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People are cunts: ITT shit you have had stolen

Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then?Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
edited December 2007 in Social Entropy++
I just wandered down to my car and thought it was strange that the door way ajar.

Turns out some dicks had broken into my car and made off with my deck, amp and sub.

I'm kinda pissed but I'm more pissed they managed to rip the fucking centre console out and crack the fucking thing. I'm going to have to fucking fix this shit now.

Luckily because they are bumfuck stupid they didn't take other more valuable things here is a list of things they decided to leave.

My iPod
My $350 sunglasses
My brand new climbing gear bought yesterday also worth $300.

So in short people are cunts.

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    $350 dollar sunglasses.

    Jesus.

    Do your eyes uncontrollably shoot lazers?

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  • QuestionMarkManQuestionMarkMan Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Somebody broke into my house last year but didn't steal anything

    They left a message on our answering machine

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  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Once somebody stole me 5$

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  • Bizzaro StormyBizzaro Stormy I am Bizzaro Stormy. I am Bizzaro Stormy.Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I am Bizzaro Stormy.

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I've had my car broken into and the stereo ripped out.


    Six months later it was broken into again and they left the stereo but stole my prescription sunglasses.

    A year later my apartment was broken into and they took everything but the furniture.

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Somebody broke into my house last year but didn't steal anything

    They left a message on our answering machine

    Was it an interesting message?

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  • musanmanmusanman Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    somebody stole my golf clubs out of my trunk

    do you have homeowners insurance? if you file a police report you can pay like $500 and get it all replaced...I got 2 grand worth of golf stuff

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  • Shifty FisterShifty Fister Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    $350 dollar sunglasses.

    Jesus.

    Do your eyes uncontrollably shoot lazers?

    Yours don't?

    When I was a young lad, some kid stole my Pokemon Blue version. I was so pissed. I caught 'em all as well. So I told on him so bad.

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  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    I've had my car broken into and the stereo ripped out.


    Six months later it was broken into again and they left the stereo but stole my prescription sunglasses.

    A year later my apartment was broken into and they took everything but the furniture.

    Your not a lucky fella

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2007
    SE++ stole my innocence.

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  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    The Geek wrote: »
    SE++ stole my innocence.

    those assholes

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Dadouw wrote: »
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    I've had my car broken into and the stereo ripped out.


    Six months later it was broken into again and they left the stereo but stole my prescription sunglasses.

    A year later my apartment was broken into and they took everything but the furniture.

    Your not a lucky fella


    Not particularly no. I also lived in a spectacularly bad neighborhood during college.


    Fortunatly I had renters insurance when my place was robbed. 103 bucks worth of insurance netted me a 5 grand check to replace all my shit.

    Can't buy back 3.5 years worth of college work on the hardrive though..

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  • snapsnap Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    for some reason i'm imagining you as one of those dudes that drives around with his music up so loud it rattles the dishes in my cabinet from an entire fucking block away.

    I fucking hate that

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    God stole my dog from me.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2007
    Ziplock, is that Spaced Invaders?

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    Seriously, my $10 sunglasses work just as well as your $350 ones.
    And I saved $340.

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  • Seattle ThreadSeattle Thread Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    The Pursuit of Happyness stole two hours of my life

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Somebody stole:

    The Fifth Element Special Edition
    Final Fantasy Origins
    Final Fantasy Chronicles
    Final Fantasy Anthology from my doom room a few years ago.

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  • FreddyDFreddyD Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Someone stole my car antenna. Who the hell would want that?

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I got my DS stolen a long time ago. Haven't bought another one since.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Also, I was once mugged for 2 dollars and a bus token.

    Seriously.

    Gun all in my face.

    For 2 bucks and a bus token.

    I am lucky to be alive.

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  • TheidarTheidar Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    $350 dollar sunglasses.

    Jesus.

    Do your eyes uncontrollably shoot lazers?

    Sort of, actually his eyes are portals to a dimension made entirely of lasers. The glasses prevent these lasers from spewing forth into our world.

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Why would you get your DS stolen?

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    The Geek wrote: »
    Ziplock, is that Spaced Invaders?


    It most certainly is.

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  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I think I stole something once

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  • QuestionMarkManQuestionMarkMan Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Blaket wrote: »
    Somebody broke into my house last year but didn't steal anything

    They left a message on our answering machine

    Was it an interesting message?
    We've got a gate at our house and when you ring to be let in it goes to our phone. There was nobody at our house at the time (our sister was supposed to be there) and our sister's piano teacher rang the gate to be let in. When you ring the gate long enough the answering machine gets turned on and apparently they picked up the phone and when they heard her asking to be let in they said something like "She's here" and then they opened the gate and left I guess. Nobody saw anything, our basement door that goes outside was open, and the cops never really did anything about it.

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  • monkeyfeet63monkeyfeet63 Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I had my virginity stolen once.

    I found the bastard who took and beat the shit out of him though.

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Lol! wrote: »
    Seriously, my $10 sunglasses work just as well as your $350 ones.
    And I saved $340.

    Mine look three hundred and forty dollars better than yours.

    I am picky about them the last pair I had were $80. The current pair are expensive as they are the only pair I like.

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Why would you get your DS stolen?

    Party at my house, someone tore apart my room looking for shit, the only thing I had in there worth anything was a DS, so they took that.

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Javen wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Why would you get your DS stolen?

    Party at my house, someone tore apart my room looking for shit, the only thing I had in there worth anything was a DS, so they took that.

    I keep my DS on a chain around my neck.

    So it's always close to my heart.

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  • Captain CrunchCaptain Crunch Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I haven't gotten anything stolen from me for years, last time I got shit stolen, it was some gameboy games

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2007
    I had my virginity stolen once.

    I found the bastard who took and beat the shit out of him though.

    Did you put it back?

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  • eric.eric. __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    MY OLD SKATEBOARD

    FUCK!!!

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I am in a fucking angry mood.

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    Oh shit my sunglasses look cooler.
    As long as they aren't ass-ugly, who gives a shit?
    If I'm spending $350, it's gonna be on a really good hooker.

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Blaket wrote: »
    I am in a fucking angry mood.

    Undertake months of ninja training.

    Get a cape.


    You know what you have to do.

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    Blaket wrote: »
    I am in a fucking angry mood.

    Undertake months of ninja training.

    Get a cape.


    You know what you have to do.

    I reckon Batman had more drive than, "Someone broke into my car"

    But you did manage to make me laugh so thanks.

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I can't feel sympathy for a man who buys $350 sunglasses

    I'm sorry

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  • monkeyfeet63monkeyfeet63 Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    The Geek wrote: »
    I had my virginity stolen once.

    I found the bastard who took and beat the shit out of him though.

    Did you put it back?

    No all I got from him was 3 months in jail.
    I had already lost my virginity so I had nothing to lose I guess.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2007
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    I can't feel sympathy for a man who buys $350 sunglasses

    I'm sorry

    I agree.

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