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I'm in your London, drinking your tea

ShenanigansShenanigans Registered User regular
edited August 2007 in Social Entropy++
In a few hours, I'll be on a flight from Vancouver International to London.


My question for you Britainites is, what should I see and do in London? My girlfriend has an itinerary planned out, but we're always open to suggestion.

Also, does anybody want to feed me?

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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited August 2007
    You should have made this thread earlier so Tube could show up and mug you.

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  • BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    London is full of Australians.

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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    The Queen

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  • ShenanigansShenanigans Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Quetzi wrote: »
    You should have made this thread earlier so Tube could show up and mug you.

    At first I read that as hug. Now I am sorely disappointed.

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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited August 2007
    Shenanigans wrote: »
    Quetzi wrote: »
    You should have made this thread earlier so Tube could show up and mug you.

    At first I read that as hug. Now I am sorely disappointed.

    He seems more like the mugging type than the hugging type. If you wanted hugs, you'd have to go for Janson.

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  • BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Go to Camden. It's fun.

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  • TransporterTransporter Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Quetzi wrote: »
    You should have made this thread earlier so Tube could show up and mug you.

    It's too late Tube is already on the plane.

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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited August 2007
    Transporter wrote: »
    Quetzi wrote: »
    You should have made this thread earlier so Tube could show up and mug you.

    It's too late Tube is already on the plane.

    What plane? Is he killing himself again?

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Call football soccer and bitch about the side cars drive on.

    They love that stuff. Can't get enough of it.

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  • BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Penguin Incarnate wrote: »
    Call football soccer and bitch about the side cars drive on.

    They love that stuff. Can't get enough of it.

    Oh yeah, and don't forget to comment on how old and small everything is.

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  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Is it true that those Queen's Guard folk can't move or something?

    or is that just shit sitcom's made up?

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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Tell them how much it must suck losing all their empire.


    Also make fun of their teeth.

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  • BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    mcp wrote: »
    Is it true that those Queen's Guard folk can't move or something?

    or is that just shit sitcom's made up?

    Well, they can't do anything if you call them a name and they have to maintain their post, but try and climb one of the wall's of the palace and they'll shoot you fairly quickly.

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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Find out how quickly

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  • TransporterTransporter Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    BigDes wrote: »
    mcp wrote: »
    Is it true that those Queen's Guard folk can't move or something?

    or is that just shit sitcom's made up?

    Well, they can't do anything if you call them a name and they have to maintain their post, but try and climg one of the wall's of the palace and they'll shoot you fairly quickly.

    That's a lie Des don't listen to to this man.

    They give you candy and a free audience with the Queen if you try and climb the wall.

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Also, the English love quaint Americanisms like how awesome our president is and how gay France is. The louder you speak the better. This works even better in countries where they don't speak English like France or Canada. Furthermore, if you are ever in North Ireland, make sure to call the locals English. They won't tell you that they'd like to be spoken of in that way, but as soon as you do they will open up to you with arms wide open.

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  • ShenanigansShenanigans Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Hahaha...you guys rock.

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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Be sure to tell them how much you like their funny little accents.

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  • april__29april__29 Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    you couldnt pay me to go to london these days its a shit hole, and your pretty much gonna get mugged or stbabbed at some point

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  • BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Oh also make sure to be as loud as you possibly can in the pub, maybe do some of that whooping and air punching.

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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Be sure to get a nice refreshing drink from the river Thames.

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Whenever you go to a restaurant proclaim loudly how you can't find a good burger in this whole gloomy country.

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    BigDes wrote: »
    Oh also make sure to be as loud as you possibly can in the pub, maybe do some of that whooping and air punching.
    Call people "bro."

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    (Pinky out, yo.)

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  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Penguin Incarnate wrote: »
    Also, the English love quaint Americanisms like how awesome our president is and how gay France is. The louder you speak the better. This works even better in countries where they don't speak English like France or Canada. Furthermore, if you are ever in North Ireland, make sure to call the locals English. They won't tell you that they'd like to be spoken of in that way, but as soon as you do they will open up to you with arms wide open.

    Oh man, they'd welcome you so hard. I mean, you'd be loved to death. You would literally explode with the love and affection they'd lavish on you.

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  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    go to a bar.

    order miller light.

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  • WavechaserWavechaser Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    mcp wrote: »
    go to a bar.

    order miller light.

    hahaha

    best advice yet.

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  • BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Have a heart attack and die when you realise how much shit costs over here.

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  • Eastern GlowEastern Glow Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Remember: fags are cigarettes and fannies are vaginas!

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  • Mikami TeruMikami Teru regular
    edited August 2007
    april__29 wrote: »
    you couldnt pay me to go to london these days its a shit hole, and your pretty much gonna get mugged or stbabbed at some point
    Location: newcastle, england

    ?_?

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  • SamuelSamuel Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Kadith wrote: »
    Be sure to get a nice refreshing drink from the river Thames.

    Oh man, nothing's more quenching than a nice slice of Thames.

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  • Mikami TeruMikami Teru regular
    edited August 2007
    Eastern Glow wrote: »
    Remember: fags are cigarettes and fannies are vaginas!

    vaginas are cunts

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    kill someone

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  • TransporterTransporter Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    You know I have famliy in the south that would entertain you London folk for hours.

    All goin around tannin fannies.

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  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Eastern Glow wrote: »
    Remember: fags are cigarettes and fannies are vaginas!
    That reminds me of An Evening with Kevin Smith 2.

    When they were discussing fannies.

    It was funny.

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Keep in mind that the birds in England don't fuck about.

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  • BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    If someone calls you a cunt it is a term of affection toward you, that or someone is about to hit you in the face with a pint glass.

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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Everything is measured in terms of balls.

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  • TransporterTransporter Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Go to a Liverpool home game.

    Sit in the wrong section.

    Cheer for the other team.

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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Penguin Incarnate wrote: »
    Keep in mind that the birds in England don't fuck about.
    I don't remember ripping one off so it's okay right?

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