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Things Are Too Tight

Ballon RougeBallon Rouge Registered User new member
edited October 2007 in Help / Advice Forum
Condoms, to be precise.

I need some that can accommodate my epic wang.

Okay, so it's not that epic, so what? It's kind of short, actually. But normal condoms are still too tight. I get this damned pressure mark at the base of the shaft, I can feel the flow getting arrested just short of it whenever I feel close to release, and by the time I give up trying to finish my penis much more purply and veiny than it should be.

Normal bigger condoms don't do me any good because I have the same tightness problem from all the unrolled and unused latex.

Does anybody know of a regular length condom that's a little bit wider than average? That's what I need, isn't it?

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  • BlochWaveBlochWave Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    If your penis isn't 5-6 inches long and of a reasonable circumference, or a handcannon, then you're screwed

    This was on a radio show this morning, they were talking about people trying to introduce more condom sizes

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  • ShogunShogun Hair long; money long; me and broke wizards we don't get along Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Try a Beyond7 condom. I make no guarantees, but I think it will help a lot with the constriction.

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  • Ballon RougeBallon Rouge Registered User new member
    edited October 2007
    Okay, thanks. Are those available in stores or would I have to order some online? If the latter, are there any sites that mail and bill discreetly?

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  • powersspowerss Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Beyond 7 Condoms are what you need.

    That's really all I can say. They work for thick and very long.

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  • KilroyKilroy timaeusTestified Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Sounds like these guys know what they're talking about, so I'll just add one thing:

    Be glad you aren't allergic to latex.

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  • ShogunShogun Hair long; money long; me and broke wizards we don't get along Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Beyond7 condoms are usually sold at adult type stores I think. I order mine online. Just get the big 100 box and thank me later.

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  • precisionkprecisionk Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Birth Control and bareback. Yee-haw. Do this with caution though.

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  • ShogunShogun Hair long; money long; me and broke wizards we don't get along Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    precisionk wrote: »
    Birth Control and bareback. Yee-haw. Do this with caution though.

    This is more like what you do with your girlfriend whom you trust completely.

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  • MuddBuddMuddBudd Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    http://www.condomdepot.com/product/detail.cfm/pid/2474

    Sampler pack. Try them and find what works.

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  • corcorigancorcorigan Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    That's cheap.

    Condoms are so expensive in the UK! (Although a lot of contraceptives are actually free.)

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  • LondonBridgeLondonBridge __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    precisionk wrote: »
    Birth Control and bareback. Yee-haw. Do this with caution though.

    Meh, just pray and spray. Anyways, I'm kind of the same boat for condom sizes. If anybody comes across large polyurethane ones then please post them.

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  • METAzraeLMETAzraeL Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Shogun wrote: »
    precisionk wrote: »
    Birth Control and bareback. Yee-haw. Do this with caution though.

    This is more like what you do with your girlfriend whom you trust completely.

    And it's not good advice, at all. Go with MuddBudd's suggestion.

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  • SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2007
    METAzraeL wrote: »
    Shogun wrote: »
    precisionk wrote: »
    Birth Control and bareback. Yee-haw. Do this with caution though.

    This is more like what you do with your girlfriend whom you trust completely.

    And it's not good advice, at all. Go with MuddBudd's suggestion.

    Aww hell. Birth Control Pills are fine if you're in a committed relationship and neither of you have STDs. Don't give me that 95% bullshit, we've been over it a million times.

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  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    Provided she's ace at taking them when she's supposed to. The ring seems pretty neat from a purely practical perspective. Looks easier, based on my experiences taking a prescription medication at close to the same time every day. Because shit sometimes it doesn't happen, even with my allergy meds, which I need to breath remotely comfortably when it gets humid here.

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  • precisionkprecisionk Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Shogun wrote: »
    precisionk wrote: »
    Birth Control and bareback. Yee-haw. Do this with caution though.

    This is more like what you do with your girlfriend whom you trust completely.

    Which I do whole heartedly. It is said most people nowadays can't and miss out what sex should be.

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  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    precisionk wrote: »
    Shogun wrote: »
    precisionk wrote: »
    Birth Control and bareback. Yee-haw. Do this with caution though.

    This is more like what you do with your girlfriend whom you trust completely.

    Which I do whole heartedly. It is said most people nowadays can't and miss out what sex should be.

    Sex should be whatever they want it to be, so long as they are aware of potential consequences. Both will always end up being safer than one or the other, though. It would be a good idea to both go and get tested as a show of responsibility before opting for protection from nothing except pregnancy.

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  • precisionkprecisionk Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    precisionk wrote: »
    Shogun wrote: »
    precisionk wrote: »
    Birth Control and bareback. Yee-haw. Do this with caution though.

    This is more like what you do with your girlfriend whom you trust completely.

    Which I do whole heartedly. It is said most people nowadays can't and miss out what sex should be.

    Sex should be whatever they want it to be, so long as they are aware of potential consequences. Both will always end up being safer than one or the other, though. It would be a good idea to both go and get tested as a show of responsibility before opting for protection from nothing except pregnancy.

    I agree, obviously, you want to get tested before you venture down the bareback road. I did, everything has turned out peachy because of it.

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  • ZeromusZeromus Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    "Trojan Intense Ribbed - Utrasmooth Lubricant" are actually wider than the average condom but of the same length, I believe.

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  • Irredeemably IndecisiveIrredeemably Indecisive WisconsinRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    precisionk wrote: »
    precisionk wrote: »
    Shogun wrote: »
    precisionk wrote: »
    Birth Control and bareback. Yee-haw. Do this with caution though.

    This is more like what you do with your girlfriend whom you trust completely.

    Which I do whole heartedly. It is said most people nowadays can't and miss out what sex should be.

    Sex should be whatever they want it to be, so long as they are aware of potential consequences. Both will always end up being safer than one or the other, though. It would be a good idea to both go and get tested as a show of responsibility before opting for protection from nothing except pregnancy.

    I agree, obviously, you want to get tested before you venture down the bareback road. I did, everything has turned out peachy because of it.

    Another problem with this though is that if for whatever reason you need to go back to condoms, sex will just not be the same.

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