A Horror Movie of Which to Make Fun

Tarantio

Upon seeing a trailer for One Missed Call with some friends, and making fun of it the entire time, we decided to have a Bad Horror Movie Night. Which, of course, leaves us with an ocean of choices, and that's where you come in.

The first choice is whether to go for the unintentionally bad (like Anaconda) or the outright ridiculous (like Leprechaun 4: In Space). Right now I'm leaning towards the first option- it's more work, but more fun to point out the stupidity.

Hapless teenagers are always a plus.

So far, I've taken a gander at:

Nine Lives (featuring Paris Hilton!)
Village of the Damned
and the ones above.

Ideas?

brandotheninjamaster

Trick or Treat (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092112/)

my mind is drawing a blank right now i will be back with others.

What's her face

The People Under the Stairs

BomanTheBear

Oh man, get Mastodon. It's about a prehistoric fish that eats barges. AND

IT'S A SCI-FI CHANNEL ORIGINAL!

I laughed myself retarded the first time I saw it.

Munacra

Trolls 2

JohnnyCache

Frankenfish.

urahonky

Black Sheep -> Zombies? No... Zombie fucking sheep.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2nnab_black-sheep-trailer_creation

Reznik

BomanTheBear wrote: »

Oh man, get Mastodon. It's about a prehistoric fish that eats barges. AND

IT'S A SCI-FI CHANNEL ORIGINAL!

I laughed myself retarded the first time I saw it.

I think you mean Megalodon. IIRC a Mastodon is something like a woolly mammoth.

But yes, Megalodon is fucking hilarious. There is another one about killer bees that I'll find the name of. Some chick tries to shoot one of the bees with a rifle.

Gafoto

Game over gents, this is the winner:
The Wicker Man

TehSpectre

Munacra wrote: »

Trolls 2

Troll 2 is largely considered to be one of the worst movies of all time. I have it on DVD.

Generally, you can find it at a local FYE or Bestbuy bundled with Troll. Troll is pretty bad too, but Troll 2 is one of the greatest, bad movies ever made.

I urge you to go out and buy it.

Fizban140

http://www.metacritic.com/video/titles/aloneinthedark
http://www.metacritic.com/video/titles/houseofthedead
http://www.metacritic.com/video/titles/blairwitch2bookofshadows
http://www.metacritic.com/video/titles/iknowwhokilledme


There are so many more too, I use to work at a movie theater and it always amazed me how many people keep coming to see shit movies.

Angel177

fuck...beaten by one post Alone in the dark for sure, total pile of wank.

May i also recommend tales from the darkside, little mini stories but very bad acting etc and village of the damned is good to poke fun at.

TehSpectre

Blair Witch 2 is an "ok" horror movie. It is hardly a really bad one.

I Know Who Killed Me is a thriller, not a horror.</i>

House of the Dead and Alone in the Dark are not "fun bad" they are painful to watch and I wouldn't recommend any of those.

BomanTheBear

Reznik wrote: »

I think you mean Megalodon. IIRC a Mastodon is something like a woolly mammoth.

But yes, Megalodon is fucking hilarious. There is another one about killer bees that I'll find the name of. Some chick tries to shoot one of the bees with a rifle.

Ah, you're right, I was thinking of a band of the same name and accidentally wrote it down.

Also, Manos: The Hands of Fate. I warn you, though, do NOT attempt to watch it by yourself. You will die. They also have an MST3K of it, but even that is hard to watch.

INeedNoSalt

Dracula 3000, guys.

tony_important

Alien 3000 (aka Unseen Evil 2)

Oh jesus, that movie was HORRIBLE

Tav

Leprechaun in the Hood

subedii

Evil Dead trilogy.

So bad it's good doesn't even begin to describe it. Bruce Campbell is king of cheese all the way.

Two is widely regarded as the best in the series. Three doesn't even try for horror, but it's still awesomely cheesy and has more bad one liners than most other films you can think of.

Blackjack

Slumber Party Massacre.

Seriously.

Also, the sequel, in which the killer uses A GUITAR WITH A DRILL ON THE END.

Hamju

Reznik wrote: »

BomanTheBear wrote: »

Oh man, get Mastodon. It's about a prehistoric fish that eats barges. AND

IT'S A SCI-FI CHANNEL ORIGINAL!

I laughed myself retarded the first time I saw it.

I think you mean Megalodon. IIRC a Mastodon is something like a woolly mammoth.

But yes, Megalodon is fucking hilarious. There is another one about killer bees that I'll find the name of. Some chick tries to shoot one of the bees with a rifle.

Yes! Shark Attack 3: Megaladon

unilateral

Hamju wrote: »

Reznik wrote: »

BomanTheBear wrote: »

Oh man, get Mastodon. It's about a prehistoric fish that eats barges. AND

IT'S A SCI-FI CHANNEL ORIGINAL!

I laughed myself retarded the first time I saw it.

I think you mean Megalodon. IIRC a Mastodon is something like a woolly mammoth.

But yes, Megalodon is fucking hilarious. There is another one about killer bees that I'll find the name of. Some chick tries to shoot one of the bees with a rifle.

Yes! Shark Attack 3: Megaladon

Another great sci-fi original is Chupacabra. It has John Rhyes-Davies in it as the captain of a cruise ship that is transporting a captured Chupacabra. Hilariously bad.

Hamju

unilateral wrote: »

Hamju wrote: »

Reznik wrote: »

BomanTheBear wrote: »

Oh man, get Mastodon. It's about a prehistoric fish that eats barges. AND

IT'S A SCI-FI CHANNEL ORIGINAL!

I laughed myself retarded the first time I saw it.

I think you mean Megalodon. IIRC a Mastodon is something like a woolly mammoth.

But yes, Megalodon is fucking hilarious. There is another one about killer bees that I'll find the name of. Some chick tries to shoot one of the bees with a rifle.

Yes! Shark Attack 3: Megaladon

Another great sci-fi original is Chupacabra. It has John Rhyes-Davies in it as the captain of a cruise ship that is transporting a captured Chupacabra. Hilariously bad.

Lemme guess. The thing escapes and things go horribly wrong.

seasleepy

Incubus. It stars William Shatner and is in Esperanto.

Nobody

Carnivore looks like somebody's college film project, and everybody in the movie has a mullet (including the government agents). It's usually found in the $5 bin.

Another option might be Jack Frost and its sequel, movies about a killer who becomes a killer snowman.

You also can't go wrong with a Sci Fi Original movie marathon.

Cojones

Manos: The Hands of Fate is disgustingly boring and not all that much fun to watch. Terrible, terrible film, but not the kind that makes it an amusing watch.

Plan 9 from Outer Space, on the other hand...

Burnage

JohnnyCache wrote: »

Frankenfish.

Yes

Phil G.

Ha, I love nights like that. Leprechaun 4 is awesomely bad, here are some other great ones:

Flesheater bundled with Burial Ground: The Nights of Terror and Zombie Holocaust. Either of them are good by themselves though.

Other good ones are:

Return of the Living Dead: Necropolis
Alien Apocalypse

Draysoth

Dead and Breakfast

or...

Night of the Living Dorks?

brandotheninjamaster

Creepshow http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083767/

Theres now way you'll run out of material if you put this little gem in.

Preacher

Two words. Ice Spiders.

Dalboz

I'll second the Evil Dead movies, particularly "Evil Dead 2."

Other than that, I'd say just about any SciFi channel movie would qualify.

LoveIsUnity

Look for pretty much anything made by Troma. Tromeo and Juliet springs to mind immediately.

Vorus

Maximum Overdrive : Waves from outerspace cause machines to go wild and kill humans. Lots of semi-trucks killing people. The soundtrack is done by AC/DC
Murdercycle : Space-Lightening hits a motorcyclist and he becomes a MURDERCYCLE.

Spacehog85

Any horror movie since 1990 would work.

useless4

Nobody wrote: »

Carnivore looks like somebody's college film project, and everybody in the movie has a mullet (including the government agents). It's usually found in the $5 bin.

Another option might be Jack Frost and its sequel, movies about a killer who becomes a killer snowman.

You also can't go wrong with a Sci Fi Original movie marathon.

JACK FROST! it has a "killed by snowman" scene SET IN A SHOWER. NOT EVEN KIDDING. NOTHING CAN PREPARE YOU FOR THIS SIGHT. Back in the glorius days of vhs I remember seeing this very image on the back of the blockbuster box. A snowman. In a shower. Killing a naked girl. fits your idea proper I think.

LoveIsUnity

Uncle Sam is along the same lines. I think it's even produced by the same company that produced Jack Frost

Sami

Well let's see, there are

Teeth - the movie about vagina dentata

Deathbed: The Bed That Eats - the movie about an evil bed that eats people

Deathrace 2000 - which needs no introduction because come on, just look at that glorious fucking title.

Reeker - a stinky ghost that kills people; including a blind person that(you guessed it) has an enhanced sense of smell and helps the group of unwitting victims flee

Hamju

useless4 wrote: »

Nobody wrote: »

Carnivore looks like somebody's college film project, and everybody in the movie has a mullet (including the government agents). It's usually found in the $5 bin.

Another option might be Jack Frost and its sequel, movies about a killer who becomes a killer snowman.

You also can't go wrong with a Sci Fi Original movie marathon.

JACK FROST! it has a "killed by snowman" scene SET IN A SHOWER. NOT EVEN KIDDING. NOTHING CAN PREPARE YOU FOR THIS SIGHT. Back in the glorius days of vhs I remember seeing this very image on the back of the blockbuster box. A snowman. In a shower. Killing a naked girl. fits your idea proper I think.

Fun fact: Shannon Elizabeth is in that movie and I'm pretty sure she's the girl that gets killed in the shower.

Mr Bubbles

Cradle of Fear

Starring Dani Filth from shlock metal band Cradle of Filth!

HAKdragon

Redneck Zombies
Killer Klowns from Outer Space
Dead Alive (Also known as Brain Dead; done by Peter Jackson)
The Stuff

Clint Eastwood

I saw this excellent movie that I can't remember the exact title of. Suffice to say it took place at a Camp Hiawatha and featured countless dopey teenagers being killed while getting high AND having sex! It also featured a plot that revolved around people who are literally stuck in an 80's mindset. Slaughter at Camp Hiawatha or something retarded like that. Certainly worth watching.

EDIT: Actually I found it, it's called Camp Slaughter.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Camp_Slaughter