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Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSURegistered User regular
edited January 2008 in Social Entropy++
Assuming that there is such a thing, let's say you get an audience with the Almighty. You get to ask one question, or, if you like, you can ask to see something take place (past, present or future). This is a real answer, not just 42. You understand not just your answer, but why your answer is true. Also, this isn't a "fragile human mind" scenario where hearing the answer to some questions will drive you insane. You're safe.

Now:

What would you ask?

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    What the fuck?

    There is not a response to that.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Giiiiiiiirl

    it's easy to love me now

    but would you love me if I was down

    and out

    would you still have love for me giiiiiiirrrrllllll

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  • TxdoHawkTxdoHawk Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Pancakes or waffles?

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    God is dead.

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  • WhiteZinfandelWhiteZinfandel Your insides Let me show you themRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    "How do I kill you?"

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    You gonna finish that?

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  • monsterrormonsterror HEY ASSBUTT Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Does your son know you're gay?

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  • redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    this kind of thread is just begging for witty one-liners

    but they won't be funny

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Who killed Max Cavalera's kid?

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Assuming that there is such a thing, let's say you get an audience with the Almighty. You get to ask one question, or, if you like, you can ask to see something take place (past, present or future). This is a real answer, not just 42. You understand not just your answer, but why your answer is true. Also, this isn't a "fragile human mind" scenario where hearing the answer to some questions will drive you insane. You're safe.

    Now:

    What would you ask?

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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    i would ask him whether or not i should try to reconciliate with my mother

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  • TxdoHawkTxdoHawk Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    What combination of mind-altering substances is responsible for the Rickroll?

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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Will everything turn out OK in the end?

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  • PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Why do people listen to New Country?

    Either that or I'd ask him to bring back GG Allin, just so we could all watch him die again in a blaze of glory and his own fecal matter.

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  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    What's the meaning of life?

    or,

    Why... won't... you... DIE!?

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Am I an ok guy?

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  • CogliostroCogliostro Marginal Opinions Spring, TXRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    "SO the whole queer thing.... what's your real stance?"

    And/or...

    "What's the deal with the duck-billed platypus?"

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Man, I'm not stoned enough for this question.

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  • VorusVorus Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Wanna go catch a movie later? like, y'know, if you totally feel like it. My parents are outta town for a bit so we could for sure go back to my place after....just sayin

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  • PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Am I an ok guy?

    No.

    Wasted question.

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    "On which day did you create Skull Man, and, couldn't you have rested on that day as well?"

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Pkmoutl wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Am I an ok guy?

    No.

    Wasted question.

    you don't even know me and I wasn't asking you

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    what was it like singing for motorhead?

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  • PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Pkmoutl wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Am I an ok guy?

    No.

    Wasted question.

    you don't even know me and I wasn't asking you

    They said you were supposed to ask God, right?

    Well, I'm the closest thing to it around here.
















    And CUE THE AGE JOKES.

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    what spawned the idea to make this thread

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    seriously I don't know you

    have we ever talked

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Why did you, God? I mean shit come on really didn't you have some other shit you could've done?

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  • Vampire_GoldfishVampire_Goldfish Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Wanna get high?

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    What's the deal with aliens?

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  • Andrew RyanAndrew Ryan Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    My name is Andrew Ryan and I'd like to ask god a question..

    Is a man not entitled to the sweat on his brow?

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Right well obviously something happened to make you have this thought and that thought spawned this thread

    alls im asking is what was that thought

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  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    neville wrote: »
    "On which day did you create furries, and, couldn't you have rested on that day as well?"

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Centipede Damascus wrote: »
    What's the deal with aliens?

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Skull Man wrote: »
    seriously I don't know you

    have we ever talked

    Ah yes, the patented Pony maneuver.

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  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    Giiiiiiiirl

    it's easy to love me now

    but would you love me if I was down

    and out

    would you still have love for me giiiiiiirrrrllllll
    If, you know, the whole thing with Whippy doesn't pan out...please consider me as a replacement.

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Centipede Damascus wrote: »
    What's the deal with aliens?

    man I think we're all pretty much agreeing there out there, right

    you'd have to be pretty dumb to not

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  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    "could you make a rock that was so heavy that you couldn't lift it?"






    and then Nietzsche pops out of fucking nowhere and stabs me in the eye.

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    seriously I don't know you

    have we ever talked

    Ah yes, the patented Pony maneuver.

    I just get sick of hate from people I ain't ever even talked to

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  • Darkblade_1Darkblade_1 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    One... Question?
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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    what if when nietzsche died he went to coffee shop

    like

    that was his

    eternity

    just a bunch of people hopped up on sugar listening to ipods browsing facebook on their imac talking about existentialism

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