SETV's Crubs -NSF56k-

Brolo

yo everyone dis is rolo and welcome to my crub




This is my house! It's on the west end of Toronto in Canadaland. On the left you can see my neighbour, he's yelling at his daughter because she told her teacher he was abusing her. Now Dad's going to make her feel like a horrible person for trusting her teacher.



this is the front of the house. we don't go through this door because you can't look it properly. Instead let's go around the back alley and check out my ride. PROTIP: The alley is a good place to pee when you can't make it all the way into the house.



this is my car negros bes be respectin wait oops


Actually this still isn't my car. Heck, this isn't even my house! I just have a room upstairs. Both the car and the house both belong to my aunt since I'm living with her and paying rent while I go to school.





Instead we go through this door at the back of the house! It involves a short walk down the alley.



Okay now we're inside. I still haven't figure out how to activate the lights inside this place. In fact, they're all wired through one another, so if you turn one switch off you can apparently cut power to the entire bottom floor. If the house had a fourth floor I imagine flicking a lightswitch there could kill power for the entire block.



So this is where the magic happens. Notice how the bathroom DOESN'T HAVE A SHOWER? Only a bathtub. I'm too tall to fit inside of it, or even to wash properly. I've been sponge bathing for the past month. The water doesn't even get hot.




You know those guitars that are like... double-guitars? Well these stairs are like... half-stairs. Also they put a picture on the wall that protrudes out like 4 inches off the wall. This, combined with tinystairs makes it impossible to transport anything slightly wider than an adult human to the top floor of the house.



And this is my room. The only thing impressive about it is the monitor. It cost me two months of rent but it allows me to watch porn in 1080p, which is disgusting and horrifying.


These are my stylish threads. Note how blurry and noisy they are. That is the style these days.



One perk about livin it gangsta on the top flo is partying on your own private balcony, yo!




Except the balcony isn't all that large. This is me taking a picture of it from one end to the other. It's about four feet long.



This is a woodstove. It burns wood. I have no idea what it's doing in my room, but it's bolted to both the ceiling and the floor. Apparently to heat myself in the winter I will need to chop down trees.



This is the fridge where I keep the things I want to turn into poop.



And this is some lactose free milk bitches. Not any fucking lactose in this.


This bed is thin and uncomfortable LIKE YOUR MOM and also poorly covered by a blanket LIKE YOUR DAD



anyway bitches that is my crib goodnight setv thank y'all for droppin by


CHECK OUT THE NEXT POST OF SETV'S CRIBS WHERE MORE FORUM CELEBRITIES WILL SHARE THEIR CRIBS

Redeemer

This isn't the Toronto thread you promised you'd make >=(

Brolo

I will also make that thread soon! I just need to get past thanksgiving to figure out where I'm gonna be between then and December pretty much.

Zephyr

bitches ain't shit

YardGnome

Someone misspelled cribs.

World as Myth

that clearly says crabs

Redeemer

FINE ROLO

And crabs is more suitable to SE anyway

150cc

Rolo this is a rad thread

Come on guys, someone else post your crob

PkErthbnd

Man, I had the idea today to make a thread about where I lived. I'll try and take pics either tomorrow or the next day...after all, I've got a bitchin' tree in my back yard.

Bloods End

I live in a makeshift hole in the ground!

STATE OF THE ART ROBOT

I live in a one room apartment above a bowling alley and below another bowling alley.

Stale

I live in a back bedroom at my Senior Director's house until I can get a place down here.


Rolo's place is much nicer.

Brolo

Stale wrote: »

I live in a back bedroom at my Senior Director's house until I can get a place down here.


Rolo's place is much nicer.

I cannot complain about the room ($400 utilites included) but man, I miss having a shower.

Also those stairs really are the devil's handywork.

Sheri

I am entertained by your thread, Rolo.

Though the lack of gansta talk halfway through disappointed me.

Redeemer

Rolo I need to tell you that those Hungry Man things are sooo baaad for you

I'll make you chicken soup or something and you can have that

Daric

God, if you assholes can hold off until Tuesday I will be able to contribute to this thread. God damn camera.

fightinfilipino

Rolo you live in abject poverty. abject, horrifying, hilarious poverty.






also hi5 for lactose intolerance.

Brolo

Redeemer wrote: »

Rolo I need to tell you that those Hungry Man things are sooo baaad for you

I'll make you chicken soup or something and you can have that

I know : http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0744/

But I mean they were on sale at loblaws!

I can't pass up on that kind of value!


Also Sheri I am like 40% black at the best of times, I cannot speak jive. I can't even do basic ebonics.

Sheri

Excuse me, stewardess, I speak jive.

Daric

WHAT'S CRACKING LIL BITCHES?

THIS LOOKS LIKE A GOOD PLACE TO CHILL

Brolo

I actually had this exact one yesterday morning.

Fiz

Who's the half naked guy? Your bitch?

Looks like a pillow-biter. You done good, Rolo.

Redeemer

104% SATURATED FAT

Redeemer

231% CHOLESTEROL

Fiz

17% DIETARY FIBER

That seems awfully high.

As7

This was actually a pretty funny op.

Rankenphile

this is a quality thread

well done, sir rolo

Jordyn

should I post pictures of the place Fram and I lived in back in South Dakota?

Seph

rolo what the fuck is that death food you are eating

Seph

Rolo this thread has elevated you my friend

you are now one of my favorite posters

"These are my stylish threads. Note how blurry and noisy they are. That is the style these days."

As7

Yes but you have to give it the "SE++ CRUBS" treatment.

Jordyn

I was just going to post that one terrible picture of our kitchen.

Meissnerd

LIKE YOUR DAD

Jordyn

Seph

seizure aftermath hurr hurr

Jordyn

Zephyr

your kitchen is on carpet?

Fiz

You shouldn't leave your tools just sitting around on the floor. That's exactly how people get venereal diseases.

Jordyn

God I'm so glad we don't live there anymore.

Zephyr

is that someone's foot on the left

Jordyn

It looks to be the reflection of my foot.