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R.I.P. Mr Jones

StarfuckStarfuck Registered User, ClubPA regular
edited September 2007 in Social Entropy++
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http://www.nytimes.com/2007/08/30/business/30jones.html?ref=business

This man was a lifting legend, with a sometimes fuckhead band of followers, but nonetheless, the man was a mean lifter and brought a lot to the table.

Jones is probably most infamous for the legendary tale of putting 60+ pounds on Casey Viator in one month to prep him for a Mr. American contest I believe.
http://www.davedraper.com/arthur-jones-and-casey-viator-by-wedan.html
Although, this is one of those stories that is highly disputed, and it has always been said that Viator was juiced out of his head at the time, 60 pounds is a lot.

Anyway, I was a big fan of Arthur Jones articles and teachings. I don't think he's written anything in quite a while, but I just always thought he was a badass, chain-smoking, weightlifting, womanizing, elephant hunter.

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    FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Whats wrong with his face?

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    JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    He should have taken that picture with a safari hat on.

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    Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Mr. Jones once said, according to his son, “I shot 630 elephants and 63 men, and I regret the elephants more.”
    630 elephants? Fuck that's alotta elephants.

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    630 elephants?

    what a piece of shit

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    NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    me

    me and

    mr. jones

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    mr. jones and me

    tell each other fairy tales

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I thought that Dave Draper site was Dave D. Raper.

    What an unfortunate name to have, I thought. Almost as bad as Robert Raper.

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    KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    I'm the Assistant to Mr. Raper

    Ass. Raper

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought of Counting Crows instead of weight lifting.

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited September 2007
    Shorty wrote: »
    I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought of Counting Crows instead of weight lifting.

    I thought of Counting Crows and then Mike Jones

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I thought of counting crows and then mike jones and then pony

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited September 2007
    that is a fucking ton of elephants

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    that is a fucking ton of elephants

    several tons! ah he he

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    bongibongi regular
    edited September 2007
    man what a butt

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    yeah fuck this guy

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    JoJoHoraHoraJoJoHoraHora ItalyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Starfuck wrote: »
    Anyway, I was a big fan of Arthur Jones articles and teachings. I don't think he's written anything in quite a while, but I just always thought he was a badass, chain-smoking, weightlifting, womanizing, elephant hunter.

    and he built Rapture.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    That guy has the most misshapen head I've ever seen outside of a carnival freak show or the Southern US.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    who's this fag eh

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    gneGnegneGne Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    What an asshole.

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    ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    what an ugly man

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Oh sure it's easy to say that now, after he's gone and can't kick your guys' asses.

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    pfft he can't even kill an elephant without a gun

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    ZephosZephos Climbin in yo ski lifts, snatchin your people up. MichiganRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Skull Man wrote: »
    630 elephants?

    what a piece of shit

    actually in some areas they are overpopulated, thus end up starving to death. Any elephant hunting done now is strictly regulated in order to provide the greatest benefit to the herd.

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    The_DcipleThe_Dciple Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I thought this had something to do with the Talking Heads.

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    MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Moriveth wrote: »
    I thought that Dave Draper site was Dave D. Raper.

    What an unfortunate name to have, I thought. Almost as bad as Robert Raper.

    I've mentioned this before.

    Nearby here they have something like the largest Recreational Vehicle lot in the country. Owned by a Mr. Thomas Raper.

    WELCOME TO RAPER COUNTRY proclaim the billboards

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Is his name Dick by any chance? Any relatives maybe?

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    MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Damn for glorified mobile homes, some of these things are fucking expensive.

    $101,000?

    fuck, my grandma's trailer was like 30k and didn't have a toilet that smelled like chemicals


    they basically charge you 70k for an engine and wheels

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    [ink][ink] Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Oh, wow. That's classy as fuck.

    "Tom Raper
    where fun begins"

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