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OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
edited September 2007 in Social Entropy++
i've been wanting to get into knitting for a while

my grandmother says that it is a very relaxing hobby, and i'm kind of an anxious dude

so does anyone have any advice for me re: starting in the ancient and distinguished art of crocheting/knitting

i'm looking at you, sheri

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    NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    knit yourself a tampon

    for that burgeoning vagina of yours

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    PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    teefs made a blanket.

    That's all I know.

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    haha

    oh ori

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    Dely AppleDely Apple Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    See the Tailoring trainer in your capital city of choice.

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Do chainmail

    manly knitting.

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    i've been wanting to get into knitting for a while

    my grandmother says that it is a very relaxing hobby, and i'm kind of an anxious dude

    so does anyone have any advice for me re: starting in the ancient and distinguished art of crocheting/knitting

    i'm looking at you, sheri

    Man she still hasn't taught me a goddamn thing

    good luck.

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    Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    WTF is with this bracket shit [seriously wtf?]

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    NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Bendery wrote: »
    WTF is with this bracket shit [seriously wtf?]

    new rule

    thread titles must be made explicit

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    fucking brackets

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    SamuelSamuel Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Every Tuesday evening at my work is "Knitting Night", wherein I have to babysit about 20 teenage girls all making really ugly cardigans.

    Embarrassing grandmothers in the making right there.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Honestly, herbalism and alchemy is a better profession choice then knitting.

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Real men do leather tanning with the skin of your enemies.

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    Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Samuel wrote: »
    Every Tuesday evening at my work is "Knitting Night", wherein I have to babysit about 20 teenage girls all making really ugly cardigans.

    Embarrassing grandmothers in the making right there.

    are they cute?

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    NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    we''l find a way to turn lead into gold some day

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    bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    ori i bought a couple of books for my girlfriend called 'stitch and bitch' and 'stitch and bitch nation'

    they are like normal knitting books but they have stuff in there like ipod socks and hoodies rather than oversized turtlenecks with criss-cross patterns

    i mean if you really want to start knitting you could look into it

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    Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I'd like some one to knit me a hat.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Nuzak wrote: »
    we''l find a way to turn lead into gold some day

    I'm processing my Philosopher's Stone right now in the furnace.

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Knit yourself a time portal. Then go back in time and kill hitler when he was just lil' hitler.

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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Bendery wrote: »
    I'd like some one to knit me a hat for my knob.

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    Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    this would also be nice, I'm sure knob would appreciate it.

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    NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Knit yourself a time portal. Then go back in time and kill hitler when he was just lil' hitler.

    but then what do we do with the extra jews

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    Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    open a law firm.

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Nuzak wrote: »
    Knit yourself a time portal. Then go back in time and kill hitler when he was just lil' hitler.

    but then what do we do with the extra jews

    Sacrifice to the old gods. Because those old gods do not fuck around. They will fuck your shit up.

    Also i am imagining Lil' Hitler as a baby, all with his hitler stache

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    knit some condoms

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Nuzak wrote: »
    Knit yourself a time portal. Then go back in time and kill hitler when he was just lil' hitler.

    but then what do we do with the extra jews

    They can balance the budget

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Nuzak wrote: »
    Knit yourself a time portal. Then go back in time and kill hitler when he was just lil' hitler.

    but then what do we do with the extra jews
    i wish to make a counter-offensive joke but i keep reading EXTRA JAWS EXTRA JAWS and oh gosh we can't battle all these sharks, we need hitler after all!

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    The next two movies on my netflix queue are Falling Down and Adventures in Babysitting.

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    erisian popeerisian pope Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    bsjezz wrote: »
    ori i bought a couple of books for my girlfriend called 'stitch and bitch' and 'stitch and bitch nation'

    they are like normal knitting books but they have stuff in there like ipod socks and hoodies rather than oversized turtlenecks with criss-cross patterns

    i mean if you really want to start knitting you could look into it

    Yeah

    Cuz there's nothing gay at all about a man wearing his ipod in a homemade knitted coozy.

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    bsjezz wrote: »
    ori i bought a couple of books for my girlfriend called 'stitch and bitch' and 'stitch and bitch nation'

    they are like normal knitting books but they have stuff in there like ipod socks and hoodies rather than oversized turtlenecks with criss-cross patterns

    i mean if you really want to start knitting you could look into it

    Yeah

    Cuz there's nothing gay at all about a man wearing his ipod in a homemade knitted coozy.

    You could always knit yourself a pair of testicles.

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    erisian popeerisian pope Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    NotACrook wrote: »
    bsjezz wrote: »
    ori i bought a couple of books for my girlfriend called 'stitch and bitch' and 'stitch and bitch nation'

    they are like normal knitting books but they have stuff in there like ipod socks and hoodies rather than oversized turtlenecks with criss-cross patterns

    i mean if you really want to start knitting you could look into it

    Yeah

    Cuz there's nothing gay at all about a man wearing his ipod in a homemade knitted coozy.

    You could always knit yourself a pair of testicles.

    But I haven't mastered the K2 Rib stitch...

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    RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Demolition Man.

    I had to look that up, btw. I knew the movie but couldn't remember the name.

    Also, his character's name? John Spartan. Halo Wat?

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2007
    bsjezz wrote: »
    ori i bought a couple of books for my girlfriend called 'stitch and bitch' and 'stitch and bitch nation'

    they are like normal knitting books but they have stuff in there like ipod socks and hoodies rather than oversized turtlenecks with criss-cross patterns

    i mean if you really want to start knitting you could look into it

    thanks! i was half-serious

    t ruckus you're pretty gay

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