Devilish Tricks and Uncanny wit

Jigrah

My roommate decided that he really really really really fucking like this theory on how your brain works. He has incorporated it into his life and everyone else's.

The theory is about your right and left brain and how it impacts and defines your personality. I am not retarded so I am left brained, while he is retarded and thus right brained. Apparently there is a huge commotion about the left and right brain theory and how it defines what your good at and bad at. The table would look like this

Left

---

Right
Smart

---

Retarded
Logic

---

Abstract
Cautious

---

Adventurous
Math

---

Art
Analytical

---

Random
Organized

---

Messy

Or for a more complete list you can visit http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,22535838-5012895,00.html

I am not a neuro-scientist, I have no credentials to say this theory is false. All I can say with my retarded knowledge is that I don't think it is as easy as that.

ITT: We talk about hoax's and pranks, whats your favorite?

sdrawkcaB emaN

god can we ban him too

naporeon

Don't cry, little Sam.

I am here to hold you.

Shhhhhhhh.

Jigrah

sdrawkcaB emaN wrote: »

god can we ban him too

Look fucker this could be going places, why don't try and make a new thread instead of contributing to destroying peoples?

Fuckin right brainer.

sdrawkcaB emaN

Jigrah wrote: »

sdrawkcaB emaN wrote: »

god can we ban him too

Look fucker this could be going places, why don't try and make a new thread instead of contributing to destroying peoples?

Fuckin right brainer.

nap

nap I'm so cold

Jigrah

One of my favorite hoax/jokes was the whole Di hydrogen monoxide science project/hoax email.

It convinced my parents to join in on the water ban.

naporeon

sdrawkcaB emaN wrote: »

Jigrah wrote: »

sdrawkcaB emaN wrote: »

god can we ban him too

Look fucker this could be going places, why don't try and make a new thread instead of contributing to destroying peoples?

Fuckin right brainer.

nap

nap I'm so cold

Would you say that you are colder than Hillary Clinton's steely gaze?

Zephyr

Air

great more astrology

sdrawkcaB emaN

naporeon wrote: »

sdrawkcaB emaN wrote: »

Jigrah wrote: »

sdrawkcaB emaN wrote: »

god can we ban him too

Look fucker this could be going places, why don't try and make a new thread instead of contributing to destroying peoples?

Fuckin right brainer.

nap

nap I'm so cold

Would you say that you are colder than Hillary Clinton's steely gaze?

shit naw son bitch can form bose-einstein condensates just by giving you the stink-eye

Jigrah

naporeon wrote: »

sdrawkcaB emaN wrote: »

Jigrah wrote: »

sdrawkcaB emaN wrote: »

god can we ban him too

Look fucker this could be going places, why don't try and make a new thread instead of contributing to destroying peoples?

Fuckin right brainer.

nap

nap I'm so cold

Would you say that you are colder than Hillary Clinton's steely gaze?

I think Bruce Willis has her beat.

Stavren

This is a dumb thread. It's like kicking a tub of shit out of office and electing a bottle of piss in its place.

sdrawkcaB emaN

Jigrah wrote: »

naporeon wrote: »

sdrawkcaB emaN wrote: »

Jigrah wrote: »

sdrawkcaB emaN wrote: »

god can we ban him too

Look fucker this could be going places, why don't try and make a new thread instead of contributing to destroying peoples?

Fuckin right brainer.

nap

nap I'm so cold

Would you say that you are colder than Hillary Clinton's steely gaze?

I think Bruce Willis has her beat.

dude looks straight up pouty in that picture

I am more inclined to maybe kiss him on his bald head and maybe bounce him on my knee than run in fear

naporeon

Jigrah wrote: »

naporeon wrote: »

sdrawkcaB emaN wrote: »

Jigrah wrote: »

sdrawkcaB emaN wrote: »

god can we ban him too

Look fucker this could be going places, why don't try and make a new thread instead of contributing to destroying peoples?

Fuckin right brainer.

nap

nap I'm so cold

Would you say that you are colder than Hillary Clinton's steely gaze?

I think Bruce Willis has her beat.

First, no.

Second, is Bruce Willis working on the Obama campaign, as our friend of the contratemporal cognomen is?

Larlar

Stavren wrote: »

This is a dumb thread. It's like kicking a tub of shit out of office and electing a bottle of piss in its place.

Yeah but relatively speaking that's one hell of a jump in quality. A few more hours and we'll be back to threads that remind you of a bottle of pubic hairs and then we'll be in fucking business.

Jigrah

naporeon wrote: »

Jigrah wrote: »

naporeon wrote: »

sdrawkcaB emaN wrote: »

Jigrah wrote: »

sdrawkcaB emaN wrote: »

god can we ban him too

Look fucker this could be going places, why don't try and make a new thread instead of contributing to destroying peoples?

Fuckin right brainer.

nap

nap I'm so cold

Would you say that you are colder than Hillary Clinton's steely gaze?

I think Bruce Willis has her beat.

First, no.

Second, is Bruce Willis working on the Obama campaign, as our friend of the contratemporal cognomen is?

I have absolutely no idea what you just said (for the second part)

Zephyr

whoa shit i saw the dancer turning clockwise at first and then counter clockwise when i looked again

mindfuck

now it's moving clockwise again

shit

Jigrah

Zephyr wrote: »

whoa shit i saw the dancer turning clockwise at first and then counter clockwise when i looked again

mindfuck

now it's moving clockwise again

shit

I will give it that the dancer link is pretty fuckin trippy, I could stare at her for hours and be completly entertained trying to make her go back and forth.

Zephyr

i'm not even trying

freaking me out

Volucrisus Aedrius

Jigrah wrote: »

I have absolutely no idea what you just said (for the second part)

Think "contra" as in "backwards" and you'll get the gist.

naporeon

Volucrisus Aedrius wrote: »

Jigrah wrote: »

I have absolutely no idea what you just said (for the second part)

Think "contra" as in "backwards" and you'll get the gist.

Yeah. It's not really moving backwards through time, but I just love that word so much.

Bearstranaut

Hey guys let us remember those who have fallen, and recite the list of war/ghost caused casualties:

Oceaniahasthebestcurry
heretoinform
MindLiberator - who had varicose veins
GinandBigBrotha

Volucrisus Aedrius

naporeon wrote: »

Volucrisus Aedrius wrote: »

Jigrah wrote: »

I have absolutely no idea what you just said (for the second part)

Think "contra" as in "backwards" and you'll get the gist.

Yeah. It's not really moving backwards through time, but I just love that word so much.

Its a pretty fantastic word, one I don't read often and as such I had to look at it a sec and put it through my mental "latin decoder."

Jigrah

naporeon wrote: »

Volucrisus Aedrius wrote: »

Jigrah wrote: »

I have absolutely no idea what you just said (for the second part)

Think "contra" as in "backwards" and you'll get the gist.

Yeah. It's not really moving backwards through time, but I just love that word so much.

I can see clearly now the confusions gone

I can see all retards in this thread.

naporeon

Jigrah wrote: »

naporeon wrote: »

Volucrisus Aedrius wrote: »

Jigrah wrote: »

I have absolutely no idea what you just said (for the second part)

Think "contra" as in "backwards" and you'll get the gist.

Yeah. It's not really moving backwards through time, but I just love that word so much.

I can see clearly now the confusions gone

I can see all retards in this thread.

I'm surprised to hear that you can operate a mirror.

Volucrisus Aedrius

Jigrah wrote: »

naporeon wrote: »

Volucrisus Aedrius wrote: »

Jigrah wrote: »

I have absolutely no idea what you just said (for the second part)

Think "contra" as in "backwards" and you'll get the gist.

Yeah. It's not really moving backwards through time, but I just love that word so much.

I can see clearly now the confusions gone

I can see all retards in this thread.

You know we were being moderately decent to you, almost tolerating, mostly because we were ignoring you. Way to go piss in the wind, bucko.

Jigrah

Look I know some of you have some great stories about pranks you've pulled or had done on to you. Or outlandish things people believe for no apparent reason.

My roommate is so into this whole left right brain thinking he has determined when he sleeps on his right side his brains are much more vibrant and colorful.

Jigrah

Volucrisus Aedrius wrote: »

Jigrah wrote: »

naporeon wrote: »

Volucrisus Aedrius wrote: »

Jigrah wrote: »

I have absolutely no idea what you just said (for the second part)

Think "contra" as in "backwards" and you'll get the gist.

Yeah. It's not really moving backwards through time, but I just love that word so much.

I can see clearly now the confusions gone

I can see all retards in this thread.

You know we were being moderately decent to you, almost tolerating, mostly because we were ignoring you. Way to go piss in the wind, bucko.

It wasn't even meant as a dig to him, I just wanted another lyric to tie to the first line so people saw the connection.

Bearstranaut

I once locked my sister outside when a pack of wolves were killing the neighbors dog.


lollerskates

Jigrah

naporeon wrote: »

Jigrah wrote: »

naporeon wrote: »

Volucrisus Aedrius wrote: »

Jigrah wrote: »

I have absolutely no idea what you just said (for the second part)

Think "contra" as in "backwards" and you'll get the gist.

Yeah. It's not really moving backwards through time, but I just love that word so much.

I can see clearly now the confusions gone

I can see all retards in this thread.

I'm surprised to hear that you can operate a mirror.

When I first read that I thought you were talking about for hosting files on different servers.

I was really really confused on its relevancy.

Volucrisus Aedrius

Bearstranaut wrote: »

I once locked my sister outside when a pack of wolves were killing the neighbors dog.


lollerskates

One time I convinced my brother that he was going to die when he fell asleep.

I was a terrible older brother during his most precious years.

naporeon

Jigrah wrote: »

naporeon wrote: »

Jigrah wrote: »

naporeon wrote: »

Volucrisus Aedrius wrote: »

Jigrah wrote: »

I have absolutely no idea what you just said (for the second part)

Think "contra" as in "backwards" and you'll get the gist.

Yeah. It's not really moving backwards through time, but I just love that word so much.

I can see clearly now the confusions gone

I can see all retards in this thread.

I'm surprised to hear that you can operate a mirror.

When I first read that I thought you were talking about for hosting files on different servers.

I was really really confused on its relevancy.

QED

Volucrisus Aedrius

You know, Nap, it wouldn't be half so hilarious when you posted that if I didn't already know that you say it aloud sometimes.

Bearstranaut

Volucrisus Aedrius wrote: »

Bearstranaut wrote: »

I once locked my sister outside when a pack of wolves were killing the neighbors dog.


lollerskates

One time I convinced my brother that he was going to die when he fell asleep.

I was a terrible older brother during his most precious years.

I did the same thing to my cousin, except a did this big martial arts heavy breathing bullshit and slapped his chest real hard.

I told him I had bruised his lungs, and he would never live to have children, much less watch "My gym partner is a monkey."

He didn't stop crying till after we got Coldstone.

Jigrah

naporeon wrote: »

Jigrah wrote: »

naporeon wrote: »

I'm surprised to hear that you can operate a mirror.

When I first read that I thought you were talking about for hosting files on different servers.

I was really really confused on its relevancy.

QED

Can you spell it out, I am not good with acronyms

naporeon

Volucrisus Aedrius wrote: »

Bearstranaut wrote: »

I once locked my sister outside when a pack of wolves were killing the neighbors dog.


lollerskates

One time I convinced my brother that he was going to die when he fell asleep.

I was a terrible older brother during his most precious years.

Once, around age eight, my sister and I convinced an overenthusiastic, clingy girl from our neighborhood that the bees in our front yard would befriend her, if she picked the clover they had alighted upon, and petted them. Even after she told us that she was allergic to bees.

After this girl got home from the hospital, our mother told us -- for the first of many times -- that she was too gravely disappointed in us to be angry.

Jigrah

Bearstranaut wrote: »

Volucrisus Aedrius wrote: »

Bearstranaut wrote: »

I once locked my sister outside when a pack of wolves were killing the neighbors dog.


lollerskates

One time I convinced my brother that he was going to die when he fell asleep.

I was a terrible older brother during his most precious years.

I did the same thing to my cousin, except a did this big martial arts heavy breathing bullshit and slapped his chest real hard.

I told him I had bruised his lungs, and he would never live to have children, much less watch "My gym partner is a monkey."

He didn't stop crying till after we got Coldstone.

Hahaha usually my parents get all pissed when I do stuff like that to my little brother. I had him convinced that there was a pet leprechaun living under my bed. I had him leaving jelly beans under the bed for a good week (as food) until my mom caught wind.

He doesn't trust me anymore.

Volucrisus Aedrius

quod erat demonstrandum

Zephyr

Bearstranaut wrote: »

I once locked my sister outside when a pack of wolves were killing the neighbors dog.


lollerskates

haha

alaska

Jigrah

Zephyr wrote: »

Bearstranaut wrote: »

I once locked my sister outside when a pack of wolves were killing the neighbors dog.


lollerskates

haha

alaska

Shit, didn't this happen in Idahoe? They reintroduced wolves and a few months later this families three dogs were slaughtered by a pack.

IIRC the owner was in huge support for the wolves being reintroduced, then switched sides after the dogs were killed.

Prolegomena

I can't make that fucking thing go anti clockwise.

And I'm logical as hell so I maintain that the whole thing is bollocks.

Or does this mean....I FEEL that it is bollocks due to my inability to understand 'meanings'.