We just moved in to this apartment the other day, and today while we were cleaning the top shelf in the closet, we found a porn left by the previous tenants.
I just read the story in the ghost thread about the dude who jacked off to the ghost's naked body. True or not, whenever people tell stories about friendly/neutral ghosts I just get so mad when their reaction isn't to TALK to the damn thing and learn what it's like to be a ghost. I mean what the hell people, that is a prime opportunity for scientific and spiritual learning!
I had this weird conversation the other day about a bizzaro world where Khoo found Kurtz before Gabe and Tycho and PvP was the biggest webcomic in the world.
cause let's face it. Khoo is the sole reason for the Penny-Arcade brand.
That guy needs to open his own business school
Instead, PvP is the second biggest webcomic in the world.
I just read the story in the ghost thread about the dude who jacked off to the ghost's naked body. True or not, whenever people tell stories about friendly/neutral ghosts I just get so mad when their reaction isn't to TALK to the damn thing and learn what it's like to be a ghost. I mean what the hell people, that is a prime opportunity for scientific and spiritual learning!
Yeah. It's probably because it's bullshit.
My mom went to a spirit medium a while back with her sisters to talk to grandma.
So before she went I was like, "Mom, listen. Think of something only you and your mom knew, that not even your sisters knew. Then ask the medium that."
She told me about an exchange that her mom and her had near the end of her mom's life, that was sweet and a fond memory but that neither of her sisters knew.
I was like, "Awesome. Now ask the medium about that and if it's actually your mom, she'll respond with that story."
And so she went and had a great time. She came back and I said "So what did you ask her?"
Mom said "I asked her to ask mom how she was feeling, and she said she was doing great up in heaven."
I just read the story in the ghost thread about the dude who jacked off to the ghost's naked body. True or not, whenever people tell stories about friendly/neutral ghosts I just get so mad when their reaction isn't to TALK to the damn thing and learn what it's like to be a ghost. I mean what the hell people, that is a prime opportunity for scientific and spiritual learning!
Yeah. It's probably because it's bullshit.
My mom went to a spirit medium a while back with her sisters to talk to grandma.
So before she went I was like, "Mom, listen. Think of something only you and your mom knew, that not even your sisters knew. Then ask the medium that."
She told me about an exchange that her mom and her had near the end of her mom's life, that was sweet and a fond memory but that neither of her sisters knew.
I was like, "Awesome. Now ask the medium about that and if it's actually your mom, she'll respond with that story."
And so she went and had a great time. She came back and I said "So what did you ask her?"
Mom said "I asked her to ask mom how she was feeling, and she said she was doing great up in heaven."
I just read the story in the ghost thread about the dude who jacked off to the ghost's naked body. True or not, whenever people tell stories about friendly/neutral ghosts I just get so mad when their reaction isn't to TALK to the damn thing and learn what it's like to be a ghost. I mean what the hell people, that is a prime opportunity for scientific and spiritual learning!
Yeah. It's probably because it's bullshit.
My mom went to a spirit medium a while back with her sisters to talk to grandma.
So before she went I was like, "Mom, listen. Think of something only you and your mom knew, that not even your sisters knew. Then ask the medium that."
She told me about an exchange that her mom and her had near the end of her mom's life, that was sweet and a fond memory but that neither of her sisters knew.
I was like, "Awesome. Now ask the medium about that and if it's actually your mom, she'll respond with that story."
And so she went and had a great time. She came back and I said "So what did you ask her?"
Mom said "I asked her to ask mom how she was feeling, and she said she was doing great up in heaven."
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Good job asking the right questions, mom.
Usually if you're doing that kind of thing, I'm not sure you're looking for a real answer.
South Park ripping on him was my favorite part of the last season.
And Eli & co have earned the right to never be mocked by me ever again for that win of theirs.
Man I'm a Jets fan and I was dancing in the streets at that win.
Everybody was a Giants fan around here that day, I'll tell you that.
It was such an awesome week. Hi 5's from random strangers, shouts in public.
Awesome.
Jets fan?
man I'm so sorry
It's awful. I don't like to talk about it.
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edited May 2008
My friend is about ready to break up with his girlfriend because her chiropractor has talked her into getting acupressure. Not only that, but he's going to wave a magic wand "chi detector" over her to find out where her "energy lines" are. My friend's like "WTF! What 'energy'?!" and his girl is like "chi energy, duh."
My friend is about ready to break up with his girlfriend because her chiropractor has talked her into getting acupressure. Not only that, but he's going to wave a magic wand "chi detector" over her to find out where her "energy lines" are. My friend's like "WTF! What 'energy'?!" and his girl is like "chi energy, duh."
Man I'm as skeptical as they come, but that's a really bad reason to break up with someone.
My friend is about ready to break up with his girlfriend because her chiropractor has talked her into getting acupressure. Not only that, but he's going to wave a magic wand "chi detector" over her to find out where her "energy lines" are. My friend's like "WTF! What 'energy'?!" and his girl is like "chi energy, duh."
My friend is about ready to break up with his girlfriend because her chiropractor has talked her into getting acupressure. Not only that, but he's going to wave a magic wand "chi detector" over her to find out where her "energy lines" are. My friend's like "WTF! What 'energy'?!" and his girl is like "chi energy, duh."
Man I'm as skeptical as they come, but that's a really bad reason to break up with someone.
Lots of people believe in those types of things.
Not only that but uh, if she's seeing a chiropractor I'm assuming she's in some kind of pain, and some people will try anything to get rid of it.
My friend is about ready to break up with his girlfriend because her chiropractor has talked her into getting acupressure. Not only that, but he's going to wave a magic wand "chi detector" over her to find out where her "energy lines" are. My friend's like "WTF! What 'energy'?!" and his girl is like "chi energy, duh."
Man I'm as skeptical as they come, but that's a really bad reason to break up with someone.
Lots of people believe in those types of things.
I'm sorry Mike but your acceptance of those people, it's just too much!!
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"That's Hot: A No Holes Barred Sex Romp"
awesome
If I murder the responsible parties I end up getting a 13 year old boy to finish raising and I'd rather not.
I thank my stars every single day I don't work in retail.
Murder is the answer.
me too! like today and tomorrow I don't work retail, but then this weekend I do.
oh, wait. fucking kill me.
You have to spend that time deciphering complex cryptograms
But maybe the cryptograms lead to the next five ways?
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I just read the story in the ghost thread about the dude who jacked off to the ghost's naked body. True or not, whenever people tell stories about friendly/neutral ghosts I just get so mad when their reaction isn't to TALK to the damn thing and learn what it's like to be a ghost. I mean what the hell people, that is a prime opportunity for scientific and spiritual learning!
Instead, PvP is the second biggest webcomic in the world.
Hmmm.
Yeah, but it gets the mind rev'd up. The brain is the most powerful sex organ etc.
That game was great.
Eli Manning Finishes Super Bowl With Thick, Bushy Mustache
no, you spend that hour gargling turpentine.
You just want to stalk me.
Yeah. It's probably because it's bullshit.
My mom went to a spirit medium a while back with her sisters to talk to grandma.
So before she went I was like, "Mom, listen. Think of something only you and your mom knew, that not even your sisters knew. Then ask the medium that."
She told me about an exchange that her mom and her had near the end of her mom's life, that was sweet and a fond memory but that neither of her sisters knew.
I was like, "Awesome. Now ask the medium about that and if it's actually your mom, she'll respond with that story."
And so she went and had a great time. She came back and I said "So what did you ask her?"
Mom said "I asked her to ask mom how she was feeling, and she said she was doing great up in heaven."
...
Good job asking the right questions, mom.
Jets fan?
man I'm so sorry
does that mean i become immune to aids
or is that just bleach
better gargle both, just in case
what if the bleach has AIDs?
It's awful. I don't like to talk about it.
Man I'm as skeptical as they come, but that's a really bad reason to break up with someone.
Lots of people believe in those types of things.
Haven't you ever watched Jackie Chan Adventures?
Chiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Oh, god, it's AIDS all the way down.
Not only that but uh, if she's seeing a chiropractor I'm assuming she's in some kind of pain, and some people will try anything to get rid of it.
I'm sorry Mike but your acceptance of those people, it's just too much!!
i'm sorry
*leaves the box*
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