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New Comic Thread for 12/19/07

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    alright I spent a lot of time on this and it is very personal to me

    originalsucked1.png

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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I lol'd

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited December 2007
    did you really? jesus

    Tube on
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    that is fucking surreal what the hell

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  • ZombotZombot Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Skull Man has a gift for edits.

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    So this is what it's like to be high.
    Nothing makes sense.

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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    did you really? jesus

    at the eye thing

    the rest is bleh

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    something for everyone!

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  • SegSeg Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Skull Man wrote: »
    something for everyone!

    I didn't really appreciate it at all, but if you are proud of it then that is what counts.

    Seg on
  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Skull Man will you cut that out

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    proud? christ no

    I erase the text and then type things as they come to me

    if there's something in that to laugh at, hooray

    if not, there's always the next one

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    So you're not even trying to make a joke.
    I'm not sure if that makes them better or worse.

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  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    keep it up, skull man!!

    :)

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited December 2007
    ho ho ho skull man doesn't like penny arcade yet he endlessly trolls the forums like the low rent halfwit that he is. How terribly edgy.

    Tube on
  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I like the art and people on the forums

    even you, tube

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  • ZombotZombot Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Well come on Tube.
    The hands are very very tiny.

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  • FabricateFabricate __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    And television does rule the nation.

    around the woorld

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    So these edits are done based on the monkey/typewriter/Shakespeare theory, basically.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    these esurance commercials sure are snazzy

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    man surely I ain't the only guy who kind of wants to fuck the esurance chick

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    a cursory google search confirms that you are indeed not the only one

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  • ZombotZombot Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Skull Man wrote: »
    man surely I ain't the only guy who kind of wants to fuck the esurance chick

    I would fuck her tenderly.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    a cursory google search confirms that you are indeed not the only one

    fuck

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    Zombot wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    man surely I ain't the only guy who kind of wants to fuck the esurance chick

    I would fuck her tenderly.

    Good
    You don't always have to fuck her hard. In fact, sometimes that's not right to do.

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  • redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I mean, it's a cartoon, so the only truly human thing you've got to be attracted to is her voice

    but her voice is annoying as hell, so

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  • ZombotZombot Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I think her voice is drop dead hot.

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  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    This brings up an interesting subject:

    Ugly girls, hot voice: Crime against nature?

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    More like a cruel joke perpetrated by a mischevious deity

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    august wrote: »
    Thief 3 was good except the levels got chopped up.

    Tribes: Vengeance was good except Tribes fans are fucking subhuman freaks.

    And Fallout will probably be awesome.

    Thief 3 was good except they watered down the gameplay and all the suspense and tension, thus killing the mood of the whole thing. Plus, of course, watered down gameplay is lame.

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  • augustaugust where you come from is gone Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Defender wrote: »
    august wrote: »
    Thief 3 was good except the levels got chopped up.

    Tribes: Vengeance was good except Tribes fans are fucking subhuman freaks.

    And Fallout will probably be awesome.

    Thief 3 was good except they watered down the gameplay and all the suspense and tension, thus killing the mood of the whole thing. Plus, of course, watered down gameplay is lame.

    What was watered down?

    I will concede the level design wasn't quite as good.

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  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    how come vidego games and 17 year old pop culture eh my old chum? eh?

    Yeah, countless painstaking hours.

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    butler I said I didn't think about it

    c'mon, man, you're better than this

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  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Skull Man wrote: »
    butler I said I didn't think about it

    c'mon, man, you're better than this
    maybe I'm not

    maybe I don't know what to believe any more

    I'm just a man on a forum with no answers

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    august wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    august wrote: »
    Thief 3 was good except the levels got chopped up.

    Tribes: Vengeance was good except Tribes fans are fucking subhuman freaks.

    And Fallout will probably be awesome.

    Thief 3 was good except they watered down the gameplay and all the suspense and tension, thus killing the mood of the whole thing. Plus, of course, watered down gameplay is lame.

    What was watered down?

    I will concede the level design wasn't quite as good.

    OK I mean I just said this, but I'm totally in love with the sound of my own voice, so...

    In Thief 1 and 2, the game was designed to be played on Expert. You could tell because the storyline progressed in ways that included Garrett doing things that were only objectives in Expert mode, and not doing things that most players would do, except that they weren't allowed in Expert mode. For example, in Thief 2, we can tell that Garrett doesn't kill Ramirez in "Assassins" in Thief 1, even though most players probably would on non-Expert skill levels, but he does recover the masks from the Lost City, which is only an objective on Expert.

    Point is, Garrett, in Thief 1 and 2, never kills another human. This was a big fucking deal for the gameplay, because you couldn't just kill guards if you fucked up and got caught; you could KO them with rare and expensive items (gas arrows, gas mines, or flashbomb + blackjack), or you could run and hide or explore somewhere else until they calmed down, which was frequently not quick. In some levels, they'd even sound alarms and alert the whole fucking place and it was really hard on you after that kind of mistake. That gameplay is what made Thief a pure stealth game (minus "action" levels like the goddamn Bonehoard)...it wasn't stealth-action because, unlike Rikimaru from Tenchu or Snake from MGS, you couldn't just slash or shoot your way out of trouble every time. You HAD to run and hide. Guards were scary. Getting caught was terrifying. Players would actually whisper while playing the game because the gameplay (obviously it wasn't the graphics) was so intense and immersive that the fear of being caught really got to the player. In addition, Garrett was constantly starving; roughly 50% of the missions he undertook in the first two games were just to pay the bills and keep his landlord and the church-police and the real police and the crime bosses off his ass. He spent a lot of time just scraping by, just barely able to survive, and that was a deep part of both the gameplay and the story/character.

    Thief 3 throws that out the window; you can kill people on all difficulty levels. That right there takes away a lot of Garrett's mortality. Granted, they downgraded you from sword to dagger, so now you can't parry, but you can still feel free to shoot people with arrows. You're not constantly poor, either, and the black market is much more accessible, so Garrett can easily stock up on all his equipment; stuff is always available for purchase, and he always has tons of extra cash. All of the things that made the first two games work, notably the requirement to be stealthy and the atmosphere of suspense, tension, and desperation, are completely gone. Oh, right, and also the AI is dumber. A lot dumber. And much less persistent about hunting you down.

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  • augustaugust where you come from is gone Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    The plot verses the initial pay-the-bills missions isn't any different in Thief 3. And I always had plenty of money to buy items between missions in Thief 1 and 2.

    I played Thief 3 and didn't kill anyone. It had plenty of tension. I didn't notice any difference in the AI.

    You just HAD to run and hide in 1 and 2, huh? Can you please explain why you CAN'T blackjack people after they're flashbombed in Thief 3, while you can in the previous two games?

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  • telcustelcus Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Hastily done dancing MC Hammer UT Animated dude?

    You'd better believe it!

    (Didn't know if it was too big to put it inline)

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    maybe defender was just bad at thief 1 and 2

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    telcus wrote: »
    Hastily done dancing MC Hammer UT Animated dude?

    You'd better believe it!

    (Didn't know if it was too big to put it inline)

    nice

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    august wrote: »
    The plot verses the initial pay-the-bills missions isn't any different in Thief 3. And I always had plenty of money to buy items between missions in Thief 1 and 2.

    I played Thief 3 and didn't kill anyone. It had plenty of tension. I didn't notice any difference in the AI.

    You just HAD to run and hide in 1 and 2, huh? Can you please explain why you CAN'T blackjack people after they're flashbombed in Thief 3, while you can in the previous two games?

    Yeah, I'll explain exactly why you can't do that. Because if you flashbomb and then blackjack someone in Thief 3, it takes them out of the flashbomb instead of knocking them out, and then they start beating the shit out of you, instead of sleeping on the floor.

    The AI forgets about you much faster in Thief 3. That's a big deal.

    I played Thief 3 without killing anybody, too. Still didn't change the following facts:

    1) I knew that I could kill if I had to.
    2) I could easily keep myself fully loaded up on water arrows, so it wasn't a big deal to douse half the torches on the level (I didn't have to ration my water arrows carefully).
    3) I could easily keep myself loaded up on moss arrows.
    4) I could easily keep myself fully loaded up on flash bombs and gas arrows. You know, "get out of jail free" cards.
    5) I could easily keep myself fully loaded up on potions.

    What I'm saying is that I had no reason to be afraid of the guards. They were forgetful and easy to handle. Also, I noticed that if you press your back against a wall in a dark corner, guards cannot see you well enough to go from "suspicious" to "alert" status, so if you just press against a wall and wait, even guards who physically bump into you will not actually detect you.

    Oh, right, and the third-person camera takes away immersion directly by removing the camera from the character, and lets you look around corners with zero exposure, an ability which removes some of the fear of the unknown.

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    telcus wrote: »
    Hastily done dancing MC Hammer UT Animated dude?

    You'd better believe it!

    (Didn't know if it was too big to put it inline)

    nice
    nice but is that too big to put inline comment a joke

    because that's 5 kb dude

    avatars kb limit is 8 times that

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