Procrastination Nation (or, "I'll do it lllaaaaaaaaaatteeerrrr")

eric.

So guys, you know how we're all bums right? with nothing better to do with our lives and junk? well, what is that "better to do" that you aren't doing? What have you stretched out to the very last possible, probable second and simply yawned at it? I'll start us off;

I'm to create a simple website about a fictional organization that helps teenagers with "self-esteem problems". It's due tomorrow at 8:30am, and I've yet to begin. I don't kow anything about HTML, See plus plus (I'm assuming they mean the forums, but wikipedia tells me otherwise), or jay eggs, sooooo yeah. Hopefully I'll get 'er done!

Make me feel better SE++. I can't be the only one who does nothing here.

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Penguin Incarnate

I am trying to write a hardboiled detective novel. Do not tempt me with your layabout ways, you damned succubus.

Jordyn

I will post in here later.

Moriveth

I am like this with everything for school ever.

Olivaw

Finally

A thread about me

DarkPrimus

I was gonna make a thread about procrastination but I never got around to it.

Penguin Incarnate

Eric, you are a failure and you will always be a failure. You should feel terrible about the course you've taken your life down.

Berk

I can't be bothered making this post.

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CG Faggotry

The Far Side responds to me later indeed.

Dee Kae

i'll get back to this later.

Tossrock

Why would you need to know C++ to code a webpage

who the fuck writes C++ web code

Centipede Damascus

I keep procrastinating having a life.

Filler Inc.

I have a party to go to, but I'm not gonna go till later. It's going on right now, but I wont leave for another hour. This isn't the first time I've done this, this week even. I did it yesterday, the day before that, two days before that. It's raging right now, I have no reason not to leave, I'm not doing anything, but I'm not going to go until I've play some guitar, maybe some more burnout. Had some smokes, I'm just not gonna leave.

bsjezz

i've been writing this fucking story for a year and it's now the final week

i'm at something like 28,000 words and the target's 30

i have until friday, and then i'm editing over the weekend. then it's submitted for marking next tuesday

that's why i'm here, posting. once this is done you'll probably never see me again

redhead

I've basically thrown away every chance I've had so far because I love to procrastinate

yeah, rockin

bsjezz

p.s. who wants to read a kickarse story about colonizing australia and making beer

UnbrokenEva

I have like, 3 different stories in my head, characters, outlines, first chapters all but written.

But every goddamn time I sit down to type, I either load up these forums, or start playing System Shock 2.

CG Faggotry

God, Who arrives at a party on time. That is most ungentlemanly.

Kazhiim

supposed to be designing three floor plans for a theoretical museum to Fumihiko Maki

listening to pandora

#pipe

bsjezz wrote: »

p.s. who wants to read a kickarse story about colonizing australia and making beer

Me me I do

Penguin Incarnate

bsjezz wrote: »

p.s. who wants to read a kickarse story about colonizing australia and making beer

Yeah. Okay.

bsjezz

Fearghaill wrote: »

I have like, 3 different stories in my head, characters, outlines, first chapters all but written.

But every goddamn time I sit down to type, I either load up these forums, or start playing System Shock 2.

write them, you fool

the only difference between any geek daydreaming stories and a published author is the wordcount

bsjezz

Penguin Incarnate wrote: »

bsjezz wrote: »

p.s. who wants to read a kickarse story about colonizing australia and making beer

Yeah. Okay.

sweet! can i p.m. you in a couple of days? i just gotta finish the last chapter and tidy it up

Killjoy

yo bs i need that story to procrastinate with

(are you the dude i suggested some leaf by niggle ending to a story to a few weeks/months back?)

Homeless

i barely did any homework this year and now i have 5 days of school left and i am staring summer school in the face

Penguin Incarnate

bsjezz wrote: »

Penguin Incarnate wrote: »

bsjezz wrote: »

p.s. who wants to read a kickarse story about colonizing australia and making beer

Yeah. Okay.

sweet! can i p.m. you in a couple of days? i just gotta finish the last chapter and tidy it up

Sure.

bsjezz

Killjoy wrote: »

yo bs i need that story to procrastinate with

(are you the dude i suggested some leaf by niggle ending to a story to a few weeks/months back?)

not sure but you asked on my blog about whether a story was based on proust

Zombiemambo

I've needed to clean for weeks.

Killjoy

bsjezz wrote: »

Killjoy wrote: »

yo bs i need that story to procrastinate with

(are you the dude i suggested some leaf by niggle ending to a story to a few weeks/months back?)

not sure but you asked on my blog about whether a story was based on proust

why am i so gay??!

bsjezz

Killjoy wrote: »

bsjezz wrote: »

Killjoy wrote: »

yo bs i need that story to procrastinate with

(are you the dude i suggested some leaf by niggle ending to a story to a few weeks/months back?)

not sure but you asked on my blog about whether a story was based on proust

why am i so gay??!

not as gay as me, i even capitalized my reponse

eric.

Penguin Incarnate wrote: »

Eric, you are a failure and you will always be a failure. You should feel terrible about the course you've taken your life down.

yeah, but at least i have youuuuuu guyyyyyyyyyyyyyyysssss

Kusuguttai

i have been putting off a project i could have been done with by now if i had been doing it today
it's due tomorrow.

Dadouw

I am incredibly lazy

Zombies Tossed My Salad!

I'm half way through writing a 10 page paper thats due by midnight.

the wook

i will very often start something and not finish

just this weekend i got about 5 minutes into a sexual encounter and said 'screw it i'll finish later'

Kusuguttai

oh wait i forgot to mention it was assigned like 3 months ago and i could have been done like a month ago

Fabricate

I'm currently not writing a lab report thats due tomorrow.



I'm also not studying for my final exams this week.

Kusuguttai

i only have one final this week, its on friday
and i really really need to study for it

eric.

thats it fuck you all i'm finishing this shit i don't care what it takes even if i cant F5 the forums all night i'm getting this fucker done

(i'll post when I am done because i you guys, and will show all the nonbelievers that procrastination can be overcome... or not)