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So I may not have Celiac's

Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
edited July 2007 in Social Entropy++
Test came back today. Both inconclusive. I've been advised to have a gluten free diet for two weeks and see if my health improves.


*bangs head against wall*

Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    god dammit

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  • SpongeCakeSpongeCake Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Man. Medical science is so indecisive.

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  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Any word on them growing you a new anus?

    Marathon on
  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Before this year is through, Munkus will have had his stomach removed.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    munkus

    get them to make you a robot

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    That is the dumbest shit

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  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Going on a murderous rampage at your former high school is the only answer.

    Meiz on
  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    A robot beaver.

    That would be awesome.

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Yeah my mom's biopsy on her esophagus was inconclusive. They don't know whether to give her antibiotics or anti-fungal medicine.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    or i mean

    at least a robotic butt

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  • TheCanManTheCanMan GT: Gasman122009 JerseyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Do you ever wonder why God hates you so much, Munkus?

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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    munkus

    get them to make you a robot

    like


    build a robot for him

    or

    turn him into a robot

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    munkus

    get them to make you a robot

    like


    build a robot for him

    or

    turn him into a robot

    yes

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  • GABBO GABBO GABBOGABBO GABBO GABBO Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    So you don't get a free robot butt?

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  • FavlaudFavlaud just straight up awful Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I have a robot butt, it's not all it's cracked up to be

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  • april__29april__29 Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Favlaud wrote: »
    I have a robot butt, it's not all it's cracked up to be

    i see what you did there

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    *bang*

    *bang*

    *bang*

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    seriously man

    look into that whole robotic butt thing

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  • FavlaudFavlaud just straight up awful Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    april__29 wrote: »
    Favlaud wrote: »
    I have a robot butt, it's not all it's cracked up to be

    i see what you did there

    I don't

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    so if your health improves are they going to say that you probably have celiacs

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  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Pb's late...

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  • BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Man, Munkus.


    :(

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  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Munkus. If you wanna show those doctors that you don't have to listen to them I can get you all the delicious gluten your potentially malfunctioning digestive tract could handle.

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Manifest wrote: »
    So you don't get a free robot butt?
    Why bother?

    It's just gonna get filled with dog dong.

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  • slowslow Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Meiz wrote: »
    Pb's late...
    I'm worried too.

    slow on
  • slowslow Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Might as well get this one out of the way.
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  • QuethalQuethal The Infrequent OaklandRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Hey Munkus, yeah, that doesn't mean anything; those tests are often inconclusive. Definitely try the gluten free diet, then what you want to do is eat a bowl of cream of wheat for breakfast after the two weeks. If you feel like shit again, then there ya go.

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    TheCanMan wrote: »
    Do you ever wonder why God hates you so much, Munkus?

    I can say this with absolute certinty:


    In our former lives, Munkus and I were horrible, evil fucking men. This current life is a punishment.

    Stale on
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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Guys I've got this hangnail

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  • QorzmQorzm Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    i bet theyre just saying you dont so they can justify their major fuckup

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Stale wrote: »
    TheCanMan wrote: »
    Do you ever wonder why God hates you so much, Munkus?

    I can say this with absolute certinty:


    In our former lives, Munkus and I were horrible, evil fucking men. This current life is a punishment.

    In that case you guys are gonna be like, porn stars, or something, in the next life.


    Maybe if you pray real hard, you can keep your monster schlong and make the big bucks.

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Acticon Neosphincter

    Bionic anus. Bionic anus!

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  • BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Under A Rock: AfganistanRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    this is like the time when the doctor said i had skin cancer but actually i didnt and the doctor is now no longer practicing in the state

    congrats on winning the fucked up lottery. but in hindsight of posting this, i dont even know waht celiacs is

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  • SpongeCakeSpongeCake Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I want an Action (tm) Neosphincter!

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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    that actually looks like something that munkus could use

    though maybe too much stuff is missing

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Stale wrote: »
    TheCanMan wrote: »
    Do you ever wonder why God hates you so much, Munkus?

    I can say this with absolute certinty:


    In our former lives, Munkus and I were horrible, evil fucking men. This current life is a punishment.

    Hitler and Mussolini?

    Stalin and Mao?

    Goering and Himmler?

    Goebbels and Hess?

    Waldorf and Statler?

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited July 2007
    biology is so dumb sometimes

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  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    so wait

    if you don't have a butt you can't poop

    if you can't poop where does the poop go?

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited July 2007
    perhaps someone should suggest a robotic butt.

    Let me be the first to do so.

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  • bwaniebwanie Posting into the void Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    wow, good thing you didn't spend a fuckload on lawyers and shit yet.

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