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Does i haz drain bramage?

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Not a lot of people know what a "stone" weighs seeing as it is a ridiculous system of measurement. Had you put your height in cubits I'd have confused your post with the biblical description of the Ark of the Covenant.

    I could kiss you for this.

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  • stimtokolosstimtokolos Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    Dublo7 wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Dublo7 wrote: »
    poached eggs are the best, but it's difficult to master the art of egg poaching

    i took hospitality and tourism for three years in high school

    i can poach a fuckin' egg
    tell me your secret, please

    ain't no secret to it

    just technique and practice

    If you put vinegar in the water I was told that it makes the white solidify sooner and the yoke stay runnier.

    I was told, I never tried, also I poach my eggs in a little poacher thing with water in the bottom that heats up and steams around the eggs cracked into little cups, I don't know if that is the normal way.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited January 2008
    that is my kinda breakfast

    and i splatter most anything with tabasco

    that's the good stuff

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    yeah, measuring things in stones

    another thing we can blame on the english

    thanks, bongi

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    The best part? The sausage chunks in their sausage gravy are like... the size of marbles or bottle caps. Every time you bite into one its like a spicy burst of sausage-y goodness.

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Knob wrote: »
    that is my kinda breakfast

    and i splatter most anything with tabasco

    that's the good stuff

    fuckin right

    basically almost anything that is a meat of some kind

    tabasco

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited January 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    yeah, measuring things in stones

    another thing we can blame on the english

    thanks, bongi

    oh well if you're going to be like that we'll take out language back

    come on, hand it over

    if you can't play nice you can't play at all

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Crystal Hot Sauce is better than Tabasco.

    There I said it.

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  • RegrettableRegrettable Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    that is my kinda breakfast

    and i splatter most anything with tabasco

    that's the good stuff

    fuckin right

    basically almost anything that is a meat of some kind

    tabasco

    What I love about tabasco is that when you use more than you intended, it just tastes even better.

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    The best part? The sausage chunks in their sausage gravy are like... the size of marbles or bottle caps. Every time you bite into one its like a spicy burst of sausage-y goodness.

    you know what is fantastic

    venison sausage stuffed with jalapenos and feta and a sharp mustard

    slap that sucker on a good quality bun

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  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I'm not really a fan of the spicy sauces. I generally prefer to add fresh chili fruits.

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    Fuck off and die.
  • bongibongi regular
    edited January 2008
    i could murder a toad in the hole with mustard right now

    oh my god why are you making me so hungry :(

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I got a confession, Pony.

    I have never had venison except for venison jerky.

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I got a confession, Pony.

    I have never had venison except for venison jerky.

    venison is excellent

    one of the finer meats

    it tastes better when you've killed it, cleaned it, preppred it, and cooked it yourself

    it tastes like accomplishment

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  • stimtokolosstimtokolos Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    It tastes, like victory!

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  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Dublo7 wrote: »
    I think I'm gonna cook a blue steak tonight, fellas.
    Volu's next thread will be called, "Ahhhh, I'm shitting blood"

    One time I was lost in the woods and had to eat these bigass white grubs and dandylions.

    So uh I've had worse.

    you just reminded me of the spicy larva snack thing that my sister gave me. She got them from the butterfly conservatory where she works. I'mma go grab those now, I'm in a mood for spicy crunchy stuff

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    the butterfly conservatory people sell larva snacks?

    surprising

    i would think with it being a conservatory and all they'd be all foo foo faggots about that sort of thing

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  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    the butterfly conservatory people sell larva snacks?

    surprising

    i would think with it being a conservatory and all they'd be all foo foo faggots about that sort of thing

    I think it's cause they breed too many, or something.

    My sister has tried the cheese flavoured ones. Says they taste a bit like cheetos

    EDIT Nevermind, these were shipped from California. I think they just don't care, then.

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  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I have to say, sausage is better than bacon.

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    turkey bacon is best.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    bacon is the best garnish/filling/wrap

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  • CogliostroCogliostro Marginal Opinions Spring, TXRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Ok, I'm sorry. I'm a fat guy, but even I draw the line at eating insect larvae.

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  • NORNOR Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Cogliostro wrote: »
    Ok, I'm sorry. I'm a fat guy, but even I draw the line at eating insect larvae.

    Well of course you would. They are actually not all that bad for you.

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  • SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2008
    I'm a believer in the philosophy of Robert Burns.

    "The best laid eggs of Lice and Hens, scarfnarfnarfscarfnarf."

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2008
    I kinda want to eat a blue steak some time. Or just hella rare. Maybe I will do that tomorrow.

    I'll wash it down with a coke just to make sure that my digestive system handles it.

    Seriously. If you're ever afraid of eating something because it might make you sick just drink a coke after your meal. Hell you can use coke to remove bloodstains off asphalt after you run over a cat. I knew a highway patrolman who carried a 2 liter of the Albertsons brand cola in his patrol car to remove blood from highway accident scenes.
    I'm failing to see the connection between cola's ability to remove bloodstains and its alleged ability to protect you from food borne pathogens
    can you break this down for me?

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited January 2008
    something something acid something possibly dubious science something

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Sure, first let him pour some coke on you.

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  • SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2008
    Coke can help settle your stomach. So I guess if you get e-coli then *BURP* oh yeah, that's better.

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  • Wise_aWise_a Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Dumb Hero wrote: »
    Sure, first let him pour some coke on you.

    really funny post

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  • SithDrummerSithDrummer Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Dublo7 wrote: »
    Dublo7 wrote: »
    I think I'm gonna cook a blue steak tonight, fellas.
    Volu's next thread will be called, "Ahhhh, I'm shitting blood"

    One time I was lost in the woods and had to eat these bigass white grubs and dandylions.

    So uh I've had worse.
    How long were you lost in the woods for?
    Forty-eight minutes

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  • FlyingmanFlyingman Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I spent half an hour in H/A and got two infractions...

    "Stick it in the pooper" and "bash him" are apparently not good pieces of advice.

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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I was once at denny's and ordered their steak for some fucking reason. I wanted red meat at the time and didn't really give a shit where i got it from.

    I say, 'yeah, bring it to me medium rare'. They give me a raw steak on a plate, still cold.

    :|

    I tell them, 'What the fuck, this is Raw, it's still cold, did you just pull it out of the fucking freezer and go 'lol rare!'

    I told the manager and he was a total douche bag, so I just up and left.

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    what the fuck

    if you were a whiny middle aged white woman you could make the news

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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Yeah, but to them I was just some pissed off teenager.

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I like my meat well done.

    It just doesn't make sense to me that it be cold unless it's going on bread.


    But this one time I got it medium well on accident and it tasted fine.

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  • RanxRanx Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Bendery, your first mistake was eating at dennys.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Knob wrote: »
    or the cow is taken and gorged on cheese until it can hardly breathe and then a bunch of guys with caulking guns full of cheese stab it and pump the muscles and lungs full of cheese as well

    and then while it is still semi-alive, you toss the entire animal into a giant deep fat fryer

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    one time i went to a butterfly exhibit at a zoo and like five huge butterflies sat on me

    it was neat

    what are we talking about

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  • RanxRanx Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Holy shit I just ate a delicious omelete thing I made.

    It had spicy sausage, red peppers, chopped up baked potatoe, spices, and eggs.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Is that the event you describe whenever someone asks about your shweet butterfly tramp stamp?

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