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KnobTURN THE BEAT BACKInternetModeratorMod Emeritus
edited January 2008
i'm going to invent a way to slaughter animals that is extra-exploitative
like maybe a guy fucks a steer in the ass while another dude takes a piss in its eyes and the whole thing is filmed and then it gets shot in the neck with a bolt gun and left to bleed to death while a third dude packs his ass with salt and shits it into the neckwound
i'm going to invent a way to slaughter animals that is extra-exploitative
like maybe a guy fucks a steer in the ass while another dude takes a piss in its eyes and the whole thing is filmed and then it gets shot in the neck with a bolt gun and left to bleed to death while a third dude packs his ass with salt and shits it into the neckwound
i'm going to invent a way to slaughter animals that is extra-exploitative
like maybe a guy fucks a steer in the ass while another dude takes a piss in its eyes and the whole thing is filmed and then it gets shot in the neck with a bolt gun and left to bleed to death while a third dude packs his ass with salt and shits it into the neckwound
oh god yeeeeeeeaaaaah
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Agent VesagoHalf Iago. Half Fu Manchu. All Bastard.Registered Userregular
i once found a ytmnd of a KFC plant with yakkity sax playing in the background
so i went ahead and sent it to this vegan cunt on my msn that i barely talked to and couldn't have a conversation with without it turning it into an argument
she was just like
"sick fuck"
and then went offline
and never came back
i am pretty sure she blocked me
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KnobTURN THE BEAT BACKInternetModeratorMod Emeritus
edited January 2008
or the cow is taken and gorged on cheese until it can hardly breathe and then a bunch of guys with caulking guns full of cheese stab it and pump the muscles and lungs full of cheese as well
or the cow is taken and gorged on cheese until it can hardly breathe and then a bunch of guys with caulking guns full of cheese stab it and pump the muscles and lungs full of cheese as well
I read a letter to the editor in which a person accuses the meat industry of all kinds of atrocities and tells people to go to the PETA website for info.
I wanted to find the letter writer and punch her in the face.
or the cow is taken and gorged on cheese until it can hardly breathe and then a bunch of guys with caulking guns full of cheese stab it and pump the muscles and lungs full of cheese as well
the result of this sounds delicious
we are talking real cheese right
not that gross ass nacho cheese goo
yeah, real cheese
maybe different kinds of cheese are injected into different parts of the body
or the cow is taken and gorged on cheese until it can hardly breathe and then a bunch of guys with caulking guns full of cheese stab it and pump the muscles and lungs full of cheese as well
the result of this sounds delicious
we are talking real cheese right
not that gross ass nacho cheese goo
yeah, real cheese
maybe different kinds of cheese are injected into different parts of the body
or the cow is taken and gorged on cheese until it can hardly breathe and then a bunch of guys with caulking guns full of cheese stab it and pump the muscles and lungs full of cheese as well
the result of this sounds delicious
we are talking real cheese right
not that gross ass nacho cheese goo
yeah, real cheese
maybe different kinds of cheese are injected into different parts of the body
Reminds of an episode of Aqua Teen Hungerforce. Master Shake is going to deep fry an entire cow for... I think it was Labor Day. He's injecting it with cheese and he's describing it to Carl. "There's pork in there too - I rolled it in Ranch Dressing and force fed it to her. How do you think she died, Natural Causes?"
or the cow is taken and gorged on cheese until it can hardly breathe and then a bunch of guys with caulking guns full of cheese stab it and pump the muscles and lungs full of cheese as well
the result of this sounds delicious
we are talking real cheese right
not that gross ass nacho cheese goo
yeah, real cheese
maybe different kinds of cheese are injected into different parts of the body
now see
now you're fuckin talking man
now i'm hungry
for havarti-injected steak
Then what you deep fry the whole fucking cow?
Because that could be good.
Edit: Apparently Volu and I have watched the same episode.
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All that broccoli and celery in his diet and that unprocessed bunker air....
I'm dying?
Maybe if he had eaten some meat he would have dropped that other ball.
eat some meat, pussies.
you are already dead
like maybe a guy fucks a steer in the ass while another dude takes a piss in its eyes and the whole thing is filmed and then it gets shot in the neck with a bolt gun and left to bleed to death while a third dude packs his ass with salt and shits it into the neckwound
This one time when I was a kid my dad made green eggs and ham, like the book, by using green food dye, I did not appreciate the gesture.
what the
oh god yeeeeeeeaaaaah
so i went ahead and sent it to this vegan cunt on my msn that i barely talked to and couldn't have a conversation with without it turning it into an argument
she was just like
"sick fuck"
and then went offline
and never came back
i am pretty sure she blocked me
man you should hang out with me and raneados and stale and other dudes who keep getting told they are going to die
only
i don't know if there's room for you in the car
the result of this sounds delicious
we are talking real cheese right
not that gross ass nacho cheese goo
she kept going on about how some social's food choices all had meat in it
I think I accidentally said something about that's what normal people eat
she was so pissed. Thin skinned wanker.
I wanted to find the letter writer and punch her in the face.
And yes it was a woman who wrote it.
Stupid Goddamn hippies.
then poop and die of a heart attack
Fuck that, I dont want that shit on my team.
yeah, real cheese
maybe different kinds of cheese are injected into different parts of the body
now see
now you're fuckin talking man
now i'm hungry
for havarti-injected steak
this is the best idea I've ever heard of
Then what you deep fry the whole fucking cow?
Because that could be good.
Edit: Apparently Volu and I have watched the same episode.
i have
it feels like a sin against nature and god
I believe you foreigners call it tripe.'
It was rubbery and not very tasty
I prefer putting my meat to flame.
steak is not one of them
i just felt like i should be crying while i was eating
like ingesting pure failure at life
which is a shame
Whenever somebody makes an error with semicolons instead of Ls I usually just read that part of their post as an Arab ululation.
deep fried foods are pretty gross
I've never even heard of deep fried steak. That's just too wrong for me to comprehend.
great
now i'm going to start doing it
i guess it was good if you like that sort of thing, but i didnt