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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    i'm jewish and i just had ginger pork for lunch

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  • MarshmallowMarshmallow Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I know a Indian fellow who lives in my dormitory, he is usually pretty pissed because no one seems to know what cricket is so he has no one to play it with. Poor guy.

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  • thedude_frombaywatchthedude_frombaywatch Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Talon wrote: »
    I'm on the internet and I speak perfect english

    I fail at being mexican



    Don't be a mexican't, Talon

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  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Talon wrote: »
    I'm on the internet and I speak perfect english

    I fail at being mexican

    But are you at work right now?

    Oh ho ho.

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  • TiBTiB Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I guess I am no where drunk enough for Jesse Jacksons liking

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I'm white.

    I guess.



    It's ok.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    that's not white enough jordyn

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    my ancestors were tophats but i've decided to become a beret

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  • TalonTalon Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Ruckus wrote: »
    Talon wrote: »
    I'm on the internet and I speak perfect english

    I fail at being mexican

    But are you at work right now?

    Oh ho ho.


    well, yeah

    I'm not some lazy fucking slob still sucking on their parents wallet

    I'm not that pale

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited September 2007
    Stale wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    I haven't oppressed anyone all day :(

    you can oppress me if you want

    don't tease

    you can oppress me all day long

    mmm yeah make me your serf baby

    i wanna see your feudalism

    i'll be your cottager

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I'm Irish and i've never been molested by a member of the clergy

    am i too ugly or something?

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    bongi wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    I haven't oppressed anyone all day :(

    you can oppress me if you want

    don't tease

    you can oppress me all day long

    mmm yeah make me your serf baby

    i wanna see your feudalism

    i'll be your cottager
    indenture your ass

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  • BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I'm from Irish Jewish stock.

    Man I have no fucking idea.

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  • misbehavinmisbehavin Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I used to be all proud that I didn't like corn-beef, because I wouldn't sink to those stereotypes of Irish people.

    Then I had some. It was fantastic.

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    bongi wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    I haven't oppressed anyone all day :(

    you can oppress me if you want

    don't tease

    you can oppress me all day long

    mmm yeah make me your serf baby

    i wanna see your feudalism

    i'll be your cottager

    "ooohhhhhhh yeah...... work those fields....bitch!"

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2007
    misbehavin wrote: »
    I used to be all proud that I didn't like corn-beef, because I wouldn't sink to those stereotypes of Irish people.

    Then I had some. It was fantastic.
    as I understand it, corned beef isn't really a traditional Irish food
    which makes sense
    I mean, how often do you think the average Irish family back then could afford a fucking beef brisket?

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  • Paper TigerPaper Tiger Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    people get upset when i act my own race

    but i can only learn so much about my culture from team america

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Does anyone else find the cover-all term of "african american" to be pretty fucking ridiculous?

    What about Hatians or Dominicans? Jaimaicans, Bahamians, etc. African American is, in itself, a racist term, implying that all black people are of African descent.

    Which would get you beat the fuck out of if you outright implied it.

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  • misbehavinmisbehavin Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    people get upset when i act my own race

    but i can only learn so much about my culture from team america

    America... FUCK YEAH! Comin' again to save the motherfuckin' day!

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I'm a pretty poor irishman

    guinness turns my stomach

    on the other hand I hate the british

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I cannot stand saurkraut

    but man I love me some bratwurst

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Druhim wrote: »
    misbehavin wrote: »
    I used to be all proud that I didn't like corn-beef, because I wouldn't sink to those stereotypes of Irish people.

    Then I had some. It was fantastic.
    as I understand it, corned beef isn't really a traditional Irish food
    which makes sense
    I mean, how often do you think the average Irish family back then could afford a fucking beef brisket?

    i've never heard of this stereotype. I don't know anyone who eats corned beef either. It is pretty horrible you see

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  • BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Does anyone else find the cover-all term of "african american" to be pretty fucking ridiculous?

    What about Hatians or Dominicans? Jaimaicans, Bahamians, etc. African American is, in itself, a racist term, implying that all black people are of African descent.

    Which would get you beat the fuck out of if you outright implied it.

    Well technically everyone is of African descent.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited September 2007
    i like corned beef hash

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited September 2007
    (and the stereotypical irish food is the potato)

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  • misbehavinmisbehavin Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    My wife is of English decent.

    Sometimes we have sex games where she oppresses my people for hundreds of years, and then I take back my land with a violent revolt, only to fight myself for the next few hundred years and blowing various limbs off for believing in a different version of Jesus.

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  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I like to corn beef every now and then.

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  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I'm a pretty poor irishman

    guinness turns my stomach

    on the other hand I hate the british

    Oh shoe, this doesn't make you a poor Irishman.
    It makes you a bad person, in general.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    BigDes wrote: »
    Does anyone else find the cover-all term of "african american" to be pretty fucking ridiculous?

    What about Hatians or Dominicans? Jaimaicans, Bahamians, etc. African American is, in itself, a racist term, implying that all black people are of African descent.

    Which would get you beat the fuck out of if you outright implied it.

    Well technically everyone is of African descent.

    Pangean descent

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited September 2007
    Stale wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    I haven't oppressed anyone all day :(

    you can oppress me if you want

    don't tease

    you can oppress me all day long

    mmm yeah make me your serf baby

    i wanna see your feudalism

    i'll be your cottager

    "ooohhhhhhh yeah...... work those fields....bitch!"

    i'm spreading my irrigation all over your paddocks

    nghhh nghhhhhhh

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    misbehavin wrote: »
    My wife is of English decent.

    Sometimes we have sex games where she oppresses my people for hundreds of years, and then I take back my land with a violent revolt, only to fight myself for the next few hundred years and blowing various limbs off for believing in a different version of Jesus.

    your sex games aren't historically acurate

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    BigDes wrote: »
    Does anyone else find the cover-all term of "african american" to be pretty fucking ridiculous?

    What about Hatians or Dominicans? Jaimaicans, Bahamians, etc. African American is, in itself, a racist term, implying that all black people are of African descent.

    Which would get you beat the fuck out of if you outright implied it.

    Well technically everyone is of African descent.

    Well, yes, but I wasn't going that far back into human geneology... or however that is spelled.

    I'm glad the whole "political correctness" tidal wave has died down a bit in recent years. It was getting outright rudubulous.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Does anyone else find the cover-all term of "african american" to be pretty fucking ridiculous?

    What about Hatians or Dominicans? Jaimaicans, Bahamians, etc. African American is, in itself, a racist term, implying that all black people are of African descent.

    Which would get you beat the fuck out of if you outright implied it.
    my best friend is actually from togo

    african all up ins

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  • TiBTiB Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    POTATO FAMINE

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  • BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Descent was a pretty fun game.

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I don't really have anything interesting to go on because I'm a european mutt with a large chunk of welsh and also some cherokee for good measure

    but hey! funny racism story about the boss of a guy I knew in high school

    Right, so this dude's boss was from India, which is kind of important to the story. He was walking around St. Louis back when Rams fever was huge and they were on their way to that Super Bowl victory they had a while back. Anyway, this redneck in a pick-up truck notices my freind's boss walking down the street without a Rams jersey or anything on. Mr. Redneck yells "Where's your team spirit, you c**n?"

    To which my freind's boss replies: "You are the most ignorant person I've ever met. YOU DON'T KNOW A C**N FROM A SAND N****R!" and the bumpkin just sort of looks confused and drives away.

    It just warms the cockles of my heart. And the heartles of my cock.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    what's a c**n?

    I have never heard such a term before

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  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    what's a c**n?

    I have never heard such a term before

    they're people from the netherlands

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    it's the last part of raccoon

    and it is a derogatory word for black people

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    what's a c**n?

    I have never heard such a term before

    okay think about could possibly require me to censor a word on this forum

    I mean come on man there is pretty much only one kind of word that is considered just not cool around here

    though if you're still having trouble it is a racial slur

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