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Postal III - More Gary Coleman Killing, Please! (NSFAnyone)
Just saw these up on IGN and didn't see anyone posting it yet.
The...um...Badger Gun(?) looks interesting, at least. After the Cat Launcher I am a little skeptical that this is not just another attempt to piss off Badger lovers everywhere.
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"Historians exercise great power and some of them know it. They recreate the past, changing it to fit their own interpretations. Thus, they change the future as well." - Leto II
You know, in theory, I like the premise behind Postal. A crazy dude goes around unleashing insane weapons on the masses, being generally unstable, vulgar, and violent. Setting things on fire in Postal 2 was a good time. However, it's a little too over-the-top for me to ever feel comfortable admitting that I like the games themselves.
I hope that's running on low settings, because it looks like ass. Postal 2 was pretty awesome, so hopefully this one will be a good time too. Bonus points if they let you drink gasoline and pee fire like in P2.
I hope that's running on low settings, because it looks like ass. Postal 2 was pretty awesome, so hopefully this one will be a good time too. Bonus points if they let you drink gasoline and pee fire like in P2.
man I gotta re-play Postal 2. I can't remember half the stuff you can do in the game.
I DO remember setting a dance club on fire and watching people run out on the street creating a chain reaction. Good times!
In postal 2 i peed on a guys face until he was sick.
And then i whacked him around the head with a shovel, blood and sick spattering the place.
Eventually his head came off, and a fountain of bloody vomit sprayed forth as he slumped to the ground.
Seriously how did this game even get released?
Also what engine in Postal 3 running on? Looks sourcey.
...but did you take some drugs to slow down time so that you could juggle a piss-soaked decapitated flaming head by kicking it while surrounded by stampeding elephants?
Because if not, I'd say you didn't fully experience the game.
I hope that's running on low settings, because it looks like ass. Postal 2 was pretty awesome, so hopefully this one will be a good time too. Bonus points if they let you drink gasoline and pee fire like in P2.
man I gotta re-play Postal 2. I can't remember half the stuff you can do in the game.
I DO remember setting a dance club on fire and watching people run out on the street creating a chain reaction. Good times!
Pfft, newb! I remember running around town, leaving a trail of petrol behind me as I ran all over. As soon as I got to the marching band, I enclosed them in a ring of gasoline, and threw a match... mwahaha!
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...and I thought of how all those people died, and what a good death that is. That nobody can blame you for it, because everyone else died along with you, and it is the fault of none, save those who did the killing.
I hope that's running on low settings, because it looks like ass. Postal 2 was pretty awesome, so hopefully this one will be a good time too. Bonus points if they let you drink gasoline and pee fire like in P2.
man I gotta re-play Postal 2. I can't remember half the stuff you can do in the game.
I DO remember setting a dance club on fire and watching people run out on the street creating a chain reaction. Good times!
Pfft, newb! I remember running around town, leaving a trail of petrol behind me as I ran all over. As soon as I got to the marching band, I enclosed them in a ring of gasoline, and threw a match... mwahaha!
I feel bad for wanting to play this now, it seems like a goldmine for saying cheesy-one-liners before you do soem random shit.
Yup, it is indeed on the Source engine. I've never played any of the other Postal games, but my friends would tell me about it back in the day. Looks fun.
Its just some mindless fun but I remember it feeling pretty open in freedom at the time, Postal 2 that is. And the main guy is basically Duke Nukem. Except present.
Its a little bit off topic, but I have to post this. Apparently Wired news gave the Postal movie a bad Review and Uwe Boll didn't like it. He sent them this E-mail.
chris
your review shows me only that you dont understand anything about movies and that you are a untalented wanna bee filmmaker with no balls and no understanding what POSTAL is. you dont see courage because you are nothing. and no go to your mum and fuck her ...because she cooks for you now since 30 years ..so she deserves it.
people like you are the reason that independent movies have no chance anymore.
uwe boll
PS: POSTAL is R RATED . The MPAA understood the satire -- you not -- you dumb fuck
:P
After this, there was some more exchange of E-mails, which you can find Here.
Jesus Christ if that's genuine the man needs put down. I think he came from the same genetic stock as Jack Thompson- your secret filthy capitalist American cloning conspiracies have a lot to answer for!
Never really liked Postal 2 much, but I suppose as a sandbox game it stood quite well.
Its a little bit off topic, but I have to post this. Apparently Wired news gave the Postal movie a bad Review and Uwe Boll didn't like it. He sent them this E-mail.
chris
your review shows me only that you dont understand anything about movies and that you are a untalented wanna bee filmmaker with no balls and no understanding what POSTAL is. you dont see courage because you are nothing. and no go to your mum and fuck her ...because she cooks for you now since 30 years ..so she deserves it.
people like you are the reason that independent movies have no chance anymore.
uwe boll
PS: POSTAL is R RATED . The MPAA understood the satire -- you not -- you dumb fuck
:P
After this, there was some more exchange of E-mails, which you can find Here.
Its a little bit off topic, but I have to post this. Apparently Wired news gave the Postal movie a bad Review and Uwe Boll didn't like it. He sent them this E-mail.
chris
your review shows me only that you dont understand anything about movies and that you are a untalented wanna bee filmmaker with no balls and no understanding what POSTAL is. you dont see courage because you are nothing. and no go to your mum and fuck her ...because she cooks for you now since 30 years ..so she deserves it.
people like you are the reason that independent movies have no chance anymore.
uwe boll
PS: POSTAL is R RATED . The MPAA understood the satire -- you not -- you dumb fuck
:P
After this, there was some more exchange of E-mails, which you can find Here.
All I can say is LOL Uwe Boll.
I doubt that's actualy Uwe. I really do.
So you're saying what? That Wired is lying, or that they've been duped?
Postal 2 is one of those curiosities I never got around to trying. I watched a few movies of it but never got around to playing it. If it's going to be available on Steam, I might consider looking at it.
Its a little bit off topic, but I have to post this. Apparently Wired news gave the Postal movie a bad Review and Uwe Boll didn't like it. He sent them this E-mail.
chris
your review shows me only that you dont understand anything about movies and that you are a untalented wanna bee filmmaker with no balls and no understanding what POSTAL is. you dont see courage because you are nothing. and no go to your mum and fuck her ...because she cooks for you now since 30 years ..so she deserves it.
people like you are the reason that independent movies have no chance anymore.
uwe boll
PS: POSTAL is R RATED . The MPAA understood the satire -- you not -- you dumb fuck
:P
After this, there was some more exchange of E-mails, which you can find Here.
All I can say is LOL Uwe Boll.
I doubt that's actualy Uwe. I really do.
So you're saying what? That Wired is lying, or that they've been duped?
Probably a little of column A and a little of column B.
I remember once I was playing the Postal 2 demo with my friend sitting next to me, and I pissed in some guy's face. Then I doused him in gas and lighted him on fire, he then ran around the room puking on fire, I laughed quite a bit.
I still don't have Postal 2, and that makes me sad. :[
I can't believe some people like Postal 2. I mean, I was very hyped for it; I love the premise, but the game is just so bad on every imaginable level, it's practically unplayable.
This looks better, but I most certainly don't have faith in them crafting a worthwhile game.
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The_SpaniardIt's never lupinesIrvine, CaliforniaRegistered Userregular
edited August 2007
That is actually a badger chainsaw not gun. And as of now from what I've seen video of the game it looks pretty crap, but it is ultra early build so it gets leeway for that. Just saying that at this point don't look at video, you won't like what you see.
I remember loving the first Postal back when I was in 7th grade or so. It's was just too twisted for me not to like, but I also remember being very bored and disappointed with Postal 2. At any rate, I'm sure I'll wind up playing this AND seeing the movie, because I enjoy torturing myself.
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Waka LakaRiding the stuffed UnicornIf ya know what I mean.Registered Userregular
edited August 2007
Postal 1 and 2 was banned in Aus. So aquiring it was not only a bitch, but in some ways not worth it.
Postal 2 had it's moments, but alot of the weapons felt hollow. Laying 10 bullets into someones head to drop them was annoying sometimes, The napalm launcher and shovel were the highlights in the arsenal.
You really can't take anything Postal 2 seriously. I don't know why people expected much of the game. I knew that the game wasn't going to be much more than an "anger reliever" when I read the previews of the game, and played the demo.
Sometimes it's nice to unzip your fly and pee on someone's face. Unfortunately in the real world, we have laws. But in Postal 2? Do it as often is you can!
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man I gotta re-play Postal 2. I can't remember half the stuff you can do in the game.
I DO remember setting a dance club on fire and watching people run out on the street creating a chain reaction. Good times!
nah, its a young rusty venture
And then i whacked him around the head with a shovel, blood and sick spattering the place.
Eventually his head came off, and a fountain of bloody vomit sprayed forth as he slumped to the ground.
Seriously how did this game even get released?
Also what engine in Postal 3 running on? Looks sourcey.
...but did you take some drugs to slow down time so that you could juggle a piss-soaked decapitated flaming head by kicking it while surrounded by stampeding elephants?
Because if not, I'd say you didn't fully experience the game.
...if it's anything like P2, and I can't see it being LESS vulgar/crass/what-have-you.
As an aside, I don't recall the comments by Vince Desi re: Manhunt 2, but I do remember them being hilariously hypocritical.
Pfft, newb! I remember running around town, leaving a trail of petrol behind me as I ran all over. As soon as I got to the marching band, I enclosed them in a ring of gasoline, and threw a match... mwahaha!
Nothing's forgotten, nothing is ever forgotten
I feel bad for wanting to play this now, it seems like a goldmine for saying cheesy-one-liners before you do soem random shit.
After this, there was some more exchange of E-mails, which you can find Here.
All I can say is LOL Uwe Boll.
Never really liked Postal 2 much, but I suppose as a sandbox game it stood quite well.
I doubt that's actualy Uwe. I really do.
So you're saying what? That Wired is lying, or that they've been duped?
Probably a little of column A and a little of column B.
I still don't have Postal 2, and that makes me sad. :[
This looks better, but I most certainly don't have faith in them crafting a worthwhile game.
Postal 2 had it's moments, but alot of the weapons felt hollow. Laying 10 bullets into someones head to drop them was annoying sometimes, The napalm launcher and shovel were the highlights in the arsenal.
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Sometimes it's nice to unzip your fly and pee on someone's face. Unfortunately in the real world, we have laws. But in Postal 2? Do it as often is you can!
Sledgehammer? Check! Scythe? Check! Machete? Check!