They are like, working on that whole womb-transplant thing. I think they just did the first one ever recently and the chick totally had a kid out of some other dead chick’s womb. They had to remove it afterwards but still.
In the future, Teefs will be able to have abortions
So, I get teefs pregnant.. then I force her to have an abortion.
I love this idea
It's like double the pleasure, double pissing christians off. A gay guy, a transexual and an abortion.
YES!
Just make sure Teefs falsely accuses Bill O’Reilly of rape afterwards.
The womens they are out to get us this is why we need to keep them locked in the kitchen
To be fair, Bill O'Reilly is kind of a cock.
I...uh...what?
That was such a strangely matter-of-fact response. Like, yes, we all know. I was trying to parody the conservative obsession with false rape-accusations which are practically nonexistent but incredibly unsettling to conservatives because it fucks with their whole patriarchal conception of--
So I know thats illegal and all but how would that hold up in court if the one doing the fucking sues the roommates?
show them the tapes
if they don't have signed consent forms they are boned
end of story
I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up on
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edited December 2007
Here I will detail the relationship I have with this one woman.
I fell in love with this girl 3 years ago, and she did the same to me. We dated, we were together - it was the happiest I had ever been.
A year ago she left me. But we are still friends.
The thing is, those feelings are there, right under the surface. I have dated, she has dated. Neither have found what we are looking for. When we see each other there are looks, longings, hugs that last too long.
She has admitted that there is something there between us. She writes it off as physical attraction, nothing more. I feel differently, I'm cute, but not that cute. Physical attraction wains, these feelings haven't.
I have found the feelings elsewhere, so it is not like I sit up alone at night listening to the Cure WAILING for her to come back to me. But those few relations have been fleeting. I know what I want, and when I get right down to it - I want her.
I'm not going to wait for her to come around, but there isn't much I wouldn't do for one more shot at happiness with this woman.
Would you rather ask her out and have her reject you, possibly ending your relationship all together or can you live with just her friendship and keeping your mouth shut?
tl;dr:
Live with her as friends and say nothing
Let her know your true feelings and possibly lose her.
Would you rather ask her out and have her reject you, possibly ending your relationship all together or can you live with just her friendship and keeping your mouth shut?
tl;dr:
Live with her as friends and say nothing
Let her know your true feelings and possibly lose her.
See that is just it, we have HAD these conversations before. She knows how I feel. This is what is so maddening about this situation.
She has tried to walk away from me, unable to do it. I attempted to walk away from her and one day at her place after tears and final hugs we ended up in her bed doing everything you can do with another person that did not involve kissing and intercourse.
Its like the facts are slapping each of us in the face:
- We are desperately attracted to one another
- We love each other's company
- As much as we TRY to get away from one another we keep coming back together
I don't know what that adds up to, but to me it at least adds up to one more shot.
If it were as simple as "she is just no that into you" I could accept that. But she IS into me. You know how a girlfriend hugs you? That long extra-squeeze, the back rub, the inhale to capture your scent, the pause right before you release? THAT is how she hugs me, its obvious to me and my guy friends.
42, you don't know me and I don't know you, but I had a similar situation, so that basically makes us the same peoples.
something good may come out of all this, but chances are, things are so complicated at this point that it will always be awkward.
i still talk to the girl occasionally, it's still awkward, and it is still never going to go anywhere; mostly I avoid contact whenever possible, but social circles can be a real bitch.
Posts
I am the girl thread.
Whatever that means.
(yo)
In the future, Teefs will be able to have abortions
Better living through chemistry
For faggots
how do you emphasize "the"
that's just stupid if you don't mind my saying
I love this idea
It's like double the pleasure, double pissing christians off. A gay guy, a transexual and an abortion.
YES!
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you can definitely emphasize "the"
what are you saying
how is it going
Quite good deemer, quite good. Any plans for New Year's eve?
Just make sure Teefs falsely accuses Bill O’Reilly of rape afterwards.
The womens they are out to get us this is why we need to keep them locked in the kitchen
if anything you should emphasize "am"
i AM the girl thread
as opposed to i am The girl thread sounds more real to how people talk
and also i wanted to be cool like orson welles
orson welles is pretty cool, though
To be fair, Bill O'Reilly is kind of a cock.
Edit: The Nun from Oz is playing Goren's mother in this L&O episode
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I am the walrus dude?
Some friends are coming over, hopefully they'll have champagne or I'm kicking them out at the door
and hi Projeck
ooh my mistake
i though he said "i didn't know you were in the girl thread
not that he was a girl thread
We so rarely get to see him smile
I...uh...what?
That was such a strangely matter-of-fact response. Like, yes, we all know. I was trying to parody the conservative obsession with false rape-accusations which are practically nonexistent but incredibly unsettling to conservatives because it fucks with their whole patriarchal conception of--
oh shit wait this isn’t D&D.
Faggot cocks pooter
People rarely smile like that when they are in the midst of lovemaking.
Unless they're the bottom in some totally cheesy documentary that sort of does the fade to scene so they don't have to show putting on the condom
Man sometimes I hear my friend’s roommates just giggling wildly while they fuck. It is totally unsettling.
What?
No, I mean my friend’s roommates, they are fucking, and they are also giggling.
ooh
then he is doing a bad job
show them the tapes
if they don't have signed consent forms they are boned
end of story
I fell in love with this girl 3 years ago, and she did the same to me. We dated, we were together - it was the happiest I had ever been.
A year ago she left me. But we are still friends.
The thing is, those feelings are there, right under the surface. I have dated, she has dated. Neither have found what we are looking for. When we see each other there are looks, longings, hugs that last too long.
She has admitted that there is something there between us. She writes it off as physical attraction, nothing more. I feel differently, I'm cute, but not that cute. Physical attraction wains, these feelings haven't.
I have found the feelings elsewhere, so it is not like I sit up alone at night listening to the Cure WAILING for her to come back to me. But those few relations have been fleeting. I know what I want, and when I get right down to it - I want her.
I'm not going to wait for her to come around, but there isn't much I wouldn't do for one more shot at happiness with this woman.
Fortytwo's blog about fatherhood, life, and everything.
Would you rather ask her out and have her reject you, possibly ending your relationship all together or can you live with just her friendship and keeping your mouth shut?
tl;dr:
Live with her as friends and say nothing
Let her know your true feelings and possibly lose her.
The Apocalypse Has Never Been More Fun
Secret Satan Wishlist!! Thinkgeek Wish List
The Apocalypse Has Never Been More Fun
Secret Satan Wishlist!! Thinkgeek Wish List
See that is just it, we have HAD these conversations before. She knows how I feel. This is what is so maddening about this situation.
She has tried to walk away from me, unable to do it. I attempted to walk away from her and one day at her place after tears and final hugs we ended up in her bed doing everything you can do with another person that did not involve kissing and intercourse.
Its like the facts are slapping each of us in the face:
- We are desperately attracted to one another
- We love each other's company
- As much as we TRY to get away from one another we keep coming back together
I don't know what that adds up to, but to me it at least adds up to one more shot.
If it were as simple as "she is just no that into you" I could accept that. But she IS into me. You know how a girlfriend hugs you? That long extra-squeeze, the back rub, the inhale to capture your scent, the pause right before you release? THAT is how she hugs me, its obvious to me and my guy friends.
Driving me fucking nuts.
Fortytwo's blog about fatherhood, life, and everything.
Ya know, once when we were together, she started blowing me while I was asleep.
Fucking awesome thing to wake up to.
Fortytwo's blog about fatherhood, life, and everything.
something good may come out of all this, but chances are, things are so complicated at this point that it will always be awkward.
i still talk to the girl occasionally, it's still awkward, and it is still never going to go anywhere; mostly I avoid contact whenever possible, but social circles can be a real bitch.