprised at this point.

  • Man in the MistsMan in the Mists Registered User regular
    If there was anything good left about the Medal of Freedom after Convicted Felon Donald Trump gave one to Rush Limbaugh (Rest In Piss), it's gone now that Biden gave one to Pope Francis.
    Today, President Biden spoke with His Holiness Pope Francis and named him as a recipient of the Presidential Medal of Freedom with Distinction. The Presidential Medal of Freedom is the Nation’s highest civilian honor, presented to individuals who have made exemplary contributions to the prosperity, values, or security of the United States, world peace, or other significant societal, public or private endeavors. This is the first time that President Biden has awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom with Distinction.

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    American Catholics just can’t help themselves

  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    Kissinger got one, so it’s been a joke for literal decades. It’s just a way for Presidents to jerk off their political friends/allies alongside celebrities they like.

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  • KnightKnight Dead Dead Dead Registered User regular
    Jragghen wrote: »
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    I....honestly shouldn't even be surprised at this point.

    bummer, i had hoped one of his many houses had been rendered unto dust to at least slightly inconvenience a guy who’s a complete shitlord.

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  • JragghenJragghen Registered User regular
    Sterica wrote: »
    Kissinger got one, so it’s been a joke for literal decades. It’s just a way for Presidents to jerk off their political friends/allies alongside celebrities they like.

    And then Trump decides to invade places to protect the American medal of honor recipients

  • LanzLanz ...Za?Registered User regular
    https://www.politico.com/news/2025/01/11/kamala-harris-victory-fund-recurring-donations-00197685
    Two months after Vice President Kamala Harris’ loss to Donald Trump, the joint fundraising committee her campaign set up with the Democratic National Committee is still charging monthly recurring donors to the committee. And some donors are not happy.

    “It’s silly, out of touch, and needlessly takes advantage of our most loyal supporters,” said a Democratic operative who shared screenshots of their donations. The person was granted anonymity to describe the situation without fear of professional reprisal.

    The operative didn’t flinch at a December charge, given the wrap-up expenses associated with any campaign (though the Harris camp entered late November with more than $1.8 million in cash).

    But a January charge? The Harris donor said the committee solicited no explicit approval to continue the donations after the election, though it sent emails saying, “Thank you for your generous monthly commitment,” and that the donations will continue “until you contact us.”

    The ongoing debits constitute the latest dust-up over the ethics of online fundraising — particularly when it comes to signing up small-dollar donors for recurring credit-card contributions that get set on autopilot.

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  • KnightKnight Dead Dead Dead Registered User regular
    always has been. the dems want to be more like the gop, and the gop has been using its mailing lists as a grift opportunity for 50 years.

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  • LanzLanz ...Za?Registered User regular
    edited January 12
    Soul healing Tanuki Pon-chan and Kai-kun

    https://youtu.be/NluCOm-CIIM?feature=shared

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  • LanzLanz ...Za?Registered User regular
    edited January 12
    https://bsky.app/profile/atherton.bsky.social/post/3lfjxhhfobs2y
    The Polish defense minister dismissed a high-ranking general who is allegedly responsible for losing anti-tank mines eventually found in IKEA warehouse, Polish news outlet Onet reports.

    “We would like to inform you that on Jan. 9, 2025, by the decision of the Minister of Defense, the Head of the Support Inspectorate, Maj. Gen. Artur Kępczynski, was dismissed from his post,” the Polish defense ministry shared in a post on X.

    Kępczyński’s job as a the head of the support inspectorate was, among other things, to manage the logistics support system.

    The official statement does not elaborate on the reasons of the dismissal, but local media linked it to the disappearance of the anti-tank mines in June 2024, which Kępczyński allegedly concealed from his superiors.

    According to the reports, soldiers failed to unload part of the train carrying over 1,000 tons of explosives in total, and the anti-tank mines continued to circulate around the country before they went missing. On paper, false information about the number of mines was provided, media reports.

    Officials apparently became aware of the problem when the weapons were found sitting in the IKEA warehouse, at which point someone called the military to ask “when they would collect their mines.”

    An investigation into the matter was opened last year, which is currently ongoing, the prosecutor’s office said on Friday.
    Kępczynski did not immediately respond to POLITICO’s request for comment.

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  • ProlegomenaProlegomena Frictionless Spinning The VoidRegistered User regular
    what would an anti-tank mine be called if you could buy one in Ikea?

  • smofsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    Tönkblååstt

  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    I like to imagine IKEA has a sku for tm62 mines

    Do you like my photos? The stupid things I say? The way I am alive? You can contribute to that staying the same through the following link

    https://www.paypal.me/hobnailtaylor
  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    what would an anti-tank mine be called if you could buy one in Ikea?

    Stêppågọbüüm

  • Commander ZoomCommander Zoom Registered User regular
    Makes me think of the classic SF short "Allamagoosa".

  • Commander ZoomCommander Zoom Registered User regular
    Most Divorced Men

    (Melania has one foot out the door already)

  • Man in the MistsMan in the Mists Registered User regular
    Jragghen wrote: »
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    Wait, he couldn't possibly be married.

    *checks*

    ...huh. I can't believe there's a woman that is willing to see him naked.

  • arthurinscalesarthurinscales Registered User regular
    Getting married was essential to appearing like a normal, very real and organic based human male, but the tech bro CEO profile has updated to included 'extremely divorced' energy and Mark needs to update his disguise

  • CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    Jragghen wrote: »
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    Wait, he couldn't possibly be married.

    *checks*

    ...huh. I can't believe there's a woman that is willing to see him naked.
    Feminism tells us that women can also be evil *nods somberly*

    Happiness is within reach!
  • KnightKnight Dead Dead Dead Registered User regular
    yea i have been convinced zuck is in the middle of a private divorce. love our country is being run by the three most divorced humans alive.

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  • Commander ZoomCommander Zoom Registered User regular
    "Human" is a matter of some dispute when it comes to the Zuckerbot.

  • KnightKnight Dead Dead Dead Registered User regular
    he has a chain don't you know, only cool humans are allowed to have chains.

    this is why i believe in the robert evans department of just hit them in the face with a brick. say something as dumb as corporations need more masculine energy, guy comes to your house and hits you in the face with a brick.

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  • JragghenJragghen Registered User regular
    Knight wrote: »
    yea i have been convinced zuck is in the middle of a private divorce. love our country is being run by the three most divorced humans alive.

    Come on, would a man who's about to be divorced buy his wife this?

    iomg]

  • JragghenJragghen Registered User regular
    In related news, since the cursed images thread is gone and I only saw this today, I'm compelled to share this.

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  • KnightKnight Dead Dead Dead Registered User regular
    Jragghen wrote: »
    Knight wrote: »
    yea i have been convinced zuck is in the middle of a private divorce. love our country is being run by the three most divorced humans alive.

    Come on, would a man who's about to be divorced buy his wife this?

    iomg]

    ah so the separation is already confirmed then.

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  • LanzLanz ...Za?Registered User regular
    Why is it… neon copper rust in color

    [stares]

    And seemingly damaged in various spots


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  • minor incidentminor incident you can't swim when you've been dead a hundred yearsRegistered User, Transition Team regular
    Jragghen wrote: »
    In related news, since the cursed images thread is gone and I only saw this today, I'm compelled to share this.

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    the longer you look at it the angrier it makes you. There may be no upper limit. It's like a really weird SCP.

    Ah, it stinks, it sucks, it's anthropologically unjust
  • SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    What's going on with those things on the right? It's like a magazine rack that's upside down.

  • JragghenJragghen Registered User regular
    Lanz wrote: »
    Why is it… neon copper rust in color

    [stares]

    And seemingly damaged in various spots


    Judging by her mug being the same color, I'm guessing it's her favorite color.

  • KnightKnight Dead Dead Dead Registered User regular
    how do you even ask someone for a 9 foot tall statue of yourself without sounding unhinged

    also how do you ask someone to make it for you without sounding even more unhinged

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