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Gather 'Round Children
Penguin Incarnate
King of KafiristanRegistered User regular
King of KafiristanRegistered User regular
It's high time you learned about medicinal ballsack stretching.
Touching your balls keeps the cancer at bay. Does this rhyme? I don't know, but take note or go to hell.
He's not a pervert! He's a pioneer riding the wave of new age health techniques. Mother fucker has ideas.
Touching balls saves lives.
Touch your sack for safety.
Touch your sack for fun.
"It has taken the stiffness out of my entire body and improved my eyesight. Whenever I got tired during my magazine days, I'd really give my ball sack a good stretch," Inoma tells Asahi Geino. "From the time I started until now, I haven't had a single major illness. And that's despite smoking three packs of cigarettes and downing a bottle of shochu (potato-based, vodka-like liquor) every day. There's not a thing wrong with my liver or anything."
Touching your balls keeps the cancer at bay. Does this rhyme? I don't know, but take note or go to hell.
"You grab the sack and give it a yank, then gently move the skin around in circles while still pulling on it," he says. "I'm constantly putting my hands in my pockets and pulling on my sack five to six hours a day, whether I'm at home watching TV or outside somewhere. I think for beginners, though, a 1-minute set would be more than enough."
He's not a pervert! He's a pioneer riding the wave of new age health techniques. Mother fucker has ideas.
Touching balls saves lives.
Touch your sack for safety.
Touch your sack for fun.
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I thought I would see this;
Come gather 'round people
Wherever you roam
And admit that the waters
Around you have grown
And accept it that soon
You'll be drenched to the bone.
If your time to you
Is worth savin'
Then you better start swimmin'
Or you'll sink like a stone
For the times they are a-changin'.
Come writers and critics
Who prophesize with your pen
And keep your eyes wide
The chance won't come again
And don't speak too soon
For the wheel's still in spin
And there's no tellin' who
That it's namin'.
For the loser now
Will be later to win
For the times they are a-changin'.
Come senators, congressmen
Please heed the call
Don't stand in the doorway
Don't block up the hall
For he that gets hurt
Will be he who has stalled
There's a battle outside
And it is ragin'.
It'll soon shake your windows
And rattle your walls
For the times they are a-changin'.
Come mothers and fathers
Throughout the land
And don't criticize
What you can't understand
Your sons and your daughters
Are beyond your command
Your old road is
Rapidly agin'.
Please get out of the new one
If you can't lend your hand
For the times they are a-changin'.
The line it is drawn
The curse it is cast
The slow one now
Will later be fast
As the present now
Will later be past
The order is
Rapidly fadin'.
And the first one now
Will later be last
For the times they are a-changin'.
Im a little let down, even though this is about balls.
The folksy stylings of early Bob Dylan do not belong solely to him.
This is about ball sacks, not songs in car commercials. Hang your head in shame. You have forgotten the face of your father.
im gonna go touch my balls
Sack attack
Sack whack
About a hero named Homer
And a devil named Burns
We'll march 'til we drop
The girls and the fellas
We'll fight 'til the death
Or else fold like umbrellas
So, we'll march day and night
By the big cooling tower
They have the plant, but we have the power
i can feel the cancer just melt away
Man, I must be dumb, because I'm failing to see the connection between eyeballs and those balls down there....
i both am and ma not fondling my nutsack at any given moment
to make me assume one state or another, you must walk in on me masturbating
schrodinger's testicles
Is your name pronouced Newwwzack or the more appropriate hard z Nutzsack?
No.
You are going to die.
disappointment.
I rarely touch my sack.
aside from urination and cleansing, I pretty much leave it alone.
Well some of it is less bullshit than others. Buddhism isn't really very much bullshit at all, and I can dig some neopagan ideas.
oh sh--