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Postal III - More Gary Coleman Killing, Please! (NSFAnyone)

EngelNULEngelNUL Registered User regular
edited August 2007 in Games and Technology
Just saw these up on IGN and didn't see anyone posting it yet.
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The...um...Badger Gun(?) looks interesting, at least. After the Cat Launcher I am a little skeptical that this is not just another attempt to piss off Badger lovers everywhere.

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  • NickTheNewbieNickTheNewbie Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Him holding that dog reminds me of that one farside with the dobiematic or whatever.

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  • BallmanBallman Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    You know, in theory, I like the premise behind Postal. A crazy dude goes around unleashing insane weapons on the masses, being generally unstable, vulgar, and violent. Setting things on fire in Postal 2 was a good time. However, it's a little too over-the-top for me to ever feel comfortable admitting that I like the games themselves.

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  • MachismoMachismo Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I approve of this. Postal 2 was the best 20 bucks I spent during my college years. Ideal post-Finals release.

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  • DarkWarriorDarkWarrior __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    As long as they fix the loading times, i.e. eliminate them, I'm in.

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    the load times were hell. the game was pretty fun though

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  • Hotlead JunkieHotlead Junkie Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    ...Is that Gordon Freeman?

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  • Fartacus_the_MightyFartacus_the_Mighty Brought to you by the letter A.Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I hope that's running on low settings, because it looks like ass. Postal 2 was pretty awesome, so hopefully this one will be a good time too. Bonus points if they let you drink gasoline and pee fire like in P2.

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  • DanHibikiDanHibiki Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I hope that's running on low settings, because it looks like ass. Postal 2 was pretty awesome, so hopefully this one will be a good time too. Bonus points if they let you drink gasoline and pee fire like in P2.

    man I gotta re-play Postal 2. I can't remember half the stuff you can do in the game.


    I DO remember setting a dance club on fire and watching people run out on the street creating a chain reaction. Good times!

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  • darleysamdarleysam On my way to UKRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    i wonder how this is going to be rated..

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  • delphinusdelphinus Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    ...Is that Gordon Freeman?

    nah, its a young rusty venture

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  • Bacon-BuTTyBacon-BuTTy Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    In postal 2 i peed on a guys face until he was sick.

    And then i whacked him around the head with a shovel, blood and sick spattering the place.

    Eventually his head came off, and a fountain of bloody vomit sprayed forth as he slumped to the ground.

    Seriously how did this game even get released?

    Also what engine in Postal 3 running on? Looks sourcey.

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  • Hotlead JunkieHotlead Junkie Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    delphinus wrote: »
    ...Is that Gordon Freeman?

    nah, its a young rusty venture

    :lol:

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  • BallmanBallman Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    In postal 2 i peed on a guys face until he was sick.

    And then i whacked him around the head with a shovel, blood and sick spattering the place.

    Eventually his head came off, and a fountain of bloody vomit sprayed forth as he slumped to the ground.

    Seriously how did this game even get released?

    Also what engine in Postal 3 running on? Looks sourcey.

    ...but did you take some drugs to slow down time so that you could juggle a piss-soaked decapitated flaming head by kicking it while surrounded by stampeding elephants?

    Because if not, I'd say you didn't fully experience the game. :lol:

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  • FireWeaselFireWeasel Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Given what's happened to Manhunt 2, I don't see this ever hitting store shelves.

    ...if it's anything like P2, and I can't see it being LESS vulgar/crass/what-have-you.

    As an aside, I don't recall the comments by Vince Desi re: Manhunt 2, but I do remember them being hilariously hypocritical.

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  • RohanRohan Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    DanHibiki wrote: »
    I hope that's running on low settings, because it looks like ass. Postal 2 was pretty awesome, so hopefully this one will be a good time too. Bonus points if they let you drink gasoline and pee fire like in P2.

    man I gotta re-play Postal 2. I can't remember half the stuff you can do in the game.


    I DO remember setting a dance club on fire and watching people run out on the street creating a chain reaction. Good times!

    Pfft, newb! I remember running around town, leaving a trail of petrol behind me as I ran all over. As soon as I got to the marching band, I enclosed them in a ring of gasoline, and threw a match... mwahaha!

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  • Hotlead JunkieHotlead Junkie Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Rohan wrote: »
    DanHibiki wrote: »
    I hope that's running on low settings, because it looks like ass. Postal 2 was pretty awesome, so hopefully this one will be a good time too. Bonus points if they let you drink gasoline and pee fire like in P2.

    man I gotta re-play Postal 2. I can't remember half the stuff you can do in the game.


    I DO remember setting a dance club on fire and watching people run out on the street creating a chain reaction. Good times!

    Pfft, newb! I remember running around town, leaving a trail of petrol behind me as I ran all over. As soon as I got to the marching band, I enclosed them in a ring of gasoline, and threw a match... mwahaha!

    I feel bad for wanting to play this now, it seems like a goldmine for saying cheesy-one-liners before you do soem random shit.

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  • dcleedclee Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Yup, it is indeed on the Source engine. I've never played any of the other Postal games, but my friends would tell me about it back in the day. Looks fun.

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  • DarkWarriorDarkWarrior __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2007
    Its just some mindless fun but I remember it feeling pretty open in freedom at the time, Postal 2 that is. And the main guy is basically Duke Nukem. Except present.

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  • IShallRiseAgainIShallRiseAgain Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Its a little bit off topic, but I have to post this. Apparently Wired news gave the Postal movie a bad Review and Uwe Boll didn't like it. He sent them this E-mail.
    Uwe Boll wrote:
    chris
    your review shows me only that you dont understand anything about movies and that you are a untalented wanna bee filmmaker with no balls and no understanding what POSTAL is. you dont see courage because you are nothing. and no go to your mum and fuck her ...because she cooks for you now since 30 years ..so she deserves it.
    people like you are the reason that independent movies have no chance anymore.
    uwe boll
    PS: POSTAL is R RATED . The MPAA understood the satire -- you not -- you dumb fuck
    :P
    After this, there was some more exchange of E-mails, which you can find Here.

    All I can say is LOL Uwe Boll.

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  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Jesus Christ if that's genuine the man needs put down. I think he came from the same genetic stock as Jack Thompson- your secret filthy capitalist American cloning conspiracies have a lot to answer for!

    Never really liked Postal 2 much, but I suppose as a sandbox game it stood quite well.

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  • urahonkyurahonky Cynical Old Man Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Its a little bit off topic, but I have to post this. Apparently Wired news gave the Postal movie a bad Review and Uwe Boll didn't like it. He sent them this E-mail.
    Uwe Boll wrote:
    chris
    your review shows me only that you dont understand anything about movies and that you are a untalented wanna bee filmmaker with no balls and no understanding what POSTAL is. you dont see courage because you are nothing. and no go to your mum and fuck her ...because she cooks for you now since 30 years ..so she deserves it.
    people like you are the reason that independent movies have no chance anymore.
    uwe boll
    PS: POSTAL is R RATED . The MPAA understood the satire -- you not -- you dumb fuck
    :P
    After this, there was some more exchange of E-mails, which you can find Here.

    All I can say is LOL Uwe Boll.

    I doubt that's actualy Uwe. I really do.

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  • subediisubedii Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    urahonky wrote: »
    Its a little bit off topic, but I have to post this. Apparently Wired news gave the Postal movie a bad Review and Uwe Boll didn't like it. He sent them this E-mail.
    Uwe Boll wrote:
    chris
    your review shows me only that you dont understand anything about movies and that you are a untalented wanna bee filmmaker with no balls and no understanding what POSTAL is. you dont see courage because you are nothing. and no go to your mum and fuck her ...because she cooks for you now since 30 years ..so she deserves it.
    people like you are the reason that independent movies have no chance anymore.
    uwe boll
    PS: POSTAL is R RATED . The MPAA understood the satire -- you not -- you dumb fuck
    :P
    After this, there was some more exchange of E-mails, which you can find Here.

    All I can say is LOL Uwe Boll.

    I doubt that's actualy Uwe. I really do.

    So you're saying what? That Wired is lying, or that they've been duped?

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  • VothVoth Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Postal 2 is one of those curiosities I never got around to trying. I watched a few movies of it but never got around to playing it. If it's going to be available on Steam, I might consider looking at it.

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  • urahonkyurahonky Cynical Old Man Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    subedii wrote: »
    urahonky wrote: »
    Its a little bit off topic, but I have to post this. Apparently Wired news gave the Postal movie a bad Review and Uwe Boll didn't like it. He sent them this E-mail.
    Uwe Boll wrote:
    chris
    your review shows me only that you dont understand anything about movies and that you are a untalented wanna bee filmmaker with no balls and no understanding what POSTAL is. you dont see courage because you are nothing. and no go to your mum and fuck her ...because she cooks for you now since 30 years ..so she deserves it.
    people like you are the reason that independent movies have no chance anymore.
    uwe boll
    PS: POSTAL is R RATED . The MPAA understood the satire -- you not -- you dumb fuck
    :P
    After this, there was some more exchange of E-mails, which you can find Here.

    All I can say is LOL Uwe Boll.

    I doubt that's actualy Uwe. I really do.

    So you're saying what? That Wired is lying, or that they've been duped?

    Probably a little of column A and a little of column B.

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  • EliteDoomMasterEliteDoomMaster Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I remember once I was playing the Postal 2 demo with my friend sitting next to me, and I pissed in some guy's face. Then I doused him in gas and lighted him on fire, he then ran around the room puking on fire, I laughed quite a bit.

    I still don't have Postal 2, and that makes me sad. :[

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  • CherrnCherrn Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I can't believe some people like Postal 2. I mean, I was very hyped for it; I love the premise, but the game is just so bad on every imaginable level, it's practically unplayable.

    This looks better, but I most certainly don't have faith in them crafting a worthwhile game.

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  • The_SpaniardThe_Spaniard It's never lupines Irvine, CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    That is actually a badger chainsaw not gun. And as of now from what I've seen video of the game it looks pretty crap, but it is ultra early build so it gets leeway for that. Just saying that at this point don't look at video, you won't like what you see.

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  • Dorktron9000Dorktron9000 Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I never liked what I saw. It's pointless, mindless, and embarrassing.

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  • GrimCalaveraGrimCalavera Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I remember loving the first Postal back when I was in 7th grade or so. It's was just too twisted for me not to like, but I also remember being very bored and disappointed with Postal 2. At any rate, I'm sure I'll wind up playing this AND seeing the movie, because I enjoy torturing myself.

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  • Waka LakaWaka Laka Riding the stuffed Unicorn If ya know what I mean.Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Postal 1 and 2 was banned in Aus. So aquiring it was not only a bitch, but in some ways not worth it.

    Postal 2 had it's moments, but alot of the weapons felt hollow. Laying 10 bullets into someones head to drop them was annoying sometimes, The napalm launcher and shovel were the highlights in the arsenal.

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  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I liked what I saw. It's pointless, mindless, and embarrassing.

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  • urahonkyurahonky Cynical Old Man Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    You really can't take anything Postal 2 seriously. I don't know why people expected much of the game. I knew that the game wasn't going to be much more than an "anger reliever" when I read the previews of the game, and played the demo.

    Sometimes it's nice to unzip your fly and pee on someone's face. Unfortunately in the real world, we have laws. But in Postal 2? Do it as often is you can!

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  • RizziRizzi Sydney, Australia.Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    The expansion for Postal 2 was pretty fun.
    Sledgehammer? Check! Scythe? Check! Machete? Check!

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