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You two should get married and never have kids together, ever.
One of my friends from high school is having a baby with some girl that already has a kid from another guy. She's due in early May. He's getting married on May 30th. To a different girl.
*facepalm*
It's stories like this that make me happy I'm single and have a very simple relationship history.
Yeah, he told me about the engagement via text message. I was kind of a dick about it, because I'm very used to him doing stupid shit. The conversation went like this:
Him: I'm getting married on May 30th.
Me: Whaaat!? To who?
Him: Aly
Me: Who's Aly?
Him: The girl I've been dating for 7 months and friends with for about a year.
Me: The girl who you brought to the New Years' party?
Him: Yah. *About this time, I realized that he just told me life changing news that he's probably pretty fucking excited about and I've been treating it the same way I did when he told me he'd banged two girls in Arkansas without protection because he didn't plan on ever seeing them again.*
Me: Awesome, man. Congratulations!
Plus your life's savings aren't gone. Most people have most of their financial value in their house. And be glad that you're buying a house when prices are at an all-time low, relatively speaking.
You'll be fine.
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You two should get married and never have kids together, ever.
One of my friends from high school is having a baby with some girl that already has a kid from another guy. She's due in early May. He's getting married on May 30th. To a different girl.
You know reading some of the strange embarrasing moments people really don't seem to know what strange and embarrassing means. Also when someone admits they lie a lot every story after that really doesn't seem genuine.
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You know reading some of the strange embarrasing moments people really don't seem to know what strange and embarrassing means. Also when someone admits they lie a lot every story after that really doesn't seem genuine.
I noticed that too. A lot of people have a very low threshold for weirdness and are ridiculously easily embarrassed. Makes me wonder how they can function in their day to day lives.
You know reading some of the strange embarrasing moments people really don't seem to know what strange and embarrassing means. Also when someone admits they lie a lot every story after that really doesn't seem genuine.
I noticed that too. A lot of people have a very low threshold for weirdness and are ridiculously easily embarrassed. Makes me wonder how they can function in their day to day lives.
Yeah me too, that's ignoring the brags, some of the stories are like "And this was strange or embarrasing how?"
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You know reading some of the strange embarrasing moments people really don't seem to know what strange and embarrassing means. Also when someone admits they lie a lot every story after that really doesn't seem genuine.
The current incarnation of the S&EM thread is pretty weak compared to the last few.
You know reading some of the strange embarrasing moments people really don't seem to know what strange and embarrassing means. Also when someone admits they lie a lot every story after that really doesn't seem genuine.
The current incarnation of the S&EM thread is pretty weak compared to the last few.
So far yeah, but then again a lot of really awesome stories have already been told, there is a limit. Like the spooky threads that end up just being a bunch of people telling fairly boring dreams.
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edited March 2008
I hate dream threads. I think it was Mitch Hedberg who said "I don't like when someone tells me about a dream they had, because it's like coming up and saying, "Hey, listen to this weird story that didn't happen.""
I don't mind a friend telling me a weird dream, as long as it's brief and its just conversation filler. I hate people who think that dreams are interesting enough to be a conversation by themselves.
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Tell me about it. I just got back from lunch and in one half hour, I will be done everything there is to do today.
I'm stuck here to like 8.00 tonight.
Stupid moot . . . which I haven't even prepared for.
Laaaame. At least I'm out of here at 3:30. Unfortunately, it's to go to the doctor to get a note so I can get someone to help un-fuck my back/neck. gah...
You know reading some of the strange embarrasing moments people really don't seem to know what strange and embarrassing means. Also when someone admits they lie a lot every story after that really doesn't seem genuine.
The current incarnation of the S&EM thread is pretty weak compared to the last few.
So far yeah, but then again a lot of really awesome stories have already been told, there is a limit. Like the spooky threads that end up just being a bunch of people telling fairly boring dreams.
One of these days, I really am going to go through all the S&EM threads and put them into book form.
The spooky thread over in SE++ now is pretty fun, even if a lot of it is just recaps of old creepy stuff that we've all seen before but just forgot about.
I don't mind a friend telling me a weird dream, as long as it's brief and its just conversation filler. I hate people who think that dreams are interesting enough to be a conversation by themselves.
Yeah, I guess the ones that irk me are the ones that want to "interpret" what the dreams mean.
I don't mind a friend telling me a weird dream, as long as it's brief and its just conversation filler. I hate people who think that dreams are interesting enough to be a conversation by themselves.
Yeah, I guess the ones that irk me are the ones that want to "interpret" what the dreams mean.
Those people like Wiccans just get on my nerves, because dream interpreters are usually fucking Wiccans. No fat pasty white girl your not a witch you're a fat pasty white girl.
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I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
Eh, let's get some pop and prōgram for this prōject so we can leave work early, drink beer, eat poutine and watch the hockey game, eh? I like maple syrup. Eh?
Eh, let's get some pop and prōgram for this prōject so we can leave work early, drink beer, eat poutine and watch the hockey game, eh? I like maple syrup. Eh?
Eh, let's get some pop and prōgram for this prōject so we can leave work early, drink beer, eat poutine and watch the hockey game, eh? I like maple syrup. Eh?
Man, that's probably just what a Canadian would have sounded like 1,000 years ago, before the Great Poutine Famine.
Eh, let's get some pop and prōgram for this prōject so we can leave work early, drink beer, eat poutine and watch the hockey game, eh? I like maple syrup. Eh?
?O_o?
Sorry I forgot:
I am always polite to everyone, even complete strangers, eh.
Eh, let's get some pop and prōgram for this prōject so we can leave work early, drink beer, eat poutine and watch the hockey game, eh? I like maple syrup. Eh?
?O_o?
Sorry I forgot:
I am always polite to everyone, even complete strangers, eh.
Well, that's true.
I just don't get what you mean here:
"...get some pop and prōgram for this prōject..."
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Yeah, he told me about the engagement via text message. I was kind of a dick about it, because I'm very used to him doing stupid shit. The conversation went like this:
Him: I'm getting married on May 30th.
Me: Whaaat!? To who?
Him: Aly
Me: Who's Aly?
Him: The girl I've been dating for 7 months and friends with for about a year.
Me: The girl who you brought to the New Years' party?
Him: Yah.
*About this time, I realized that he just told me life changing news that he's probably pretty fucking excited about and I've been treating it the same way I did when he told me he'd banged two girls in Arkansas without protection because he didn't plan on ever seeing them again.*
Me: Awesome, man. Congratulations!
You'll be fine.
What you do, is you buy that house, then you invite all of us over and we will party to cheer you up!
So long as you have food.
Lots of Food.
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Yeah me too, that's ignoring the brags, some of the stories are like "And this was strange or embarrasing how?"
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The current incarnation of the S&EM thread is pretty weak compared to the last few.
Sigh.
So far yeah, but then again a lot of really awesome stories have already been told, there is a limit. Like the spooky threads that end up just being a bunch of people telling fairly boring dreams.
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Laaaame. At least I'm out of here at 3:30. Unfortunately, it's to go to the doctor to get a note so I can get someone to help un-fuck my back/neck. gah...
One of these days, I really am going to go through all the S&EM threads and put them into book form.
*knocks on wood*
I get to represent lawyers who cheated an old lady with a broken hip. I'm so pumped.
a) suicide
b) $140 Monster cables
And if someone kills themselves with a $140 Monster cable I will be EXTREMELY angry.
Yeah, I guess the ones that irk me are the ones that want to "interpret" what the dreams mean.
I'd be so embarrassed right now if I were you :P
It's like a meeting. Of treants or kings.
What about that time you had to go to the emergency room because your cock ring got caught on the 15 year old hookers tongue ring?
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Ironically, not having any embarrassing stories can be a bit embarrassing in and of itself.
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Those people like Wiccans just get on my nerves, because dream interpreters are usually fucking Wiccans. No fat pasty white girl your not a witch you're a fat pasty white girl.
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Be careful Preston you're stepping on my dreams.
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I also do your mom.
Eh, let's get some pop and prōgram for this prōject so we can leave work early, drink beer, eat poutine and watch the hockey game, eh? I like maple syrup. Eh?
?O_o?
Man, that's probably just what a Canadian would have sounded like 1,000 years ago, before the Great Poutine Famine.
What happened?
The chat first post was bad but it wasn't that bad elki, I mean you can blame mikeman for it, and he's from new jersey so it's pretty easy.
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Sorry I forgot:
I am always polite to everyone, even complete strangers, eh.
Well, that's true.
I just don't get what you mean here:
"...get some pop and prōgram for this prōject..."