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Beaten by a minivan (story thread)

MKRMKR Registered User regular
edited September 2007 in Social Entropy++
On the way home from class tonight, I saw a green mustang coming up behind me fast, weaving through traffic, being pursued by an old minivan. They nearly slammed in to a semi and cut right through several red lights.

Drug deal gone bad, or most awkward street race ever?

What kind of crazy stuff have you witnessed going to/from wherever you go?

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  • Dely AppleDely Apple Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    This one time, I saw rans shoot Tupac

    Then Graves got jailed

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  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    weeoo weeoo

    vroom vroom

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    On my way to school I saw someone try to drift around a corner, only to smash headfirst into a big white plastic fence.

    Douchebags hahahaha.

    Also I've seen one of the school's art teachers skateboarding/longboarding through traffic on main streets while high. (him not me)

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  • TalonTalon Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    a shooting where three innocent bystanders were hit

    the two guys managed to get up and hobble away

    but the woman never got up off the curb

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I saw a guy get hit by a car once and his skateboard broke in half, and this dude ran up to him and the guy asks "where's my skateboard?" and the other guy says "it's gone, man."

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  • Captain CrunchCaptain Crunch Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I've seen an old woman spray mace onto a guys face while he was waiting for the light to go green.

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  • KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    Someone got shot next to my building and the shooter hid on the stairs.

    It happened day-before-yesterday.

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  • jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    One night I was driving home on the back roads and I saw a car up ahead approaching on a cross street. I was moving pretty fast and I thought it would be just my luck if that was a cop, so when I saw him turn in behind me I slowed down a little. Sure enough 3 seconds later he comes flying up behind me and starts riding my bumper. I still can't tell if its a cop or not so I just drive casually at about the speed limit - pretty soon he passes me on a double yellow and it's a fucking white Honda Oddessy or something mini-van. I'm like oh shits I just got served by a mini-van but whatever I had my puppy dog in the back, I wasn't in any mood to race anyway.

    Oh one time I also saw a woman giving birth in the supermarket....

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  • jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    SERIOUS clean up on aisle three.

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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    a lot of people are getting shot

    damn

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  • TalonTalon Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    god I don't even want to talk about all the people I've seen shot

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I saw a speeding drunk driver hit a parked car.

    That wasn't pretty.

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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    a drowned man's limp body being yanked out of the river Tiber and wheeled into an ambulance

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2007
    jwalk wrote: »
    SERIOUS clean up on aisle three.
    It's called a 'wet 100'

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  • Captain CrunchCaptain Crunch Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Talon wrote: »
    god I don't even want to talk about all the people I've seen shot

    Thankfully I've never seen that.
    But I heard someone commit suicide, all me and a few of my friends heard was a loud blast, according to my friend's mom a guy shot himself with a shotgun.

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  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I once saw a guy die after shooting himself next door. I heard the gunshot, but assumed it was from the construction nearby.

    Asshole changed his mind about 5 minutes and 4 pints later and started calling for help. I called 911, but it was too late.

    That's what being indecisive gets you. :^:

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I heard a guy kill himself.

    There was a house a block down where this dude took these 2 eldery people hostage, but let them go and offed himself.

    The cops barricaded the roads and directed all traffic through my yard sale.

    That was a pretty good day actually.

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  • jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I saw an extremely drunk guy smashing his car into several other parked and/or moving cars in the middle of a busy downtown street. Eventually some bold citizen reached into his window, punched him in the head several times, then opened the door and dragged him out onto the street, where he proceeded to beat the everloving shit out of him for several minutes until the cops showed up.

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  • TalonTalon Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    the loss of hearing after the blast

    feeling warmth all over your face

    reaching up and touching the pieces

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    TWO MINUTES AND THIRTY SECONDS?!

    Guys I think I'm gonna cry, should I cry?

    I think I should cry

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited September 2007
    i've lived a very boring life, i don't have any exciting stories

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  • Wombat!!Wombat!! Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I saw a white altima speeding along behind us on our way back home from PAX. All of a sudden he passes 3 cars on a double yellow coming up to a red light, with people oncoming, only to swerve back into our lane and stop at the red, only to randomly peel out right after stopping and doing a u turn through the oncoming traffic.

    We were so pissed.

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  • Captain CrunchCaptain Crunch Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Graves wrote: »
    TWO MINUTES AND THIRTY SECONDS?!

    Guys I think I'm gonna cry, should I cry?

    I think I should cry

    You have to wait that long between posts when you're jailed?

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  • DocDoc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2007
    On the way to do a university visit, a minivan passed us going 90 or so, swerved, and rolled at least 4 times.

    It was a mom and three daughters. Two of the daughters were ejected from the minivan, since the mom was the only one in a seatbelt. We were maybe 200 yards behind them when it happened.

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  • KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2007
    Graves wrote: »
    TWO MINUTES AND THIRTY SECONDS?!

    Guys I think I'm gonna cry, should I cry?

    I think I should cry

    What'd you get jailed for?

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  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Doc wrote: »
    On the way to do a university visit, a minivan passed us going 90 or so, swerved, and rolled at least 4 times.

    It was a mom and three daughters. Two of the daughters were ejected from the minivan, since the mom was the only one in a seatbelt. We were maybe 200 yards behind them when it happened.

    I doubt they'll ever quibble about seatbelts again.

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  • SoupSoup Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    an old lady drove down the wrong side of the road, hit the car I was in

    didn't even know she hit us

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  • Captain CrunchCaptain Crunch Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Doc wrote: »
    On the way to do a university visit, a minivan passed us going 90 or so, swerved, and rolled at least 4 times.

    It was a mom and three daughters. Two of the daughters were ejected from the minivan, since the mom was the only one in a seatbelt. We were maybe 200 yards behind them when it happened.

    Did they survive?

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  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Killjoy wrote: »
    Graves wrote: »
    TWO MINUTES AND THIRTY SECONDS?!

    Guys I think I'm gonna cry, should I cry?

    I think I should cry

    What'd you get jailed for?

    he said the Don't Say That Word Word

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Killjoy wrote: »
    Graves wrote: »
    TWO MINUTES AND THIRTY SECONDS?!

    Guys I think I'm gonna cry, should I cry?

    I think I should cry

    What'd you get jailed for?

    Racism.

    Specifically: posting lyrics containing the n-word.

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Sup my doods this is Meiss
    People like me because I'm nice
    I never argue, or be problematic
    Try to receive me, but they just get static
    'Cuz of that, they say I'm slow
    But they're all high on vitamins and blow
    Been here for a while, some know my name
    Being retardeds my thing, and it's also my game

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  • DocDoc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2007
    Doc wrote: »
    On the way to do a university visit, a minivan passed us going 90 or so, swerved, and rolled at least 4 times.

    It was a mom and three daughters. Two of the daughters were ejected from the minivan, since the mom was the only one in a seatbelt. We were maybe 200 yards behind them when it happened.

    Did they survive?

    One was dead at the scene and the girl who didn't get ejected later died from internal injuries.

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  • Captain CrunchCaptain Crunch Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Doc wrote: »
    Doc wrote: »
    On the way to do a university visit, a minivan passed us going 90 or so, swerved, and rolled at least 4 times.

    It was a mom and three daughters. Two of the daughters were ejected from the minivan, since the mom was the only one in a seatbelt. We were maybe 200 yards behind them when it happened.

    Did they survive?

    One was dead at the scene and the girl who didn't get ejected later died from internal injuries.

    Thats horrible.
    I don't think I can handle seeing a dead person, thats why I'll never be a coroner...

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  • Wombat!!Wombat!! Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    One of the funnyist and most horrific things that has happened lately was that a schoolbus was heading down Marine Drive, a strait road with a very sudden curve in it.

    All of a sudden, as they were approaching the turn, a car slides in front of them from around the corner, goes off the road and starts rolling. The driver gets ejected from the car, only to have it roll and land on his, crushing him.

    The bus was full of elementary schoolers.

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited September 2007
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Sup my doods this is Meiss
    People like me because I'm nice
    I never argue, or be problematic
    Try to receive me, but they just get static
    'Cuz of that, they say I'm slow
    But they're all high on vitamins and blow
    Been here for a while, some know my name
    Being retardeds my thing, and it's also my game

    that took you all week didn't it

    bongi on
  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    bongi wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Sup my doods this is Meiss
    People like me because I'm nice
    I never argue, or be problematic
    Try to receive me, but they just get static
    'Cuz of that, they say I'm slow
    But they're all high on vitamins and blow
    Been here for a while, some know my name
    Being retardeds my thing, and it's also my game

    that took you all week didn't it

    Naw man, I got the flow
    I've got decent skills, doesn't it show?

    Meissnerd on
  • bongibongi regular
    edited September 2007
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Sup my doods this is Meiss
    People like me because I'm nice
    I never argue, or be problematic
    Try to receive me, but they just get static
    'Cuz of that, they say I'm slow
    But they're all high on vitamins and blow
    Been here for a while, some know my name
    Being retardeds my thing, and it's also my game

    that took you all week didn't it

    Naw man, I got the flow
    I've got decent skills, doesn't it show?

    dogg i gotta break it to yo'
    something something something no


    gangsta signs

    bongi on
  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    bongi wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Sup my doods this is Meiss
    People like me because I'm nice
    I never argue, or be problematic
    Try to receive me, but they just get static
    'Cuz of that, they say I'm slow
    But they're all high on vitamins and blow
    Been here for a while, some know my name
    Being retardeds my thing, and it's also my game

    that took you all week didn't it

    Naw man, I got the flow
    I've got decent skills, doesn't it show?

    dogg i gotta break it to yo'
    something something something no


    gangsta signs

    Man that's ill
    Gonna send you a bill
    You best pay fast
    Or you gonna get gassed

    Meissnerd on
  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Noooo. If it turns in to a lyrics thread it will die. :(

    MKR on
  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Man I am just rapping

    Those are all original rhymes

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