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To the Titty Bar and Beyond

BroloBrolo BroseidonLord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
edited October 2007 in Social Entropy++
Okay, so a few weeks ago I moved to downtown Toronto, and transferred my job as well. At the new store I've made friends with pretty much everyone there. One of my co-workers, (we'll call him Steve), and I hit it off fairly well.

In fact, just the other day he invited me out to the Plush Spa (google it! NSFW!), which is a massage parlor that's actually a conveniently close walk from my house.

This place is pretty much a rub and tug, happy-ending massage parlor. For about a hundred bucks you can apparently rent a room and a woman and well... rub each other for about an hour or so. This isn't quite prostitution according to the law, but it's pretty damn close.

Now up to this point I was aware that these places existed, but I've yet to go to one. Right now my level of sleaze is around here:

Jerkin' it
Jerkin' it while Watching porn
Going to the titty bar <
somewhere around here, although I've only been twice so far
Going to the massage parlor
Using an in-call/out-call escort service
Picking hookers up off the street
Necrorape


So I'm not sure if I'm a horrible enough dude to actually pay a woman to touch my donger. I'm certainly not a rich enough dude, so probably not.

Anyway, in this thread let's talk about our experiences with the good ole' titty bar, whether you feel comfortable going to it, and whatever other erotic services you've used.

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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    D:.

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    ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    necrorape

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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I've worked as a dancer at a strip club before. It pretty much ruined any chance I had of ever becoming a serious model.

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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    What kind of loser pays for sexual favors? That's fucking pathetic.

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    GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Necrid rape

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    Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I like boobies.

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    haven't gone to the titty bar, so I'm not quite that far along

    though it's more that I can't really afford it

    Edit tFiz y halo ther

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    I necroed a rape one time.

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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Green wrote: »
    Necrid rape

    He deserves it

    What a shitty character

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    Dely AppleDely Apple Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Necron rape

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Strip clubs are expensive. That's the main reason I avoid them.

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    fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    i love this:
    DISCREET REAR ENTRANCE




    click here for video of entrance

    that doesn't seem very discreet at all!

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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    D:

    also, haha, rigermortis.

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Defender wrote: »
    What kind of loser pays for sexual favors? That's fucking pathetic.

    Apparently the kinds I work with? The guy implied he goes... pretty much every payday, so twice a month at least.

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    see Bel knows all about this sort of thing

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    Ol' SparkyOl' Sparky Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Dely Apple wrote: »
    Necron rape

    fuck those back-to-life rolls

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    fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
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    apparently Stale's been paying for sexual favors.

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    The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Ol' Sparky wrote: »
    Dely Apple wrote: »
    Necron rape

    fuck those back-to-life rolls

    Motherfuckers wont stay still.

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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    see Bel knows all about this sort of thing

    xD i just got this horrifically hilarious image of someone partaking in necro rape and having the body go into rigermortis on him... or trying to get it in, *thunk thunk thunk* 'dammit'

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    Ol' SparkyOl' Sparky Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    remember the last thing the jive-talkin' guy said to stale?

    mmhmm.

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Also what do you think of the alternative title for this thread:

    Breasts, Butts, and Beyond

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    fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Motherfuckers wont stay still.
    do you...do you hunt blacks?


    D:

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    So I went to that site and I find it incredibly disturbing that they don't have faces.

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    Ol' SparkyOl' Sparky Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Rolo wrote: »
    Also what do you think of the alternative title for this thread:

    Breasts, Butts, and Beyond

    well, we could make it about the three b's

    boobs, butts, and beers.

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I used to dj a club in Oklahoma. It really ruins naked women for you.

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    Ol' SparkyOl' Sparky Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    NotACrook wrote: »
    I used to dj a club in Oklahoma. It really ruins naked women for you.

    To be fair, it was Oklahoma.

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I really should go to a strip club or something some time

    get it out of the way

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    fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Ol' Sparky wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    I used to dj a club in Oklahoma. It really ruins naked women for you.

    To be fair, it was Oklahoma.

    i don't know, a lot of the porn stars from Oklahoma i've seen were pretty amazing.



    at least they claimed they were from Oklahoma.

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    Ol' SparkyOl' Sparky Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    they also claimed to be 18.

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    NotACrook wrote: »
    I used to dj a club in Oklahoma. It really ruins naked women for you.
    n

    Yeah, life-drawing classes with nude models has kinda the same effect. Especially since fatty, saggy people are so much more fun to draw than toned people.

    Also, what kind of music do you even play in a strip club?

    MIGHT AS WELL FACE IT YOU'RE ADDICTED TO LOOOOOVE

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Wear track pants when you go.


    Or, so I hear. Being only 16 (SEVENTEEN ON TUESDAY, WOOO), I haven't been. My cousin has gone to the local strip clubs so much that he knows when their theme nights are. And he says; Track Pants, or sweats.

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    fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    oh dear


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    Ol' SparkyOl' Sparky Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Rolo wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    I used to dj a club in Oklahoma. It really ruins naked women for you.
    n

    Yeah, life-drawing classes with nude models has kinda the same effect. Especially since fatty, saggy people are so much more fun to draw than toned people.

    Also, what kind of music do you even play in a strip club?

    MIGHT AS WELL FACE IT YOU'RE ADDICTED TO LOOOOOVE

    poooouuuuurrrr soooomme sugarrrrr on meeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    i went to a tittybar once

    my old girlfriend's mom's boyfriend took me
    he had no idea it was my first time, so we sat front-row center with half-naked ladies all over us
    it was...okay
    they had shitty beer, and only a couple of the girls were lookers

    i was very good at being a cheap asshole when it was to my advantage

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    The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Motherfuckers wont stay still.
    do you...do you hunt blacks?


    D:

    No more hunting blacks jokes! oh god I am so sick of them!

    I KNOW IT IS A SHITTY NAME! BUT I HAVE NO BETTER ONES!

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    PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    Strip clubs ain't the same if you just see some titties.

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Ol' Sparky wrote: »
    Rolo wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    I used to dj a club in Oklahoma. It really ruins naked women for you.
    n

    Yeah, life-drawing classes with nude models has kinda the same effect. Especially since fatty, saggy people are so much more fun to draw than toned people.

    Also, what kind of music do you even play in a strip club?

    MIGHT AS WELL FACE IT YOU'RE ADDICTED TO LOOOOOVE

    poooouuuuurrrr soooomme sugarrrrr on meeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    She's my cherry pie
    Cool drink of water
    Such a sweet surprise

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I've kissed a hooker before, didn't sleep with her though.

    It was kinda funny as my friend was convinced she wasn't a hooker and kissed her the night before. The next night I pash her having suspisions and get offered her services and I decline. My friend was shattered when he found out.

    One of the other bargirls there said, you should sleep with her she likes you. My response was, "Yeah well apparently she doesn't like me enough to screw me for free."

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    Ol' Sparky wrote: »
    Rolo wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    I used to dj a club in Oklahoma. It really ruins naked women for you.
    n

    Yeah, life-drawing classes with nude models has kinda the same effect. Especially since fatty, saggy people are so much more fun to draw than toned people.

    Also, what kind of music do you even play in a strip club?

    MIGHT AS WELL FACE IT YOU'RE ADDICTED TO LOOOOOVE

    poooouuuuurrrr soooomme sugarrrrr on meeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    Stroke me
    Stroke me

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