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It is 12:20 AM

WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
edited August 2007 in Social Entropy++
I am about to go to the grocery store

it's late, I'm hungry, I'm bored, and fuck it I might as well, this needs to happen eventually anyways

one problem is the safeway closes at 1

anyone have any last-minute suggestions

(I am not stoned)

the last time I went at this hour, I shit you not, a man decked out entirely in full pirate garb, was in the checkout line in front of me and bought one hundred ninety-eight dollars worth of totino's pizza

$198

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] new member
    edited August 2007
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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2007
    Frozen Chicken Fingers. Make sure you get the Tyson kind, though.

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Bagel Bites are always good

    Maybe some of those hot sausages

    Or some energy drinks

    Or hell, just go to see if the pirate is there again

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  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited August 2007
    I guess he was throwing a pirate party, or something

    or

    something

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I have no suggestions as your American supermarket thingies are full of strange things.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    A friend of mine, who at the time was nicknamed Captain Munch bought, and consumed $78 dollars worth of Magnum icecreams.

    In a separate incident he ate three large Pizza Hut Pizzas by himself in 15 minutes.

    edit: NOT CONDOMS OK

    these guys:
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    only not german

    #pipe on
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  • FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Get Oreas and wrap them Fruit by the Foot,

    Or put Skittles and M&Ms in the same bag

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  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited August 2007
    mix a bag of m&m's in with a bag of buttery popcorn

    mmm-mmm delicious

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I wasn't sure how I felt about this thread.

    Right up until the pirate anecdote.

    How tall, in feet, is $198 of pizza?

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  • FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Fit a bunch of Ring-a-Los over a hotdog sausage and eat it

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  • Dead China DollDead China Doll Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Hummus and pita bread makes a great late night snack.

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  • ZebesianPirateZebesianPirate Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    #pipe wrote: »
    A friend of mine, who at the time was nicknamed Captain Munch bought, and consumed $78 dollars worth of Magnum icecreams.

    In a separate incident he ate three large Pizza Hut Pizzas by himself in 15 minutes.

    edit: NOT CONDOMS OK

    these guys:
    roll_magnum7sins.jpg

    only not german

    I remember those guys. Also, I have no idea what some of these American products are supposed to be. Flat Earth?

    Oh, I see. They are those. We don't have them.

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  • FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Get Pizza, but replace the Tomatoe sauce with BBQ sauce. Than for toppings you're gonna want a type of beef topping (groundbeef) a type of pork(both sausage and bacon bits for extra awesome) and some chicken, maybe turkey. Commence countdown to DELICIOUS

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  • Dead China DollDead China Doll Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    mix a bag of m&m's in with a bag of buttery popcorn

    mmm-mmm delicious

    Ah god that is good.

    Fixing chocolate chips with raisins also happens to be very tasty.

    So are chocolate chips and crackers.

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  • monsterrormonsterror HEY ASSBUTT Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    If you mix M&Ms and Skittles, it's called S&Ms

    Do the popcorn and m&ms idea, but add reese's and top with chocolate syrup.

    Salty + Sweet = Delicious.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited August 2007
    buy some beef jerky

    oh and some pork chops

    late night cooking is the most fun

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited August 2007
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    jesus fucking christ

    does the bag come with a free pair of birkenstocks or maybe a bottle of patchouli oil

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    maybe he was about to set sail and needed sustenance for the long arduous journey



    my mother is going away for the weekend so i got the place to myself and i am planning to get some pizza and beer and

    that is my plan

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  • FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I love eating Reese Cups like its a peanut buttery vagina
    I love eating Vagina like it's a sour candy

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    It is a good plan.

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Franko wrote: »
    I love eating Reese Cups like its a peanut buttery vagina
    I love eating Vagina like it's a sour candy


    Have you ever even been near a Vagina Franko?

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  • FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Franko wrote: »
    I love eating Reese Cups like its a peanut buttery vagina
    I love eating Vagina like it's a sour candy


    Have you ever even been near a Vagina Franko?

    No I'm typing from inside my mother's womb
    (2 months baby, and I'm out!)

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    tfs those are some terrible looking chips

    maybe they taste good

    but if a large bag of them doesnt make you feel sick there is no point

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I am eating PBJ on a hot dog bun.

    No hot dog.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    PUT A DAMN HOT DOG ON THERE AND REPORT BACK

    #pipe on
  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I DONT WANT TO MAEK A HOT DOGS NOW

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Get some prego, some spagetti noodles, some spicy italian sausages and a bottle of red wine, like a table chianti (I recommend bell'agio).

    Then make yourself some motherfucking spagetti. Its relatively quick, I mean, fuck, boil your sausages in a pan, drain them, add some oil, brown them, then pour the sauce over and spice to your taste. Add some red wine to the sauce once you've boiled away some of the liquid. Like a half cup. Then boil your pasta, drain it, put some sauce over it and have a glass of the red to help wash things down. If you're hungry enough, this will be some real gourmet shit.

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    fruit is not chips

    its just dried fruit

    its like saying that a bag of nuts is candy

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Get some prego, some spagetti noodles, some spicy italian sausages and a bottle of red wine, like a table chianti (I recommend bell'agio).

    Then make yourself some motherfucking spagetti. Its relatively quick, I mean, fuck, boil your sausages in a pan, drain them, add some oil, brown them, then pour the sauce over and spice to your taste. Add some red wine to the sauce once you've boiled away some of the liquid. Like a half cup. Then boil your pasta, drain it, put some sauce over it and have a glass of the red to help wash things down. If you're hungry enough, this will be some real gourmet shit.

    volyu spaghetti is not noodles ok it is pasta they are two different things.

    #pipe on
  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    #pipe wrote: »
    Get some prego, some spagetti noodles, some spicy italian sausages and a bottle of red wine, like a table chianti (I recommend bell'agio).

    Then make yourself some motherfucking spagetti. Its relatively quick, I mean, fuck, boil your sausages in a pan, drain them, add some oil, brown them, then pour the sauce over and spice to your taste. Add some red wine to the sauce once you've boiled away some of the liquid. Like a half cup. Then boil your pasta, drain it, put some sauce over it and have a glass of the red to help wash things down. If you're hungry enough, this will be some real gourmet shit.

    volyu spaghetti is not noodles ok it is pasta they are two different things.

    The Red Chinese would have you think differently.

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  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited August 2007
    I just spent sixty damn dollars

    what the hell do I have to show for it

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited August 2007
    some beef jerky

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  • Dead China DollDead China Doll Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    A month's supply of M&M's and popcorn?

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Guys it's almost 2 in the morning and I'm bored.

    And it's really warm in here.

    And some shitty john travolta movie is on, but it hurts too much to get up and grab the remote.


    this sucks

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    Get drunk Filler.

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  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR CHILDREN ARE

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited August 2007
    I thought about that, but I don't wanna.


    I have a big day of....

    Actually... I guess I could.

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