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tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
edited June 2007 in Social Entropy++
lets make some chair forts and shit and tell some spooky stories

or make out

im not picky

http://www.americanfolklore.net/folktales/tx5.html

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    yes

    yes

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    American folklore is kinda lame.

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  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited June 2007
    Somebody please post the pic of Jin and the flashlight, telling a ghost story.

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited June 2007
    once upon a time

    BOO

    wah ha ha

    the end

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited June 2007
    Bogey wrote: »
    Somebody please post the pic of Jin and the flashlight, telling a ghost story.

    Ching chang chong!

    DA OTTERS!

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited June 2007
    wait

    is that racist?

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited June 2007
    What do I do if there is both a literal chink and a Chinese guy in my armor at the same time?

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  • tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
  • tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    this would probably be better to do on vent

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    probably or definitely?

    :/

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited June 2007
    Larlar wrote: »
    What do I do if there is both a literal chink and a Chinese guy in my armor at the same time?

    We're not talking about the guys who built the railroads here Walter, we're talking about the chinaman who peed on my rug!

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    man I am ignorant of vent

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  • No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Tiny chiney chubby.

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  • tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    probably or definitely?

    :/

    best, if told in a pirate voice

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited June 2007
    Larlar wrote: »
    What do I do if there is both a literal chink and a Chinese guy in my armor at the same time?

    We're not talking about the guys who built the railroads here Walter, we're talking about the chinaman who peed on my rug!

    Dude, the chinaman is not the issue here.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited June 2007
    Larlar wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    What do I do if there is both a literal chink and a Chinese guy in my armor at the same time?

    We're not talking about the guys who built the railroads here Walter, we're talking about the chinaman who peed on my rug!

    Dude, the chinaman is not the issue here.

    Nihilists! Fuck me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.

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  • tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I think to scare to scare the children today you could tell them while theyre at school their parents have sex in their beds

    "...And the moaning and screaming were coming from under little billy's bedsheets!"

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    <_<








    >_>






    Candlejack

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  • tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    i dont believe in candlejack

    whos with me on th-

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  • Candle JackCandle Jack Registered User new member
    edited June 2007
    ...

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  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited June 2007
    ...
    Oh shi-

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    this candlejack thing is retarded.

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  • Candle JackCandle Jack Registered User new member
    edited June 2007
    Wren wrote: »
    this candlejack thing is retarded.

    ...

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  • GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Candlejake

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  • El Jeffe's BitchEl Jeffe's Bitch Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Apple Jacks.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited June 2007
    candlejerk more like.

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    man im too lazy to tell you any scary stories

    the only thing i got is sometimes every couple months i get this sensation

    that i'm flying down a mountain wooooosh and my balls are in a rush of cool air and they are wearing a tiny sky outfit with glasses and everything

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Seph
    The idea of you balls is pretty frightening

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    they giggle like the pillsbury guy

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  • Blueknight78cBlueknight78c Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Well, can't have a scary stories thread without genuine scary stories pictures...

    Spoilered for the faint of heart
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    Keep in mind that these illustrations come from a children's book.

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  • tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    those books were awesome

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  • Mama SassMama Sass Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Those books were fiercely beloved by my entire second grade class.

    eh, that doesn't sound right. fourth? maybe fourth.

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    A few weeks ago, I moved into a new house. It was kinda old, the previous owner said he was going back to whatever country he came from and didn't need it anymore. A couple days ago, I invited a friend over to check out my new den. I was still unpacking a bunch of stuff when she called to me from the backyard. Apparently, there was this small opening on the side of the house outside that led into a basement! Now, the real estate guy didn't tell me anything about a basement, so I was just really annoyed at first. But Jess said, "Why not take a look at whats inside?" Well, why the hell not? I pulled the door open and climbed down into what I can only describe as the most bizzare place I've ever been.
    The basement was like a room. A really old, musty room like it was from the 1800s or something. There was a carpet, some old, dusty tables, chairs, and along the walls were these candles that lit up the place... but only slightly. Jess came down with me. Even with the dim light, it was still dark, so I grabbed one of the candles from the wall and slowly walked around. At one corner of the room, there was this big fancy chair, you know, like the one Mr. Burns always sits on in the Simpsons? Well, instead of Mr. Burns, there was this box (pic related). It was sitting there, and it had this small lock on it. There was something about that box... something... I can't quite get the words to describe it... but as I stood there, looking at it, it just seemed... so... unsettling. It was that lock. Could it be? I pulled off my necklace that had my luck charm, a small key I found when I was a boy playing in the woods. Could it be? The air grew colder... Jess was standing beside me, "Whats wrong?" She said. My hands were shaking. I looked at the lock on the box. I looked at my key. They sure looked like they matched! I gave Jess the candle. "Jack," She said, "What if something bad hap

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    lol

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  • Candle JackCandle Jack Registered User new member
    edited June 2007
    ...

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  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited June 2007
    Haha, best alt ever.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society...

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  • SpazMuffinSpazMuffin Hey Cut it outRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Bogey wrote: »
    Somebody please post the pic of Jin and the flashlight, telling a ghost story.
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  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited June 2007
    SpazMuffin wrote: »
    Bogey wrote: »
    Somebody please post the pic of Jin and the flashlight, telling a ghost story.
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    THANK YOU!

    You are my Forumer Hero of the Week!

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  • tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Bogey wrote: »
    SpazMuffin wrote: »
    Bogey wrote: »
    Somebody please post the pic of Jin and the flashlight, telling a ghost story.
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    THANK YOU!

    You are my Forumer Hero of the Week!
    :(

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