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Orikaeshigitae

i've been wanting to get into knitting for a while

my grandmother says that it is a very relaxing hobby, and i'm kind of an anxious dude

so does anyone have any advice for me re: starting in the ancient and distinguished art of crocheting/knitting

i'm looking at you, sheri

Nuzak

knit yourself a tampon

for that burgeoning vagina of yours

PotU

teefs made a blanket.

That's all I know.

Skull Man

haha

oh ori

Dely Apple

See the Tailoring trainer in your capital city of choice.

Xaquin

Do chainmail

manly knitting.

Abracadaniel

Orikaeshigitae wrote: »

i've been wanting to get into knitting for a while

my grandmother says that it is a very relaxing hobby, and i'm kind of an anxious dude

so does anyone have any advice for me re: starting in the ancient and distinguished art of crocheting/knitting

i'm looking at you, sheri

Man she still hasn't taught me a goddamn thing

good luck.

Bendery It Like Beckham

WTF is with this bracket shit [seriously wtf?]

Nuzak

Bendery wrote: »

WTF is with this bracket shit [seriously wtf?]

new rule

thread titles must be made explicit

Weaver

fucking brackets

Samuel

Every Tuesday evening at my work is "Knitting Night", wherein I have to babysit about 20 teenage girls all making really ugly cardigans.

Embarrassing grandmothers in the making right there.

Hunter

Honestly, herbalism and alchemy is a better profession choice then knitting.

lostwords

Real men do leather tanning with the skin of your enemies.

Bendery It Like Beckham

Samuel wrote: »

Every Tuesday evening at my work is "Knitting Night", wherein I have to babysit about 20 teenage girls all making really ugly cardigans.

Embarrassing grandmothers in the making right there.

are they cute?

Nuzak

we''l find a way to turn lead into gold some day

bsjezz

ori i bought a couple of books for my girlfriend called 'stitch and bitch' and 'stitch and bitch nation'

they are like normal knitting books but they have stuff in there like ipod socks and hoodies rather than oversized turtlenecks with criss-cross patterns

i mean if you really want to start knitting you could look into it

Bendery It Like Beckham

I'd like some one to knit me a hat.

Hunter

Nuzak wrote: »

we''l find a way to turn lead into gold some day

I'm processing my Philosopher's Stone right now in the furnace.

STATE OF THE ART ROBOT

Knit yourself a time portal. Then go back in time and kill hitler when he was just lil' hitler.

Silmaril

Bendery wrote: »

I'd like some one to knit me a hat for my knob.

Bendery It Like Beckham

this would also be nice, I'm sure knob would appreciate it.

Nuzak

STATE OF THE ART ROBOT wrote: »

Knit yourself a time portal. Then go back in time and kill hitler when he was just lil' hitler.

but then what do we do with the extra jews

Bendery It Like Beckham

open a law firm.

STATE OF THE ART ROBOT

Nuzak wrote: »

STATE OF THE ART ROBOT wrote: »

Knit yourself a time portal. Then go back in time and kill hitler when he was just lil' hitler.

but then what do we do with the extra jews

Sacrifice to the old gods. Because those old gods do not fuck around. They will fuck your shit up.

Also i am imagining Lil' Hitler as a baby, all with his hitler stache

Faricazy

knit some condoms

Hunter

Nuzak wrote: »

STATE OF THE ART ROBOT wrote: »

Knit yourself a time portal. Then go back in time and kill hitler when he was just lil' hitler.

but then what do we do with the extra jews

They can balance the budget

Faricazy

Nuzak wrote: »

STATE OF THE ART ROBOT wrote: »

Knit yourself a time portal. Then go back in time and kill hitler when he was just lil' hitler.

but then what do we do with the extra jews

i wish to make a counter-offensive joke but i keep reading EXTRA JAWS EXTRA JAWS and oh gosh we can't battle all these sharks, we need hitler after all!

NotASenator

The next two movies on my netflix queue are Falling Down and Adventures in Babysitting.

erisian pope

bsjezz wrote: »

ori i bought a couple of books for my girlfriend called 'stitch and bitch' and 'stitch and bitch nation'

they are like normal knitting books but they have stuff in there like ipod socks and hoodies rather than oversized turtlenecks with criss-cross patterns

i mean if you really want to start knitting you could look into it

Yeah

Cuz there's nothing gay at all about a man wearing his ipod in a homemade knitted coozy.

NotASenator

erisian pope wrote: »

bsjezz wrote: »

ori i bought a couple of books for my girlfriend called 'stitch and bitch' and 'stitch and bitch nation'

they are like normal knitting books but they have stuff in there like ipod socks and hoodies rather than oversized turtlenecks with criss-cross patterns

i mean if you really want to start knitting you could look into it

Yeah

Cuz there's nothing gay at all about a man wearing his ipod in a homemade knitted coozy.

You could always knit yourself a pair of testicles.

erisian pope

NotACrook wrote: »

erisian pope wrote: »

bsjezz wrote: »

ori i bought a couple of books for my girlfriend called 'stitch and bitch' and 'stitch and bitch nation'

they are like normal knitting books but they have stuff in there like ipod socks and hoodies rather than oversized turtlenecks with criss-cross patterns

i mean if you really want to start knitting you could look into it

Yeah

Cuz there's nothing gay at all about a man wearing his ipod in a homemade knitted coozy.

You could always knit yourself a pair of testicles.

But I haven't mastered the K2 Rib stitch...

Ruckus

Demolition Man.

I had to look that up, btw. I knew the movie but couldn't remember the name.

Also, his character's name? John Spartan. Halo Wat?

Orikaeshigitae

bsjezz wrote: »

ori i bought a couple of books for my girlfriend called 'stitch and bitch' and 'stitch and bitch nation'

they are like normal knitting books but they have stuff in there like ipod socks and hoodies rather than oversized turtlenecks with criss-cross patterns

i mean if you really want to start knitting you could look into it

thanks! i was half-serious

t ruckus you're pretty gay