On the way home from class tonight, I saw a green mustang coming up behind me fast, weaving through traffic, being pursued by an old minivan. They nearly slammed in to a semi and cut right through several red lights.
Drug deal gone bad, or most awkward street race ever?
What kind of crazy stuff have you witnessed going to/from wherever you go?
I saw a guy get hit by a car once and his skateboard broke in half, and this dude ran up to him and the guy asks "where's my skateboard?" and the other guy says "it's gone, man."
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One night I was driving home on the back roads and I saw a car up ahead approaching on a cross street. I was moving pretty fast and I thought it would be just my luck if that was a cop, so when I saw him turn in behind me I slowed down a little. Sure enough 3 seconds later he comes flying up behind me and starts riding my bumper. I still can't tell if its a cop or not so I just drive casually at about the speed limit - pretty soon he passes me on a double yellow and it's a fucking white Honda Oddessy or something mini-van. I'm like oh shits I just got served by a mini-van but whatever I had my puppy dog in the back, I wasn't in any mood to race anyway.
Oh one time I also saw a woman giving birth in the supermarket....
god I don't even want to talk about all the people I've seen shot
Thankfully I've never seen that.
But I heard someone commit suicide, all me and a few of my friends heard was a loud blast, according to my friend's mom a guy shot himself with a shotgun.
I saw an extremely drunk guy smashing his car into several other parked and/or moving cars in the middle of a busy downtown street. Eventually some bold citizen reached into his window, punched him in the head several times, then opened the door and dragged him out onto the street, where he proceeded to beat the everloving shit out of him for several minutes until the cops showed up.
I saw a white altima speeding along behind us on our way back home from PAX. All of a sudden he passes 3 cars on a double yellow coming up to a red light, with people oncoming, only to swerve back into our lane and stop at the red, only to randomly peel out right after stopping and doing a u turn through the oncoming traffic.
On the way to do a university visit, a minivan passed us going 90 or so, swerved, and rolled at least 4 times.
It was a mom and three daughters. Two of the daughters were ejected from the minivan, since the mom was the only one in a seatbelt. We were maybe 200 yards behind them when it happened.
On the way to do a university visit, a minivan passed us going 90 or so, swerved, and rolled at least 4 times.
It was a mom and three daughters. Two of the daughters were ejected from the minivan, since the mom was the only one in a seatbelt. We were maybe 200 yards behind them when it happened.
I doubt they'll ever quibble about seatbelts again.
On the way to do a university visit, a minivan passed us going 90 or so, swerved, and rolled at least 4 times.
It was a mom and three daughters. Two of the daughters were ejected from the minivan, since the mom was the only one in a seatbelt. We were maybe 200 yards behind them when it happened.
Sup my doods this is Meiss
People like me because I'm nice
I never argue, or be problematic
Try to receive me, but they just get static
'Cuz of that, they say I'm slow
But they're all high on vitamins and blow
Been here for a while, some know my name
Being retardeds my thing, and it's also my game
On the way to do a university visit, a minivan passed us going 90 or so, swerved, and rolled at least 4 times.
It was a mom and three daughters. Two of the daughters were ejected from the minivan, since the mom was the only one in a seatbelt. We were maybe 200 yards behind them when it happened.
Did they survive?
One was dead at the scene and the girl who didn't get ejected later died from internal injuries.
On the way to do a university visit, a minivan passed us going 90 or so, swerved, and rolled at least 4 times.
It was a mom and three daughters. Two of the daughters were ejected from the minivan, since the mom was the only one in a seatbelt. We were maybe 200 yards behind them when it happened.
Did they survive?
One was dead at the scene and the girl who didn't get ejected later died from internal injuries.
Thats horrible.
I don't think I can handle seeing a dead person, thats why I'll never be a coroner...
One of the funnyist and most horrific things that has happened lately was that a schoolbus was heading down Marine Drive, a strait road with a very sudden curve in it.
All of a sudden, as they were approaching the turn, a car slides in front of them from around the corner, goes off the road and starts rolling. The driver gets ejected from the car, only to have it roll and land on his, crushing him.
Sup my doods this is Meiss
People like me because I'm nice
I never argue, or be problematic
Try to receive me, but they just get static
'Cuz of that, they say I'm slow
But they're all high on vitamins and blow
Been here for a while, some know my name
Being retardeds my thing, and it's also my game
Sup my doods this is Meiss
People like me because I'm nice
I never argue, or be problematic
Try to receive me, but they just get static
'Cuz of that, they say I'm slow
But they're all high on vitamins and blow
Been here for a while, some know my name
Being retardeds my thing, and it's also my game
that took you all week didn't it
Naw man, I got the flow
I've got decent skills, doesn't it show?
Sup my doods this is Meiss
People like me because I'm nice
I never argue, or be problematic
Try to receive me, but they just get static
'Cuz of that, they say I'm slow
But they're all high on vitamins and blow
Been here for a while, some know my name
Being retardeds my thing, and it's also my game
that took you all week didn't it
Naw man, I got the flow
I've got decent skills, doesn't it show?
dogg i gotta break it to yo'
something something something no
Sup my doods this is Meiss
People like me because I'm nice
I never argue, or be problematic
Try to receive me, but they just get static
'Cuz of that, they say I'm slow
But they're all high on vitamins and blow
Been here for a while, some know my name
Being retardeds my thing, and it's also my game
that took you all week didn't it
Naw man, I got the flow
I've got decent skills, doesn't it show?
dogg i gotta break it to yo'
something something something no
gangsta signs
Man that's ill
Gonna send you a bill
You best pay fast
Or you gonna get gassed
Posts
Then Graves got jailed
vroom vroom
Douchebags hahahaha.
Also I've seen one of the school's art teachers skateboarding/longboarding through traffic on main streets while high. (him not me)
the two guys managed to get up and hobble away
but the woman never got up off the curb
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It happened day-before-yesterday.
Oh one time I also saw a woman giving birth in the supermarket....
damn
That wasn't pretty.
Thankfully I've never seen that.
But I heard someone commit suicide, all me and a few of my friends heard was a loud blast, according to my friend's mom a guy shot himself with a shotgun.
Asshole changed his mind about 5 minutes and 4 pints later and started calling for help. I called 911, but it was too late.
That's what being indecisive gets you. :^:
There was a house a block down where this dude took these 2 eldery people hostage, but let them go and offed himself.
The cops barricaded the roads and directed all traffic through my yard sale.
That was a pretty good day actually.
feeling warmth all over your face
reaching up and touching the pieces
Guys I think I'm gonna cry, should I cry?
I think I should cry
We were so pissed.
You have to wait that long between posts when you're jailed?
It was a mom and three daughters. Two of the daughters were ejected from the minivan, since the mom was the only one in a seatbelt. We were maybe 200 yards behind them when it happened.
What'd you get jailed for?
I doubt they'll ever quibble about seatbelts again.
didn't even know she hit us
Did they survive?
he said the Don't Say That Word Word
Racism.
Specifically: posting lyrics containing the n-word.
People like me because I'm nice
I never argue, or be problematic
Try to receive me, but they just get static
'Cuz of that, they say I'm slow
But they're all high on vitamins and blow
Been here for a while, some know my name
Being retardeds my thing, and it's also my game
One was dead at the scene and the girl who didn't get ejected later died from internal injuries.
Thats horrible.
I don't think I can handle seeing a dead person, thats why I'll never be a coroner...
All of a sudden, as they were approaching the turn, a car slides in front of them from around the corner, goes off the road and starts rolling. The driver gets ejected from the car, only to have it roll and land on his, crushing him.
The bus was full of elementary schoolers.
that took you all week didn't it
Naw man, I got the flow
I've got decent skills, doesn't it show?
dogg i gotta break it to yo'
something something something no
gangsta signs
Man that's ill
Gonna send you a bill
You best pay fast
Or you gonna get gassed
Those are all original rhymes