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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I don't care what the stereotype is. If I have to get up early to make friends with Mexicans, I'll make due with no Mexicans.

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  • thedude_frombaywatchthedude_frombaywatch Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    man it's like there are conflicting stereotypes

    like, mexicans will take any and all jobs offered to them, no matter how harsh the conditions

    oh but they are so lazy

    so lazy

    man what



    Because the image is mexicans are always sleeping or tired. Well, that's because they've been working all day at 3 jobs. Duh you'd catch them once in a while sleeping on some job.

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  • CrashmoCrashmo Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Negative, I am a meat popsicle.

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Talon wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    Because seriously

    I'll need to put up a privacy fence in whatever house I get down here. And fuck paying a contractor. I'm all for paying some dudes out front of Home Depot. I'll buy em lunch and a couple 12 packs.

    I'd be an excellent foreman.

    the price depends on what materials you're using, how big the fence is, and what tools you can provide/they have

    also what kind of beer it is

    All I'll need them to do is run the Augger, clear the holes, drop in the post, pour in the dry cement, level it, add the water, top it with dirt, and move on. Summer and I can attach the panels.


    I will provide them grilled burgers and sausages, and all the Bud Light they can drink while my posts remain level.

    Plus.. what? $80 a man? $100 a man?


    I'm lost

    Stale on
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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    oh wait, all my cousins are half mexican. so I have 1.5 mexican friends already! and I didn't have to do anything! it's like mexican christmas!

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Mexican Freinds! Thanks, Santa!

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  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    do you have like a special short grill? i imagine it would be dangerous to do all that flipping from a wheelchair.

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Now I am imagining these horrible(ly funny) children's dolls called My Favorite Mexican.

    Let's start this shit, we could make millions.

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  • TalonTalon Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Stale wrote: »
    Talon wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    Because seriously

    I'll need to put up a privacy fence in whatever house I get down here. And fuck paying a contractor. I'm all for paying some dudes out front of Home Depot. I'll buy em lunch and a couple 12 packs.

    I'd be an excellent foreman.

    the price depends on what materials you're using, how big the fence is, and what tools you can provide/they have

    also what kind of beer it is

    All I'll need them to do is run the Augger, clear the holes, drop in the post, pour in the dry cement, level it, add the water, top it with dirt, and move on. Summer and I can attach the panels.


    I will provide them grilled burgers and sausages, and all the Bud Light they can drink while my posts remain level.

    Plus.. what? $80 a man? $100 a man?


    I'm lost

    that shit is not a problem at all

    60 bucks per person, three dudes will take care of it from 6AM until it's done later that afternoon, two dudes could do it for twenty bucks more.

    Show up early, around 5AM- there will be more people and the competition causes the prices to drop even farther.

    Talon on
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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    one of you musical fuckers help me write a jingle for this thing

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Nogs wrote: »
    do you have like a special short grill? i imagine it would be dangerous to do all that flipping from a wheelchair.

    I haven't been in the chair full time in 10 months. PT got me to the point of using a cane. I'm super wobbly and I feel better using my cripple-sticks, but at the same time it's better to just get around, as it were, without them.

    Stale on
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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    let's see here

    i don't really drink
    so much for the irish

    i don't like tea nor am i proper
    so much for the english

    and dutch ... uh..
    i don't know what the dutch do
    ...
    i don't have a.. ..windmill

    i fail

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Do you have any wooden shoes?

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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    not even one to my name :(

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    what about dikes

    I hear the dutch are nutty for dikes

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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    It's easy, bein' white.

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  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    What about cheese? do you make any cheese?

    Oh god wait don't answer that.

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    As7 wrote: »
    It's easy, bein' white.

    actually you're looking kinda yellow... or... or green... there...

    Have you considered bleaching?

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Ruckus wrote: »
    What about cheese? do you make any cheese?

    Oh god wait don't answer that.

    Mully Cheese.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    It's funny how being a white European there are no sub-classifications for you on those ethnic checklists

    considering Irish and Italians were pretty heavily discriminated against not too long ago

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Talon wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    Talon wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    Because seriously

    I'll need to put up a privacy fence in whatever house I get down here. And fuck paying a contractor. I'm all for paying some dudes out front of Home Depot. I'll buy em lunch and a couple 12 packs.

    I'd be an excellent foreman.

    the price depends on what materials you're using, how big the fence is, and what tools you can provide/they have

    also what kind of beer it is

    All I'll need them to do is run the Augger, clear the holes, drop in the post, pour in the dry cement, level it, add the water, top it with dirt, and move on. Summer and I can attach the panels.


    I will provide them grilled burgers and sausages, and all the Bud Light they can drink while my posts remain level.

    Plus.. what? $80 a man? $100 a man?


    I'm lost

    that shit is not a problem at all

    60 bucks per person, three dudes will take care of it from 6AM until it's done later that afternoon, two dudes could do it for twenty bucks more.

    Show up early, around 5AM- there will be more people and the competition causes the prices to drop even farther.


    shit, at that price, I'll just have the fuckers put up the whole thing. 4 dudes, at $75 a pop. Shit yeah. Illegal immigration is fucking cost effective as shit.

    Stale on
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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    As7 wrote: »
    It's easy, bein' white.

    actually you're looking kinda yellow... or... or green... there...

    Have you considered bleaching?

    I need to get me some of those Crest, whitening strips.

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  • Frosted ButtsFrosted Butts Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    I haven't sacked any churches or raped any Irish lately. I suppose I am not too good at acting my race. I don't even like death metal!

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    one of you musical fuckers help me write a jingle for this thing

    Myyy fav'rite Mexican!

    He's hard workin' an' brown!

    And with My Favorite Mexican,

    You know I'm never down!


    That's right kids, MY FAVORITE MEXICAN! Comes with a lawnmower, work visa, and three different plaid outfits with Dickies workwear pants!

    My favorite Mexican!

    (My favorite Puerto Rican and My Favorite Mexican '77 Ford Unibody sold seperately.)

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  • AslanAslan Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    It's funny how being a white European there are no sub-classifications for you on those ethnic checklists

    considering Irish and Italians were pretty heavily discriminated against not too long ago

    The words 'white' and 'discrimination' should never appear in the same sentence in these modern times...unless, of course, you're saying, "That white motherfucker just discriminated me!"

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    ahahahaha YES

    Edit: Seriously Metz that is gold

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  • TalonTalon Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    did I tell you guys the story about one of the forms I have here from the federal government

    under "Race" is says []Hispanic []Non-Hispanic

    and then it goes on to talk about income

    Talon on
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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    nope, wam! i am not even an ounce into dikes.
    though i am sure they have some great purposes.

    ew, as7 has skull tarter. gross.

    GINGIVITIS!

    mully on
  • PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Aslan wrote: »
    It's funny how being a white European there are no sub-classifications for you on those ethnic checklists

    considering Irish and Italians were pretty heavily discriminated against not too long ago

    The words 'white' and 'discrimination' should never appear in the same sentence in these modern times...unless, of course, you're saying, "That white motherfucker just discriminated me!"

    RACISM ONLY APPLIES TO BLACKS! NO ONE ELSE CAN PLAY THIS CARD!

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  • TalonTalon Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Stale wrote: »
    Talon wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    Talon wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    Because seriously

    I'll need to put up a privacy fence in whatever house I get down here. And fuck paying a contractor. I'm all for paying some dudes out front of Home Depot. I'll buy em lunch and a couple 12 packs.

    I'd be an excellent foreman.

    the price depends on what materials you're using, how big the fence is, and what tools you can provide/they have

    also what kind of beer it is

    All I'll need them to do is run the Augger, clear the holes, drop in the post, pour in the dry cement, level it, add the water, top it with dirt, and move on. Summer and I can attach the panels.


    I will provide them grilled burgers and sausages, and all the Bud Light they can drink while my posts remain level.

    Plus.. what? $80 a man? $100 a man?


    I'm lost

    that shit is not a problem at all

    60 bucks per person, three dudes will take care of it from 6AM until it's done later that afternoon, two dudes could do it for twenty bucks more.

    Show up early, around 5AM- there will be more people and the competition causes the prices to drop even farther.


    shit, at that price, I'll just have the fuckers put up the whole thing. 4 dudes, at $75 a pop. Shit yeah. Illegal immigration is fucking cost effective as shit.


    yeah, if you're givin em beer and food, that's a good price.

    The only ones that are gonna take it if you mention you're gonna feed and booze em are the younger ones- they're inexperienced so it might come out a little wobbly- I'd find somebody older and pay him a little more to make sure everybody is doing it right.

    Talon on
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  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Pharezon wrote: »
    Aslan wrote: »
    It's funny how being a white European there are no sub-classifications for you on those ethnic checklists

    considering Irish and Italians were pretty heavily discriminated against not too long ago

    The words 'white' and 'discrimination' should never appear in the same sentence in these modern times...unless, of course, you're saying, "That white motherfucker just discriminated me!"

    RACISM ONLY APPLIES TO BLACKS! NO ONE ELSE CAN PLAY THIS CARD!

    Magic: The Gathering?

    Ruckus on
  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Talon wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    Talon wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    Talon wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    Because seriously

    I'll need to put up a privacy fence in whatever house I get down here. And fuck paying a contractor. I'm all for paying some dudes out front of Home Depot. I'll buy em lunch and a couple 12 packs.

    I'd be an excellent foreman.

    the price depends on what materials you're using, how big the fence is, and what tools you can provide/they have

    also what kind of beer it is

    All I'll need them to do is run the Augger, clear the holes, drop in the post, pour in the dry cement, level it, add the water, top it with dirt, and move on. Summer and I can attach the panels.


    I will provide them grilled burgers and sausages, and all the Bud Light they can drink while my posts remain level.

    Plus.. what? $80 a man? $100 a man?


    I'm lost

    that shit is not a problem at all

    60 bucks per person, three dudes will take care of it from 6AM until it's done later that afternoon, two dudes could do it for twenty bucks more.

    Show up early, around 5AM- there will be more people and the competition causes the prices to drop even farther.


    shit, at that price, I'll just have the fuckers put up the whole thing. 4 dudes, at $75 a pop. Shit yeah. Illegal immigration is fucking cost effective as shit.


    yeah, if you're givin em beer and food, that's a good price.

    and yet Whitey McCracker-ass quoted me a price of $2800 for labor.

    Fuckin white people.

    Stale on
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  • Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited September 2007
    " Racial tensions had simmered at Jena High School and in the small town for the first three months of the 2006 school year after a black student asked the vice principal if he and some friends could sit under an oak tree where white students typically congregated. Told by the vice principal they could sit wherever they pleased, the student and his pals plopped down under the sprawling branches of the shade tree in the campus courtyard.
    The next day, students arrived at school to find three nooses hanging from those branches."



    Thats pretty fucked up.

    Bloods End on
  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Ruckus wrote: »
    What about cheese? do you make any cheese?

    Oh god wait don't answer that.

    Mully Cheese.

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    ewwwwww.
    what the hell.
    i am pretty cheeseless, just for the record.

    ugh i just ate an unripe banana.
    now my mouth tastes pasty.

    mully on
  • AslanAslan Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Ruckus wrote: »
    Pharezon wrote: »
    Aslan wrote: »
    It's funny how being a white European there are no sub-classifications for you on those ethnic checklists

    considering Irish and Italians were pretty heavily discriminated against not too long ago

    The words 'white' and 'discrimination' should never appear in the same sentence in these modern times...unless, of course, you're saying, "That white motherfucker just discriminated me!"

    RACISM ONLY APPLIES TO BLACKS! NO ONE ELSE CAN PLAY THIS CARD!

    Magic: The Gathering?

    Why is fucking white magic cards all healing and knights and shit and the black cards are zombies and other forms of putrescence? I've just been discriminated!

    Aslan on
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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Pharezon wrote: »
    Aslan wrote: »
    It's funny how being a white European there are no sub-classifications for you on those ethnic checklists

    considering Irish and Italians were pretty heavily discriminated against not too long ago

    The words 'white' and 'discrimination' should never appear in the same sentence in these modern times...unless, of course, you're saying, "That white motherfucker just discriminated me!"

    RACISM ONLY APPLIES TO BLACKS! NO ONE ELSE CAN PLAY THIS CARD!

    ALL WHITE PEOPLE ARE THE SAME

    THIS IS NOT RACISM BECAUSE WE SAY SO

    Centipede Damascus on
  • TalonTalon Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    Stale wrote: »
    Talon wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    Talon wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    Talon wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    Because seriously

    I'll need to put up a privacy fence in whatever house I get down here. And fuck paying a contractor. I'm all for paying some dudes out front of Home Depot. I'll buy em lunch and a couple 12 packs.

    I'd be an excellent foreman.

    the price depends on what materials you're using, how big the fence is, and what tools you can provide/they have

    also what kind of beer it is

    All I'll need them to do is run the Augger, clear the holes, drop in the post, pour in the dry cement, level it, add the water, top it with dirt, and move on. Summer and I can attach the panels.


    I will provide them grilled burgers and sausages, and all the Bud Light they can drink while my posts remain level.

    Plus.. what? $80 a man? $100 a man?


    I'm lost

    that shit is not a problem at all

    60 bucks per person, three dudes will take care of it from 6AM until it's done later that afternoon, two dudes could do it for twenty bucks more.

    Show up early, around 5AM- there will be more people and the competition causes the prices to drop even farther.


    shit, at that price, I'll just have the fuckers put up the whole thing. 4 dudes, at $75 a pop. Shit yeah. Illegal immigration is fucking cost effective as shit.


    yeah, if you're givin em beer and food, that's a good price.

    and yet Whitey McCracker-ass quoted me a price of $2800 for labor.

    Fuckin white people.

    for that much in labor you could have mexicans build you an addition to the house

    shit my cousins and I used to do that for less

    Talon on
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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited September 2007
    One of my friends, who is a sociology major, was talking to her friend Javier, another sociology major. She then said something about discriminating against white people. Javier stopped her, "What do you mean?" She explained to him that it was possible for white people to be discriminated against. He still wasn't getting it.

    He didn't know that white people could be discriminated against, not even on a conceptual level.

    And he is a sociology major.

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