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If you can have five times the amount of cherries

Doctor PainDoctor Pain Registered User regular
edited July 2007 in Social Entropy++
this thread is about how many times you can drink with out throwing up, how many beers can you drink?

my record is 16.

how many is yours.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    what

    WHAT

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    YOU'RE ALL GODDAMN DRUNKS

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  • SLAMMUSLAMMU Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    You mean like one after another? or just like in a single night?

    Also chugging or drinking?

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  • CG FaggotryCG Faggotry BristolRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    A "beer" is an arbitrary measurement. It could be 300ml, 330ml, 500ml 568ml or any other volume. It also disregards the fluid composition.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    This is a very bad idea for a thread.

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    21 shots of vodka in a night.

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  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    DUDE ME AND JERRY SPLIT A WHOLE KEG THE OTHER NIGHT! SHIT WAS OFF THE HOOK YO!

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    can we have eaten? and is it in a given time period or just in one day?

    because i mean there have been days where i started drinking at 9 AM and by the time I passed out i was well past 30 beers

    but that doesn't really seem to be in the spirit of this question

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  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    the wook wrote: »
    can we have eaten? and is it in a given time period or just in one day?

    because i mean there have been days where i started drinking at 9 AM and by the time I passed out i was well past 30 beers

    but that doesn't really seem to be in the spirit of this question
    Yeah it's a stupid question, all in all.

    PS -- 876 beers

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  • DranoDrano __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    well shucks i dunno, cause if i'm drinking a lot i black out and then i dont know how much i drank.
    certainly more than 16 though faggot.jk

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  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Have anyone else ever tried to make a rough estimate on just how many thousands of ounces, and ultimately pounds of PBR you've consumed in your lifetime? Man -- that shit can add up.

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  • Doctor PainDoctor Pain Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    WELL, excuseme me.

    in ONE NIGHT, beer after beer.

    mine were those tall cans.

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    celery77 wrote: »
    Have anyone else ever tried to make a rough estimate on just how many thousands of ounces, and ultimately pounds of PBR you've consumed in your lifetime? Man -- that shit can add up.

    zero PBR

    I drink real beer

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    your title is fucking with the forum borders

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  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    the wook wrote: »
    celery77 wrote: »
    Have anyone else ever tried to make a rough estimate on just how many thousands of ounces, and ultimately pounds of PBR you've consumed in your lifetime? Man -- that shit can add up.

    zero PBR

    I drink real beer

    h5!

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  • Doctor PainDoctor Pain Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    whats PBR?

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    the wook wrote: »
    celery77 wrote: »
    Have anyone else ever tried to make a rough estimate on just how many thousands of ounces, and ultimately pounds of PBR you've consumed in your lifetime? Man -- that shit can add up.

    zero PBR

    I drink real beer

    I was gonna say, who the fuck drinks that shit?

    Ask me about moosehead, guinness, red stripe, new castle, or smitticks.

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  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Doctor Pain wrote: »
    whats PBR?

    Pabst Blue Ribbon

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  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    the wook wrote: »
    celery77 wrote: »
    Have anyone else ever tried to make a rough estimate on just how many thousands of ounces, and ultimately pounds of PBR you've consumed in your lifetime? Man -- that shit can add up.

    zero PBR

    I drink real beer
    Yeah well I get drunker, cheaper, plus I fit in with the hipsters, so there.

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  • DranoDrano __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    your title is fucking with the forum borders

    well why does the forum allow the borders to be fucked with exactly then hmm?

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    celery77 wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    celery77 wrote: »
    Have anyone else ever tried to make a rough estimate on just how many thousands of ounces, and ultimately pounds of PBR you've consumed in your lifetime? Man -- that shit can add up.

    zero PBR

    I drink real beer
    Yeah well I get drunker, cheaper, plus I fit in with the hipsters, so there.
    Or redneck hicks.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Nogs wrote: »
    Doctor Pain wrote: »
    whats PBR?

    Pabst Blue Ribbon

    *pisswater

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    celery77 wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    celery77 wrote: »
    Have anyone else ever tried to make a rough estimate on just how many thousands of ounces, and ultimately pounds of PBR you've consumed in your lifetime? Man -- that shit can add up.

    zero PBR

    I drink real beer
    Yeah well I get drunker, cheaper, plus I fit in with the hipsters, so there.

    who the fuck thinks it's hip to drink PBR

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  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Filler wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    celery77 wrote: »
    Have anyone else ever tried to make a rough estimate on just how many thousands of ounces, and ultimately pounds of PBR you've consumed in your lifetime? Man -- that shit can add up.

    zero PBR

    I drink real beer

    I was gonna say, who the fuck drinks that shit?

    Ask me about moosehead, guinness, red stripe, new castle, or smitticks.

    Pretty much anyone who is under drinking age usually gets shit beer like PBR.

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  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I mainly like talking about PBR on here just to watch the beer snobs get all huffy. It's always pretty funny, and yeah it tastes like drunkenness and little else. Cry about it.

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  • Doctor PainDoctor Pain Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    i remember this reall cheap beer called LONE STAR, that shit was cheap.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Drano wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    your title is fucking with the forum borders

    well why does the forum allow the borders to be fucked with exactly then hmm?

    because your face

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    celery77 wrote: »
    I mainly like talking about PBR on here just to watch the beer snobs get all huffy. It's always pretty funny, and yeah it tastes like drunkenness and little else. Cry about it.

    We're not beer snobs. I drink endless amounts of bud light.

    PBR is just really, god awful beer.

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  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    the wook wrote: »
    celery77 wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    celery77 wrote: »
    Have anyone else ever tried to make a rough estimate on just how many thousands of ounces, and ultimately pounds of PBR you've consumed in your lifetime? Man -- that shit can add up.

    zero PBR

    I drink real beer
    Yeah well I get drunker, cheaper, plus I fit in with the hipsters, so there.

    who the fuck thinks it's hip to drink PBR
    Hipsters?

    I'm not even kidding -- hipsters. Feigned poverty and such:
    wiki wrote:
    By 2001, sales of the Pabst Blue Ribbon (PBR) had fallen to less than 1 million barrels, about one-tenth its peak in 1975. In 2000-01, Pabst sales executives noticed that sales in Portland, Oregon of PBR were growing, without any marketing or explanation. Further research found a local Portland bar had changed its offering to Pabst after a local beer went off the market. It was found that the local community was made up of a large counterculture along with working class people and college students who had adopted Pabst as their brew. Soon other bars in the area started to offer Pabst as their less expensive beer (Portland being famous for its high-end Microbrews)[1] From Portland PBR has become popular again, specifically in Philadelphia, but also in San Francisco, Seattle (cities known for their large hipster populations), Richmond, Minneapolis, Omaha, Memphis (cities with a respectable counterculture, but also associated with the working class) and other cities with consumers who are anti-marketing, notably the New York City neighborhood of Alphabet City and the Brooklyn neighborhood of Williamsburg.[2] [3]

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  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    the wook wrote: »
    celery77 wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    celery77 wrote: »
    Have anyone else ever tried to make a rough estimate on just how many thousands of ounces, and ultimately pounds of PBR you've consumed in your lifetime? Man -- that shit can add up.

    zero PBR

    I drink real beer
    Yeah well I get drunker, cheaper, plus I fit in with the hipsters, so there.

    who the fuck thinks it's hip to drink PBR

    I don't fucking get this either. my roommate is in a band and pretty big on whats going down in the whole minneapolis local scene. and from what i can tell, all the hipsters drink PBR like its a fucking staple. I mean, that is just fucking stupid. And why PBR? why not the beast, or just plain old natty lite if you are gonna go drink piss.

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    that's the dumbest thing i've ever read

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    guys

    you know where it's at?

    MD20/20 is where it's at

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  • MildQuixoticMildQuixotic ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    Samuel goddamn Adams, you fucking redcoats

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Have you had the Sam Adams cherry something or other?

    Fucking delicius.

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  • Doctor PainDoctor Pain Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    why do kids drink??? to get drunk!!! oh shit i didnt know that!!!!!!

    do they care about taste??? fuck NO!

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  • SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    PBR is indeed huge in Alphabet City and Brooklyn.

    Also, beery snobbery is retarded.

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  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    PBR really doesn't taste that bad compared to other low-end beers. All low-end beers are basically an acquired taste, and PBR is no different. I fucks with High Life now cuz it's the same price as PBR in Portland, but I mean $4.99 12 packs of can PBRs? Sign me up.

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Nogs wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    celery77 wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    celery77 wrote: »
    Have anyone else ever tried to make a rough estimate on just how many thousands of ounces, and ultimately pounds of PBR you've consumed in your lifetime? Man -- that shit can add up.

    zero PBR

    I drink real beer
    Yeah well I get drunker, cheaper, plus I fit in with the hipsters, so there.

    who the fuck thinks it's hip to drink PBR

    I don't fucking get this either. my roommate is in a band and pretty big on whats going down in the whole minneapolis local scene. and from what i can tell, all the hipsters drink PBR like its a fucking staple. I mean, that is just fucking stupid. And why PBR? why not the beast, or just plain old natty lite if you are gonna go drink piss.

    it must be terrible to be so insecure that you'll drink PBR to fit in

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    boonsfarm

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  • CG FaggotryCG Faggotry BristolRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    MildQuixotic wrote: »
    Samuel goddamn Adams, you fucking redcoats

    The blood of colonials is hell to shift. You'd have to put it in soal.

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