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To the Titty Bar and Beyond
Brolo
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Okay, so a few weeks ago I moved to downtown Toronto, and transferred my job as well. At the new store I've made friends with pretty much everyone there. One of my co-workers, (we'll call him Steve), and I hit it off fairly well.
In fact, just the other day he invited me out to the Plush Spa (google it! NSFW!), which is a massage parlor that's actually a conveniently close walk from my house.
This place is pretty much a rub and tug, happy-ending massage parlor. For about a hundred bucks you can apparently rent a room and a woman and well... rub each other for about an hour or so. This isn't quite prostitution according to the law, but it's pretty damn close.
Now up to this point I was aware that these places existed, but I've yet to go to one. Right now my level of sleaze is around here:
Jerkin' it
Jerkin' it while Watching porn
Going to the titty bar <
somewhere around here, although I've only been twice so far
Going to the massage parlor
Using an in-call/out-call escort service
Picking hookers up off the street
Necrorape
So I'm not sure if I'm a horrible enough dude to actually pay a woman to touch my donger. I'm certainly not a rich enough dude, so probably not.
Anyway, in this thread let's talk about our experiences with the good ole' titty bar, whether you feel comfortable going to it, and whatever other erotic services you've used.
In fact, just the other day he invited me out to the Plush Spa (google it! NSFW!), which is a massage parlor that's actually a conveniently close walk from my house.
This place is pretty much a rub and tug, happy-ending massage parlor. For about a hundred bucks you can apparently rent a room and a woman and well... rub each other for about an hour or so. This isn't quite prostitution according to the law, but it's pretty damn close.
Now up to this point I was aware that these places existed, but I've yet to go to one. Right now my level of sleaze is around here:
Jerkin' it
Jerkin' it while Watching porn
Going to the titty bar <
somewhere around here, although I've only been twice so far
Going to the massage parlor
Using an in-call/out-call escort service
Picking hookers up off the street
Necrorape
So I'm not sure if I'm a horrible enough dude to actually pay a woman to touch my donger. I'm certainly not a rich enough dude, so probably not.
Anyway, in this thread let's talk about our experiences with the good ole' titty bar, whether you feel comfortable going to it, and whatever other erotic services you've used.
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though it's more that I can't really afford it
Edit tFiz y halo ther
He deserves it
What a shitty character
that doesn't seem very discreet at all!
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also, haha, rigermortis.
Apparently the kinds I work with? The guy implied he goes... pretty much every payday, so twice a month at least.
fuck those back-to-life rolls
apparently Stale's been paying for sexual favors.
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Motherfuckers wont stay still.
xD i just got this horrifically hilarious image of someone partaking in necro rape and having the body go into rigermortis on him... or trying to get it in, *thunk thunk thunk* 'dammit'
mmhmm.
Breasts, Butts, and Beyond
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well, we could make it about the three b's
boobs, butts, and beers.
To be fair, it was Oklahoma.
get it out of the way
i don't know, a lot of the porn stars from Oklahoma i've seen were pretty amazing.
at least they claimed they were from Oklahoma.
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Yeah, life-drawing classes with nude models has kinda the same effect. Especially since fatty, saggy people are so much more fun to draw than toned people.
Also, what kind of music do you even play in a strip club?
MIGHT AS WELL FACE IT YOU'RE ADDICTED TO LOOOOOVE
Or, so I hear. Being only 16 (SEVENTEEN ON TUESDAY, WOOO), I haven't been. My cousin has gone to the local strip clubs so much that he knows when their theme nights are. And he says; Track Pants, or sweats.
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poooouuuuurrrr soooomme sugarrrrr on meeeeeeeeeeeeeee
my old girlfriend's mom's boyfriend took me
he had no idea it was my first time, so we sat front-row center with half-naked ladies all over us
it was...okay
they had shitty beer, and only a couple of the girls were lookers
i was very good at being a cheap asshole when it was to my advantage
No more hunting blacks jokes! oh god I am so sick of them!
I KNOW IT IS A SHITTY NAME! BUT I HAVE NO BETTER ONES!
She's my cherry pie
Cool drink of water
Such a sweet surprise
It was kinda funny as my friend was convinced she wasn't a hooker and kissed her the night before. The next night I pash her having suspisions and get offered her services and I decline. My friend was shattered when he found out.
One of the other bargirls there said, you should sleep with her she likes you. My response was, "Yeah well apparently she doesn't like me enough to screw me for free."
Satans..... hints.....
Stroke me
Stroke me