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Dear Non-Me People: Why You Wanna fuck ham so bad?

The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hopRegistered User regular
edited July 2007 in Social Entropy++
Dear Non-Me People,

Here's the thing -- I'd rather fuck Prince than you, because not only are you ugly and white (and please please please just try to lie to me like you aren't white) but I would also like to never fuck you, because you are sorry ass little internet nerds who are at eht one time desperately tryin to get your dick wet, but at the same time you sorry ass iilttle bitch should just grow a spine and realize that you're a sorry ass little bitch and that the best thing you could do with your life is listen to prince.

In order of importance, I love Dynagrip most. He is my most favorite and he has known that I have been ear-fucking you since before I was ear-fuckining you. If you don't believe me ask Dynagrip about it. That is all I have to say.



PS -- Please stop trying to e-fuck my girlfriend, yo pathetic piece of shit little sorry ass internet bitches.

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    oh my god i love prince

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] new member
    edited July 2007
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited July 2007
    okay deal

    Knob on
  • Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    WaM's a girl?

    Wrench N Rockets on
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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    WaM can you get off of me for a second so I can post in this thread

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    dynagrip is pretty fantastic thogh

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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    WaM you smell nice today

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    where's that internet tough guy picture?

    what the hell is this thread?

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    WaM can you get off of me for a second so I can post in this thread
    we should do some questsssss

    holy god bo0urbon will fuck you up

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Yeah maybe when you're not drunk, ok

    You smelly drunk

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I like how nobody is actually trying to fuck WaM

    because it's not actually possible to have sex via the internet

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  • JoonJoon Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Was I supposed to be ashamed of being white? I missed the newsletter.

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Also what is wrong with being white, celery.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited July 2007
    man, you sure told that internet

    i'm sure it'll get right on stepping in line

    Knob on
  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Haha, what the christ

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] new member
    edited July 2007
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    WaM you smell nice today
    you are the first truly cool internet girl i've ever known

    t meiss: okay I shoudl be sober tomorrow

    t rane: what are you wearing

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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Shankill Butcher wrote: »
    where's that internet tough guy picture?

    what the hell is this thread?

    yes, this


    I find WaM to be kinda bitchy

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I'm wearing a shirt and socks and ripped underwear and jeans

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I was going to post Goddamn it, Wiggin.

    But you're coming awfully close to usurping the throne.

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    Shankill Butcher wrote: »
    where's that internet tough guy picture?

    what the hell is this thread?

    yes, this


    I find WaM to be kinda bitchy
    WELL FUCK YOU

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited July 2007
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Haha, what the christ

    i know, huh

    this is what being on a reality tv show is like

    Knob on
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    DSL

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    celery hates white people because he wishes deep down he was on the amistad chained together with his tribe, sobbing himself to sleep as the ship just creaked.

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  • DranoDrano __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    my dick is a privilege not a right.

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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    jesus christ why is everything about race for you

    celery77 personally sets back race relations

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    I'm wearing a shirt and socks and ripped underwear and jeans

    this is sexual harassment

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] new member
    edited July 2007
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited July 2007
    World as Myth wrote: »
    t rane: what are you wearing

    hey can you stop trying to fuck my girlfriend

    Knob on
  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    you know you guys should drink more whiskey
    this shit is hilarious when you have some whiskey in you

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  • Just_Bri_ThanksJust_Bri_Thanks Seething with rage from a handbasket.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    So does anyone have any ideas why my internet is out in Windows but not in Linux? While in Windows I can reach my router/modem through a web browser.

    Advice appreciated, thanks.

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    chair to Creation and then suplex the Void.
  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Kusu, post a picture, I've been told I look like you.

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    celery hates white people because he wishes deep down he was on the amistad chained together with his tribe, sobbing himself to sleep as the ship just creaked.

    picaresque= not that good

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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    seriously, the only person here I want to fuck is knob and now I'm not even gonna be able to do that

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Seriously, what brought this on

    There's just some sudden outpouring of internet rage

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Just_Bri_Thanks wrote: »
    So does anyone have any ideas why my internet is out in Windows but not in Linux? While in Windows I can reach my router/modem through a web browser.

    Advice appreciated, thanks.

    Who uses Linux?

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  • MenaceMenace regular
    edited July 2007
    is this a new joke or what

    I am not sure what to make of this

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I have no idea what this thread is about

    he seems to be really into it though

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  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Threatening people on the internet is a lot like sex on the internet. You can pretend it matters all you want, but at the end of the day you're still alone in your room shaking your fist.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    cel, tell me how horrible us Mexican-Americans are

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