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  • jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Who's Wil Shipley?

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  • SpongeCakeSpongeCake Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Wil Shipley is the guy who gets hand jobs from Steve Jobs.

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  • jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    his application Delicious Library is a revelation, allowing you to catalog your games, music, and books (!!!) by scanning the barcode in realtime via your Mac's built-in camera.
    Yeah, my games music and books are already arranged. Right there, on the shelf. See the trick is to place them so the spines are facing outward. Then you can read the names. You might have to turn your head a little. Could be a problem for people with a neck condition.

    I suppose a program like Wil's is good for those people.

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  • jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Hand jobs are good though.

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  • SpongeCakeSpongeCake Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Hand jobs are shit.



    Or so I'm told.



    By people I'm giving hand jobs to.



    :|

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  • GrapistGrapist Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    SpongeCake wrote: »
    Hand jobs are shit.



    Or so I'm told.



    By people I'm giving hand jobs to.



    :|



    Don't be so hard on yourself I am sure you give spectacular hand jobs.

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Hahaha, good punchline.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    Peewi wrote: »
    I have to ask. What is it with the majority of you and shitting all over CAD? Yes, I agree that sometimes it's bad (,like the current storyline. That one's pretty bad), but it CAN be funny. Has it got something to do with the fact that it has storylines in it and PA doesn't? Is it bad just because it's different than PA?

    The storylines have nothing to do with it. It's just not funny. Tim Buckley has no comedic talent.

    CAD is like the gaming webcomic equivalent of Colin Quinn or Carlos Mencia.

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Man I have zero interest in the iPhone. Yes, combined technology is cool. However, the size of screen that I want to watch movies on and the size of a phone I want to use are not the same. Further, touchscreens are BEGGING to get smeared and nasty. And also Apple's shit never works right and costs way too much.

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  • EmperorSethEmperorSeth Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    The Geek wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    Peewi wrote: »
    I have to ask. What is it with the majority of you and shitting all over CAD? Yes, I agree that sometimes it's bad (,like the current storyline. That one's pretty bad), but it CAN be funny. Has it got something to do with the fact that it has storylines in it and PA doesn't? Is it bad just because it's different than PA?

    The storylines have nothing to do with it. It's just not funny. Tim Buckley has no comedic talent.

    CAD is like the gaming webcomic equivalent of Colin Quinn or Carlos Mencia.

    I was just going to ask about that.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    I hit quote instead of edit and didn't notice before I hit submit. Cleared it up now.

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  • PeewiPeewi Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    The Geek wrote: »
    Peewi wrote: »
    I have to ask. What is it with the majority of you and shitting all over CAD? Yes, I agree that sometimes it's bad (,like the current storyline. That one's pretty bad), but it CAN be funny. Has it got something to do with the fact that it has storylines in it and PA doesn't? Is it bad just because it's different than PA?

    The storylines have nothing to do with it. It's just not funny. Tim Buckley has no comedic talent.

    CAD is like the gaming webcomic equivalent of Colin Quinn or Carlos Mencia.

    I don't know who those people are, and I'm too lazy to look it up.

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Has anyone mentioned the art?

    The art is horrendous.

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  • SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Javen wrote: »
    Has anyone mentioned the art?

    The art is horrendous.

    What art?





    Yes.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    Peewi wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    Peewi wrote: »
    I have to ask. What is it with the majority of you and shitting all over CAD? Yes, I agree that sometimes it's bad (,like the current storyline. That one's pretty bad), but it CAN be funny. Has it got something to do with the fact that it has storylines in it and PA doesn't? Is it bad just because it's different than PA?

    The storylines have nothing to do with it. It's just not funny. Tim Buckley has no comedic talent.

    CAD is like the gaming webcomic equivalent of Colin Quinn or Carlos Mencia.

    I don't know who those people are, and I'm too lazy to look it up.

    Colin Quinn is a comedian who has the worst delivery and timing in the history of comedy, and Carlos Mencia is a no-talent hack whose material is either stolen or lowest common denominator tripe.

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Also Carlos' jokes are pretty racist

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  • core tacticcore tactic Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Who the hell is Carlos Mencia? I thought it was Ned Holmes and he changed it to sound more Mexican.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    Colin Quinn was not half as bad as Tina Fey and Jimmy Falon on the Weekend Update.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited July 2007
    Colin Quinn was not half as bad as Tina Fey and Jimmy Falon on the Weekend Update.

    that's not true

    he was exactly half as bad

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  • SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Colin Quinn was the absolute worst Weekend Update anchor person ever.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    I don't think you could get any worse than Tina Fey and Jimmy Falon.

    At least Colin Quinn had good material to work with and occasionally had good timing.

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  • core tacticcore tactic Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    And Carlos Mencia steals jokes from a guy who hosts a show where people eat horse penises (peni?). That's pretty low.

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  • JoonJoon Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Squashua wrote: »
    VGCats is just as bad as CAD you know

    No you are wrong.

    Except if CAD quality is to VGcats comic being up on time. Then you are right.

    VGCats isn't bad when it isn't being insular; as in, referring to it's own characters that I don't give two whits about rather than the topic at hand. When it's spoofing a video game, it's generally funny.

    Much like the one where it nailed WarioWare Smooth Moves right on the head.

    I could totally see a VGCats comic where the guy spoofs Custom Robo DS. The only use of the touchscreen in Custom Robo is a completely pointless side-task. If your robot gets dirty you have to clean your dirty robo using the stylus to manipulate the cloth. The robos are divided into several "cleanable" sections: Head, arms, torso, legs, feet, back, and crotch.

    You have to polish your Custom Robo's dirty crotch.

    I can see that being made into a comic, somewhere.

    Every time he gets a fucking runny nose or leaves the house for an afternoon, he skips making a comic. His "schedule" is one fucking comic a week and he consistently fucks it up. I know Tycho has said before that keeping to a schedule is important. If you say you're gonna have a comic up Wednesday, have it up. The day that Tycho's pregnant wife was in a car accident, there was a god damn comic up. The VGCats dude can't be bothered to do a comic in three weeks so he posts fanart. "Here's a comic I might have done were I actually to do one."

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  • JoonJoon Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    And Carlos Mencia steals jokes from a guy who hosts a show where people eat horse penises (peni?). That's pretty low.

    Penises or penes.

    It has come up up on these boards a lot.

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  • core tacticcore tactic Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Joon wrote: »
    And Carlos Mencia steals jokes from a guy who hosts a show where people eat horse penises (peni?). That's pretty low.

    Penises or penes.

    It has come up up on these boards a lot.

    Thank god for science.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    Carlos Mencia was funny when all he had was his stand up special on Comedy Central.

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  • JoonJoon Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I've seen promos for his show where he's talking about being called the "bad boy of comedy." Who the fuck ever said that? I'm sure you popped lots of monocles by pointing out that you're brown.

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  • SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Carlos Mencia was funny when all he had was his stand up special on Comedy Central.

    That special that he did consisted of 0% of his own material.

    This video explains Carlos "Ned" Mencia.

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    The Geek wrote: »
    I hit quote instead of edit and didn't notice before I hit submit. Cleared it up now.

    When I was a mod in Whining, I would hit edit instead of quote on other people's posts ALL THE FUCKING TIME and just edit my response into the bottom, then have to edit it back out again. It's weird because, as you can see, Edit is the leftmost button. If you don't have the capability to edit, then Quote is the leftmost button. So since I'm always either editing my own posts or quoting someone else's, I'm always using the leftmost button. Then you throw Edit onto someone else's post and WHOOOOOPS I did it like five times in the week or so that the forum was up.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    Squashua wrote: »
    Carlos Mencia was funny when all he had was his stand up special on Comedy Central.

    That special that he did consisted of 0% of his own material.

    This video explains Carlos "Ned" Mencia.

    I've seen that before.

    But I don't recall it saying that he didn't use ANY of his own material in his original special.

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Squashua wrote: »
    Carlos Mencia was funny when all he had was his stand up special on Comedy Central.

    That special that he did consisted of 0% of his own material.

    This video explains Carlos "Ned" Mencia.

    No, this video is bullshit. Joe Rogan just yells at/heckles Mencia, and his people tape it, and then they edit it together so it looks like he's winning. This isn't, like, some film that just ran its course, this is an attack that was edited after being filmed and spliced in with offstage stuff that was basically just people bashing Mencia.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    I don't think you could get any worse than Tina Fey and Jimmy Falon.

    At least Colin Quinn had good material to work with and occasionally had good timing.

    Quinn was at least 4 times as bad as them. He never, ever, eeeeeeeeeeeever had good timing.

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  • Cosmic SombreroCosmic Sombrero Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    tina fey was very good, jimmy just kept laughing at how small his penis was every four seconds

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Tina and Jimmy were totally worse than Quinn, but I'm not really sure why.
    They just were.

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  • srsizzysrsizzy Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I liked Tina and Jimmy, I thought the timing/jokes were a style thing, not a "they're not very good" thing. That's just the type of humor.

    I also like VG Cats. Okay, he doesn't update, abloo bloo, that doesn't stop me from reading it. His art is awesome, and he has some funny jokes. Mostly I dig the art, it's actually the biggest reason I read them.

    This PA strip was nothing like CAD. That's just a stupid comment, and I don't know why it started such a big discussion. It reminded me of many other PA strips, Tycho complains about something and Gabe makes a funny comment. I also wondered why Tycho's pupils were brown while his irises were black.

    Also, I read CAD, I don't see a reason not to. It's a couple minutes out of my day, and it used to be somewhat entertaining, though I will agree that it has become boring. His art also needs to become more adventurous/dynamic, it's gotten pretty bland. If I hadn't read CAD, and then joined the forums for a bit, I wouldn't be doing art now...my entire life would be different. I wouldn't even be on this forum. It's weird to think about.

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  • SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Defender wrote: »
    Squashua wrote: »
    Carlos Mencia was funny when all he had was his stand up special on Comedy Central.

    That special that he did consisted of 0% of his own material.

    This video explains Carlos "Ned" Mencia.

    No, this video is bullshit. Joe Rogan just yells at/heckles Mencia, and his people tape it, and then they edit it together so it looks like he's winning. This isn't, like, some film that just ran its course, this is an attack that was edited after being filmed and spliced in with offstage stuff that was basically just people bashing Mencia.

    Oh sorry. Here, this is a better link. The reveal starts about 5 minutes through.

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Carlos Mencia is an unoriginal hack, though

    yes, that video is just a bitchfest, and pretty much offers nothing to validate the point

    but hey

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCixAktGPlg&mode=related&search=

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    So, on another subject than Carlos Mencia not being funny, this comic was very funny.

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    So, on another subject than Carlos Mencia not being funny, this comic was very funny.

    Carlos Mencia wasn't in this strip.


    Coincidence? Probably!

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Squashua wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    Squashua wrote: »
    Carlos Mencia was funny when all he had was his stand up special on Comedy Central.

    That special that he did consisted of 0% of his own material.

    This video explains Carlos "Ned" Mencia.

    No, this video is bullshit. Joe Rogan just yells at/heckles Mencia, and his people tape it, and then they edit it together so it looks like he's winning. This isn't, like, some film that just ran its course, this is an attack that was edited after being filmed and spliced in with offstage stuff that was basically just people bashing Mencia.

    Oh sorry. Here, this is a better link. The reveal starts about 5 minutes through.

    The "related" links are good, too. The best is the Bill Cosby one, since there's no way to disguise that Bill did the same jokes as Mencia twenty years earlier, but with less swearing and slightly different wording.

    EDIT: Oh I see the Cosby one is already linked.

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