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  • IreneDAdlerIreneDAdler Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Saburbia wrote: »
    You should cover him in extra ketchup when you put him in the bun. I hear tomato is good for getting rid of skunk stink.

    Yea I gave my mom ketchup, now I hide in my room where its safe from the smell.

    I keep imagining that the puppy in your av is saying all the words you're writing, and it's so cute I want to gag.

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  • DocDoc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2007
    The problem is that a lot of guys (well, a lot of people) don't know the difference between "nice" and "passive."

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  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    i really can't wait to get home tomorrow and just fucking play halo 3 and portal until i explode

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  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2007
    Whee, time to workout. Or I can sit around and procrastinate some more.

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  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Doc wrote: »
    The problem is that a lot of guys (well, a lot of people) don't know the difference between "nice" and "passive."

    Yeah.

    Also the time most guys are first learning how to interact with girls (on the romantic and sexual levels) is during our early teenage years, which is when they're learning how to interact with us. So we behave stupidly, which causes them to expect us to behave stupidly, which causes them to behave stupidly, which causes us to expect them to behave stupidly...

    Not only is it the blind leading the blind, but it's the blind teaching the blind how to read maps drawn by the blind.

    At least, that pretty much was how my high school years went, and it took the better part of college and even a couple years after college to get my head un-fucked.

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    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Blargh, the median was a freaking 76 on that test, according to her the highest ever in her class... and the mean was a 72. That is far too high. Jesus. And I fucked up the test and got an 87. I am so retarded. I am angry.

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  • IreneDAdlerIreneDAdler Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I don't understand this "Nice Guy" thing at all. I bet it's just that most people are about as intellectually interesting as drying paint, but "bad boys" can compensate for that somewhat by being jerks, and fool other people into thinking that they're interesting.

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Piano transcriptions of orchestral music are always fun.

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  • yalborapyalborap Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I don't understand this "Nice Guy" thing at all. I bet it's just that most people are about as intellectually interesting as drying paint, but "bad boys" can compensate for that somewhat by being jerks, and fool other people into thinking that they're interesting.

    I believe the common logic is that 'people like confident people. "Bad boys" and jackasses are frequently confident, while a 'Nice Guy' is usually immensely non-confident'.

    Or something like that.

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  • sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited October 2007
    I think I used to pull that Nice Guy nonsense? But that was back before I joined D&D, I think.

    Anyway, my relationship trouble right now is limited to lasting too long during sex. I'm just hoping next time we can set aside more than 45 minutes.

    ...........

    Seriously though right at the beginning to make sure I wouldn't finish early I thought about the World Series, and David Ortiz in particular and I'm pretty sure that ruined it for me for the rest of the day.

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  • DocDoc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2007
    http://xkcd.com/

    I like today's.

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I'm a pretty nice guy

    I know exactly why women don't date me

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  • IreneDAdlerIreneDAdler Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    yalborap wrote: »
    I don't understand this "Nice Guy" thing at all. I bet it's just that most people are about as intellectually interesting as drying paint, but "bad boys" can compensate for that somewhat by being jerks, and fool other people into thinking that they're interesting.

    I believe the common logic is that 'people like confident people. "Bad boys" and jackasses are frequently confident, while a 'Nice Guy' is usually immensely non-confident'.

    Or something like that.

    Yeah, I don't buy that at all.

    I would probably elaborate more, but I'm feeling pretty crabby right now at all the stupid I just accidentally read in some of the other D&D threads.

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  • sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited October 2007
    Elendil wrote: »
    I'm a pretty nice guy

    I know exactly why women don't date me

    Because you have a level 3,000-something Djinn?

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  • IreneDAdlerIreneDAdler Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Elendil wrote: »
    I'm a pretty nice guy

    I know exactly why women don't date me

    And why is that?

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  • stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I don't understand this "Nice Guy" thing at all. I bet it's just that most people are about as intellectually interesting as drying paint, but "bad boys" can compensate for that somewhat by being jerks, and fool other people into thinking that they're interesting.
    Lack of confidence and any idea of how to properly go about wooing a lady are the problem, I think.

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Elendil wrote: »
    I'm a pretty nice guy

    I know exactly why women don't date me

    And why is that?
    A veritable cornucopia of personal faults!

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  • sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited October 2007
    yalborap wrote: »
    I don't understand this "Nice Guy" thing at all. I bet it's just that most people are about as intellectually interesting as drying paint, but "bad boys" can compensate for that somewhat by being jerks, and fool other people into thinking that they're interesting.

    I believe the common logic is that 'people like confident people. "Bad boys" and jackasses are frequently confident, while a 'Nice Guy' is usually immensely non-confident'.

    Or something like that.

    Yeah, I don't buy that at all.

    I would probably elaborate more, but I'm feeling pretty crabby right now at all the stupid I just accidentally read in some of the other D&D threads.

    No, I think yalb's got a point. Girls especially seem to over-value confidence -- it's like confidence is to women in America as huge boobs are to American men. Both have very little bearing on an actual relationship or compatibility, but are highly sought after by a great many people.

    Also, insecurity is often genuinely unattractive. I mean, it's one thing to be somewhat shy/nervous/inexperienced, and another thing to be clingy and constantly in need of reassurance. I think a lot of Nice Guys aren't actually nice at all, but just really insecure, and they prefer to think of that as being "nice."

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Elendil wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    I'm a pretty nice guy

    I know exactly why women don't date me

    And why is that?
    A veritable cornucopia of personal faults!

    Don't forget the hideous appearance

    and the personal hygiene issues

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  • stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Elendil wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    I'm a pretty nice guy

    I know exactly why women don't date me
    And why is that?
    A veritable cornucopia of personal faults!
    Is this cornucopia filled with delicious fall harvest?

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  • yalborapyalborap Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    suilimeA wrote: »
    yalborap wrote: »
    I don't understand this "Nice Guy" thing at all. I bet it's just that most people are about as intellectually interesting as drying paint, but "bad boys" can compensate for that somewhat by being jerks, and fool other people into thinking that they're interesting.

    I believe the common logic is that 'people like confident people. "Bad boys" and jackasses are frequently confident, while a 'Nice Guy' is usually immensely non-confident'.

    Or something like that.

    Yeah, I don't buy that at all.

    I would probably elaborate more, but I'm feeling pretty crabby right now at all the stupid I just accidentally read in some of the other D&D threads.

    No, I think yalb's got a point. Girls especially seem to over-value confidence -- it's like confidence is to women in America as huge boobs are to American men. Both have very little bearing on an actual relationship or compatibility, but are highly sought after by a great many people.

    Also, insecurity is often genuinely unattractive. I mean, it's one thing to be somewhat shy/nervous/inexperienced, and another thing to be clingy and constantly in need of reassurance. I think a lot of Nice Guys aren't actually nice at all, but just really insecure, and they prefer to think of that as being "nice."

    See, this is why I don't lie to myself. I'm an insecure shitcock, and that's all there is to it!

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  • sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited October 2007
    Yeah this whole "girl actually being interested in me" thing has really thrown me for a loop.

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  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    I'm a pretty nice guy

    I know exactly why women don't date me

    And why is that?
    A veritable cornucopia of personal faults!

    Don't forget the hideous appearance

    and the personal hygiene issues
    And the people you choose to associate with online reflect poorly on yourself.

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  • IreneDAdlerIreneDAdler Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    suilimeA wrote: »
    Girls especially seem to over-value confidence -- it's like confidence is to women in America as huge boobs are to American men.

    Buh?

    Well, I can't speak for the whole female population, because I'm obviously more intelligent and just an all-around better person than all the rest of them, but I personally don't feel that way at all.
    Also, insecurity is often genuinely unattractive. I mean, it's one thing to be somewhat shy/nervous/inexperienced, and another thing to be clingy and constantly in need of reassurance. I think a lot of Nice Guys aren't actually nice at all, but just really insecure, and they prefer to think of that as being "nice."

    I was gonna respond to this in a thoughtful manner, but I'm crabby and thus disinclined to engage in rational thought. Suffice it to say that most people are idiots and I hate them, and that's why being nice isn't actually detrimental to your romantic career, and girls don't actually like jerks more for being jerks.

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    That too

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  • IreneDAdlerIreneDAdler Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Elendil wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    I'm a pretty nice guy

    I know exactly why women don't date me

    And why is that?
    A veritable cornucopia of personal faults!

    Anyone who likes Soviet composers can't be all that bad.

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  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Confidence is an umbrella term for a whole lot of virtues of character that are attractive to women and usually to men as well

    Some guys don't like a confident woman, which is unfortunate

    Good thing they're confident, though, so they don't really give a shit what those assholes don't like

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    stilist wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    I'm a pretty nice guy

    I know exactly why women don't date me
    And why is that?
    A veritable cornucopia of personal faults!
    Is this cornucopia filled with delicious fall harvest?
    More of a fail harvest. Ho ho!

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    suilimeA wrote: »
    Girls especially seem to over-value confidence -- it's like confidence is to women in America as huge boobs are to American men.

    Buh?

    Well, I can't speak for the whole female population, because I'm obviously more intelligent and just an all-around better person than all the rest of them, but I personally don't feel that way at all.
    So you go more for the big boobs?

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Elendil wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    I'm a pretty nice guy

    I know exactly why women don't date me

    And why is that?
    A veritable cornucopia of personal faults!

    Anyone who likes Soviet composers can't be all that bad.

    Stalin was nice to puppies, I hear

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  • sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited October 2007
    suilimeA wrote: »
    Girls especially seem to over-value confidence -- it's like confidence is to women in America as huge boobs are to American men.

    Buh?

    Well, I can't speak for the whole female population, because I'm obviously more intelligent and just an all-around better person than all the rest of them, but I personally don't feel that way at all.

    Well, yeah. That's kind of my point -- it's kind of stupid to put as much value on that as many/most people do.
    Also, insecurity is often genuinely unattractive. I mean, it's one thing to be somewhat shy/nervous/inexperienced, and another thing to be clingy and constantly in need of reassurance. I think a lot of Nice Guys aren't actually nice at all, but just really insecure, and they prefer to think of that as being "nice."

    I was gonna respond to this in a thoughtful manner, but I'm crabby and thus disinclined to engage in rational thought. Suffice it to say that most people are idiots and I hate them, and that's why being nice isn't actually detrimental to your romantic career, and girls don't actually like jerks more for being jerks.

    Um, so we agree?

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  • IreneDAdlerIreneDAdler Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    So you go more for the big boobs?

    Yes. My preference for voluminous breasts derives from a deep-seated self-loathing at my 12-year-old boy-like physique.

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    So you go more for the big boobs?

    Yes. My preference for voluminous breasts derives from a deep-seated self-loathing at my 12-year-old boy-like physique.

    But you've got your pick of the best men NAMBLA has to offer

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  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited October 2007
    Hey Aem, I hadn't heard you'd closed the deal - who's the lucky lass? Your debate friend?

    And yeah, Nice Guys tell themselves they're nice when they're actually just being passive/clingy/weird.
    suilimeA wrote: »
    Also, insecurity is often genuinely unattractive. I mean, it's one thing to be somewhat shy/nervous/inexperienced, and another thing to be clingy and constantly in need of reassurance.

    This too. I didn't realize until I dated someone who was like this that I realized just how grindingly annoying it could be.

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Elendil wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    I'm a pretty nice guy

    I know exactly why women don't date me

    And why is that?
    A veritable cornucopia of personal faults!

    Anyone who likes Soviet composers can't be all that bad.
    Speaking of which, I revisited the Shostakovich 5 and was surprised at how... gorgeous the third movement was. Shostakovich isn't one I tend to associate with that descriptor.

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  • IreneDAdlerIreneDAdler Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    suilimeA wrote: »
    Um, so we agree?

    Yay!

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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I jsut wave my penis at women I am courting

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Elendil wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    I'm a pretty nice guy

    I know exactly why women don't date me

    And why is that?
    A veritable cornucopia of personal faults!

    Anyone who likes Soviet composers can't be all that bad.
    Speaking of which, I revisited the Shostakovich 5 and was surprised at how... gorgeous the third movement was. Shostakovich isn't one I tend to associate with that descriptor.

    Did you ever think your trouble with women might stem from your flaming homosexuality?

    Senjutsu on
  • sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited October 2007
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    Hey Aem, I hadn't heard you'd closed the deal - who's the lucky lass? Your debate friend?

    Nay, a girl from my math class (which we actually both ended up dropping) who is far saner and cuter.

    I think it's starting to weird her out that I didn't finish either time, though.

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    I'm a pretty nice guy

    I know exactly why women don't date me

    And why is that?
    A veritable cornucopia of personal faults!

    Anyone who likes Soviet composers can't be all that bad.
    Speaking of which, I revisited the Shostakovich 5 and was surprised at how... gorgeous the third movement was. Shostakovich isn't one I tend to associate with that descriptor.

    Did you ever think your trouble with women might stem from your flaming homosexuality?
    Nonsense. I love penis.

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