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I'm going to get some pork and sweet chilli sausages and grill them and serve them with a tomato sauce made from tomatoes, vinegar, honey and rosemary, and serve all of that with purple sprouted broccoli.
Talking of kettle chips, whatever happened to that spicy orange flavour (mesquite?)? They were one of the few brands I could eat and a couple months ago they just dissapeared from all the shops I use. God they were the best crisps.
Talking of kettle chips, whatever happened to that spicy orange flavour (mesquite?)? They were one of the few brands I could eat and a couple months ago they just dissapeared from all the shops I use. God they were the best crisps.
I don't know, but you should really try the new honey barbecue flavour.
Also, Richy, if you're not just being oblivious, then she sounds a little crazy/paranoid in which case you're probably best staying away, at least for now.
I don't know, but you should really try the new honey barbecue flavour.
Also, Richy, if you're not just being oblivious, then she sounds a little crazy/paranoid in which case you're probably best staying away, at least for now.
You think she's being paranoid? In all fairness, I was just talking about keeping her dead corpse in a giant jar in my basement and raping it from time to time...
I don't know, but you should really try the new honey barbecue flavour.
Also, Richy, if you're not just being oblivious, then she sounds a little crazy/paranoid in which case you're probably best staying away, at least for now.
You think she's being paranoid? In all fairness, I was just talking about keeping her dead corpse in a giant jar in my basement and raping it from time to time...
Wait, I missed something here.
What I gleaned was:
You were friends
She sends you an odd facebook message
You're no longer friends and you think you haven't done anything untoward
I don't know, but you should really try the new honey barbecue flavour.
Also, Richy, if you're not just being oblivious, then she sounds a little crazy/paranoid in which case you're probably best staying away, at least for now.
You think she's being paranoid? In all fairness, I was just talking about keeping her dead corpse in a giant jar in my basement and raping it from time to time...
Wait, I missed something here.
What I gleaned was:
You were friends
She sends you an odd facebook message
You're no longer friends and you think you haven't done anything untoward
???
Yeah, the necrophilia thing was just a [chat] joke. I didn't tell her that. Nor did I have any intentions of actually doing it.
As for what happened, it may take more than three lines to explain, and I may get lynched by the [chat] population if I tell the story again. I can PM it to you if you'd really like.
I went to an all-you-can-eat sushi for dinner last night.
It's 3pm now, I haven't had breakfast or lunch yet, and I'm not even remotely hungry.
Yeah, same thing happens when I get stuffed on sushi too. Fish is really good for stuffing your face, since it's very light in your stomach but still chock full of protein so it doesn't get broken down in 2 minutes like bread or pasta.
Also, Richy, you might be overreacting a bit, I mean it's only been, what 3 days? She might be busy or something :P But really, no matter what's going on at her end, the worst thing you can do is freak out. If she isn't being paranoid, then you've just given her reason to be; and if she was being paranoid, you've just justified her paranoia.
and you are my African Queen, the girl of my dreams.
you take me where I've never been
you make my heart go ting-a-ling-a-ling, oh ahh
you are my African Queen, the girl of my dreams
and you remind me of a thing
and that is the African beauty yeahhh
Ah!
Du wolltest mich nicht deinen Mund
küssen lassen, Jokanaan!
Wohl, ich werde ihn jetzt küssen!
Ich will mit meinen Zähnen
hineinbeißen,
wie man in eine reife Frucht
beißen mag.
Ja, ich will ihn jetzt küssen
deinen Mund, Jokanaan.
Ich hab' es gesagt.
Hab' ich's nicht gesagt?
Ah! ah! Ich will ihn jetzt küssen.
Aber warum siehst du mich nicht an,
Jokanaan?
Deine Augen,
die so schrecklich waren,
so voller Wut und Verachtung,
sind jetzt geschlossen.
Warum sind sie geschlossen?
Öffne doch die Augen!
So hebe deine Lider, Jokanaan!
Warum siehst du mich nicht an?
Hast du Angst vor mir, Jokanaan,
daß du mich nicht ansehen willst?
Und deine Zunge,
sie spricht kein Wort, Jokanaan,
diese Scharlachnatter,
die ihren Geifer gegen mich spie.
Es ist seltsam, nicht?
Wie kommt es, daß diese rote Natter
sich nicht mehr rührt?
Du sprachst böse Worte gegen mich,
gegen mich, Salome,
die Tochter der Herodias,
Prinzessin von Judäa.
Nun wohl!
Ich lebe noch, aber du bist tot,
und dein Kopf, dein Kopf gehört mir!
Ich kann mit ihm tun, was ich will.
Ich kann ihn den Hunden vorwerfen
und den Vögeln der Luft.
Was die Hunde übrig lassen,
sollen die Vögel der Luft verzehren.
Ah! Jokanaan, Jokanaan,
du warst schön.
Dein Leib war eine Elfenbeinsäule
auf silbernen Füßen.
Er war ein Garten voller Tauben
in der Silberlilien Glanz.
Nichts in der Welt
war so weiß wie dein Leib.
Nichts in der Welt
war so schwarz wie dein Haar.
In der ganzen Welt
war nichts so rot wie dein Mund.
Deine Stimme
war ein Weirauchgefäß,
und wenn ich ansah,
hörte ich geheimnisvolle Musik.
Ah! Warum hast du mich nicht angesehn,
Jokanaan? Du legtest über deine Augendie Binde eines,
der seinen Gott schauen wollte.Wohl!
Du hast deinen Gott gesehn, Jokanaan,
aber mich, mich, hast du nie gesehn.
Hättest du mich gesehn, du hättest mich geliebt!
Ich dürste nach deiner Schönheit.
Ich hungre nach deinem Leib.
Nicht Wein noch Äpfelkönnen mein Verlangen stillen.
Was soll ich jetzt tun, Jokanaan?
Nicht die Fluten, noch die großen Wasser
können dieses brünstige Begehren löschen.
Oh! Warum sahst du mich nicht an?
Hättest du mich angesehn,
du hättest mich geliebt.
Ich weiß es wohl, du hättest mich geliebt.
Und das Geheimnis der Liebe ist größer
als das Geheimnis des Todes.
Edit: Hmm, that was a bit longer than I thought...
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I don't know, but you should really try the new honey barbecue flavour.
Also, Richy, if you're not just being oblivious, then she sounds a little crazy/paranoid in which case you're probably best staying away, at least for now.
I should really cook some dinner...just realised it's 7.30pm...
Did they pull out of the computer, drag the computer off the desk, or cause your head to snap back when you reached the end?
One of these is a funnier result than the others.
The embarrassment was worse than the actual head snapping.
I should leave work.
My housemate, ex and friends in general all love that site.
But you meant that jokingly, right?
...Right?
How many witnesses?
drownin mah sorrows
Going out for Indian buffet in a bit, yummy!
No one, I just felt like an incredible ass.
Of course.
<.<
>.>
*smiles innocently*
*closes door to basement*
So, how about that local sports team?
It's 3pm now, I haven't had breakfast or lunch yet, and I'm not even remotely hungry.
Wait, I missed something here.
What I gleaned was:
You were friends
She sends you an odd facebook message
You're no longer friends and you think you haven't done anything untoward
???
As for what happened, it may take more than three lines to explain, and I may get lynched by the [chat] population if I tell the story again. I can PM it to you if you'd really like.
Yeah, same thing happens when I get stuffed on sushi too. Fish is really good for stuffing your face, since it's very light in your stomach but still chock full of protein so it doesn't get broken down in 2 minutes like bread or pasta.
Also, Richy, you might be overreacting a bit, I mean it's only been, what 3 days? She might be busy or something :P But really, no matter what's going on at her end, the worst thing you can do is freak out. If she isn't being paranoid, then you've just given her reason to be; and if she was being paranoid, you've just justified her paranoia.
you take me where I've never been
you make my heart go ting-a-ling-a-ling, oh ahh
you are my African Queen, the girl of my dreams
and you remind me of a thing
and that is the African beauty yeahhh
(live it off the wall)
Edit: Hmm, that was a bit longer than I thought...
Seems like an important enough decision...
Don't chu?
*moaning sound*
...Thighs?