New Comic Thread for 12/19/07

Iskander

Well okay then

TheySlashThem

yay new Zero Punctuation

Kuribo's Shoe

if there was a problem yo I'll solve it

Tonkka

Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it?

jwalk

the parachute pants can actually be used as a parachute

Kuribo's Shoe

only when you have stopped can you truly collaborate and listen

Ruckus

Subsisto! Pango Vicis!

Javen

ThatDudeOverThere wrote: »

yay new Zero Punctuation

This one gets extra points for referencing CAD and their liberal use of superfluous text.

Kuribo's Shoe

but seriously somebody needs to voight-kampff scscscs

it's very important

TheySlashThem

"voight-kampff"?

PiptheFair

ThatDudeOverThere wrote: »

"voight-kampff"?

test to see if he is a replicant or not


and you call yourself a nerd

jwalk

know what a turtle is?

Tonkka

jwalk wrote: »

know what a turtle is?

PiptheFair

that movie made hitler look like a guy that didn't kill 6 million jews

TankHammer

Kuribo's Stocking wrote: »

only when you have stopped can you truly HAMMERTIME!

Jesus guys, nobody corrected this?

Barcardi

tiny tiny hands

dx-2052

NotACrook wrote: »

dx-2052 wrote: »

Well theres your problem!

*points to first panel*


Playing unreal on a console? UT3s for consoles design ("Consolitis") is what has made it so poor, like the crapy menus, the stupidly easy gameplay, really, it is like Epic TRIED to follow up on great games like Deus Ex 2, Oblivion (and to a slightly lesser extent, Morrowind) Bioshock Theif:Deadly Shadows and the upcoming Fallout 3. If you want proof you need to look no further then the redulous amounts of bloom that it shoves down your thought.

What?


ALSO: How the fuck can you follow-up on a game that's not out yet (Fallout 3)?? Oh god my brain is coming out

as for "great game" and Deus Ex 2 (as well as every game on that list)

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As for Fallout 3 I was refering to the (excessive amount of) bloom seen in many of the preview screenshots, and the fact that Todd Howard HAS explicity stated that the 360 is there primary design platform (i.e, it is a console game with massive amounts of bloom).

Kovak

what

Balefuego

I liked him better when he only had 2 posts

Jimothy

Kovak, I love whenever you post, because I imagine your superfly avatar is saying your post.

Also this comic reminds me of you.

Kovak

Jimothy wrote: »

Kovak, I love whenever you post, because I imagine your superfly avatar is saying your post.

Also this comic reminds me of you.

Ranx

This is a good comic, much better than last week.

Ranx

Also that is quite the supafly avatar you have Kovak.

Defender

I love the retarded amount of bloom in the "in-game" scenes in this comic.

Woodtopian

I am greatly appreciative of this comic.

Defender

NotACrook wrote: »

dx-2052 wrote: »

Well theres your problem!

*points to first panel*


Playing unreal on a console? UT3s for consoles design ("Consolitis") is what has made it so poor, like the crapy menus, the stupidly easy gameplay, really, it is like Epic TRIED to follow up on great games like Deus Ex 2, Oblivion (and to a slightly lesser extent, Morrowind) Bioshock Theif:Deadly Shadows and the upcoming Fallout 3. If you want proof you need to look no further then the redulous amounts of bloom that it shoves down your thought.

What?


ALSO: How the fuck can you follow-up on a game that's not out yet (Fallout 3)?? Oh god my brain is coming out

He also mentioned Thief 3 as a "great" game. It's not. Thief is a great series, Thief 3 is merely an OK game.

Also, look closely: he's posting as one would if one were a fucking idiot.

Fugitive

Guys quick I need that emoticon that looks mortified and slowly gets bigger and bigger.

Me Too!

The gif breaks the size rule I believe.

[Deleted User]

The user and all related content has been deleted.

Me Too!

I also don't have the gif, just the emoticon.

TheySlashThem

dx-2052 wrote: »

Well theres your problem!

*points to first panel*


Playing unreal on a console? UT3s for consoles design ("Consolitis") is what has made it so poor, like the crapy menus, the stupidly easy gameplay, really, it is like Epic TRIED to follow up on great games like Deus Ex 2, Oblivion (and to a slightly lesser extent, Morrowind) Bioshock Theif:Deadly Shadows and the upcoming Fallout 3. If you want proof that it was designed for consoles you need to look no further then the redulous amounts of bloom that it shoves down your thought.

Fugitive

Reading is a function of the right side of the brain!

PiptheFair

the only good thing about thief 3 was the cradle

Skull Man

one time I had bloom in my thought

Mr. Henry Bemis

i was all thinking about race cars and then my mind eye's was all like "whoa, ow"

Tossrock

Ruckus wrote: »

Weaver wrote: »

My grandfather got sucked into a black hole trying to make the Kessel Run.

My Grandfather died to bring us this information

Ho ho ho

well played

Also, I was the first person to point out that it wasn't a Nebulon B in that one comic. I am a real American Hero. Ol' dx-2052 is just hangin' on my coattails

TheySlashThem

I feel vindicated somewhat because Perchance To Dream was on TV just now

Cilla Black

I had a pretty good time overall with Thief 3. Gameplay wise it was more fun than 1 and slightly less fun than 2. It didn't live up to the others in level design and atmosphere though. (Excepting, of course, the Cradle)

ElectricBoogaloo

Here's that GIF
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v345/Dreamshard/WHY.gif

Defender

PiptheFair wrote: »

the only good thing about thief 3 was the cradle

The overall story was good, too, you know...finished out the trilogy. But yeah the gameplay was basically ass except for The Cradle, which was pretty much the best video game level ever.