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whatareya?

bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
edited October 2007 in Social Entropy++
yob or wanker?
You ever seen a live performance?
Join the wanker club.
You thought I meant table top dancing?
You're a yobbo, bob.

If a yob and wanker want a girl,
The wanker guy will get her -
Both of them are equally ugly,
the wanker hides it better.

A wanker fights inequality,
And for people's rights;
A wanker fights class prejudice.
A yobbo just fights.

stanford polo club...

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...or the lake county gladiators?

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wine country bed and breakfast...

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...or up the coast to the van park?

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german purity laws...

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...or wide tab for easy drinking?

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Yob or wanker - wanker or yob -
Pass me the brush to tar ya;
Make your choice then live your life:
Come on, pal: what are ya?


I'm a wanker!

(with all due thanks to the great TISM)

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  • You BastardYou Bastard Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    oh god australians have broke the fucking barriers

    code red code red

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited October 2007
    white man go back to england

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  • OdenOden Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I'm really more of a poofter or scumbag

    Oden on
  • OdenOden Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I've never seen a Foster's in my whole life

    If I ever buy one it will be for its novelty value

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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    i know but you just can't crack a tooheys joke in this sort of environment

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  • You BastardYou Bastard Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    minge is a nice word

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I love TISM.

    I was blasting "thunderbirds are coming out" a couple days ago in the parking lot while waiting for my friend and this dude stopped what he was doing at an ATM, turned, looked at me, and busted up laughing.

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Is this an Australia thread?

    Because what the fuck.

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  • yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    yanker

    no

    totally gay

    no

    invisible

    i'm invisible

    yourclothes on
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  • You BastardYou Bastard Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    man TISM sounds like a great investment with an adequate riskfree rate of ear-pleasure returns

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  • OdenOden Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    this thread is so australian i dont even understand it

    like those old seedy guys in rural pubs who give you the look™ when you step in

    accents so thick I cannot decipher what they are saying

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I met some dudes at a punk show on saturday who were from Australia. Melbourne, to be specific. It was a two man band, with the drummer doing backup vocals and also drumming while standing. He liked to jump onto shit while the guitarist solo'd and then jump down to hit the drums really hard when he was to pick up the beat. Their best song was called "You Drive Like a Cunt."

    Really nice guys - got to hang out with them before and ofter - even managed to score a free beer, and they wouldn't even let me buy them a drink to pay them back.

    T'was fucking awesome.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited October 2007
    dang ol' australia

    why can't we just round up all the dang australians and leave them on a deadly savage island so ain't no one gotta deal with 'em

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    what a terrible goddamn song

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  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited October 2007
    wait a second

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  • OdenOden Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    there is nothing savage about this country except the summer

    Oden on
  • Shifty FisterShifty Fister Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    dang ol' australia

    why can't we just round up all the dang australians and leave them on a deadly savage island so ain't no one gotta deal with 'em

    Oh wai-

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    man TISM sounds like a great investment with an adequate riskfree rate of ear-pleasure returns

    you'd think so

    but you listen to them and

    actually no

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  • You BastardYou Bastard Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    hey knob have I talked about you updating bonertown

    have I created a whole thread informing you of how bonertown need an update

    have you said to me your current engagements in the present outweigh your bonertown updating priorities

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Wait is this thread Australia or not?

    I need answers.

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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    it's australian but it's pretending to be australian for the wider audience so it ends up being not very authentic

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited October 2007
    hey knob have I talked about you updating bonertown

    have I created a whole thread informing you of how bonertown need an update

    have you said to me your current engagements in the present outweigh your bonertown updating priorities

    i actually have some new stuff written down

    i just need to get in a drawin' kinda mood

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    probably australia

    they're more proper in eglandland

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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    anyway you don't get the point

    it's a yob or wanker thread

    what are ya?

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  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited October 2007
    draw for me

    draw for me, my angel of music

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    If anyone is interested in the band, they were called "Digger and the Pussycats" and here's a rad video:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8AUTqMjkBc

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    bsjezz wrote: »
    anyway you don't get the point

    it's a yob or wanker thread

    what are ya?

    see what are those

    define them first

    Raneados on
  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    draw for me

    draw for me, my angel of music

    SING MY ANGEL!

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  • You BastardYou Bastard Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    in before put another shrimp on the barby

    You Bastard on
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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited October 2007
    a wunch of bankers

    Knob on
  • You BastardYou Bastard Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    mate

    You Bastard on
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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    are you a sri lanker?

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  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    in before put another shrimp on the barby

    Prawn.

    Tiger Prawn.

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  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited October 2007
    i'm not your mate

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  • OdenOden Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    bsjezz wrote: »
    anyway you don't get the point

    it's a yob or wanker thread

    what are ya?

    see what are those

    define them first

    redneck/faggot

    Oden on
  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    bsjezz wrote: »
    anyway you don't get the point

    it's a yob or wanker thread

    what are ya?

    see what are those

    define them first

    arent you supposed to be british or something

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Fuck rednecks.

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  • You BastardYou Bastard Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    i'm not your mate

    mate

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  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    i'm not your mate

    partner?

    buddy?

    casual coital companion?

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited October 2007
    fag

    Knob on
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