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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    James wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Working sex into a story in such a way that it's well handled, interesting, and contextually appropriate, is more of a challenge than I thought it'd be. Stupid writing club.

    Did your characters get married yet? That's probably the problem.
    Well they're married, just not to each other. That's the thing that keeps it interesting.

    Hacksaw on
  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Damn it guys. I'm sick. My nose is all drippy and my throat is all grainy.

    Damn it damn it damn it.

    DasUberEdward on
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  • Satan.Satan. __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    James wrote: »
    ViolentChemistry wrote: »
    There's not 45 minutes worth of entertainment in Richard Gere.

    Gerbils are entertaining.
    Can someone explain this story? Can't find it on the internets.

    ---
    Church wrote: »
    What are the requirements for getting a Federal student loan?
    Did you wake up this morning? Then congratulations! If you want the better free cash moneys then go to your local fin. aide office.

    Satan. on
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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Does anyone here know what happens if you suffer from a lack of iron in your blood?

    EDIT: Nevermind. Google to the rescue.

    Hacksaw on
  • Satan.Satan. __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Does anyone here know what happens if you suffer from a lack of iron in your blood?

    EDIT: Nevermind. Google to the rescue.

    I know you can't donate blood, my girlfriend had slightly lower-than-required iron earlier in the year and they turned her away. She ate some iron-laden cereal and was fine the next day though.

    Satan. on
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  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Working sex into a story in such a way that it's well handled, interesting, and contextually appropriate, is more of a challenge than I thought it'd be. Stupid writing club.

    Did your characters get married yet? That's probably the problem.
    Well they're married, just not to each other. That's the thing that keeps it interesting.

    I see it now: our Lord doesn't want you to write the story.

    James on
  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    DasUberEdward wrote: »
    Damn it guys. I'm sick. My nose is all drippy and my throat is all grainy.

    Damn it damn it damn it.

    You know what they say about sick sex.

    :winky:

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
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  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Saburbia wrote: »
    DasUberEdward wrote: »
    Damn it guys. I'm sick. My nose is all drippy and my throat is all grainy.

    Damn it damn it damn it.

    You know what they say about sick sex.

    :winky:

    It's an easy way to pass on a communicable disease?

    Zimmydoom on
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    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
  • Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    Saburbia wrote: »
    DasUberEdward wrote: »
    Damn it guys. I'm sick. My nose is all drippy and my throat is all grainy.

    Damn it damn it damn it.

    You know what they say about sick sex.

    :winky:

    It's all covered in mucous?

    Wonder_Hippie on
  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Does anyone here know what happens if you suffer from a lack of iron in your blood?

    You don't need to worry about Magneto.

    Wash on
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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    James wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Working sex into a story in such a way that it's well handled, interesting, and contextually appropriate, is more of a challenge than I thought it'd be. Stupid writing club.

    Did your characters get married yet? That's probably the problem.
    Well they're married, just not to each other. That's the thing that keeps it interesting.

    I see it now: our Lord doesn't want you to write the story.
    Well your "Lord" can suck my dick.

    ...

    Actually, that'd make for an interesting story.

    Hacksaw on
  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Satan Himself wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    ViolentChemistry wrote: »
    There's not 45 minutes worth of entertainment in Richard Gere.

    Gerbils are entertaining.
    Can someone explain this story? Can't find it on the internets.

    Take a peek.

    James on
  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Working sex into a story in such a way that it's well handled, interesting, and contextually appropriate, is more of a challenge than I thought it'd be. Stupid writing club.

    Did your characters get married yet? That's probably the problem.
    Well they're married, just not to each other. That's the thing that keeps it interesting.

    I see it now: our Lord doesn't want you to write the story.
    Well your "Lord" can suck my dick.

    ...

    Actually, that'd make for an interesting story.

    Didn't they already do a porno about that?

    James on
  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    hmmm awkwardness. my father found two bowls in my room, I seem to have somewhat convinced him they haven't been used in years. but I'm still bothered by the fact that my father went through my shit. not sure how bothered... I figure you all can tell me if that's as fucked up as I think it is.

    Variable on
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  • Satan.Satan. __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    James wrote: »
    Satan Himself wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    ViolentChemistry wrote: »
    There's not 45 minutes worth of entertainment in Richard Gere.

    Gerbils are entertaining.
    Can someone explain this story? Can't find it on the internets.

    Take a peek.

    Ah, I figured it was something like that. Mr. Slave comes to mind. Jesus Christ!

    Satan. on
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  • Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    Variable wrote: »
    hmmm awkwardness. my father found two bowls in my room, I seem to have somewhat convinced him they haven't been used in years. but I'm still bothered by the fact that my father went through my shit. not sure how bothered... I figure you all can tell me if that's as fucked up as I think it is.

    It's not that strange. You certainly need to work on personal boundary issues and stuff, but my dad did shit like that to me all the time. It was the biggest reason I moved out the week I turned 17.

    Wonder_Hippie on
  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I have nothing embarassing to be found in my rooms. :D
    I hide the stuff in the attic

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I have a dorm that my parents will never be in. I keep any illicit items there. Not that I have many.

    Grey Ghost on
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  • Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    Gerbilling mishap report wrote:
    "The match ignited a pocket of intestinal gas and a flame shot out the tubing, igniting Mr Tomaszewski's hair and severely burning his face. It also set fire to the gerbil's fur and whiskers which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, propelling the rodent out like a cannonball."

    Jesus Christ.

    Wonder_Hippie on
  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Wonder_Hippie wrote: »
    Gerbilling mishap report wrote:
    "The match ignited a pocket of intestinal gas and a flame shot out the tubing, igniting Mr Tomaszewski's hair and severely burning his face. It also set fire to the gerbil's fur and whiskers which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, propelling the rodent out like a cannonball."

    Jesus Christ.

    Gerbil cannonballs.
    They do exist!

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
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    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
  • ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I have gotten rid of my retort, and even that was not illicit per se.

    So now I have nothing illicit in my dorm that is mine, I can not speak for my roommate as I do not speak to my roommate. Oh, unless they happen to venture onto my computer and see that I have internet service, but I keep that well hidden when I'm not using it.

    Church on
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  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I should invest in robots.

    Wash on
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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Church wrote: »
    I have gotten rid of my retort, and even that was not illicit per se.

    So now I have nothing illicit in my dorm that is mine, I can not speak for my roommate as I do not speak to my roommate. Oh, unless they happen to venture onto my computer and see that I have internet service, but I keep that well hidden when I'm not using it.

    How do they not know you have internet access?

    Grey Ghost on
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  • ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    greyghost33 wrote: »
    Church wrote: »
    I have gotten rid of my retort, and even that was not illicit per se.

    So now I have nothing illicit in my dorm that is mine, I can not speak for my roommate as I do not speak to my roommate. Oh, unless they happen to venture onto my computer and see that I have internet service, but I keep that well hidden when I'm not using it.

    How do they not know you have internet access?

    They're technotarded. The dorms here used to be barracks and are all fitted for internet service even though we aren't supposed to have internet access. They sell all the necessary hardware and software at the PX so they keep us out, or try to, by requiring logins to access the internet, which only the faculty and staff are given.

    So after buying the modem and the cables from the PX it was as easy as acquiring some credentials.

    Church on
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  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Church wrote: »
    greyghost33 wrote: »
    Church wrote: »
    I have gotten rid of my retort, and even that was not illicit per se.

    So now I have nothing illicit in my dorm that is mine, I can not speak for my roommate as I do not speak to my roommate. Oh, unless they happen to venture onto my computer and see that I have internet service, but I keep that well hidden when I'm not using it.

    How do they not know you have internet access?

    They're technotarded.

    "Darnit they must be hiding the tubes in the ground or something!"

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
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    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Well Hacks you could always write it from the perspective of an outsider. You have plenty of experience with that.
    Hacksaw wrote:
    OH GOD THEY'RE GETTING LOUDING

    James on
  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    I'm still waiting for my Daizengar. And when I get paid again I'm buying Alteisen Riese.

    ViolentChemistry on
  • FrosteeyFrosteey Elaise 1521-2945-8940Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Saburbia wrote: »
    Church wrote: »
    greyghost33 wrote: »
    Church wrote: »
    I have gotten rid of my retort, and even that was not illicit per se.

    So now I have nothing illicit in my dorm that is mine, I can not speak for my roommate as I do not speak to my roommate. Oh, unless they happen to venture onto my computer and see that I have internet service, but I keep that well hidden when I'm not using it.

    How do they not know you have internet access?

    They're technotarded.

    "Darnit they must be hiding the tubes in the ground or something!"

    Nobody is that stupid. The ground's the first place they check.

    Frosteey on
  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Where is the internet stored, though?

    Wash on
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  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Fluffy, Our Beloved Flopsy Bunny Friend wrote: »
    Where is the internet stored, though?
    I thought I just heard a report it was in North Carolina, no joke.

    Also should I play Halo 3 or TF2 online? I'm worried I'm going to end up playing Halo 3.

    The Green Eyed Monster on
  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    Fluffy, Our Beloved Flopsy Bunny Friend wrote: »
    Where is the internet stored, though?

    In the only vessel in the universe capable of accommodating that much information. My cock.

    ViolentChemistry on
  • ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    celery77 wrote: »
    Fluffy, Our Beloved Flopsy Bunny Friend wrote: »
    Where is the internet stored, though?
    I thought I just heard a report it was in North Carolina, no joke.

    Also should I play Halo 3 or TF2 online? I'm worried I'm going to end up playing Halo 3.

    Despite what no end of internet snobs will have you believe, you will not go to gaming hell for liking a popular game. Halo 3 is fun and there's nothing wrong with playing it.

    Church on
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  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Church wrote: »
    celery77 wrote: »
    Fluffy, Our Beloved Flopsy Bunny Friend wrote: »
    Where is the internet stored, though?
    I thought I just heard a report it was in North Carolina, no joke.

    Also should I play Halo 3 or TF2 online? I'm worried I'm going to end up playing Halo 3.

    Despite what no end of internet snobs will have you believe, you will not go to gaming hell for liking a popular game. Halo 3 is fun and there's nothing wrong with playing it.
    Yeah but it's nowhere near as fun as TF2, but I'm just sort of burnt out on TF2 at the moment. I can't decide if downgrading to Halo 3 is worth it or not.

    The Green Eyed Monster on
  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    celery77 wrote: »
    Fluffy, Our Beloved Flopsy Bunny Friend wrote: »
    Where is the internet stored, though?
    I thought I just heard a report it was in North Carolina, no joke.

    Finally that place is useful.

    Wash on
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  • ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Wikipedia, on indie culture wrote:
    Ruby D'abbrachio is NOT one bit indie whatsoever.

    Church on
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  • GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Did I see bunny fucking in the OP?

    Gim on
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  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Gim wrote: »
    Did I see bunny fucking in the OP?

    Wasn't me.

    Wash on
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  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Fluffy, Our Beloved Flopsy Bunny Friend wrote: »
    Where is the internet stored, though?

    The internet lives inside all of us, every one.

    James on
  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Damn it Dane Cook! I'm listening to your fucking album! Make me laugh, you bastard. Make me laugh.

    Grey Ghost on
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