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It is 12:20 AM
Whippy
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I am about to go to the grocery store
it's late, I'm hungry, I'm bored, and fuck it I might as well, this needs to happen eventually anyways
one problem is the safeway closes at 1
anyone have any last-minute suggestions
(I am not stoned)
the last time I went at this hour, I shit you not, a man decked out entirely in full pirate garb, was in the checkout line in front of me and bought one hundred ninety-eight dollars worth of totino's pizza
$198
it's late, I'm hungry, I'm bored, and fuck it I might as well, this needs to happen eventually anyways
one problem is the safeway closes at 1
anyone have any last-minute suggestions
(I am not stoned)
the last time I went at this hour, I shit you not, a man decked out entirely in full pirate garb, was in the checkout line in front of me and bought one hundred ninety-eight dollars worth of totino's pizza
$198
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Maybe some of those hot sausages
Or some energy drinks
Or hell, just go to see if the pirate is there again
or
something
In a separate incident he ate three large Pizza Hut Pizzas by himself in 15 minutes.
edit: NOT CONDOMS OK
these guys:
only not german
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
Or put Skittles and M&Ms in the same bag
mmm-mmm delicious
Right up until the pirate anecdote.
How tall, in feet, is $198 of pizza?
I remember those guys. Also, I have no idea what some of these American products are supposed to be. Flat Earth?
Oh, I see. They are those. We don't have them.
Ah god that is good.
Fixing chocolate chips with raisins also happens to be very tasty.
So are chocolate chips and crackers.
Do the popcorn and m&ms idea, but add reese's and top with chocolate syrup.
Salty + Sweet = Delicious.
oh and some pork chops
late night cooking is the most fun
jesus fucking christ
does the bag come with a free pair of birkenstocks or maybe a bottle of patchouli oil
my mother is going away for the weekend so i got the place to myself and i am planning to get some pizza and beer and
that is my plan
I love eating Vagina like it's a sour candy
Have you ever even been near a Vagina Franko?
No I'm typing from inside my mother's womb
(2 months baby, and I'm out!)
maybe they taste good
but if a large bag of them doesnt make you feel sick there is no point
No hot dog.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
Then make yourself some motherfucking spagetti. Its relatively quick, I mean, fuck, boil your sausages in a pan, drain them, add some oil, brown them, then pour the sauce over and spice to your taste. Add some red wine to the sauce once you've boiled away some of the liquid. Like a half cup. Then boil your pasta, drain it, put some sauce over it and have a glass of the red to help wash things down. If you're hungry enough, this will be some real gourmet shit.
its just dried fruit
its like saying that a bag of nuts is candy
volyu spaghetti is not noodles ok it is pasta they are two different things.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
The Red Chinese would have you think differently.
what the hell do I have to show for it
And it's really warm in here.
And some shitty john travolta movie is on, but it hurts too much to get up and grab the remote.
this sucks
I have a big day of....
Actually... I guess I could.