God Hand is an ok game. Talk about it if you must.

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  • randombattlerandombattle Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Gilder wrote: »
    Olivaw wrote: »
    I bought this game, and played a bit. But I currently can't play it because I hurt my wrist. :( I like the backflipping.

    Enjoyed it that much, eh? :winky:

    Can't blame you

    Nah, he probably broke it punching a wall after he beat a boss

    All like "AW YEAH I'M THE MANLIEST FUCKER ALIVE OW FUCK MY WRIST"

    I do this every time I play the game. I just punch my shattered bones back together though and they get better each time so I can punch even harder.

    Every moment in the game is an awesome FUCK YEAAH! moment that makes you punch walls/

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  • TeeManTeeMan BrainSpoon Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    The best part of this game? When you click on "load" from the title screen, he goes "YEAH!!!"

    Pumps me up!

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  • AntihippyAntihippy Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Holy shit stage 7. D:

    I was doing alright until that stage and now I can't get past it.

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  • agoajagoaj Top Tier One FearRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    So should I rent this game over the God of Wars?

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  • CohsaeCohsae Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Well do you want a tightly controlled fighting system and wacky humour, or do you want quicktime events and lots of blood?
    The answer is to rent God of War
    After you buy God Hand

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  • MorninglordMorninglord I'm tired of being Batman, so today I'll be Owl.Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Get this first.

    I really liked God of War.

    Godhand stole my soul.

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  • savooipeerdsavooipeerd Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    God of War is fun to play once. Maybe twice if you really like it.

    I have played through God Hand more than ten times, and I will most likely play through it again in the future.

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  • durandal4532durandal4532 Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I totally beat it dudes!

    Man, that was danged satisfying. It's so damn hard, but then you figure out a groove and BAM. Also learning when I could forward-dodge was really helpful, especially on the final boss.

    Also best end song ever. Hardcore Gaming 101 dude you are totally a dick for thinking it was better in Japanese. It could not be.

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  • setrajonassetrajonas Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    My Arm, my arm, my arm, my arm, my arm, my arm I'll summon up the power of the God Hand!

    Best ending credits song, or best ending credits song for eternity?

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  • KiwistrikeKiwistrike Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Godhand 2: Liquid Ocelot.

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    They should just call the sequel Godhands.

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  • KiwistrikeKiwistrike Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    That would be good too.

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Or

    Godhand 2: Electric Kung-fu Boogaloo

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  • setrajonassetrajonas Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    God Hand 2: God Feet. You heard it here.

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  • Hotlead JunkieHotlead Junkie Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    They should just call the sequel Godhands.

    Now this I like

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  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    God Hand 2: Mad World.

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  • MorninglordMorninglord I'm tired of being Batman, so today I'll be Owl.Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    titmouse wrote: »
    God Hand 2: Mad World.

    YOU can punch RABBITS in the FACE.

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  • ChanceChance Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    So, I just beat it and I have some questions for GodHanders more experienced than I:

    End boss fight:
    So I beat the Devil Hand and it says I now have some sort of 'Shaolin' move - I figure it musta' been that palm that Devil Hand used on me. Only.... I can't find it. It's not one of my possible combo moves, it doesn't appear in my list of special techniques. I'm wondering if I'm missing something, 'cause at the top and bottom of the list of Roulette techniques there are arrows - but when I go to the top the cursor comes up at the bottom. The arrows suggest there's more to the list that I can't access... what gives?

    Also, I just loaded up my complete game save and discover I've carried over nothing. No roulette orbs, no health or tension extensions, and most baffling - no moves! Ferseriously? That sucks.

    So... (1) Where's my Shaolin thing?
    (2) Is that all I get for having a complete game file? Just additional moves I can unlock playing through again?

    P.S. awesome credits.

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  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Godhands should play like this.
    Gene and Olivia go off and make babies. 16 or so years later, Angra is back, baby! Gene is old and cranky so he gives each one of his sons a God Hand to fight with(or both, for single Player. It's Co-op, you see) Then, you go around and kick ass. Boss Battles are split between both players. However, if one just completly owns their boss before the other finishes, that guy goes and helps out the other.

    And it would be much prettier.

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  • GilderGilder Aw snap Macaroni PartyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Chance wrote: »
    So, I just beat it and I have some questions for GodHanders more experienced than I:

    End boss fight:
    So I beat the Devil Hand and it says I now have some sort of 'Shaolin' move - I figure it musta' been that palm that Devil Hand used on me. Only.... I can't find it. It's not one of my possible combo moves, it doesn't appear in my list of special techniques. I'm wondering if I'm missing something, 'cause at the top and bottom of the list of Roulette techniques there are arrows - but when I go to the top the cursor comes up at the bottom. The arrows suggest there's more to the list that I can't access... what gives?

    Also, I just loaded up my complete game save and discover I've carried over nothing. No roulette orbs, no health or tension extensions, and most baffling - no moves! Ferseriously? That sucks.

    So... (1) Where's my Shaolin thing?
    (2) Is that all I get for having a complete game file? Just additional moves I can unlock playing through again?

    P.S. awesome credits.
    The double shaolin blast is a roulette move but I can't remember if you have to equip it. It might just be in the wheel, like grovel. Grovel isn't equipped right? I can't remember.

    And that's just how new game+ is. Everything in the shop is unlocked at the start though, including all the god moves which are like the other moves but freakishly strong. Like 30 damage for a simple jab strong. The TV in the bar is turned on as well so you can watch the ending credits. You can also do more fighting arena challenges and try to fight the optional boss it has. I haven't done it myself but it looks pretty challenging. I think that also gives you the final 3 videos for the TV and I think they're the trailers for the game.

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  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Also, costume changes.

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  • Casually HardcoreCasually Hardcore Once an Asshole. Trying to be better. Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    So how would Gene give his kids the Godhands without...chopping off their arms?

    "Dont give me that whining! When I was your age I had my arm cut off 3 times a day, in the snow, both ways, with a rusty dull blade!"

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  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    So how would Gene give his kids the Godhands without...chopping off their arms?

    "Dont give me that whining! When I was your age I had my arm cut off 3 times a day, in the snow, both ways, with a rusty dull blade!"
    Well, he could just throw it at them and hope it sticks.

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  • MorninglordMorninglord I'm tired of being Batman, so today I'll be Owl.Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    So how would Gene give his kids the Godhands without...chopping off their arms?

    "Dont give me that whining! When I was your age I had my arm cut off 3 times a day, in the snow, both ways, with a rusty dull blade!"

    By asking your question you have proved you are not worthy of playing Godhands.

    *console powers down*

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  • randombattlerandombattle Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    So how would Gene give his kids the Godhands without...chopping off their arms?

    "Dont give me that whining! When I was your age I had my arm cut off 3 times a day, in the snow, both ways, with a rusty dull blade!"

    By asking your question you have proved you are not worthy of playing Godhands.

    *console powers down*
    Why wouldn't a sequel star Gene?


    Gene = God Hand

    God Hand = Gene

    Not Gene = Not God Hand

    Not God Hand = NOT GOOD

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  • ZuldaneZuldane Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    This game was literally the most physically painful game I've ever played in my life. I had to take breaks quite often.

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  • randombattlerandombattle Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Zuldane wrote: »
    This game was literally the most physically painful game I've ever played in my life. I had to take breaks quite often.
    And yet you kept playing. :P

    That is the power of GOD HAND

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  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    So how would Gene give his kids the Godhands without...chopping off their arms?

    "Dont give me that whining! When I was your age I had my arm cut off 3 times a day, in the snow, both ways, with a rusty dull blade!"

    By asking your question you have proved you are not worthy of playing Godhands.

    *console powers down*
    Why wouldn't a sequel star Gene?


    Gene = God Hand

    God Hand = Gene

    Not Gene = Not God Hand

    Not God Hand = NOT GOOD
    No, no, Gene would be the star. Just not the main star.

    Fuck,
    I don't know.

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  • MorninglordMorninglord I'm tired of being Batman, so today I'll be Owl.Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I turned this on after two months.

    I think I need to go play through normal again. Wooooooooooooo.

    Ow.

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  • savooipeerdsavooipeerd Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Chance wrote: »
    So, I just beat it and I have some questions for GodHanders more experienced than I:
    So... (1) Where's my Shaolin thing?
    (2) Is that all I get for having a complete game file? Just additional moves I can unlock playing through again?

    (1) The "Double Shaolin" move you get is an upgrade of the "Shaolin Blast" roulette. I've never had it not equipped during the final fight, but I assume you don't get to use the Double Shaolin if you don't have the Shaolin Blast. If you do have the Shaoling Blast, I guess you should try putting that in your roulette wheel instead of looking for the Double Shaolin.

    (2) Having completed the game, you now have access to alternate costumes in the shop and you get a disc for the jukebox (this is in all playthroughs, not just the completed file). If you continue a clear file, you get:
    • Access to all moves, roulettes and items from the start, including some new moves and roulettes that never became available during a first playthrough
    • All money prizes that enemies drop have doubled in value, so you can actually buy all that stuff (I think the rewards from the succubus challenges are also doubled)
    • Access to all casino games and the chihuahua race from the start
    • Access to all listed arena fights from the start, including challenge 41 to 50 which were never available in a normal playthrough
    • Access to arena challenge 51 if you complete all 50 other challenges

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  • AntihippyAntihippy Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    So how would Gene give his kids the Godhands without...chopping off their arms?

    "Dont give me that whining! When I was your age I had my arm cut off 3 times a day, in the snow, both ways, with a rusty dull blade!"

    By asking your question you have proved you are not worthy of playing Godhands.

    *console powers down*
    Why wouldn't a sequel star Gene?


    Gene = God Hand

    God Hand = Gene

    Not Gene = Not God Hand

    Not God Hand = NOT GOOD

    But there was God Hand before Gene.

    EVEN THE GAME'S HISTORY IS AGAINST YOU.

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  • CohsaeCohsae Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Ok then. God Hand Zero. The story of the original dude who had the God Hands. They could make it like Godfather II. Switch between the history of the God Hands, and their future with Gene. Then time travel is involved for Co-op goodness. So much goodness.

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  • GammarahGammarah Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    This thread has motivated me to buy this game. I will now make a statement that its probably not that hard and you guys are just pussies. I'll try and get a copy today.

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  • AntihippyAntihippy Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Gammarah wrote: »
    This thread has motivated me to buy this game. I will now make a statement that its probably not that hard and you guys are just pussies. I'll try and get a copy today.

    It's not that hard.

    Until you reach stage 7.

    God.

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  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    It's not that hard, until Stage 1

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  • Hotlead JunkieHotlead Junkie Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Stop taunting me of ideas of a sequel. I'v had the mechanics for it stuck in my head for months but it ain't gonna happen

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  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    BY GOD, WE WILL MAKE IT HAPPEN! TO WHEREVER THE FUCK CAPCOM IS!

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  • SmashismSmashism Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    BY GOD, WE WILL MAKE IT HAPPEN! TO WHEREVER THE FUCK CAPCOM IS!

    Sorry, they are busy working on a new Megaman Monsters Network Battle Network Island XIII.
    You should check it out though.

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  • GilderGilder Aw snap Macaroni PartyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    No that's Capcom, the studio formerly known as Clover is working on Mad World as well as some other titles. Capcom probably owns the God Hand license though.

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  • randombattlerandombattle Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    To be fair Mad World does look a lot like God Hand.

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