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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Nah, I'm not gonna be at PAX.

    But yeah, that's what I do. I have matches gimmicked so I can pull them out of my jacket already lit too, it's fun times.

    which reminds me, I need to get a new box of matches, these books are so shitty.

    I am disappointed yet so very relieved.

    Vixx on
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  • LyssabitLyssabit Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Nah, I'm not gonna be at PAX.

    But yeah, that's what I do. I have matches gimmicked so I can pull them out of my jacket already lit too, it's fun times.

    which reminds me, I need to get a new box of matches, these books are so shitty.

    This tatoo parlor I went to gave me this really sexy book of matches, three of them, actually. I got so excited. Then, I got home, and went to use them, and they are the shittiest matches I have ever used. I have never gotten one to strike. >_<

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    But to be fair there is little else of which I am so petrified.

    I promise when we meet I will turn around before lighting my cigarettes.

    Is there anything you are particularly afraid of so that I may be equally courteous in a social situation?

    (is it spiders)

    (if it's spiders I will totally not have one walk up and down my arm)

    I used to be afraid of spiders but over the years I've lit enough of them on fire that I've gotten over my fear. I don't have a lot of things that I get an unnatural reaction to anymore, but I still don't really care for spiders. I used to be able to calm myself long enough to kill them, and then afterward I'd get cold flashes and would shiver.

    Unless they got away somewhere in my room.

    That was the worst.

    Then I couldn't sleep.

    But those days are gone, fortunately.

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2008
    viv sometimes me car spontaneously catches on fire

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  • DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad Touch Your local playgroundRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Dear god I can't wait for that stupid thing to die.

    What, spoiler trees or Randall?

    Dislexic on
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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    viv sometimes me car spontaneously catches on fire

    WHY WOULD YOU SAY THIS

    Vixx on
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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Dislexic wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Dear god I can't wait for that stupid thing to die.

    What, spoiler trees or Randall?

    The whole "MORE LIKE RANDALL FAG" meme that seems to have infested every thread I've read in the last week.

    Vixx on
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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Well, to be fair, Randall Fag is one of the dumbest forumers left to the boards.

    And he allows himself to get worked up over this shit too, its hilarious.


    Also, Kusu, I'm pretty sure you're doing something wrong if your car is catching on fire.

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    viv sometimes me car spontaneously catches on fire

    WHY WOULD YOU SAY THIS

    well it's only happened when i drive through the RING OF FIIIIIIIRE

    vROOOOOOOOOMMMM

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  • LyssabitLyssabit Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Viv, thank you so much for the suggestion of Lovage. I like almost everything I have listened to by them.

    Lyssabit on
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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Well, to be fair, Randall Fag is one of the dumbest forumers left to the boards.

    And he allows himself to get worked up over this shit too, its hilarious.
    Shit I haven't read enough of his posts to notice, but you'd think people would manage to be slightly more creative or witty in that regard, rather than tripping over themselves to make that stupid joke every single goddamn time he posts.

    It's like the Wiggin hate. Sure when it's warranted it's the best thing ever but I couldn't wait for that stupid "Goddammit Wiggin" thing to die, either.

    Vixx on
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  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Well, to be fair, Randall Fag is one of the dumbest forumers left to the boards.

    And he allows himself to get worked up over this shit too, its hilarious.


    Also, Kusu, I'm pretty sure you're doing something wrong if your car is catching on fire.

    are you serious? I have never openly complained or voiced any feelings about that shit

    twice out of like twenty times I have responded with mocking laughter that took like two seconds to type

    really, you're not the clever one here

    Randall_Flagg on
  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Lyssabit wrote: »
    Viv, thank you so much for the suggestion of Lovage. I like almost everything I have listened to by them.

    No prob. You have Cum Hero/Dan to thank for that one. He's the one who turned me on to them as far as sex tunes go.

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Well, to be fair, Randall Fag is one of the dumbest forumers left to the boards.

    And he allows himself to get worked up over this shit too, its hilarious.
    Shit I haven't read enough of his posts to notice, but you'd think people would manage to be slightly more creative or witty in that regard, rather than tripping over themselves to make that stupid joke every single goddamn time he posts.

    It's like the Wiggin hate. Sure when it's warranted it's the best thing ever but I couldn't wait for that stupid "Goddammit Wiggin" thing to die, either.

    This board was 99% bandwagons back in the day, I guess the novelty hasn't worn off for me.

    Volucrisus Aedrius on
  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Well, to be fair, Randall Fag is one of the dumbest forumers left to the boards.

    And he allows himself to get worked up over this shit too, its hilarious.


    Also, Kusu, I'm pretty sure you're doing something wrong if your car is catching on fire.

    are you serious? I have never openly complained or voiced any feelings about that shit

    twice out of like twenty times I have responded with mocking laughter that took like two seconds to type

    really, you're not the clever one here

    Okay see what you are doing here?

    Not helping your case.

    Vixx on
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  • LyssabitLyssabit Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Also, has anyone here even heard of Soul Miner's Daughter? The lead female singer is now the lead singer of Sugarland, but I much prefer the songs from Soul Miner's Daughter. They disbanded about ten years ago, but they kicked so much ass. I can't find anything of theirs anymore, though.

    Lyssabit on
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    http://lyssabit.deviantart.com

    "This is Jezabel in Hell. I wanna kill you- I wanna blow you... away"~ Poe
    "Who is this irresistible creature who has an insatiable love for the dead?" ~ Rob Zombie
  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Well, to be fair, Randall Fag is one of the dumbest forumers left to the boards.

    And he allows himself to get worked up over this shit too, its hilarious.
    Shit I haven't read enough of his posts to notice, but you'd think people would manage to be slightly more creative or witty in that regard, rather than tripping over themselves to make that stupid joke every single goddamn time he posts.

    It's like the Wiggin hate. Sure when it's warranted it's the best thing ever but I couldn't wait for that stupid "Goddammit Wiggin" thing to die, either.

    This board was 99% bandwagons back in the day, I guess the novelty hasn't worn off for me.

    Trust me, Volyu, I hear what you're saying about the bandwagons. I'm not even attacking you for using it. Shit I just hope that novelty wears off soon.

    Vixx on
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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2008
    sugartits is a good name for something

    Kusuguttai on
  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Well, to be fair, Randall Fag is one of the dumbest forumers left to the boards.

    And he allows himself to get worked up over this shit too, its hilarious.


    Also, Kusu, I'm pretty sure you're doing something wrong if your car is catching on fire.

    are you serious? I have never openly complained or voiced any feelings about that shit

    twice out of like twenty times I have responded with mocking laughter that took like two seconds to type

    really, you're not the clever one here

    Okay see what you are doing here?

    Not helping your case.

    what case?

    I'm not pushing any sort of agenda here

    honestly, I don't really care about any of those things

    I don't really care about much on these boards at all except insofar as it provides an amusing distraction

    Randall_Flagg on
  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited April 2008
    Oh jesus.

    Quetzi on
  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    maybe you dudes need to calm down

    take a chill pill

    you guys are gettin awful worked up here

    you know what i'm sayin

    haha

    Randall_Flagg on
  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Serious question, Randall.

    When you ego search, do you go with Flagg or Fag these days?

    Volucrisus Aedrius on
  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I would imagine he just goes with Randall

    the wook on
  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I never ego search

    Randall_Flagg on
  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    the wook wrote: »
    I would imagine he just goes with Randall

    Oh you're just no fun at all.

    Volucrisus Aedrius on
  • I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell UpI'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Javen wrote: »
    Getting Yakkety Sax out of the way early.

    this is the best idea

    also bela fleck

    BILLY IDOL REBEL YELL
    katamari damaci opening theme
    you need to have one queen song at least i mean come on
    DMX (cause if you want it we got it come and get it)



    also anything by

    John Legend
    George Michael (preferably fast love)
    Journey (so now I've coooooome to yoooooou with oooopen aaaaarms)
    New Edition (and my friends keep teeelin me to cool it noooow. you're gonna fall in love)


    edit: RUDEBOX

    I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up on
  • IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Lyssabit wrote: »
    Also, has anyone here even heard of Soul Miner's Daughter? The lead female singer is now the lead singer of Sugarland, but I much prefer the songs from Soul Miner's Daughter. They disbanded about ten years ago, but they kicked so much ass. I can't find anything of theirs anymore, though.

    I think that's a no.

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Any Final Fantasy boss music

    Javen on
  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    the wook wrote: »
    I would imagine he just goes with Randall

    Oh you're just no fun at all.

    that's not what your mom told me last night

    the wook on
  • LyssabitLyssabit Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    IpseDixit wrote: »
    Lyssabit wrote: »
    Also, has anyone here even heard of Soul Miner's Daughter? The lead female singer is now the lead singer of Sugarland, but I much prefer the songs from Soul Miner's Daughter. They disbanded about ten years ago, but they kicked so much ass. I can't find anything of theirs anymore, though.

    I think that's a no.

    >_< Thanks...

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  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Koshian wrote: »
    look how hard he's trying

    it's adorable

    no

    it's stupid

    this is adorable

    Randall_Flagg on
  • LyssabitLyssabit Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Javen wrote: »
    Getting Yakkety Sax out of the way early.

    this is the best idea

    also bela fleck

    BILLY IDOL REBEL YELL
    katamari damaci opening theme
    you need to have one queen song at least i mean come on
    DMX (cause if you want it we got it come and get it)



    also anything by

    John Legend
    George Michael (preferably fast love)
    Journey (so now I've coooooome to yoooooou with oooopen aaaaarms)
    New Edition (and my friends keep teeelin me to cool it noooow. you're gonna fall in love)


    edit: RUDEBOX

    I really like Queen, but the beat doesn't suit, and it also reminds me of my ex... Awkward... So yeah. I like Queen for normal listening purposes, but otherwise, no.

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I fuck to Crimson II by Edge of Sanity.


    (haha as if I fuck)

    L|ama on
  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Look what I'm trying to say is 88 Lines about 44 Women by the Nails is the best song to woo a girl with. Bar none.

    Vixx on
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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Look what I'm trying to say is 88 Lines about 44 Women by the Nails is the best song to woo a girl with. Bar none.

    that song is pretty rad

    the wook on
  • I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell UpI'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Javen wrote: »
    Any Final Fantasy boss music

    someone already suggested one winged angel

    that takes class

    like doing it to opera music

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  • IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Trampled Under Foot by Led Zeppelin

    In fact most Led Zep songs.

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  • I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell UpI'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    cannibal corpse- sentenced to burn

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    IpseDixit wrote: »
    Trampled Under Foot by Led Zeppelin

    In fact most Led Zep songs.

    h5

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2008
    turn into - the yeah yeah yeahs

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