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  • SpoonySpoony Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I had to be The Man for a few days and chase down people lighting off bottle rockets at the campground where I'm working.

    Now I'm going to load up easter eggs with morning glory powder and throw them out of my car window after lighting them with a cigar. This is probably a bad idea for a man who has lost his eyebrows more than once.

    Spoony on
  • SamiSami Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    You know what's just as fun as fireworks? Riding in the back of your friend's drunk big brother's truck on Halloween with Super-Soakers filled with gasoline and a vendetta against jack o' lanterns.

    Sami on
  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Sami did I ever tell you about the time I lit tires on fire and rolled them down a hill while I was staying in Pitville? Jesus christ that was fun.

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Me and my friends made a petrol bomb one night, it blew up pretty good

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  • SamiSami Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    celery77 wrote: »
    Sami did I ever tell you about the time I lit tires on fire and rolled them down a hill while I was staying in Pitville? Jesus christ that was fun.

    No you didn't but that sounds awesome.

    Sami on
  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    jesus get a room

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  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Sami wrote: »
    celery77 wrote: »
    Sami did I ever tell you about the time I lit tires on fire and rolled them down a hill while I was staying in Pitville? Jesus christ that was fun.

    No you didn't but that sounds awesome.
    Seriously -- who would have guessed it, but it turns out using an open can of gasoline to pour onto a burning tire isn't the safest idea man has ever had.

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  • SamiSami Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Seriously. That sounds as harmless as hugging an electric fence.

    Sami on
  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    So for a change of pace last night, a girl at the party we were at got drunk, flipped out and attacked me, which caused me to have full on PTSD-fueled episode wherein I had her pinned to ground and was choking her pretty roughly before I even realized I had just been attacked. Now I've got broken glasses, scratch marks all over my face and she bit into my wrist.

    Weaver on
  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Electric fences tickle my prostate, and you're supposed to throw gasoline on open flames from a coffee can, boy wonder.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    What'd you do to elicit that, Weaver?

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    fucking hell, well that is a change of pace

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Fandyien wrote: »
    What'd you do to elicit that, Weaver?

    Nothing that I know of, I was just sitting by the fire.

    Apparently she has been known to pull shit like this in the past.

    We apologized to each other after we calmed down and she's going to pitch in to help me get new glasses.

    Weaver on
  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Weaver wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    What'd you do to elicit that, Weaver?

    Nothing that I know of, I was just sitting by the fire.

    Apparently she has been known to pull shit like this in the past.

    We apologized to each other after we calmed down and she's going to pitch in to help me get new glasses.

    Man, that sucks. I would totally avoid associating with anyone prone to random bursts of arbitrary physical violence.

    How do you apologize for that? "Uh, sorry I leapt on you and started attacking you. Yeah, I don't really know why. Yeah, I'll get you new glasses. Bleeding a little bit?"

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  • jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Do people in your town just light fireworks in the street? I have never seen this before until moving to where I live now...

    I don't mean, dead end little residential street. I mean on the busy 4-lane boulevard. Right there about 3 feet from the curb, lighting huge fountain things shooting sparks 20 feet into the air ...

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    jwalk wrote: »
    Do people in your town just light fireworks in the street? I have never seen this before until moving to where I live now...

    I don't mean, dead end little residential street. I mean on the busy 4-lane boulevard. Right there about 3 feet from the curb, lighting huge fountain things shooting sparks 20 feet into the air ...

    Nope. In fact, nobody was lighting off any fireworks, it was sort of dissapointing. We had a bunch we started lighting in a soccer field, but then the cops came so we ended up running away.

    But it's wack to live in a city where people actually call the cops on you for lighting those bitches off.

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  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    jwalk wrote: »
    Do people in your town just light fireworks in the street? I have never seen this before until moving to where I live now...

    I don't mean, dead end little residential street. I mean on the busy 4-lane boulevard. Right there about 3 feet from the curb, lighting huge fountain things shooting sparks 20 feet into the air ...
    Yeah people around here launch mortars and everything -- what's the big deal?

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I'm not mad at her, I just hope I didn't leave bruises on her neck or anything and I got really freaked out seeing as I almost killed somebody, so yeah

    I feel pretty shitty today.

    Weaver on
  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I also know a dude who made a Panzerfaust out of sheet metal and a grill lighter that shoots festival balls, but it was too heavy to carry with us.

    Also too illegal.

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  • jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Well this county has a ban on fireworks, except for the "safe and sane" ones, and even those are banned except for in designated city downtown areas (ie they are banned out in the countryside). But I would expect the cops and/or fire dept to stop people from shooting them off in the middle of the road where cars are driving by...

    At least the puppy dog (5 mo. old now) didn't have any problems with fireworks. He watched us light the first couple, but after that he couldn't have cared less, he was much more interested in sniffing around for scraps of BBQ and whatnot. :^:

    jwalk on
  • BibbleBibble __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    i have 4 fingers left for next year

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    on the plus side, this saturday is the luckiest day of the century

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Weaver wrote: »
    I'm not mad at her, I just hope I didn't leave bruises on her neck or anything and I got really freaked out seeing as I almost killed somebody, so yeah

    I feel pretty shitty today.

    Aren't there any drugs that prevent you from "Hulking out" as it were

    edit: what i'm asking is do you have to live with this condition or is there anything you can take or other ways of controlling PTSD

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    FAQ wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    I'm not mad at her, I just hope I didn't leave bruises on her neck or anything and I got really freaked out seeing as I almost killed somebody, so yeah

    I feel pretty shitty today.

    Aren't there any drugs that prevent you from "Hulking out" as it were

    Isn't that what alcohol is for?

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    FAQ wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    I'm not mad at her, I just hope I didn't leave bruises on her neck or anything and I got really freaked out seeing as I almost killed somebody, so yeah

    I feel pretty shitty today.

    Aren't there any drugs that prevent you from "Hulking out" as it were

    I'm on them.

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    lostwords wrote: »
    FAQ wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    I'm not mad at her, I just hope I didn't leave bruises on her neck or anything and I got really freaked out seeing as I almost killed somebody, so yeah

    I feel pretty shitty today.

    Aren't there any drugs that prevent you from "Hulking out" as it were

    Isn't that what alcohol is for?

    Oh quite the opposite

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  • CerriusCerrius Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Two years in a row now that I haven't explodinated anything worthwhile. I feel... like less of a man.

    I feel your pain, Rank. Last year I was ready to buy some 3 inch mortar shells, then the engine in my pickup blew up. This year I didn't get paid in time, plus my paintball marker needs some upgrades.

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  • ShoggothShoggoth Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    A few months ago me and my friend went down to the beach at like 1 am with a giant bag of illegal fireworks my friend brought and we shot off roman candles into the ocean for like five minutes and then there was a police helicopter shining it's light on us. We had to stop, it sucked.

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  • Samir Duran DuranSamir Duran Duran Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    celery77 wrote: »
    celery77 wrote: »
    Wait seriously -- what happens when you tape two roman candles to each other?

    That's what I aim to find out.

    FOR AMERICA.
    I might try this, too, to corroborate results, but then again I might just do the customary place one roman candle in each man's hand, march 5 paces, then point them at each other and light.

    I did that, trouble is my opponent aimed for the head and was a damn good shot. Hit me dead-center in the forehead.

    So then I made the mistake of turning my head and a shot went into my hair and got stuck in there. Then the second stage went off. Now this thing was designed to fill an area with sparks and mini-explosions but my hair contained it all pretty well, and I'm proud to say I've experienced having a fireworks display on the back of your head while trying to draw a bead on a moving target while still under head-level fire.

    I got treated to the immediate aftermath (hella ash and hair falling out) and the long-term (big-ass scabs).

    As for the original question: a watermelon, an apple, a can of spam, a football, a can of beef stew and a decorative guitar purchased for five Mexico dollars.

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  • DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad Touch Your local playgroundRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I still celebrate Nov 5th every year by blowing shit up and torching stuff that normally shouldn't be torched.

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  • space_satanspace_satan __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    celery77 wrote: »
    celery77 wrote: »
    Wait seriously -- what happens when you tape two roman candles to each other?

    That's what I aim to find out.

    FOR AMERICA.
    I might try this, too, to corroborate results, but then again I might just do the customary place one roman candle in each man's hand, march 5 paces, then point them at each other and light.

    I did that, trouble is my opponent aimed for the head and was a damn good shot. Hit me dead-center in the forehead.

    So then I made the mistake of turning my head and a shot went into my hair and got stuck in there. Then the second stage went off. Now this thing was designed to fill an area with sparks and mini-explosions but my hair contained it all pretty well, and I'm proud to say I've experienced having a fireworks display on the back of your head while trying to draw a bead on a moving target while still under head-level fire.

    I got treated to the immediate aftermath (hella ash and hair falling out) and the long-term (big-ass scabs).

    As for the original question: a watermelon, an apple, a can of spam, a football, a can of beef stew and a decorative guitar purchased for five Mexico dollars.

    that reminds me. i did the most awesome thing ever at a party a couple of days ago. this story also proves i'm the best wingman EVER! we started off with the light stuff. firecrackers and such. then we lit up the 20 shot magnum roman candles. this girl my friend is after was there. and we got into a roman candle fight. i shot her square in the chest mid run/roll. he then took her inside and patched her up and she was all over him at the end of the night. oh and i blew up....lets see. barbecue lid, oranges, apples, a bananna, soda cans, and the interior of an old grand prix.

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  • bwaniebwanie Posting into the void Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    This should be cool:

    - Make a pivot with a bar of metal or wood on it about 50 cm long.

    - Place it on something, in such a way that the bar can spin freely on it, without it tipping over (better weigh that fucker down).

    - Attach roman candles on each end of the bar, facing opposite directions.

    - Place on elevated surface.

    - Light both candles simultaniously.

    - Run like hell.

    bwanie on
  • PicardathonPicardathon Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    FAQ wrote: »
    on the plus side, this saturday is the luckiest day of the century
    I don't know, 7/7/77 could be luckier depending on whether you specificallly want the number seven or simply the digit.

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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Australia gets the queens birthday.

    Its the only time of the year where everyone in Australia does the exact same thing.
    Lock their letterboxes.

    But little do they know, stuffing a cracker so it sticks out the letter slot is twice as good than placing a cracker in the box.
    I HAVE NEVER DONE THIS OH NO NEVER

    EVER

    But yes,
    On this occaision i can firmly say.
    God bless america.
    I want to be there, with you, putting all yourlives in danger with my surprising mix of expertise in all that burns and my total lack of common sense.

    So i can make the boom, but i cannot direct the boom.

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