yo everyone dis is rolo and welcome to my crub
This is my house! It's on the west end of Toronto in Canadaland. On the left you can see my neighbour, he's yelling at his daughter because she told her teacher he was abusing her. Now Dad's going to make her feel like a horrible person for trusting her teacher.
this is the front of the house. we don't go through this door because you can't look it properly. Instead let's go around the back alley and check out my ride. PROTIP: The alley is a good place to pee when you can't make it all the way into the house.
this is my car negros bes be respectin wait oops
Actually this still isn't my car. Heck, this isn't even my house! I just have a room upstairs. Both the car and the house both belong to my aunt since I'm living with her and paying rent while I go to school.
Instead we go through this door at the back of the house! It involves a short walk down the alley.
Okay now we're inside. I still haven't figure out how to activate the lights inside this place. In fact, they're all wired through one another, so if you turn one switch off you can apparently cut power to the entire bottom floor. If the house had a fourth floor I imagine flicking a lightswitch there could kill power for the entire block.
So this is where the magic happens. Notice how the bathroom DOESN'T HAVE A SHOWER? Only a bathtub. I'm too tall to fit inside of it, or even to wash properly. I've been sponge bathing for the past month. The water doesn't even get hot.
You know those guitars that are like... double-guitars? Well these stairs are like... half-stairs. Also they put a picture on the wall that protrudes out like 4 inches off the wall. This, combined with tinystairs makes it impossible to transport anything slightly wider than an adult human to the top floor of the house.
And this is my room. The only thing impressive about it is the monitor. It cost me two months of rent but it allows me to watch porn in 1080p, which is disgusting and horrifying.
These are my stylish threads. Note how blurry and noisy they are. That is the style these days.
One perk about
livin it gangsta on the
top flo is partying on your own
private balcony, yo!
Except the balcony isn't all that large. This is me taking a picture of it from one end to the other. It's about four feet long.
This is a woodstove. It burns wood. I have no idea what it's doing in my room, but it's bolted to both the ceiling and the floor. Apparently to heat myself in the winter I will need to chop down trees.
This is the fridge where I keep the things I want to turn into poop.
And this is some lactose free milk bitches. Not any fucking lactose in this.
This bed is thin and uncomfortable LIKE YOUR MOM and also poorly covered by a blanket LIKE YOUR DAD
anyway bitches that is my crib goodnight setv thank y'all for droppin by
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And crabs is more suitable to SE anyway
Come on guys, someone else post your crob
Rolo's place is much nicer.
I cannot complain about the room ($400 utilites included) but man, I miss having a shower.
Also those stairs really are the devil's handywork.
Though the lack of gansta talk halfway through disappointed me.
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I'll make you chicken soup or something and you can have that
also hi5 for lactose intolerance.
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But I mean they were on sale at loblaws!
I can't pass up on that kind of value!
Also Sheri I am like 40% black at the best of times, I cannot speak jive. I can't even do basic ebonics.
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THIS LOOKS LIKE A GOOD PLACE TO CHILL
I actually had this exact one yesterday morning.
Looks like a pillow-biter. You done good, Rolo.
That seems awfully high.
Secret Satan
well done, sir rolo
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you are now one of my favorite posters
"These are my stylish threads. Note how blurry and noisy they are. That is the style these days."
Secret Satan
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