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1 have g0t an 1ss4e

UpfishUpfish Registered User regular
Read the -0st bef0re 1eav1ng 1t 0ver the awf41 1337.

S0 1 have a n0teb00|<.
S4dden1y, the 1ast three 1etters 0f the f1rst tw0 r0ws and the 1ast 1etter 0f the th1rd r0w are hav1ng a -r6b3e^^.


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1 have t0 wr1te a re-0rt f0r a hea1th c1ass. 1 have access t0 an0ther c60-4ter, b4t th1s 1s st111 f4c|<1ng ann0y1ng.
1 have restarted three 0r 4 t1^^es and 1t hasn't changed anyth1ng
D0es any0ne have an 1dea as t0 what 1s ha--en1ng/

...1t 1s s0rt 0f 1nterest1ng that 1 have ada-ted t0 4s1ng the 1 and 0 |<eys s6 q41c|<1y, th04gh.

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  • focused7focused7 Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I assume your on a laptop and the numlock is enabled. Hit the FN and the key that looks like a lock. Some laptops are stupid and enable it when you logout or restart. There is a registry hack you can do to disable it.

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  • UpfishUpfish Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Oh dear god thank you so much.

    I guess I panicked and didn't realize that the blue numbers on the affected keys were the ones that were coming out.
    Anyway, thanks for the quick reply.

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  • ben0207ben0207 Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Best OP ever.

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  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    i'm reporting this thread for the awesome posts forum.

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  • SilvoculousSilvoculous Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    What's equally surprising (at least to all the outsiders I just copypasta'd this thread to) is the totally sane response. ^5.

    Oh and
    are hav1ng a -r6b3e^^

    The unreadability of that last word made it funny.

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  • JaninJanin Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    What's equally surprising (at least to all the outsiders I just copypasta'd this thread to) is the totally sane response. ^5.

    Oh and
    are hav1ng a -r6b3e^^

    The unreadability of that last word made it funny.

    -r6b3e^^ = "problem"

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  • contrabandcontraband Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    upfish is my hero

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  • Akilae729Akilae729 Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I was expecting such angry bullshit in this thread.

    this is awesome

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  • Satan.Satan. __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    Akilae729 wrote: »
    I was expecting such angry bullshit in this thread.

    this is awesome

    I can bring the heat if you want

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  • noobertnoobert Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Op's first post Vs Op's second post made me lol so hard.


    Good Thread.

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  • Akilae729Akilae729 Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Satan. wrote: »
    Akilae729 wrote: »
    I was expecting such angry bullshit in this thread.

    this is awesome

    I can bring the heat if you want


    I can barely stand the current heat level

    I decided what pisses me off about you is not your posts themselves, but that fact that i picture your avatar saying them in a very condescending voice.

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  • Zilla360Zilla360 21st Century. |She/Her| Trans* Woman In Aviators Firing A Bazooka. ⚛️Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Akilae729 wrote: »
    Satan. wrote: »
    Akilae729 wrote: »
    I was expecting such angry bullshit in this thread.

    this is awesome

    I can bring the heat if you want


    I can barely stand the current heat level

    I decided what pisses me off about you is not your posts themselves, but that fact that i picture your avatar saying them in a very condescending voice.

    Bl1st3ring B4rnacles! :lol:

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  • ForarForar #432 Toronto, Ontario, CanadaRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    ben0207 wrote: »
    Best OP ever.

    Agreed.

    I nearly dismissed it, but if you stick through just a little further, it becomes gold.

    Glad to hear the issue was easily fixed though.

    Forar on
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  • VThornheartVThornheart Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    This may have been the first rational reason to use leetspeak that I've ever seen, ever.

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  • wunderbarwunderbar What Have I Done? Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    ya, it made my eyes start to bleed just a little bit, but after reading it, I couldn't stop laughing.

    Best thread in H/A in a long time.

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  • Satan.Satan. __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    wunderbar wrote: »
    Best thread in H/A in a long time.

    It seems you got lost somewhere :P

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  • iTunesIsEviliTunesIsEvil Cornfield? Cornfield.Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Satan. wrote: »
    wunderbar wrote: »
    Best thread in H/A in a long time.

    It seems you got lost somewhere :P
    I can't help but read this as the ... uhhh... "real" Satan going "you seem to have gotten lost .... MUAAHAHAHAHAHA!" Perhaps with a wink and some horrendous flames behind him.

    <sigh> I'm bored and awfully unmotivated on this Friday morning.

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  • RonenRonen Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I've received a grand total of three phone calls related to this issue.

    *ring*
    Me: This is Ronen.
    User: RonenpleasehelpmeI'mtryingtotypelettersbutnumbersarecomingout.
    Me: Please slow down. Are you using your laptop keyboard?
    User: YesyouhavetohelpmeIhavetotypeupanemailreallyurgentlyIneedthisfixedASAPcanyoucomedown?
    Me: Below the bottom edge of your monitor, is there a little house with the number 9 in it glowing green? [On Thinkpads, nobody realizes the image is a lock. It's more recognizable if you call it a house, I've found]
    User: Yesjustcomedown
    Me: Press [button combination, I forget what it is]. The green house should go out. Try typing again.
    User: (breathing) You're a life saver!

    Repeat the exact same call two more times with about four months in between each... all from the same person. Also of note, all three times the person was in the office, at their desk, hooked up to an external monitor and had a USB keyboard available to them. Go figure.

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  • imbalancedimbalanced Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I used to mess with people in Congressional offices by turning on number lock. Serves them right for using a laptop as their main (and being generally retarded). It's nice seeing "our nation's brightest" struggling to figure out a simple function key. I would just hang out in the hallway waiting to see how long it would take for the blackberry to vibrate.

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  • wunderbarwunderbar What Have I Done? Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Satan. wrote: »
    wunderbar wrote: »
    Best thread in H/A in a long time.

    It seems you got lost somewhere :P

    haha yes, I did. I had 3 tabs open, one with G&T, one with H/A, one here. I obviously wasn't paying attention.

    Still the best thread ever :P.

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  • WulfWulf Disciple of Tzeentch The Void... (New Jersey)Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Brilliant :D

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  • Flippy_DFlippy_D Digital Conquistador LondonRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    This is fucking hilarious.

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  • LouieLouie Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I Have lost count of how many times I have had to tell a kid at school to press Ctrl Alt Numlock this week, I swear one of the little gits is going around doing it to as many laptops as possible.

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