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my car is broken down (right now) and I'm sitting on the side of the road hoping it's just my battery, when I see this woman coming out of her yoga class so I ask her if she can give me a jump start to which she replies "I really dont have the time" and gives me the sort of look that says "I know I'm a rotten person and I dont care."
the tow truck company wanted almost a hundo to come get me, so i went and signed up for triple a. Theyre on the way and a whole year was like sixty bucks.
The lady was probably intimidated by the thought of anything involving a car's working parts.
Nah, she was just a self-centered LA cunt who would rather leave someone stranded than to take five minutes out of her day to help someone. I hope her mercedes explodes.
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World as Mytha breezy way to annoy serious peopleRegistered Userregular
edited October 2007
mani, are you posting this from your iphone?
if so, I applaud you -- surfing the forum fucking blows on that thing
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The lady was probably intimidated by the thought of anything involving a car's working parts.
Nah, she was just a self-centered LA cunt who would rather leave someone stranded than to take five minutes out of her day to help someone. I hope her mercedes explodes.
I think I'm a nice guy, but in about 95% of the scenerios where people might ask me for a hand in public, I really probably wouldn't have the time. I mean, if I'm out and about, I'm almost always trying to get something done for a deadline, meeting up with someone for an interview, grabbing lunch, etc. I'm not defending the girl...just thinking out loud.
last friday some lady in the parking lot at whole foods bitched me out for "stealing" "her" parking space. she called me an asshole so I told her to suck my dick. like really, reallly loud, in front of all the trendy idiots who eat their lunch at the tables in front of the whole foods because they want to be "seen" eating at whole foods or something I guess...
I mean shit maybe I did swoop in and take the spot I dunno I didn't see anyone waiting. She said she had been waiting ten minutes for "that" parking spot.... What the hell is that 10 minutes? My limit is 0 minutes... if I don't see a spot I drive around, maybe try parking on the street or in the KFC parking lot next door for fucks sake... 10 minutes, you gotta be a god damn retard.
A guy asked me for a cigeratte and when I told him I didnt have any he called me a bitch and tried to spit in my car. Good thing I was in a car with electric windows.
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She was never meant to be a common creature
Extraordinary takes time
Somebody flipped me off the other day when I didn't stop to let her cross the street.
my windows were down, and I yelled out "try the crosswalk", which was literally less than 40 feet away. It's got a huge sign right in the middle of the road that says "STATE LAW: YIELD TO PEDS".
Triple a gave me jump so now im at sears waiting for a battery. I was going to install it myself, but they'll do it right now for like ten bucks. There's a dude who looks like uncle ruckus in the lobby.
the tow truck company wanted almost a hundo to come get me, so i went and signed up for triple a. Theyre on the way and a whole year was like sixty bucks.
AAA is a sound investment. They'll give you gas if you run out, help you change a tire if your jack is shit, tow you like 4 times without an extra charge, and you even get a discount at Payless! Doesn't it feel good to Payless, Mani?
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*this is a thinly veiled sexual reference
I you so damn hard sometimes
Nah, she was just a self-centered LA cunt who would rather leave someone stranded than to take five minutes out of her day to help someone. I hope her mercedes explodes.
if so, I applaud you -- surfing the forum fucking blows on that thing
you like in LA
Find her car in a parking lot and drain the battery life so she is stranded there
suffering to entertain you
mainly because I don't know shit about cars besides how to jump them and change a tire
I've had to call them out like 11 billion times this year, so I'm not regretting my purchase.
I called him a douchebag and carried on with my day
I mean shit maybe I did swoop in and take the spot I dunno I didn't see anyone waiting. She said she had been waiting ten minutes for "that" parking spot.... What the hell is that 10 minutes? My limit is 0 minutes... if I don't see a spot I drive around, maybe try parking on the street or in the KFC parking lot next door for fucks sake... 10 minutes, you gotta be a god damn retard.
Extraordinary takes time
it does help
my windows were down, and I yelled out "try the crosswalk", which was literally less than 40 feet away. It's got a huge sign right in the middle of the road that says "STATE LAW: YIELD TO PEDS".
AAA is a sound investment. They'll give you gas if you run out, help you change a tire if your jack is shit, tow you like 4 times without an extra charge, and you even get a discount at Payless! Doesn't it feel good to Payless, Mani?