i was watching a video in my criminal justice class today and they were talking to a guy who had a prison sentence of 625 years
that's a lot of years
There's a Carlin bit where he talks about a guy who's serving something like 7 life sentences and 3 death penalties.
Obviously he's not going to finish that sentence.
All sitting in her own private forum that no one else can post in. Talking to herself while a few view it and sigh because shes going crazy talking to herself. Then she befriends a cockroach and wacky hijinks occur.
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I should be getting out of jail next week. I must say this experience has been annoying at most.
Like ordering dinner at McDonald's, getting my food, and then driving half way home before realizing the bitches didn't put my fucking frys in the bag.
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edited November 2007
My dad used to be a guard in a maximum security prison outside Ely, Nevada. Boy does HE have some rad stories.
So my older brother got arrested for public intoxication and had to go to jail/detox for 12 hours. The forms for booking someone aren't really set up for someone like my brother.
"Level of education?"
"PhD."
"So...uh...diploma?"
"*sigh* Yeah."
"Where do you work?"
"The Mayo Clinic."
"Job title?"
"I don't really have a job title..."
"Well, something we can put down."
"Ya know what, just put down 'scientist' ok?"
"Oooh, I don't think we've had a scientist in here before."
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I've been working out a lot since I've been in jail guys.
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Metzger MeisterIt Gets Worsebefore it gets any better.Registered Userregular
edited November 2007
Here's a story.
There was this guy at the prison while my dad worked there. Vinny something. Guy was a roid rager, beat three dudes to death with his bare hands. Or bear hands, if you enjoy that mental picture.
Anyway, this guy put his own eye out. I don't know the whole story, but one day the dude just lost his mind and jabbed his own eye out. Bit off his middle finger too, on account of a hangnail that was bothering him mightily.
My mom was pregnant with me and ran right into this dude. All 6'8" of him. This guy did pushups in his cell, all day, that's it. 23 hour lockdown and he did pushups until it was lights out. So, my mom, seven or eight months pregnant with li'l ol' me, runs smack dab into his chest. Usually there's four guards walking in front, to either side, and behind him, but apparently something went awry.
Anyway, the guy felt pretty bad about it. He knew my mom was Steve Leander's wife, so he said "Sorry Missus Leander. Are you okay?"
Also, both of my uncles and their wives worked at the prison too.
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There's a Carlin bit where he talks about a guy who's serving something like 7 life sentences and 3 death penalties.
Obviously he's not going to finish that sentence.
Ahahahahaha
that is delightful
Fuck that. I want a public execution.
it would be the best
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Once every 150 seconds.
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that plus her sighing
"Pewfta"
Or whatever the fuck it is.
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I guess the guards are rationing her ADHD medication.
Satalite? Is that like a less fattening alternative to IDE?
I don't have cable or satellite at my house either...
also where is my solitary thread guys, c'mon
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I smuggle knowledge.
I smuggle it to the people.
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is that irony, i don't know
you claim you are a political prisoner
worse
Uriel's room.
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Oh god.
She'll suffocate on his semen-coated blubber.
Are those power line towers or very stiff people with triangle pants and shirts?
I wouldn't want to make you too smart, Druhim.
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Like ordering dinner at McDonald's, getting my food, and then driving half way home before realizing the bitches didn't put my fucking frys in the bag.
"Level of education?"
"PhD."
"So...uh...diploma?"
"*sigh* Yeah."
"Where do you work?"
"The Mayo Clinic."
"Job title?"
"I don't really have a job title..."
"Well, something we can put down."
"Ya know what, just put down 'scientist' ok?"
"Oooh, I don't think we've had a scientist in here before."
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There was this guy at the prison while my dad worked there. Vinny something. Guy was a roid rager, beat three dudes to death with his bare hands. Or bear hands, if you enjoy that mental picture.
Anyway, this guy put his own eye out. I don't know the whole story, but one day the dude just lost his mind and jabbed his own eye out. Bit off his middle finger too, on account of a hangnail that was bothering him mightily.
My mom was pregnant with me and ran right into this dude. All 6'8" of him. This guy did pushups in his cell, all day, that's it. 23 hour lockdown and he did pushups until it was lights out. So, my mom, seven or eight months pregnant with li'l ol' me, runs smack dab into his chest. Usually there's four guards walking in front, to either side, and behind him, but apparently something went awry.
Anyway, the guy felt pretty bad about it. He knew my mom was Steve Leander's wife, so he said "Sorry Missus Leander. Are you okay?"
Also, both of my uncles and their wives worked at the prison too.
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