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Now I'm going to load up easter eggs with morning glory powder and throw them out of my car window after lighting them with a cigar. This is probably a bad idea for a man who has lost his eyebrows more than once.
No you didn't but that sounds awesome.
Nothing that I know of, I was just sitting by the fire.
Apparently she has been known to pull shit like this in the past.
We apologized to each other after we calmed down and she's going to pitch in to help me get new glasses.
Man, that sucks. I would totally avoid associating with anyone prone to random bursts of arbitrary physical violence.
How do you apologize for that? "Uh, sorry I leapt on you and started attacking you. Yeah, I don't really know why. Yeah, I'll get you new glasses. Bleeding a little bit?"
I don't mean, dead end little residential street. I mean on the busy 4-lane boulevard. Right there about 3 feet from the curb, lighting huge fountain things shooting sparks 20 feet into the air ...
Nope. In fact, nobody was lighting off any fireworks, it was sort of dissapointing. We had a bunch we started lighting in a soccer field, but then the cops came so we ended up running away.
But it's wack to live in a city where people actually call the cops on you for lighting those bitches off.
I feel pretty shitty today.
Also too illegal.
At least the puppy dog (5 mo. old now) didn't have any problems with fireworks. He watched us light the first couple, but after that he couldn't have cared less, he was much more interested in sniffing around for scraps of BBQ and whatnot. :^:
Aren't there any drugs that prevent you from "Hulking out" as it were
edit: what i'm asking is do you have to live with this condition or is there anything you can take or other ways of controlling PTSD
Isn't that what alcohol is for?
I'm on them.
Oh quite the opposite
I feel your pain, Rank. Last year I was ready to buy some 3 inch mortar shells, then the engine in my pickup blew up. This year I didn't get paid in time, plus my paintball marker needs some upgrades.
I did that, trouble is my opponent aimed for the head and was a damn good shot. Hit me dead-center in the forehead.
So then I made the mistake of turning my head and a shot went into my hair and got stuck in there. Then the second stage went off. Now this thing was designed to fill an area with sparks and mini-explosions but my hair contained it all pretty well, and I'm proud to say I've experienced having a fireworks display on the back of your head while trying to draw a bead on a moving target while still under head-level fire.
I got treated to the immediate aftermath (hella ash and hair falling out) and the long-term (big-ass scabs).
As for the original question: a watermelon, an apple, a can of spam, a football, a can of beef stew and a decorative guitar purchased for five Mexico dollars.
that reminds me. i did the most awesome thing ever at a party a couple of days ago. this story also proves i'm the best wingman EVER! we started off with the light stuff. firecrackers and such. then we lit up the 20 shot magnum roman candles. this girl my friend is after was there. and we got into a roman candle fight. i shot her square in the chest mid run/roll. he then took her inside and patched her up and she was all over him at the end of the night. oh and i blew up....lets see. barbecue lid, oranges, apples, a bananna, soda cans, and the interior of an old grand prix.
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- Make a pivot with a bar of metal or wood on it about 50 cm long.
- Place it on something, in such a way that the bar can spin freely on it, without it tipping over (better weigh that fucker down).
- Attach roman candles on each end of the bar, facing opposite directions.
- Place on elevated surface.
- Light both candles simultaniously.
- Run like hell.
Its the only time of the year where everyone in Australia does the exact same thing.
Lock their letterboxes.
But little do they know, stuffing a cracker so it sticks out the letter slot is twice as good than placing a cracker in the box.
I HAVE NEVER DONE THIS OH NO NEVER
EVER
But yes,
On this occaision i can firmly say.
God bless america.
I want to be there, with you, putting all yourlives in danger with my surprising mix of expertise in all that burns and my total lack of common sense.
So i can make the boom, but i cannot direct the boom.