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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    There are still no oranges. This is ridiculous.

    How 'bout them apples?

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    We just moved in to this apartment the other day, and today while we were cleaning the top shelf in the closet, we found a porn left by the previous tenants.

    "That's Hot: A No Holes Barred Sex Romp"

    awesome

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    radroadkillradroadkill MDRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    There are still no oranges. This is ridiculous.

    Murder is the answer.

    If I murder the responsible parties I end up getting a 13 year old boy to finish raising and I'd rather not.

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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Retail sucked.

    I thank my stars every single day I don't work in retail.

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    There are still no oranges. This is ridiculous.

    Murder is the answer.

    If I murder the responsible parties I end up getting a 13 year old boy to finish raising and I'd rather not.

    Murder is the answer.

    Variable on
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    Loren MichaelLoren Michael Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I didn't think that organ thread would attract so many, uh, people with terrible positions.

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Retail sucked.

    I thank my stars every single day I don't work in retail.

    me too! like today and tomorrow I don't work retail, but then this weekend I do.

    oh, wait. fucking kill me.

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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    What sort of moderator hides?

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    A chickenshit moderator

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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    if i bring irene to orgasm 5 different ways in a given hour, the next hour do i have to think up 5 ways that are different from the first 5, too?

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    MikeMan wrote: »
    if i bring irene to orgasm 5 different ways in a given hour, the next hour do i have to think up 5 ways that are different from the first 5, too?
    No

    You have to spend that time deciphering complex cryptograms

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    SamiSami Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Morning

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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    hey sami

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    Unearthly StewUnearthly Stew Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Elendil wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    if i bring irene to orgasm 5 different ways in a given hour, the next hour do i have to think up 5 ways that are different from the first 5, too?
    No

    You have to spend that time deciphering complex cryptograms

    But maybe the cryptograms lead to the next five ways?

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    SamiSami Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    sup Mike

    --

    I just read the story in the ghost thread about the dude who jacked off to the ghost's naked body. True or not, whenever people tell stories about friendly/neutral ghosts I just get so mad when their reaction isn't to TALK to the damn thing and learn what it's like to be a ghost. I mean what the hell people, that is a prime opportunity for scientific and spiritual learning!

    Sami on
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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Elendil wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    if i bring irene to orgasm 5 different ways in a given hour, the next hour do i have to think up 5 ways that are different from the first 5, too?
    No

    You have to spend that time deciphering complex cryptograms

    But maybe the cryptograms lead to the next five ways?
    THE CRYPTOGRAMS ARE NOT SEXY CRYPTOGRAMS

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    JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I had this weird conversation the other day about a bizzaro world where Khoo found Kurtz before Gabe and Tycho and PvP was the biggest webcomic in the world.

    cause let's face it. Khoo is the sole reason for the Penny-Arcade brand.

    That guy needs to open his own business school

    Instead, PvP is the second biggest webcomic in the world.

    Hmmm.

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    Unearthly StewUnearthly Stew Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Elendil wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    if i bring irene to orgasm 5 different ways in a given hour, the next hour do i have to think up 5 ways that are different from the first 5, too?
    No

    You have to spend that time deciphering complex cryptograms

    But maybe the cryptograms lead to the next five ways?
    THE CRYPTOGRAMS ARE NOT SEXY CRYPTOGRAMS

    Yeah, but it gets the mind rev'd up. The brain is the most powerful sex organ etc.

    Unearthly Stew on
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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    I fucking hate Bellicheck.

    South Park ripping on him was my favorite part of the last season.

    And Eli & co have earned the right to never be mocked by me ever again for that win of theirs.

    Man I'm a Jets fan and I was dancing in the streets at that win.

    Everybody was a Giants fan around here that day, I'll tell you that.

    It was such an awesome week. Hi 5's from random strangers, shouts in public.

    Awesome.

    That game was great.

    Eli Manning Finishes Super Bowl With Thick, Bushy Mustache
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    Dynagrip on
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    HilgerHilger Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Elendil wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    if i bring irene to orgasm 5 different ways in a given hour, the next hour do i have to think up 5 ways that are different from the first 5, too?
    No

    You have to spend that time deciphering complex cryptograms

    But maybe the cryptograms lead to the next five ways?
    THE CRYPTOGRAMS ARE NOT SEXY CRYPTOGRAMS

    Yeah, but it gets the mind rev'd up. The brain is the most powerful sex organ etc.
    Sounds like the sequel to The Da Vinci Code.

    Hilger on
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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Da Vinci Load

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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    MikeMan wrote: »
    if i bring irene to orgasm 5 different ways in a given hour, the next hour do i have to think up 5 ways that are different from the first 5, too?

    no, you spend that hour gargling turpentine.

    Dynagrip on
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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Elendil wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    if i bring irene to orgasm 5 different ways in a given hour, the next hour do i have to think up 5 ways that are different from the first 5, too?
    No

    You have to spend that time deciphering complex cryptograms

    But maybe the cryptograms lead to the next five ways?
    THE CRYPTOGRAMS ARE NOT SEXY CRYPTOGRAMS

    Yeah, but it gets the mind rev'd up. The brain is the most powerful sex organ etc.
    Man I did not need to know about your creepy brain-fucking fetish

    Elendil on
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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited May 2008
    Quid wrote: »
    What sort of moderator hides?

    You just want to stalk me.

    Elki on
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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Sami wrote: »
    sup Mike

    --

    I just read the story in the ghost thread about the dude who jacked off to the ghost's naked body. True or not, whenever people tell stories about friendly/neutral ghosts I just get so mad when their reaction isn't to TALK to the damn thing and learn what it's like to be a ghost. I mean what the hell people, that is a prime opportunity for scientific and spiritual learning!

    Yeah. It's probably because it's bullshit.

    My mom went to a spirit medium a while back with her sisters to talk to grandma.

    So before she went I was like, "Mom, listen. Think of something only you and your mom knew, that not even your sisters knew. Then ask the medium that."

    She told me about an exchange that her mom and her had near the end of her mom's life, that was sweet and a fond memory but that neither of her sisters knew.

    I was like, "Awesome. Now ask the medium about that and if it's actually your mom, she'll respond with that story."

    And so she went and had a great time. She came back and I said "So what did you ask her?"

    Mom said "I asked her to ask mom how she was feeling, and she said she was doing great up in heaven."

    ...

    Good job asking the right questions, mom.

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    I fucking hate Bellicheck.

    South Park ripping on him was my favorite part of the last season.

    And Eli & co have earned the right to never be mocked by me ever again for that win of theirs.

    Man I'm a Jets fan and I was dancing in the streets at that win.

    Everybody was a Giants fan around here that day, I'll tell you that.

    It was such an awesome week. Hi 5's from random strangers, shouts in public.

    Awesome.

    Jets fan?

    man I'm so sorry

    nexuscrawler on
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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    if i bring irene to orgasm 5 different ways in a given hour, the next hour do i have to think up 5 ways that are different from the first 5, too?

    no, you spend that hour gargling turpentine.

    does that mean i become immune to aids

    or is that just bleach

    better gargle both, just in case

    MikeMan on
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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited May 2008
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Sami wrote: »
    sup Mike

    --

    I just read the story in the ghost thread about the dude who jacked off to the ghost's naked body. True or not, whenever people tell stories about friendly/neutral ghosts I just get so mad when their reaction isn't to TALK to the damn thing and learn what it's like to be a ghost. I mean what the hell people, that is a prime opportunity for scientific and spiritual learning!

    Yeah. It's probably because it's bullshit.

    My mom went to a spirit medium a while back with her sisters to talk to grandma.

    So before she went I was like, "Mom, listen. Think of something only you and your mom knew, that not even your sisters knew. Then ask the medium that."

    She told me about an exchange that her mom and her had near the end of her mom's life, that was sweet and a fond memory but that neither of her sisters knew.

    I was like, "Awesome. Now ask the medium about that and if it's actually your mom, she'll respond with that story."

    And so she went and had a great time. She came back and I said "So what did you ask her?"

    Mom said "I asked her to ask mom how she was feeling, and she said she was doing great up in heaven."

    ...

    Good job asking the right questions, mom.

    :lol:

    Elki on
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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Sami wrote: »
    sup Mike

    --

    I just read the story in the ghost thread about the dude who jacked off to the ghost's naked body. True or not, whenever people tell stories about friendly/neutral ghosts I just get so mad when their reaction isn't to TALK to the damn thing and learn what it's like to be a ghost. I mean what the hell people, that is a prime opportunity for scientific and spiritual learning!

    Yeah. It's probably because it's bullshit.

    My mom went to a spirit medium a while back with her sisters to talk to grandma.

    So before she went I was like, "Mom, listen. Think of something only you and your mom knew, that not even your sisters knew. Then ask the medium that."

    She told me about an exchange that her mom and her had near the end of her mom's life, that was sweet and a fond memory but that neither of her sisters knew.

    I was like, "Awesome. Now ask the medium about that and if it's actually your mom, she'll respond with that story."

    And so she went and had a great time. She came back and I said "So what did you ask her?"

    Mom said "I asked her to ask mom how she was feeling, and she said she was doing great up in heaven."

    ...

    Good job asking the right questions, mom.
    Usually if you're doing that kind of thing, I'm not sure you're looking for a real answer.

    Elendil on
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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    if i bring irene to orgasm 5 different ways in a given hour, the next hour do i have to think up 5 ways that are different from the first 5, too?

    no, you spend that hour gargling turpentine.

    does that mean i become immune to aids

    or is that just bleach

    better gargle both, just in case

    what if the bleach has AIDs?

    nexuscrawler on
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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    I fucking hate Bellicheck.

    South Park ripping on him was my favorite part of the last season.

    And Eli & co have earned the right to never be mocked by me ever again for that win of theirs.

    Man I'm a Jets fan and I was dancing in the streets at that win.

    Everybody was a Giants fan around here that day, I'll tell you that.

    It was such an awesome week. Hi 5's from random strangers, shouts in public.

    Awesome.

    Jets fan?

    man I'm so sorry

    It's awful. I don't like to talk about it.

    MikeMan on
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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited May 2008
    My friend is about ready to break up with his girlfriend because her chiropractor has talked her into getting acupressure. Not only that, but he's going to wave a magic wand "chi detector" over her to find out where her "energy lines" are. My friend's like "WTF! What 'energy'?!" and his girl is like "chi energy, duh."

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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    My friend is about ready to break up with his girlfriend because her chiropractor has talked her into getting acupressure. Not only that, but he's going to wave a magic wand "chi detector" over her to find out where her "energy lines" are. My friend's like "WTF! What 'energy'?!" and his girl is like "chi energy, duh."

    Man I'm as skeptical as they come, but that's a really bad reason to break up with someone.

    Lots of people believe in those types of things.

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Man, I'd ley her lines

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    GiantRoboGiantRobo Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    My friend is about ready to break up with his girlfriend because her chiropractor has talked her into getting acupressure. Not only that, but he's going to wave a magic wand "chi detector" over her to find out where her "energy lines" are. My friend's like "WTF! What 'energy'?!" and his girl is like "chi energy, duh."

    Haven't you ever watched Jackie Chan Adventures?



    Chiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

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    HilgerHilger Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    if i bring irene to orgasm 5 different ways in a given hour, the next hour do i have to think up 5 ways that are different from the first 5, too?

    no, you spend that hour gargling turpentine.

    does that mean i become immune to aids

    or is that just bleach

    better gargle both, just in case

    what if the bleach has AIDs?
    Man, what if the AIDS has AIDS? And that AIDS has AIDS? And that AIDS has AIDS?

    Oh, god, it's AIDS all the way down.

    Hilger on
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    JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    MikeMan wrote: »
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    My friend is about ready to break up with his girlfriend because her chiropractor has talked her into getting acupressure. Not only that, but he's going to wave a magic wand "chi detector" over her to find out where her "energy lines" are. My friend's like "WTF! What 'energy'?!" and his girl is like "chi energy, duh."

    Man I'm as skeptical as they come, but that's a really bad reason to break up with someone.

    Lots of people believe in those types of things.

    Not only that but uh, if she's seeing a chiropractor I'm assuming she's in some kind of pain, and some people will try anything to get rid of it.

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    Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    MikeMan wrote: »
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    My friend is about ready to break up with his girlfriend because her chiropractor has talked her into getting acupressure. Not only that, but he's going to wave a magic wand "chi detector" over her to find out where her "energy lines" are. My friend's like "WTF! What 'energy'?!" and his girl is like "chi energy, duh."

    Man I'm as skeptical as they come, but that's a really bad reason to break up with someone.

    Lots of people believe in those types of things.

    I'm sorry Mike but your acceptance of those people, it's just too much!!

    i'm sorry

    *leaves the box*

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    noooo sabbbssssss

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited May 2008
    I'm about to go start Mass Effect. Is there some leveling up guide I'll have to stick to, for different classes, lest I get gimped?

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