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STATE FIGHT

TransporterTransporter Registered User regular
edited February 2008 in Social Entropy++
All I'm sayin is that Colorado would win.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    cool thread

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Rhode Island is a scrapper, don't count him out.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    The Keystone State will kick your hippy ass

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  • Rampant EntityRampant Entity Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    What about the provinces up north?

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited February 2008
    Hunter wrote: »
    The Keystone State will kick your hippy ass

    nuh-uh we've got all those amish people that won't do nothin

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  • thorgotthorgot there is special providence in the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Cum Hero wrote: »
    Rhode Island is a scrapper, don't count him out.

    One good stomp from Massachusetts and it's over.

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  • TransporterTransporter Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Hunter wrote: »
    The Keystone State will kick your hippy ass

    Hippies with nukes.

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Transporter wrote: »
    All I'm sayin is that Colorado would win.

    it's true!

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    The Keystone State will kick your hippy ass

    nuh-uh we've got all those amish people that won't do nothin

    The Amish are our secret weapon. They're all trained ninja assassins.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2008
    Don't mess.

    With Texas.

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Which state has the most cowboys

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  • monsterrormonsterror HEY ASSBUTT Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Man.

    Texas.

    Do I really need to explain it?

    We're the only state that could succeed on a whim.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Florida is a dick.

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    monsterror wrote: »
    Man.

    Texas.

    Do I really need to explain it?

    We're the only state that could succeed on a whim.

    only steers and queers come from Texas

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  • Anime OwnsAnime Owns Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    not Indiana

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  • Rampant EntityRampant Entity Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Man, we have bears up here. They would ruin your shit so hard.

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  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I would mess with Texas so hard.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Fuck Texas.


    Bring it!

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  • PkErthbndPkErthbnd Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Have you guys ever noticed that Oklahoma looks like a butcher knife?

    We'll chop your ass.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2008
    Transporter wrote: »
    All I'm sayin is that Colorado would win.
    Dude, Demetri Martin knows what's up
    move to squiggly areas

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  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I don't understand what's so great about Texas.

    Is it the hats? The belt buckles?

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  • Fire TruckFire Truck I love my SELFRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Anime Owns Extensive Real Estate in the Western Miami Area wrote: »
    not Indiana

    Quoted for truth. All you have to do is glare at us and we buckle like a Thai hooker under an obese midwest businessman.

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  • TransporterTransporter Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Colorado's first act as state fight champion would be to blow up Texas.

    'cept the women.

    Send them over.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2008
    Cum Hero wrote: »
    Florida is a dick.
    There's a good chance that most of your state will be underwater in the next few decades if the Antartic ice sheets separate from the continent and slide into the sea as seems quite likely

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  • MathildaMathilda Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    thorgot wrote: »
    Cum Hero wrote: »
    Rhode Island is a scrapper, don't count him out.

    One good stomp from Massachusetts and it's over.
    Man, Massachusetts is just a big blow hard, all trying to be intimidating by flexing its little arm.
    We all know it has a glass jaw.

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    As a commonwealth, Virginia will just watch from the side and be better than all of you.

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    michigan militia

    that's all i'm going to say

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    NotACrook wrote: »
    As a commonwealth, Virginia will just watch from the side and be better than all of you.

    Pennsylvania is a commonwealth as well. We should get together and sell weapons to all the factions, then swoop in afterwards to steal all the natural resources.

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  • Anime OwnsAnime Owns Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Fire Truck wrote: »
    Anime Owns Extensive Real Estate in the Western Miami Area wrote: »
    not Indiana

    Quoted for truth. All you have to do is glare at us and we buckle like a Thai hooker under an obese midwest businessman.

    the secret lives of fat hoosiers

    I think in a fight we'd probably send the population of Gary or something.

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  • DodgeBlanDodgeBlan PSN: dodgeblanRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    New South Wales all the way

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  • Fire TruckFire Truck I love my SELFRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Anime Owns Extensive Real Estate in the Western Miami Area wrote: »
    Fire Truck wrote: »
    Anime Owns Extensive Real Estate in the Western Miami Area wrote: »
    not Indiana

    Quoted for truth. All you have to do is glare at us and we buckle like a Thai hooker under an obese midwest businessman.

    the secret lives of fat hoosiers

    I think in a fight we'd probably send the population of Gary or something.

    Assuming the other states are sitting in their cars at intersections, this might work.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Maryland: We got crabs


    actually, the official motto is pretty awesome: "Deeds are manly, words are womanly"

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    COLORADO IS FOR FUCKING PUSSIES.


    WYOMING 4 LYFE

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  • Fire TruckFire Truck I love my SELFRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    potatoe wrote: »
    michigan militia

    that's all i'm going to say

    Will be taken out by adorable beagles sporting .22s?

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  • TransporterTransporter Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    What are you going to do up there?

    Oh right nothing.

    Because your state is full of nothing.

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  • DaricDaric Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    mrpaku wrote: »
    monsterror wrote: »
    Man.

    Texas.

    Do I really need to explain it?

    We're the only state that could succeed on a whim.

    only steers and queers come from Texas

    Yeah because we kicked their asses out.

    Texas is the only state that at one point was its own country. Hence why we can fly our flag as high as the American flag.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    lostwords wrote: »
    Maryland: We got crabs


    actually, the official motto is pretty awesome: "Deeds are manly, words are womanly"

    Pennsylvania's state motto is "At least you're not in New Jersey...or Ohio".

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2008
    God, fuck Ohio.

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Hey, guys, Ohio!

    Come on, guys.

    Guys?

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Daric wrote: »
    mrpaku wrote: »
    monsterror wrote: »
    Man.

    Texas.

    Do I really need to explain it?

    We're the only state that could succeed on a whim.

    only steers and queers come from Texas

    Yeah because we kicked their asses out.

    Texas is the only state that at one point was its own country. Hence why we can fly our flag as high as the American flag.

    Eat a dick you johnny come lately. If you're not an original 13 colony, you can suck my Pennsylvanian Quaker-founded ass.

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