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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    I get paid to go drink beer with Weaver.

    You deserve a raise

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    erisian popeerisian pope Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    It must be difficult to make plates with short hands.

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I spent an hour this morning bullshitting with my boss's boss about cell phone and data plans for his laptop.

    Other times he has me helping him to setup his PS2 and get his new HDTV working.

    It's nice.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Hunter wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    I get paid to go drink beer with Weaver.

    You deserve a raise

    Jealousy gets you nowhere Hunter.

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I get paid to sit and think


    usually on a deck with a beer

    or at starbucks

    and I maek poast

    Stale on
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    arod_77arod_77 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    Dumb Hero wrote: »
    I spent an hour this morning bullshitting with my boss's boss about cell phone and data plans for his laptop.

    Other times he has me helping him to setup his PS2 and get his new HDTV working.

    It's nice.

    haha, yes, I get this too where my boss's direct superior likes me and we just shoot the shit about games while discussing court cases

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    NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    was it really necessary to put the word "sit" in there?

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Nogs wrote: »
    was it really necessary to put the word "sit" in there?

    clever boy

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited September 2007
    I build e-learning and web applications for a very large investment company.

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    TrillianTrillian Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I work in an internet farm making webpages and lolcats jokes all day.

    Trillian on

    They cast a shadow like a sundial in the morning light. It was half past 10.
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    Eastern GlowEastern Glow Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I sell plasma for $30 a pop. Thinking about getting into the sperm business.

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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Thinatos wrote: »
    I'm currently temping at WaMu, in the auditing department. It's not exactly exciting, but it pays the bills. However, the stupid bitch in the cubicle across from me has the fucking worst smoker's cough I've ever heard from someone who's not constantly taking oxygen. It's fucking obnoxious, every two minutes it sounds like she's losing a goddamn lung. She need to fucking stop fucking smoking before I beat the holy hell out of her, because how can you be that fucking retarded?
    It's also worth noting that Doris (not her actual name) also plays country music all day.

    I call her "Doris" because her voice sounds very similar to Doris from The Critic.

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    OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Chuck E Cheese still.

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    ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I sell plasma for $30 a pop. Thinking about getting into the sperm business.

    can't you only do that like once a month

    or less

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    ZeroFill wrote: »
    I sell plasma for $30 a pop. Thinking about getting into the sperm business.

    can't you only do that like once a month

    or less
    i have a question

    about your sig







    whut

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    i mean it looks like a maytag service man putting on a red condom to fuck a cow that has a human head

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    ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    it's obviously a little sister




    ginger drew it for me

    it's very special

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited September 2007
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    he's fucking a cow with a little sister head?

    fucking a big daddy with a little sister head?

    what is the maytag man fucking

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    ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    oh jesus

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    ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
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    cheshirecheshire Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Thinatos wrote: »
    Thinatos wrote: »
    I'm currently temping at WaMu, in the auditing department. It's not exactly exciting, but it pays the bills. However, the stupid bitch in the cubicle across from me has the fucking worst smoker's cough I've ever heard from someone who's not constantly taking oxygen. It's fucking obnoxious, every two minutes it sounds like she's losing a goddamn lung. She need to fucking stop fucking smoking before I beat the holy hell out of her, because how can you be that fucking retarded?
    It's also worth noting that Doris (not her actual name) also plays country music all day.

    I call her "Doris" because her voice sounds very similar to Doris from The Critic.

    I used to work for WaMu. The people I worked with all smoked and hacked up their lungs all day.

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    ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I think someone over there figured out that if they hire smokers, and then not cover them for self-inflicted illnesses, they can save loads on health insurance

    genius

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    sentimental despairsentimental despair __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    i work at Rough Creek Lodge....where they make the best food EVER!!!!! 1700 acres of hunting, 4 wheeling, fine dining, swimming, and rich bastards.

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    RageRage Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Where is this nirvana you speak of...

    Rage on
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    JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I do a ton of web related programming all day for a company.

    I'm starting my first company later this month which will be an online store for selling some digital art in various formats.

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    sentimental despairsentimental despair __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    glen rose texas......tis teh shizzzzz

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    B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Holy shit TFS has the best of sigs/avatar combos.

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    Fatty McBeardoFatty McBeardo Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I design and build messaging systems (email, essentially) for big companies. I have my hands in Exchange, Active Directory, DNS, antispam products, and a shit ton of other stuff that runs on both *nix and Windows.

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    Carl with a KCarl with a K Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    i started school today and now i get up at 5:30 in the morning, and get home at like 6 in the evening because i have work after school and im like dying or something

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    MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    So guys

    I just got home from surgery.

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    you had your vagina removed?

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    i started school today and now i get up at 5:30 in the morning, and get home at like 6 in the evening because i have work after school and im like dying or something

    man up you terrible terrible pussy

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    sentimental despairsentimental despair __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    a vagina enhancement?

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    coldbird.coldbird. Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    i sell snow

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    sentimental despairsentimental despair __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    is it yellow??
    can you eat it??

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    MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I got a metal bar taken out of my chest. Because I didn't have a sternum.

    Now that I'm normal, you wanna make out Rane?

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    Carl with a KCarl with a K Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Stale wrote: »
    i started school today and now i get up at 5:30 in the morning, and get home at like 6 in the evening because i have work after school and im like dying or something

    man up you terrible terrible pussy
    im so lazy

    it is my one downfall as a human being

    Carl with a K on
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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    WaMu

    no

    WaMu

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