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XBLA + Duke Nukem 3D = Some ass kicking with little or no gum

DixonDixon Screwed...possibly doomedCanadaRegistered User regular
edited January 2008 in Games and Technology
So looking around IGN today, I saw this
http://xbox360.ign.com/articles/845/845449p1.html I thought this was pretty neat...If not totally awesome!
Duke Nukem 3D that classic game released in 1996. Which depicted awesome catch phrases, lots of blood and gore, and best of all nudity!

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Features:
- 4 player online co-op!!! woot
- 8 player online deathmatch!!! woot...again
- Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now...I'm really happy and I don't know if this qualifies as rumor or not or what, but apperntly there "sources" are the guys who are working in collaboration with 3DRealms on DNF, so yeah I can hope.

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I'll get to putting some nostalgic pictures up in a bit just at work :P

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  • MistaCreepyMistaCreepy Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Im going to play this ALOT.

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  • EinhanderEinhander __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    Oh man... oh man oh man...

    I ain't afraid a no Quake

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  • LewiePLewieP Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Dixon wrote: »
    apparently their "sources" are the guys who are working in collaboration with 3DRealms on DNF.

    working?

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  • EinhanderEinhander __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    Playing cowboy is hard work, Lewie.

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  • DixonDixon Screwed...possibly doomed CanadaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    LewieP wrote: »
    Dixon wrote: »
    apparently their "sources" are the guys who are working in collaboration with 3DRealms on DNF.

    working?

    I thought you were pointing out a grammar mistake or something and then I realised it was a joke lol...yeah it's been a long day. Can't wait though I hope they use that HD texture pack that was released or something

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  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Imagine if you downloaded this and it turned out, in fact, to be Duke Nukem Forever.

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  • ThreepioThreepio New Westminster, BCRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    4 player co-op Duke? Multi-Duke?

    Bought.

    Shake it baby.

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  • fragglefartfragglefart Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Ah, co-op will be some real fun. Bought also.

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  • The_SpaniardThe_Spaniard It's never lupines Irvine, CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Rhesus Positive wrote: »
    Imagine if you downloaded this and it turned out, in fact, to be Duke Nukem Forever.

    *Bonner*

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  • OtakuD00DOtakuD00D Can I hit the exploding rocks? San DiegoRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Sweet. I never got to play the PC version all that much - just the N64 one, back in the day.

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  • DixonDixon Screwed...possibly doomed CanadaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    What would be good, is if they released it with the Atomic pack or whatever. I never got to try that with the extra scenario. Maybe some custom content too...there was some solid stuff out there.

    EDIT: Also I need a clever OP title...so help me out here lol

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  • UEAKCrashUEAKCrash heh Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Woot! Looking forward to this!


    Although my favorite part of Duke Nukem was getting to make/ download maps for it. Doubt that'll be possible.

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  • DartboyDartboy Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Rhesus Positive wrote: »
    Imagine if you downloaded this and it turned out, in fact, to be what they've been calling Duke Nukem Forever.

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  • The_SpaniardThe_Spaniard It's never lupines Irvine, CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Dixon wrote: »
    What would be good, is if they released it with the Atomic pack or whatever. I never got to try that with the extra scenario. Maybe some custom content too...there was some solid stuff out there.

    EDIT: Also I need a clever OP title...so help me out here lol
    Yes I really would like Duke Nukem Atomic. It would be kinda fucked if they released DN3D and then imediately after charged a few hundred points for Atomic...



    I'd still buy it... Along with all the other expansions. Duke it out in DC.

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  • DixonDixon Screwed...possibly doomed CanadaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    The_Spaniard wrote: »
    Dixon wrote: »
    What would be good, is if they released it with the Atomic pack or whatever. I never got to try that with the extra scenario. Maybe some custom content too...there was some solid stuff out there.

    EDIT: Also I need a clever OP title...so help me out here lol
    Yes I really would like Duke Nukem Atomic. It would be kinda fucked if they released DN3D and then imediately after charged a few hundred points for Atomic...



    I'd still buy it... Along with all the other expansions. Duke it out in DC.

    Yeah that was the expansion I kept thinking about, I just have pictures in my head of the white house and stuff...I couldn't remember if it was official or user content

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  • falling_stonefalling_stone Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    OMFG this is so fucking boughten.

    i mean, holy shit. Why did this take so long!?!?

    WHERES MY MOTHER FUCKING ICO WHILE WE'RE AT IT!?!?!

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  • NorayNoray Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Man, this best be true, or I'm going to have to ruin someone's day.

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  • Kris_xKKris_xK Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Dixon wrote: »
    The_Spaniard wrote: »
    Dixon wrote: »
    What would be good, is if they released it with the Atomic pack or whatever. I never got to try that with the extra scenario. Maybe some custom content too...there was some solid stuff out there.

    EDIT: Also I need a clever OP title...so help me out here lol
    Yes I really would like Duke Nukem Atomic. It would be kinda fucked if they released DN3D and then imediately after charged a few hundred points for Atomic...



    I'd still buy it... Along with all the other expansions. Duke it out in DC.

    Yeah that was the expansion I kept thinking about, I just have pictures in my head of the white house and stuff...I couldn't remember if it was official or user content

    I believe that was user created map pack... It might have been sanctioned by 3D but no made by them.

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  • falling_stonefalling_stone Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    blatant speculation:

    Wouldn't this be great if this was indeed the "i'm sorry" hush money for those of us who had our XBL outages over the holiday?

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  • LewiePLewieP Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    falling_stone wrote: »
    OMFG this is so fucking boughten.

    i mean, holy shit. Why did this take so long!?!?

    WHERES MY MOTHER FUCKING ICO WHILE WE'RE AT IT!?!?!

    Red'd for "A Sony property, so never gonna appear on the Xbox 360 unless Microsoft buy Sony"?
    ICO remake for XBLA in 5 years confirmed.

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  • The_SpaniardThe_Spaniard It's never lupines Irvine, CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Kris_xK wrote: »
    Dixon wrote: »
    The_Spaniard wrote: »
    Dixon wrote: »
    What would be good, is if they released it with the Atomic pack or whatever. I never got to try that with the extra scenario. Maybe some custom content too...there was some solid stuff out there.

    EDIT: Also I need a clever OP title...so help me out here lol
    Yes I really would like Duke Nukem Atomic. It would be kinda fucked if they released DN3D and then imediately after charged a few hundred points for Atomic...



    I'd still buy it... Along with all the other expansions. Duke it out in DC.

    Yeah that was the expansion I kept thinking about, I just have pictures in my head of the white house and stuff...I couldn't remember if it was official or user content

    I believe that was user created map pack... It might have been sanctioned by 3D but no made by them.
    I bought it in store and payed money for it. Must have been one hell of a map pack for 3DRealms to put their name on and sell retail.

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  • DrakmathusDrakmathus Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    i kind of hope Duke3d gets added to steam with updated controls like doom 2 did. that would be super.

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  • falling_stonefalling_stone Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    LewieP wrote: »
    falling_stone wrote: »
    OMFG this is so fucking boughten.

    i mean, holy shit. Why did this take so long!?!?

    WHERES MY MOTHER FUCKING ICO WHILE WE'RE AT IT!?!?!

    Red'd for "A Sony property, so never gonna appear on the Xbox 360 unless Microsoft buy Sony"?
    ICO remake for XBLA in 5 years confirmed.

    LOL well played sir, well Played.

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  • Can_CalyxCan_Calyx Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    This game made me who I am today.
    Best news ever.

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  • DixonDixon Screwed...possibly doomed CanadaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    LewieP wrote: »
    falling_stone wrote: »
    OMFG this is so fucking boughten.

    i mean, holy shit. Why did this take so long!?!?

    WHERES MY MOTHER FUCKING ICO WHILE WE'RE AT IT!?!?!

    Red'd for "A Sony property, so never gonna appear on the Xbox 360 unless Microsoft buy Sony"?
    ICO remake for XBLA in 5 years confirmed.

    It would be cool if it was like a duke pack and came with the original duke games, those games were pretty sweet...in fact they should released all there old games, commander keen, and halloween harry

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  • zilozilo Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I would play the crap out of this. Duke multiplayer was so fun.

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  • MistaCreepyMistaCreepy Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    zilo wrote: »
    I would play the crap out of this. Duke multiplayer was so fun.

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  • slash000slash000 Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Duke Nukem 3D was like the only game I played for a whole year once it came out. Played through the single player mode at least a trillion times, on every difficulty (except the easy difficulty), and spent countless hours tying up the phone line on my 28.8 modem against my friend in multiplayer - cooperative and deathmatch.

    And then once we were tired of those levels?

    We started downloading the hundreds of user maps available online. Actually, not hundreds, just the good ones that were voted upon by websites as being truly good (there were a ton of crap DN3D user maps [No I don't want to deathmatch in the middle of a buggy, glitchy, over-sized version of your stupid house!]).

    And then when we'd exhausted most of those?

    We started making our own levels, and the process started all over again.


    Build Editor ftw.

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  • MistaCreepyMistaCreepy Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Too bad we wont be able to build maps on the 360... :(

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  • slash000slash000 Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I know. But there is so much awesome in DN3D by default that it's incredible. Far more than enough to be worth it, far more than enough to keep someone playing for many many many hours.

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  • DixonDixon Screwed...possibly doomed CanadaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    slash000 wrote: »
    I know. But there is so much awesome in DN3D by default that it's incredible. Far more than enough to be worth it, far more than enough to keep someone playing for many many many hours.

    It would be awesome if 3DRealms added some of the best user content to the package, like the washington levels...I mean they seem like the type of company to do that, but I guess if we're going off that premise it might also never come out lol

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  • The_SpaniardThe_Spaniard It's never lupines Irvine, CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    MistaCreepy wrote: »
    Too bad we wont be able to build maps on the 360... :(
    I know it's a stretch, but who's to say that you couldn't? I mean tumbsticks for mouse and buttons for all the needed actions.

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  • ZxerolZxerol for the smaller pieces, my shovel wouldn't do so i took off my boot and used my shoeRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Obligatory link to the DN3D theme song.

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  • Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Cybertronian Paranormal Eliminator Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    FUCK YEAH!

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  • ShadowfireShadowfire Vermont, in the middle of nowhereRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Will SiN be released for XBLA first?

    (damnit, I can't find the sign!)

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  • slash000slash000 Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Dixon wrote: »
    slash000 wrote: »
    I know. But there is so much awesome in DN3D by default that it's incredible. Far more than enough to be worth it, far more than enough to keep someone playing for many many many hours.

    It would be awesome if 3DRealms added some of the best user content to the package, like the washington levels...I mean they seem like the type of company to do that, but I guess if we're going off that premise it might also never come out lol


    That would be cool, but unlikely.


    Also, those Washington maps were not user-created content. That was a third party expansion pack that was sold at retail; "Duke it Out in D.C."

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  • darleysamdarleysam On my way to UKRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I remembered reading a quote from Broussard a while back, saying that they were basically ready to go with a DN3D port for Live Arcade, it just needed the say-so from MS. I reeeeeeeeally hope that MS weren't dumb enough to pass that up, and this is the result.

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  • DixonDixon Screwed...possibly doomed CanadaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    darleysam wrote: »
    I remembered reading a quote from Broussard a while back, saying that they were basically ready to go with a DN3D port for Live Arcade, it just needed the say-so from MS. I reeeeeeeeally hope that MS weren't dumb enough to pass that up, and this is the result.

    Yeah thats what the IGN article was saying they were waiting for and apparently they got the nod of approval from MS, so there saying it should be out within the next few months...maybe they'll release DNF at the same time and surprise us all!

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  • Shooter McgavinShooter Mcgavin Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    This is awesome! What about Blood/Shadow Warrior? I'd pay my weight in HD-DVD's.

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  • Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Cybertronian Paranormal Eliminator Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Shadowfire wrote: »
    Will SiN be released for XBLA first?

    (damnit, I can't find the sign!)

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    'course it should probably now say "Oh snap! We going to be stuck making casual games for the rest of our lives!"

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