Shiv's in the Bathroom all up ins (The Jail Thread)

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  • tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Master of Puppets is the best Metallica song.

    i like the ecstacy of gold because they dont sing in it

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Reload should never have been allowed to happen.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Saint Anger should never have been allowed to happen.

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    tsplitter wrote: »
    Master of Puppets is the best Metallica song.

    i like the ecstacy of gold because they dont sing in it

    Call of Cthulu is their best instrumental and no I am not saying that because it has Cthulu in the title. I couldn't give two shits about Lovecraft.

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  • Wedge BiggsWedge Biggs Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Here's a question:

    If you had to be executed, how would you like to go? Only valid forms of execution in the United States count.

    Firing Squad? Hanging? Lethal Injection? Electric Chair? Me, I'd go with the firing squad... it's just cool.

    Hanging. I'd be doing neck crunches from day 1 of my incarceration if I knew that shit was coming. I want a messy hanging.

    Heh. Popping off of the head would so get you yelled at by someone.

    "Jesus fucking Christ, what the hell was all that goddamnit I hate you you're fired."

    Technically though... that would be a succesful execution.

    GIS, safesearch off, for hanging head "pop off". Heh.

    Is that Saddam? :D

    [hardon] I believe so. [/hardon]

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Saint Anger, reload and load should never have been allowed to happen.

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Wedge is apparently a necrophiliac.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Wedge is apparently a necrophiliac.

    He just has a fetish...


    FOR JUSTICE.

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  • Wedge BiggsWedge Biggs Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Saint Anger,women's suffrage, reload and load should never have been allowed to happen.

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Hug me, Metzger.

    Hug me and don't let go.

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I blow a load whenever I see justice going on.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Hug me, Metzger.

    Hug me and don't let go.

    (\^-^/)

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  • tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Nickelback should never have been allowed to happen.

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  • PusciferPuscifer Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Shit is about go down.

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I can agree with that statement.

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  • Wedge BiggsWedge Biggs Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    What's it feel like to hold a woman in your arms?

































    You know, a live one.

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    they squirm a lot, Wedge.

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  • tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    if you hit them in the head with a rock they wont do it as much

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  • Wedge BiggsWedge Biggs Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    they squirm a lot, Wedge.

    How much force should I apply to their oxygen tubes to make them stop squirming, but not kill them right away?

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    tsplitter wrote: »
    if you hit them in the head with a rock they wont do it as much

    Oh no, they do it much more when they're unconscious. :winky:

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  • tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    tsplitter wrote: »
    if you hit them in the head with a rock they wont do it as much

    Oh no, they do it much more when they're unconscious. :winky:

    you lovable trollop

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    tsplitter wrote: »
    tsplitter wrote: »
    if you hit them in the head with a rock they wont do it as much

    Oh no, they do it much more when they're unconscious. :winky:

    you lovable trollop

    Don't hate me because I rape unconscious women and then paint their faces with clown make-up as a calling card.

    Hate me because they're all over 70.

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  • tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    <3<3

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Man, I'm on a roll today.

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  • Wedge BiggsWedge Biggs Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    The best part about having wonderful, loving relations with geriatrics and toddlers is hearing their hips break.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    That's the difference between a ninety year old woman and a baby, you know.


    You can have butt-sex with them and not kill them.

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  • Wedge BiggsWedge Biggs Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    That's the difference between a ninety year old woman and a baby, you know.


    You can have butt-sex with them and not kill them.

    Wait... it's not supposed to kill one of them? which?

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I was hanging out with this guy once. I was really getting along with him and then he got hurt and kind of confused when I told him that Nickleback was utter shit. This just didn't make sense to him.

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  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited November 2007
    tsplitter wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    i was jailed once

    it was supposed to just be a short one

    then bogey forgot about me and i ended up being in jail for weeks until i asked about it
    i think we all know what must be done about bogey
    Early application for sainthood?

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I was hanging out with this guy once. I was really getting along with him and then he got hurt and kind of confused when I told him that Nickleback was utter shit. This just didn't make sense to him.

    Yeah some of the people you meet in real life have shit opinions
    And you can't go crazy and type in all caps like you can online
    It's a damn shame

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    BusterK wrote: »
    I was hanging out with this guy once. I was really getting along with him and then he got hurt and kind of confused when I told him that Nickleback was utter shit. This just didn't make sense to him.

    Yeah some of the people you meet in real life have shit opinions
    And you can't go crazy and type in all caps like you can online
    It's a damn shame
    To be fair, I probably walked away from that encounter more befuddled than he was.

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I find that most people with a modicum of social skills usually just say
    "What?" then shrug their shoulders
    Then move on to something else

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
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    HAY GUYS

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    There's a place inside
    The gaurds can't touch

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
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    dang them's some bucks bunny teeth

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
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  • SASA Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Well, you know what they say about dudes who like prison movies...

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Rape, Riot and Revenge, huh? Sounds like Thanksgiving at the Penguin house.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    BusterK wrote: »
    I was hanging out with this guy once. I was really getting along with him and then he got hurt and kind of confused when I told him that Nickleback was utter shit. This just didn't make sense to him.

    Yeah some of the people you meet in real life have shit opinions
    And you can't go crazy and type in all caps like you can online
    It's a damn shame
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  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    man i so want to complain

    i really do

    but im not

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