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people can be pretty big jerks

GABBO GABBO GABBOGABBO GABBO GABBO Registered User regular
edited October 2007 in Social Entropy++
my car is broken down (right now) and I'm sitting on the side of the road hoping it's just my battery, when I see this woman coming out of her yoga class so I ask her if she can give me a jump start to which she replies "I really dont have the time" and gives me the sort of look that says "I know I'm a rotten person and I dont care."

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I'm surprised she didn't spit on you and kick you in the balls.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    you gotta beat her first, so she knows you mean business

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    WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited October 2007
    I wouldn't spit on you if you were on fire

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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    yoga bitches just need a good deep dicking

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I'd jump start you*



    *this is a thinly veiled sexual reference

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    Dely AppleDely Apple Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    If only you had that cock arm

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    yoga bitches just need a good deep dicking

    I <3 you so damn hard sometimes

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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2007
    A few years back my battery was dead at my apartment complex and none of those motherfuckers would give me a jump. I had to call some auto service.

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    GABBO GABBO GABBOGABBO GABBO GABBO Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    the tow truck company wanted almost a hundo to come get me, so i went and signed up for triple a. Theyre on the way and a whole year was like sixty bucks.

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Seriously when I had a dead battery it took 5 minutes for someone to give me a jump.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited October 2007
    I would spit on you if I was on fire.

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    Frosted ButtsFrosted Butts Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    The lady was probably intimidated by the thought of anything involving a car's working parts.

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    WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited October 2007
    blazing loogie

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Maybe the girl didn't want to get near your gigantic dick.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited October 2007
    flaming phlegm

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    GABBO GABBO GABBOGABBO GABBO GABBO Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    The lady was probably intimidated by the thought of anything involving a car's working parts.


    Nah, she was just a self-centered LA cunt who would rather leave someone stranded than to take five minutes out of her day to help someone. I hope her mercedes explodes.

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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    mani, are you posting this from your iphone?

    if so, I applaud you -- surfing the forum fucking blows on that thing

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    The lady was probably intimidated by the thought of anything involving a car's working parts.


    Nah, she was just a self-centered LA cunt who would rather leave someone stranded than to take five minutes out of her day to help someone. I hope her mercedes explodes.

    you like in LA

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    Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    If you get your car started up quickly enough you should chase that bitch down and do something... something funny

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Captain K wrote: »
    If you get your car started up quickly enough you should chase that bitch down and do something... something funny

    Find her car in a parking lot and drain the battery life so she is stranded there

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    GABBO GABBO GABBOGABBO GABBO GABBO Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    mani, are you posting this from your iphone?

    if so, I applaud you -- surfing the forum fucking blows on that thing

    suffering to entertain you

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited October 2007
    my aunt calls my dad and I enough times to tow or jump her cars that I really don't feel like ever helping someone else out with car problems

    mainly because I don't know shit about cars besides how to jump them and change a tire

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    Frosted ButtsFrosted Butts Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    AAA is a pretty good buy though.

    I've had to call them out like 11 billion times this year, so I'm not regretting my purchase.

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    MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Women really only understand violence.

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    MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    When I was little I always thought AAA was some form of AA for people who really really had problems with booze.

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    ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Did you tell her you made a scathing internet post about her

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    RageRage Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Karma's a bitch.

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    GraydeathGraydeath Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    You didn't tell her you were an internet/TV celebrity. Thats obviously why she didn't help you.

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    Dangerou-DaveDangerou-Dave __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    I think I'm a nice guy, but in about 95% of the scenerios where people might ask me for a hand in public, I really probably wouldn't have the time. I mean, if I'm out and about, I'm almost always trying to get something done for a deadline, meeting up with someone for an interview, grabbing lunch, etc. I'm not defending the girl...just thinking out loud.

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    SoupSoup Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    a guy spat on me as he rode past me on his bike

    I called him a douchebag and carried on with my day

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    jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    last friday some lady in the parking lot at whole foods bitched me out for "stealing" "her" parking space. she called me an asshole so I told her to suck my dick. like really, reallly loud, in front of all the trendy idiots who eat their lunch at the tables in front of the whole foods because they want to be "seen" eating at whole foods or something I guess...

    I mean shit maybe I did swoop in and take the spot I dunno I didn't see anyone waiting. She said she had been waiting ten minutes for "that" parking spot.... What the hell is that 10 minutes? My limit is 0 minutes... if I don't see a spot I drive around, maybe try parking on the street or in the KFC parking lot next door for fucks sake... 10 minutes, you gotta be a god damn retard.

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    MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    A friend of mine has gotten "So I guess white makes right?!" thrown at him in a parking space dispute before.

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    cheshirecheshire Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    A guy asked me for a cigeratte and when I told him I didnt have any he called me a bitch and tried to spit in my car. Good thing I was in a car with electric windows.

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    KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    well


    it does help

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    Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Somebody flipped me off the other day when I didn't stop to let her cross the street.

    my windows were down, and I yelled out "try the crosswalk", which was literally less than 40 feet away. It's got a huge sign right in the middle of the road that says "STATE LAW: YIELD TO PEDS".

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    GABBO GABBO GABBOGABBO GABBO GABBO Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Triple a gave me jump so now im at sears waiting for a battery. I was going to install it myself, but they'll do it right now for like ten bucks. There's a dude who looks like uncle ruckus in the lobby.

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    edited October 2007
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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited October 2007
    i'm a pretty big jerk

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    the tow truck company wanted almost a hundo to come get me, so i went and signed up for triple a. Theyre on the way and a whole year was like sixty bucks.

    AAA is a sound investment. They'll give you gas if you run out, help you change a tire if your jack is shit, tow you like 4 times without an extra charge, and you even get a discount at Payless! Doesn't it feel good to Payless, Mani?

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