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D&D Friars Club Roast of Quid

The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hopRegistered User regular
edited March 2008 in Debate and/or Discourse
Fucking military motherfucking fucker, apparently.

Fuck him.

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    AegeriAegeri Tiny wee bacteriums Plateau of LengRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    When they write the book of his life, he'll be able to have not one, but two chapters about having sex with a man on a submarine.

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    jotatejotate Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    We all did our part in not asking. But the mother fucker just can't shut the fuck up about how much cock he gobbles. Can't you get court marshaled for that shit? God damn.

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    RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I keep this picture around for occasions like this one.

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    We could have a caption contest!

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited March 2008
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    TarranonTarranon Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Quid was in Iraq, but he isn't anymore.

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    You could be anywhere
    On the black screen
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    FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Quid is one half of our resident gay submariners.

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    DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Tarranon wrote: »
    Quid was in Iraq, but he isn't anymore.
    We can all see what's happened since he left. Coincidence? I think not.

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    Nod. Get treat. PSN: Quippish
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    TarranonTarranon Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Richy wrote: »
    I keep this picture around for occasions like this one.

    n1081507223_5464_1154.jpg

    We could have a caption contest!

    Jesus christ, did he get all of his hair singed off the day before, or does he just have the body type of an 8 year old boy?

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    You could be anywhere
    On the black screen
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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Tarranon wrote: »
    Richy wrote: »
    I keep this picture around for occasions like this one.

    n1081507223_5464_1154.jpg

    We could have a caption contest!

    Jesus christ, did he get all of his hair singed off the day before, or does he just have the body type of an 8 year old boy?
    Tha...That's what gay people do. It is a mating mechanism.

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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I will be sure to write and direct a film wherein a Navyman is tortured extensively. It will be filmed in Russian. It will be four hours in length. It will be genius.

    It will be titled "Quid, Your Genitals Will Be Mutilated Like The Guy In This Movie".




    But seriously, I have never felt less safe than when I knew that this man was protecting us from the terrorists. And then after that, what does he do? He travels around like a god damn hippie just visiting people. All I want to know is when is the scurvy going to kill him. Is that so much to want to know about Quid?

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    DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Gim wrote: »
    But seriously, I have never felt less safe than when I knew that this man was protecting us from the terrorists. And then after that, what does he do? He travels around like a god damn hippie just visiting people. All I want to know is when is the scurvy going to kill him. Is that so much to want to know about Quid?

    Him being 100% fruit pretty much makes him immune to scurvy.

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    Nod. Get treat. PSN: Quippish
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    AdrienAdrien Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud wrote: »
    Tarranon wrote: »
    Richy wrote: »
    I keep this picture around for occasions like this one.
    n1081507223_5464_1154.jpg

    We could have a caption contest!

    Jesus christ, did he get all of his hair singed off the day before, or does he just have the body type of an 8 year old boy?
    Tha...That's what gay people do. It is a mating mechanism.

    I didn't realize they needed mechanisms to mate. Man, being gay is complicated.

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    JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Quid walks like a dinosaur and stole someone's M4 during an exercise.

    Hats off to you, sir.

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    DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Quid is as good at [skill which proficiency in is important to Quid's self worth] as James is at roasting people!
    You can't say nice things at a roast, it defeats the purpose!

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    Nod. Get treat. PSN: Quippish
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    fallaxdracofallaxdraco Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I read the title and the first post and thought this was a nonsense contest for a second. Then it decoded.

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    The Muffin ManThe Muffin Man Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I once got drunk and had sex with a bear.

    It was still a better lay than that hairless navy-boy, Quid.

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    JinniganJinnigan Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Happy trails are the unibrow of the stomach.

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    DiscGraceDiscGrace Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
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    Somehow I feel not-very-protected by a 90-pound Colin Mochrie impersonator in white Nikes.

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    deowolfdeowolf is allowed to do that. Traffic.Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Navy guys like Quid are the exact type of queer that make us Air Force guys feel like macho members of a military organization.

    'njoy your cock, seaman.

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    Andrew_JayAndrew_Jay Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Ah Quid, proving that Winston Churchill was at least 2/3rds correct about the navy . . . at least, I haven't heard any tales of corporal punishment, yet.

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    Satan.Satan. __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud wrote: »
    Tarranon wrote: »
    Richy wrote: »
    I keep this picture around for occasions like this one.
    n1081507223_5464_1154.jpg

    We could have a caption contest!

    Jesus christ, did he get all of his hair singed off the day before, or does he just have the body type of an 8 year old boy?
    Tha...That's what gay people do. It is a mating mechanism.
    Except for Quid's favorite kind of man, known as a "power top bear".

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    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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    radroadkillradroadkill MDRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Apparently my boyfriend sucks so much that people don't even want to say bad things about him.

    I should take this as a sign.

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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Insignificance is like a roast that life gives you. No one shows up, but you still have to sit there and take it the whole time.

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited March 2008
    radroadkill wrote: »
    Apparently my boyfriend sucks so much that people don't even want to say bad things about him.

    I should take this as a sign.

    :lol:

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