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Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Work Day

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Trent's a GILF hunter.

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Poor Trent.

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    'Just one time' isn't too bad. A sweaty person usually doesn't smell too bad.

    People smell bad when they consistently wear old clothes and don't wash very often (or wash often but put the old, stale clothes back on).

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  • cruciverbietecruciverbiete Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    i used to be a butcher
    in one day i got some beef blood in an eye
    dropped about $400 of top sirloin
    had to clean the entire shop by myself (three rooms, two of them half the size of my house)
    during previous process, had to declogg the main drain
    then had to bike home in the rain in torrential fucking rain

    i think the worse part of that day was dropping the delicious steak

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  • FalloutFallout ( ๑‾̀◡‾́)σ" Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    i used to be a butcher
    in one day i got some beef blood in an eye
    dropped about $400 of top sirloin
    had to clean the entire shop by myself (three rooms, two of them half the size of my house)
    during previous process, had to declogg the main drain
    then had to bike home in the rain in torrential fucking rain

    i think the worse part of that day was dropping the delicious steak

    ever see any horrific accidents?

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  • PeasPeas Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Well this isn't my story but my class were having an outing at the beach one day. Things were going fine until people decided to grab their dry friends or classmates into the water for fun.

    My teacher decides to join in and took one of the smaller students by surprise, carrying him into the waves when suddenly he lost his balance and fell forwards into the water. Thanksfully noone were injured and laughters were to be had.

    Except for my teacher when, still grinning, suddenly pull out his totally soaked phone from his pocket and then let out a sigh, revealing that he just got the phone a few days ago. The class went crazy.

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
  • cruciverbietecruciverbiete Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Fallout wrote: »
    i used to be a butcher
    in one day i got some beef blood in an eye
    dropped about $400 of top sirloin
    had to clean the entire shop by myself (three rooms, two of them half the size of my house)
    during previous process, had to declogg the main drain
    then had to bike home in the rain in torrential fucking rain

    i think the worse part of that day was dropping the delicious steak

    ever see any horrific accidents?

    nope; avoiding decapitation is pretty easy thanks to the guards on the saws and the mesh gloves. knives are pretty fucking sharp though, so i cut myself a few times. generally, if you try to cut in a rush you end up cutting yourself in some way.
    one of the guys had sawed the end of his index, but i wasn't there at the time. he got it sowed back on. funny fact: his name was frank.

    edit:sown?

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    That is horrific and why would that ever be invented ever
    I do not know.

    It scares the hell out of me the now have a fun that can fire tiny grenades that fast.

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Oh wait, yes I do.

    amuricinzlol

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I'm pretty sure that dude goes by the theory if it's dead and lying on the floor it was an enemy combatant.

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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    It is designed for military use only, and it will help prevent casualties on "our" side.

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Not really dude.

    If you get mistaken and suffer from friendly fire you are like 6 times more likely to die.

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  • AmbassadorAmbassador Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    The terrorists will be all, "LOL HAX GUYS NO AWPS OR AA-12S LOL SRSLY THATZ PRTY L4ME LOOOOL"

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  • PeasPeas Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Good lord that is certainly one of most dangerous weapon I have seen in my life. Seems to be quite stable as well. I wonder how long it will take for some dark organisation to reverse engineer it and sell it on Ebay.
    I would like one to deal with the inevitable zombie evasion.

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  • ProlegomenaProlegomena Frictionless Spinning The VoidRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Thinking about it your usual zombie infestation is perhaps best described as an exvasion, given that they do not in fact come from outside.

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  • ProlegomenaProlegomena Frictionless Spinning The VoidRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I think it was just AT Blackwater because there was a demonstration of various new military technologies there. After all the first thing I thought was 'hurray for private contractors with their extra deadly weapons' so I looked it up.

    But its ok, guns don't kill people, small rubber tracked robots dual-wielding automatic shotguns kill people

    robotex-model_ah_03.jpg

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  • Indecisive BadgerIndecisive Badger Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I think it was just AT Blackwater because there was a demonstration of various new military technologies there. After all the first thing I thought was 'hurray for private contractors with their extra deadly weapons' so I looked it up.

    But its ok, guns don't kill people, small rubber tracked robots dual-wielding automatic shotguns kill people

    robotex-model_ah_03.jpg


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKF-tOtK6nw&feature=related

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  • ProlegomenaProlegomena Frictionless Spinning The VoidRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Crossover fanfic required statim

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    That shotgun is friggin' awesome.

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  • ProlegomenaProlegomena Frictionless Spinning The VoidRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    point, counterpoint

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Man if I could design an ammo for that shotgun the little fins on the ammo would have whistles on them.

    So the bullets would scream. Like lasers.

    Pew Pew Pew

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  • BogdanichBogdanich Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Man if I could design an ammo for that shotgun the little fins on the ammo would have whistles on them.

    So the bullets would scream. Like lasers.

    Pew Pew Pew

    so awesome.

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  • Spectre-xSpectre-x Rating: AWESOME YESRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I used to work at a meat packing plant.

    All work all the time, and hard work, too. Hard, unhealthy work for your back.

    And two of my co-workers were diiiiiiiiiiiiiicks

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  • ProlegomenaProlegomena Frictionless Spinning The VoidRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    can you do that again in the form of a 12 bar blues

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  • Spectre-xSpectre-x Rating: AWESOME YESRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    No man sorry I am not too good at writing musics and songs and such all willy-nilly

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  • BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    WHO WANTS TO PLAY ALPHA MOTHER FUCKIN CENTURAI

    OH GOD COULD WE

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    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
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  • BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    in like 2 hours, I have to do some things but fuck yes

    Oh = (

    It's eight in the morning...I think I'll be goin to bed soon...

    but this raises the possibility of future games so there is that

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    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
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  • BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    8? where the fuck do you live

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    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    this thread is not about me at all

    thread title confusing

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Blaket wrote: »
    Not really dude.

    If you get mistaken and suffer from friendly fire you are like 6 times more likely to die.
    At one point during the Iraq war most (or was it all?) of the British casualties were due to friendly fire on the American side. :P
    nope; avoiding decapitation is pretty easy thanks to the guards on the saws and the mesh gloves. knives are pretty fucking sharp though, so i cut myself a few times. generally, if you try to cut in a rush you end up cutting yourself in some way.
    one of the guys had sawed the end of his index, but i wasn't there at the time. he got it sowed back on. funny fact: his name was frank.

    edit:sown?
    sewn! Or sewed, both are correct.

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