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Godzilla, Fuck you Tokyo. (NSF56k)

BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
edited June 2007 in Social Entropy++
Last night I watched Godzilla: Final Wars, which has a ton of shitty Matrix-lite scenes, but some awesome giant monster fighting. So
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Godzilla, he's a giant fire-breathing dinosaur that has been stomping around Japan for over 50 years. He's gone through quite a few changes over the years. From
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this
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to this
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to that
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and finally this.

He's fought a shitload of monsters over the years including
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and
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The Good News? There's a new Godzilla game coming out for the Wii


The Bad News? No Godzilla movies for 10-20 years. D:

tl:dr Godzilla is a fucking rad dinosaur

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  • Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Go Go Godzilla!

    I enjoy giant monsters. I have many of the giant monster models people designed for freedom force just to act out my kaiju dreams.

    The slow dying of Freedom Force Modding makes me sad. I realize it's an old game, but I liked seeing the depth of people's creations for, at least in my opinion, an incredibly versatile game engine. At least the danger room bits.

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  • TM2 RampageTM2 Rampage Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    HOW DOES A GIANT RADIOACTIVE REPTILE KNOW HOW TO SHAKE HANDS

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  • BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    He's Godzilla

    He's done much stranger things

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  • BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    Seriously duders, rent Final Wars and fast forward through the shitty human bits


    Godzilla explodes not one, but two monster's heads.

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Up from the depths
    Thirty stories high
    Breathing fire
    His head in the sky
    Godzilla!
    Godzilla!
    Godzilla!


    AND GODZOOKY

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  • BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    Fizban


    No.


    No.

    Bad

    No Cookie.

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    More like "Best post ever" :D

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  • BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    You have no idea how much I hate Godzooky


    Also, Minya.jpg

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  • WalrusWalrus Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    They should make Godzilla bigger, so big that he can eat a whole skyscraper in one bite. That would be scarier.

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Matthew Broderick Godzilla was a fucking great popcorn movie.

    So good.

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  • BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    The best part of Final Wars?

    Godzilla beating the shit out of Broderick American Godzilla.

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  • TM2 RampageTM2 Rampage Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    blankspace wrote: »
    The best part of Final Wars?

    Godzilla beating the shit out of Broderick American Godzilla.
    I saw that scene on youtube; it was shit.

    Shitty Japanese CGI of American Godzilla... lol

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  • BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    blankspace wrote: »
    The best part of Final Wars?

    Godzilla beating the shit out of Broderick American Godzilla.
    I saw that scene on youtube; it was shit.

    Shitty Japanese CGI of American Godzilla... lol
    That was more Toho making fun of how American Godzilla was CGI, instead of a dude in a suit, but yeah.

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Dude

    Ctrl+F5

    Let's work together on this, FortuneCity

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  • JayKaosJayKaos Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    This is my favorite thread ever, I love Godzilla so much. I mean the guy's survived getting hit with meteors and a fucking black hole in one movie. I have VHS's of a good portion of the series in a box somewhere along with like one or two DVD's because that's when I stopped wanting to spend money on them.
    I also have, and still occasionally play the PS2 Godzilla Game, and I'm eagerly awaiting the one for the Wii.

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  • BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    God, is that good enough for you scarlet?

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  • Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Wii godzilla will be Rad. but only if you act out the swings of the hands, and walk by moving them like walking, and hit the trigger button to shoot fire.

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    blankspace wrote: »
    God, is that good enough for you scarlet?

    Absolutely

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  • BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
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    Best not-Godzilla monster ever

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  • JayKaosJayKaos Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    blankspace wrote: »
    Best not-Godzilla monster ever

    I dunno dude I'm kinda partial to
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    myself.

    Or if you'd prefer the final wars version:
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  • BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    He was kinda cool in Final Wars


    until he got giant chainsaws for hands

    then he was awesome.

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  • BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    Oh what the fuck internet?
    http://www.shrineofgamera.com/images/goji_gals/gigan.jpg (NSFW I guess)
    What the fuck?

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  • JayKaosJayKaos Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    At least it's just a chick in a Gigan costume and not a chick-ified Gigan.

    Which I'm sure is out there.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    Gigan is the best monster for Godzilla to fight.

    Mothra is the huge pussy of the monster group, though.

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  • BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    Mothra is a huge pussy in Final Wars


    Gigan beats the shit out of it, and Gigan is only taken out by Mothra suicide bombing him.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    How many Godzilla movies have you seen?


    He's a huge pussy in all of them.

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  • BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    I dunno man

    A giant rainbow moth beating Godzilla with air gu-


    You're right.

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  • JayKaosJayKaos Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Mothra's not always a moth.
    Occasionally he/she's a small phallic shape shooting white stuff everywhere.

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  • BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
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    Even little 7-year old me knew that physics don't work that way.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    When he's a caterpillar? That's just fuckin worse.

    Cause you know the japanese twins that fit in your pocket are not far behind.

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  • BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    I am amazed that they haven't figured out that the formula for the perfect Godzilla movie is this:
    1 Part Godzilla
    No Parts Humans
    x Parts Monsters
    Liberally add combat

    Serves many

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  • Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Damn you blank, now I can't stop listening to BOC's Godzilla.

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  • BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    Then my work here is done

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    blankspace wrote: »
    I am amazed that they haven't figured out that the formula for the perfect Godzilla movie is this:
    1 Part Godzilla
    No Parts Humans
    x Parts Monsters
    Liberally add combat

    Serves many

    The human bits of Godzilla 2000 were actually pretty funny
    Mainly from the translations

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  • BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    BusterK wrote: »
    blankspace wrote: »
    I am amazed that they haven't figured out that the formula for the perfect Godzilla movie is this:
    1 Part Godzilla
    No Parts Humans
    x Parts Monsters
    Liberally add combat

    Serves many

    The human bits of Godzilla 2000 were actually pretty funny
    Mainly from the translations
    Go watch Final Wars

    You will never want any humans in a Godzilla movie ever again

    It's a mishmash of Star Wars, the Matrix and generic Sci-Fi rolled into one giant shitbomb.

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  • JayKaosJayKaos Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    blankspace wrote: »
    BusterK wrote: »
    blankspace wrote: »
    I am amazed that they haven't figured out that the formula for the perfect Godzilla movie is this:
    1 Part Godzilla
    No Parts Humans
    x Parts Monsters
    Liberally add combat

    Serves many

    The human bits of Godzilla 2000 were actually pretty funny
    Mainly from the translations
    Go watch Final Wars

    You will never want any humans in a Godzilla movie ever again

    It's a mishmash of Star Wars, the Matrix and generic Sci-Fi rolled into one giant shitbomb.

    They don't even try to hide it either. The last attack on the big spaceship thingy is just Independence Day + Return of the Jedi.

    Although to be fair that one white guy in Final Wars is pretty funny just because of the horribly cheesy acting.

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  • BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    JayKaos wrote: »
    blankspace wrote: »
    BusterK wrote: »
    blankspace wrote: »
    I am amazed that they haven't figured out that the formula for the perfect Godzilla movie is this:
    1 Part Godzilla
    No Parts Humans
    x Parts Monsters
    Liberally add combat

    Serves many

    The human bits of Godzilla 2000 were actually pretty funny
    Mainly from the translations
    Go watch Final Wars

    You will never want any humans in a Godzilla movie ever again

    It's a mishmash of Star Wars, the Matrix and generic Sci-Fi rolled into one giant shitbomb.

    They don't even try to hide it either. The last attack on the big spaceship thingy is just Independence Day + Return of the Jedi.

    Although to be fair that one white guy in Final Wars is pretty funny just because of the horribly cheesy acting.
    He's every American stereotype rolled into one.

    With a bear tooth necklace


    and a katana.

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  • turtleantturtleant Gunpla Dad is the best.Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Best Monster Ever!
    http://www.onlyinternet.net/awinterrowd/kaiju/gallery/sg.jpg
    Anti-gravity lightning for the win.

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  • JayKaosJayKaos Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    blankspace wrote: »
    JayKaos wrote: »
    blankspace wrote: »
    BusterK wrote: »

    The human bits of Godzilla 2000 were actually pretty funny
    Mainly from the translations
    Go watch Final Wars

    You will never want any humans in a Godzilla movie ever again

    It's a mishmash of Star Wars, the Matrix and generic Sci-Fi rolled into one giant shitbomb.

    They don't even try to hide it either. The last attack on the big spaceship thingy is just Independence Day + Return of the Jedi.

    Although to be fair that one white guy in Final Wars is pretty funny just because of the horribly cheesy acting.
    He's every American stereotype rolled into one.

    With a bear tooth necklace


    and a katana.

    Also in the Japanese version they didn't even try to dub or translate him, they just stuck subtitles on all of his dialogue, so he was talking in English while everyone else was talking in ze Japanese.

    (I know this because I watched the Japanese version before even seeing it subtitled because I am a hopeless nerd).

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  • BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    Best Monster Ever!
    http://www.onlyinternet.net/awinterrowd/kaiju/gallery/sg.jpg
    Anti-gravity lightning for the win.
    Fuck Space Godzilla
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    Is Godzilla's arch-nemesis.

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